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W1rlW1nd
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.01.23 13:08:00 -
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Shalia Ripper wrote: I wish I could fly.
Wish granted. You are now a Velator, flying free through the vastness of space inside a video game called EVE. What joy and exhilaration as you look upon the boundless stars, so many new star systems and adventures beckon. The new player flying you decides to shoot at a gate to see what will happen. . . the gate guns blow you to bits in one shot.
I wish I had more money to pay my rent. |
W1rlW1nd
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.02.05 08:29:00 -
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Kiroma Halandri wrote:...
I wish for Faction Shuttles to come into existence, and I want them to be better gameplay-wise than the standard shuttles.
Wish granted. You are so excited about the prospect of owning a "one of a kind" Interbus Shuttle that you purchase 100 Plex with your credit card and trade them in game for it without question. . . to your horror you then realize that the only thing making it this shuttle better than the standard shuttles is that it has a cargo bay 20m3 instead of 10m3, and was in fact a free gift to each player a few years ago and pretty lame one at that. To add insult to injury it is the same skin as the galente shuttle but painted yellow.
I wish I owned a working PS3, instead of a broken xbox360:(
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W1rlW1nd
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.02.07 10:51:00 -
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Amaroq Dricaldari wrote: I wish... I wish...
Ha! You'll have to guess what I wished for this time!
Wish granted. You have wished for someone to guess what your wish is, . . . and somebody does. The guess wish is for you to receive a pretty pony. Even though the person may have guessed wrong, you get that wish anyway, so now you are followed around by a lifesize cartoon pink pony wherever you go. Respectable people are afraid to go near you in public now. But at least you have gained a new following of devoted adult friends, even though they may seem very odd, be high half the time and call you "brohoof" for some reason.
I wish I didn't have to sleep, so I could get more work done.
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