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VKhaun Vex
Viziam Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2011.12.22 02:29:00 -
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SpaceSquirrels wrote:I wish for ponies!!
You get several ponies, but realize you've wasted your chance for an interesting wish. They crap everywhere, are picky eaters, and always look cold and sad in your small back yard, where you wonder if it's legal or humane to keep them at all.
No one humane wants to buy them because you have no breeding history/papers and can't explain where they came from. Eventually, out of options, you sell them to a strange man for a small amount of cash, and never hear from him again.
The guilt and uncertainty haunts you.
I wish for the December 23rd 2011 Mega Millions winning lottery numbers. If the reply includes six numbers (one or two digits) I WILL go play them. |
VKhaun Vex
Viziam Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2011.12.31 06:22:00 -
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Renturu wrote:I wish my wish could be corrupted.
You wish to be a Disney child star, and end up with a drug problem, on the front page for shoplifting, and all over the internet in a poor quality sex tape with someone you will later hate. Then, at your fifteenth birthday party, you announce the beginning of your career as a professional rapper and plead with your agent to keep news of Disney letting you go as quiet as possible.
I wish I could walk through walls. |
VKhaun Vex
Viziam Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.01.07 22:18:00 -
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Chainsaw Plankton wrote:wish granted, but they are tranny hookers
I wish for a hug from the bear on meth!
The bear hugs you while you're high on meth... but now you're hooked on meth....
I wish someone would post some cool stuffs in my cool stuffs thread. I had high hopes for that one, but it's bombed. |
VKhaun Vex
Viziam Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.01.13 01:44:00 -
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F'lix wrote:I wish my roommate would learn his lesson and stop being such a unhealthy slob and somehow producing bio-hazardous whenever I leave the house for longer than 24 hours.
Your roommate becomes very serious about his health. Cardio, weights, martial arts. Soon he looks like a model and is one of the strongest men alive. He takes your girlfriend to be his plaything, bullies you physically, and eventually moves out. This leaves you to pay for the room alone with a wounded pride and a broken heart.
I wish for winning lotto numbers again. I never play the lottery really, and I'm making more money know than ever before... but for some reason I've felt like it lately. Six digits please. |
VKhaun Vex
Viziam Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.01.18 04:56:00 -
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Drop-Me-Own-Stocks Darius wrote:I wish I could get more customers.
Wish granted. Your side job as a prostitute really takes off when the residents of the local retirement home take interest.
I wish I had some fruit snacks. I could really go for some fruit snacks right about now.
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VKhaun Vex
Viziam Amarr Empire
279
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Posted - 2012.01.23 04:58:00 -
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Tiberius Sunstealer wrote:Deviana Sevidon wrote:I wish I had some cybernetic implants. You recieve a million of each Limited cybernetic implant and whenever you plug-in a cybernetic implant that isn't Limited, it turns into a Limited and deducts a billion ISK from your wallet. I wish for a titan (because i'm an idiot).
A giant titan appears near your home and pulverizes it, along with your car and everything else in sight for hours until it is finally brought down by military aircraft firing missiles.
I wish I had remembered to set my skill queue before going to work. >.< |
VKhaun Vex
Viziam Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.01.23 09:23:00 -
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Umega wrote:...'I' key springs off the keyboard and hits you directly in the eye! 'The Irony!'
I see what you did there.
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