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Pinstar Colton
Sweet Asteroid Acres
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Posted - 2012.06.07 17:35:00 -
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The Meth bear with the hugs's life ended in a slow and painful manner. You have now become so acutely aware of the precise method by which he perished, you cannot help but personally relive the agony that the bear experienced every time your mind casually dwells on the subject.
I wish the things that were healthy for me to eat tasted good and the unhealthy things tasted bad.... In the cat-and-mouse game that is low sec, there is no shame in learning to be a better mouse. |
Pinstar Colton
Sweet Asteroid Acres
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Posted - 2012.06.07 18:17:00 -
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You receive a 10 billion dollar bill... which is worthless as it is not recognized as legal currency by anyone.
I wish I didn't need to sleep...ever and not suffer the negative effects that most sleep-deprived people suffer. In the cat-and-mouse game that is low sec, there is no shame in learning to be a better mouse. |
Pinstar Colton
Sweet Asteroid Acres
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Posted - 2012.06.08 13:03:00 -
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Sidus Isaacs wrote:The do, but they are concord protected, you gotta gank em.
I wish I had more expencive PVP ships.
The new "expencive" line of PVP battleships great for putting out massive dmage and has a great tnak too.
Unfortunately they only exist on the test server where the programmers haven't spell checked their properties yet and the whole thing gets scrapped by the time it goes to Tranquility.
I wish my RL bank account was like my ship's capacitor; constantly refilling and refilling faster once it gets low. In the cat-and-mouse game that is low sec, there is no shame in learning to be a better mouse. |
Pinstar Colton
Sweet Asteroid Acres
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Posted - 2012.08.24 19:31:00 -
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Kiroma Halandri wrote:Wish granted. Your legs have mutated into an extra set of arms. Now you can no longer walk.
I wish Studio Liverpool didn't get closed down.
The day after it avoided being closed down, it got blown up. The net effect of it ceasing to exist is still the same, except that some people who worked there are now dead.
I wish that the Bagel ends up as nature's most perfect food and eating them in any form will make you healthier and live longer. In the cat-and-mouse game that is low sec, there is no shame in learning to be a better mouse. |
Pinstar Colton
Sweet Asteroid Acres
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Posted - 2012.08.27 17:05:00 -
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To do so, you must upload your brain onto the internet first and get imploded with it.... Also Google has the entire internet backed up about 17 times and simply rolls out a restore, bringing the net back online in its entirety before anyone noticed...minus you or your brain.
Since we're on the subject of plugging our brains into things:
I wish there was a program with the same power as Photoshop that you could plug your brain into... allowing you to 'draw' whatever images come into your mind...without needing to actually know how to draw... In the cat-and-mouse game that is low sec, there is no shame in learning to be a better mouse. |
Pinstar Colton
Sweet Asteroid Acres
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Posted - 2012.08.28 17:17:00 -
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Granted. You are given "Farmlands" named "Melon Farm" that is 4 times the size of your current farm. Sadly, the land is actually a superfund site in NJ that used to hold an old battery factory. The land is toxic and not fit for growing anything. You now own a lot of land in NJ that you now get to pay NJ level property taxes on.
I wish I could know every language on earth, both written and spoken, fluently.
In the cat-and-mouse game that is low sec, there is no shame in learning to be a better mouse. |
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