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Fraszoid
Caldari Condottieri Industries The Economy
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Posted - 2008.02.22 05:39:00 -
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Originally by: Helen Hunts In order to save time and hassle, I wish politicians were imprisoned promptly upon obtaining office.
Granted. In order to save more time and hassle elections are abolished and the government is chosen by drawing numbers from a hat, which your number happens to be drawn for Minister of Corruption, and are promptly imprisoned for 20 years for stuff you never had a chance to commit. Enjoy prison.
I wish I could remember where I put my baking powder and drugs so I don't keep sneezing muffins all the time.
Everyone is born right handed, only the great over come it.
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Fraszoid
Condottieri Industries The Economy
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Posted - 2008.03.26 03:41:00 -
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Originally by: Terail Zoqial I wish I had the knowledge and power to destroy the universe
Granted, you are abducted by aliens who teach you everything about building universe destroying weapons and give you all the tools and equipment to build it. So you get to work building this machine to destroy the universe in your secret lab. After toiling away several years you have it complete, but soon realize the button to turn it on is against the wall where you'll never be able to reach it, and reassembly is not an option as you've run out of super glue.
I wish I had a hat bigger than the Pope's and a beard that would make a Viking proud.
Everyone is born right handed, only the great over come it.
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Fraszoid
Caldari ULTRA VEGA
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Posted - 2008.05.14 19:33:00 -
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Originally by: Ren Surkova I wish that people would spontaneouly blurt out embarrassing personal secrets as and when I made eye contact with them
Granted, you now know the deepest darkest secrets of many people. Unfortunately some of those people are top members of the government and you are locked up for suspected black mail. Enjoy your time all alone.
I wish I had an apple pie, 18 inches across, round, and very yummy.
-------------------------------------------------- Everyone is born right handed, only the great over come it.
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Fraszoid
Caldari ULTRA VEGA
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Posted - 2008.05.17 19:55:00 -
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Edited by: Fraszoid on 17/05/2008 19:55:39
Originally by: Sexiest Beast I wish i could transfer SP between my skills
Granted, CCP releases a patch that allows you to move SP between skills at a rate of 1 SP a year for the low cost of 1 trillion ISK.
I wish I had a faction fitted Rokh. -------------------------------------------------- Everyone is born right handed, only the great over come it.
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Fraszoid
Caldari ULTRA VEGA
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Posted - 2008.07.01 16:44:00 -
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Originally by: Helen Hunts I wish I wasn't such a procrastinator. (Bah, I'll get to that later)
Granted, you develop OCD and spend every waking moment of your life doing whatever some tells you to when they tell you to.
I wish I had a couple pet guinea pigs. -------------------------------------------------- Everyone is born right handed, only the great over come it.
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Fraszoid
Caldari Condottieri Industries The Economy
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Posted - 2008.10.14 15:13:00 -
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Originally by: Dihania I wish I had time to play and not lurk on the forums at work.
Granted, you lose your job after you win a life time sub to EVE. You end up gloating so much that they ban your IP from the forums and blacklist your entire ISP so you can't ever look at them. You spend every waking moment mining and mission running because any epic kills you make are pointless without the publics awareness of your loot. Enjoy your forum deprivation.
I wish for some non-poisoned, edible apple-pear muffins. -------------------------------------------------- Everyone is born right handed, only the great over come it.
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Fraszoid
Caldari Condottieri Industries
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Posted - 2008.12.19 16:55:00 -
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Originally by: Nexus Vaikai I wish we wouldnt get any more snow or ice till after xmas
Granted, on Xmas, Xopher Kringle, Christopher Kringle's evil brother, visits you bringing torrential rain and flooding to your house only. The next day your flooded and soaked home is encased in a metre thick ice sheet as the temperature drops to -100 and sleet continues to crash against your house. You are stuck there until it thaws out sometime in late August. Enjoy your isolation, and remember is Christmas, because Christohper Kringle is good, and Xopher Kringle is evil.
I wish my GF would come visit from Ontario for New Years. -------------------------------------------------- Everyone is born right handed, only the great over come it. |
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