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Epegi Givo
Amarr Vengeance Imperium
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Posted - 2008.10.19 06:04:00 -
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Edited by: Epegi Givo on 19/10/2008 06:05:49 granted, I am unable to corrupt it but get mad and hire an army of mercs to destroy all yrou assets, and pod you 100 times. -------------------------------------
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Gabrialle
Amarr Sunspot Requisitions Worlds End Consortium
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Posted - 2008.10.19 20:00:00 -
[542]
granted but ccp believe's me to be an isk-trader and bans your account
I wish i had an orca (the ship not the whale)
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Peter Powers
FinFleet Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.10.20 09:24:00 -
[543]
Originally by: Gabrialle granted but ccp believe's me to be an isk-trader and bans your account
I wish i had an orca (the ship not the whale)
granted.. sadly you'll get it in the wrong game and all you can do is use it against NOD.
i wish you didnt read this.
I love CCP Morpheus<3 xXx CCP Morpheus xXx <3
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ViRUS Pottage
Caldari R.U.S.T. G00DFELLAS
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Posted - 2008.10.20 16:50:00 -
[544]
Originally by: Peter Powers
Originally by: Gabrialle granted but ccp believe's me to be an isk-trader and bans your account
I wish i had an orca (the ship not the whale)
granted.. sadly you'll get it in the wrong game and all you can do is use it against NOD.
i wish you didnt read this.
Wish not granted, because many people have read it
I wish i had +10 sec status, 100 trillion isk, and all skills lvl 5 _________
Originally by: CCP Taera
May I have your stuff?
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Jana Clant
New Dawn Corp New Eden Research
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Posted - 2008.10.20 17:16:00 -
[545]
Originally by: ViRUS Pottage Wish not granted, because many people have read it
I wish i had +10 sec status, 100 trillion isk, and all skills lvl 5
Granted, EVE shuts down on that same day.
I wish no one corrupted my wish.
Join New Eden Research today and never worry about queues again!
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Last Wolf
Umbra Wing
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Posted - 2008.10.20 17:29:00 -
[546]
Originally by: Jana Clant
Originally by: ViRUS Pottage Wish not granted, because many people have read it
I wish i had +10 sec status, 100 trillion isk, and all skills lvl 5
Granted, EVE shuts down on that same day.
I wish no one corrupted my wish.
Granted, No one has corrupted your wish. But Now I am Corrupting it.
I wish I had a 4.0 GPA. __________________________________________________________
Originally by: Liang Nuren wrong forum isroy i am vjery drunm
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Epegi Givo
Amarr Vengeance Imperium
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Posted - 2008.10.24 14:31:00 -
[547]
Grabted but then the GPAsystem changes so that the LOWER you get, the better. you now have the equivalent of what is now a 0.0 GPA.
I wish my cat would learn to meow correctly, instead of doing this weird squeaky thing. |
Epegi
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Posted - 2008.10.25 01:30:00 -
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Originally by: Epegi Givo Grabted but then the GPAsystem changes so that the LOWER you get, the better. you now have the equivalent of what is now a 0.0 GPA.
I wish my cat would learn to meow correctly, instead of doing this weird squeaky thing.
But a truely perfect cat meow is fatal for humans to hear.
I wish for cake. |
Jago Kain
Amarr Pan Galactic Traders
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Posted - 2008.10.25 01:36:00 -
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Edited by: Jago Kain on 25/10/2008 01:37:23 Edited by: Jago Kain on 25/10/2008 01:37:00
Originally by: Epegi I wish for cake.
You get your cake. Unfortunately it's a half-used urinal cake.
I wish folk would stop creating threads about Iceland and it's economy.
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Helen Hunts
Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc
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Posted - 2008.10.25 04:05:00 -
[550]
Originally by: Jago Kain I wish folk would stop creating threads about Iceland and it's economy.
Granted. (he's gonna hurt me for this...) Iceland threads are a thing of the past. New threads are now started discussing YOU and everything you do. You can no longer do anything (including just lay there in bed) without thousands of posts discussing how you could have done it better. Yes, even that bit with the lotion.
I wish that at least half the so-called 'alien abductees' actually WERE abducted. (no return necessary) _______________________________
Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money.
Any Questions? |
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Epegi Givo
Amarr Vengeance Imperium
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Posted - 2008.10.25 04:44:00 -
[551]
Edited by: Epegi Givo on 25/10/2008 04:44:16 granted, but those abductees were so whiny and annoying that the aliens decided to blow up earth.
I wish amarr shuttles appeared as flying cake on my screen. -------------------------------------
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Tobias Xiaosen
Gallente The Perfect Storm The Red Skull
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Posted - 2008.10.25 08:47:00 -
[552]
Granted. Now shuttles are incapable of warping since if they did so they would disintegrate into cakey particles in space.
I wish I had some non deadly apple muffins.
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Aesgrim
Big Shadows Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.25 12:03:00 -
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Granted.
You take a bite, chew it and all is good. It even taste great! But when you swallow it will get stuck in your throat, making you unable to breathe. It will continue to be stuck until the air and oxygen in your body slowly diminish, causing a non-fatal brain damage. At the last moment you manage to cough up the muffin, but now your IQ has decreased with 20 points. Being even dumber than before you take another bite and repeat the process all over, again and again. Soon you will become a drooling vegetable with no purpose in life.
(wow, that one came out quite harsh )
I wish that I would be perfectly skilled and with the proper knowledge for any job that I would try out for.
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Jago Kain
Amarr Pan Galactic Traders
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Posted - 2008.10.25 14:22:00 -
[554]
Edited by: Jago Kain on 25/10/2008 14:25:19 edited for reasons of taste and decency; you should have seen what i wanted to write
Originally by: Aesgrim I wish that I would be perfectly skilled and with the proper knowledge for any job that I would try out for.
Granted. Alas; the only jobs currently available on our database involve being randomly punched by drunk strangers on a thursday night, changing old ladies's nappies (diapers for the colonials amongst you) and being sexually assaulted by frisky octogenerian wrinklies who repeatedly stamp on your feet with their zimmer frames whilst copping a quick feel of your bum. To top it all, despite your superlative skill at all of the above, the money is crap. Welcome to the NHS.
I wish policemen had big flashing lights on their helmets that went off whenever they told a lie in court.
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Dantes Revenge
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.10.25 22:19:00 -
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Originally by: Jago Kain I wish policemen had big flashing lights on their helmets that went off whenever they told a lie in court.
But court cases would go on for years because the lights would never stop flashing.
I wish there was a government who actually did things for the people instead of their own pockets. |
Jago Kain
Amarr Pan Galactic Traders
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Posted - 2008.10.26 00:51:00 -
[556]
Edited by: Jago Kain on 26/10/2008 00:54:32
Originally by: Dantes Revenge I wish there was a government who actually did things for the people instead of their own pockets.
Granted. Unfortunately it's a small nation many thousands of miles from here with a really fierce immigration policy.
I wish I had a toffee apple.
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Julius Rigel
House Rigel
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Posted - 2008.10.26 01:15:00 -
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Originally by: Jago Kain I wish I had a toffee apple.
Are you aware what toffee does to your teeth??
I wish I had never started training barge to 5 cause it's now at 90% and it's never going to get finished.
This is EVE-O forums, your pain is our entertainment. |
Aesgrim
Big Shadows Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.26 12:25:00 -
[558]
Granted. You do not train for Barge lvl 5, you choose Financial Connections lvl 5 instead. Have fun doing underpaid distribution missions.
I wish that the EVE character Helen Hunts will the next person to write in this thread. |
Highwind Cid
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Posted - 2008.10.26 14:17:00 -
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Originally by: Aesgrim Granted. You do not train for Barge lvl 5, you choose Financial Connections lvl 5 instead. Have fun doing underpaid distribution missions.
I wish that the EVE character Helen Hunts will the next person to write in this thread.
Helen Hunts might actually be a bounty hunter looking for your Eve forum name/corp/alliance to somehow use that to track your location. IRL
I wish green ketchup was back. |
Jago Kain
Amarr Pan Galactic Traders
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Posted - 2008.10.26 15:31:00 -
[560]
Originally by: Highwind Cid I wish green ketchup was back.
Granted. Alas it is merely a bottle of red ketchup left out in the sun for too long and you spend the next week unable to go further than 30 feet from a toilet, just in case.
I wish I could fly, way up to the sky... and no switching it off once i get there either.
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Epegi Givo
Amarr Vengeance Imperium
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Posted - 2008.10.26 16:34:00 -
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then you get hit by a plane.
I wish that 3 musketeers bars were completely healthy for you, and still tasted like they do now. -------------------------------------
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Aesgrim
Big Shadows Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.26 19:16:00 -
[562]
Granted. However, if you eat two or less they will give you a bad taste in the mouth for the rest of the week, akin to rotten eggs. Others will also smell this and thus shun you. If you eat four or more they will directly be converted to body fat, giving you an enormous gut.
I wish would understand why the ringtone to my cellphone suddenly changed without me or anyone else touching it.
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Dantes Revenge
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.10.26 19:37:00 -
[563]
Granted. Then you find it's a fault and the repair bill costs more than the phone.
I wish there was a filter on this forum to find only your own posts since you started posting years ago. -- There's a simple difference between kinky and perverted. Kinky is using a feather to get her in the mood. Perverted is using the whole chicken. |
Jago Kain
Amarr Pan Galactic Traders
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Posted - 2008.10.27 01:10:00 -
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Originally by: Dantes Revenge I wish there was a filter on this forum to find only your own posts since you started posting years ago.
Granted. Unfortunately a bitter, twisted individual puts your name into and necro's every single thread you've ever been involved in in order to flame you for being an evil people hater.
I wish kittens had scales instead of fur and warty protuberances all down their backs so people would stop posting pics of them on the internets.
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Taihira
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Posted - 2008.10.27 01:52:00 -
[565]
Originally by: Jago Kain
Originally by: Dantes Revenge I wish there was a filter on this forum to find only your own posts since you started posting years ago.
Granted. Unfortunately a bitter, twisted individual puts your name into and necro's every single thread you've ever been involved in in order to flame you for being an evil people hater.
I wish kittens had scales instead of fur and warty protuberances all down their backs so people would stop posting pics of them on the internets.
Granted. people are now posting incessant LolAlligators posts on CanIhazHumanflesh.com some of the baby alligators are even cute.
I wish I could find a job I enjoy here, and not 400 miles away from where my partner is.
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Helen Hunts
Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc
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Posted - 2008.10.27 04:21:00 -
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Originally by: Taihira I wish I could find a job I enjoy here, and not 400 miles away from where my partner is.
Granted. The job is crap, the wage is even worse, but you're enjoying yourself immensely after that lobotomy. A shame that your partner isn't up to the task of caring for a walking vegetable.
I wish to own, in my very own home, the ultimate set of clothing, designed for humans, and specially configured just for me. (that ought to make ya think for a bit) _______________________________
Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money.
Any Questions? |
Epegi Givo
Amarr Vengeance Imperium
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Posted - 2008.10.27 05:15:00 -
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unfortunately, it lights on fire and explodes at any temperature above -20C
I wish I had an Iphone -------------------------------------
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Kafner
Toy Makers
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Posted - 2008.10.27 05:18:00 -
[568]
Then Apple gives out an ultra-good super iphone free to anyone who doesn't currectly own an Iphone
I wish I got the BC skill training to 5 instantly
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Culmen
Caldari Allied Tactical Unit Brutally Organized Ruthless Gangsters
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Posted - 2008.10.27 05:48:00 -
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Originally by: Kafner Then Apple gives out an ultra-good super iphone free to anyone who doesn't currectly own an Iphone
I wish I got the BC skill training to 5 instantly
Granted, you are now a master of British Columbia you freeze to death
I wish for death _____________________________________________________
Why do i even need a sig? |
Helen Hunts
Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc
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Posted - 2008.10.27 13:47:00 -
[570]
Originally by: Culmen I wish for death
Granted. You walk in front of a bus and die rather nicely. Instead of moving on, you are reanimated as a zombie, denying you any peace you may have found elsewhere. Sadly, you never do develop a taste for uncooked brains.
I wish I could jumpclone to work instead of commuting. _______________________________
Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money.
Any Questions? |
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