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CCP Mitnal C C P CCP	Posted - 2009.03.03 20:53:00 - [841] Stay on topic of corrupted wishes, otherwise this thread will be locked. Mitnal Community Representative CCP Hf, EVE Online Email

LaVista Vista	Posted - 2009.03.03 20:56:00 - [842] Originally by: CCP Mitnal Stay on topic of corrupted wishes, otherwise this thread will be locked. Granted. However you now have to stop posting entirely. I wish that I could get pink bars around my posts
Devilspawn666	Posted - 2009.03.03 21:32:00 - [843] Originally by: LaVista Vista I wish that I could get pink bars around my posts Granted, every post you make is marked with Pink bars. Because of this all the other members of the CSM demand to know why you got bars and they didn't. Thus digging and questioning ensues, and they uncover a scandel between you and Eris Discordia, complete with compromising photos. Being everyone loves Eris, you are forced to step down shamefully and endure an unending ridicule at the hands of the players for your indiscretions. I wish I had some fresh edible apple strudel.
Epegi Givo Amarr Demon Theory	Posted - 2009.03.04 00:35:00 - [844] granted. But while eating it a plane that is flying overhead has one of its engines blow out. Everyone is perfectly fine but when you heard the explosion you freaked out and the apple strudel went everywhere. I wish I could teleport. ------------------------------------- My other alt is a Ferrari
LaVista Vista	Posted - 2009.03.04 10:04:00 - [845] Originally by: Epegi Givo granted. But while eating it a plane that is flying overhead has one of its engines blow out. Everyone is perfectly fine but when you heard the explosion you freaked out and the apple strudel went everywhere. I wish I could teleport. Granted. You are now an electron. Ohhh, see, a positron! /me hides I wish that the forums were upgraded
Tractus Vesica Caldari Frater Adhuc Excessum	Posted - 2009.03.05 04:37:00 - [846] Originally by: LaVista Vista Originally by: Epegi Givo granted. But while eating it a plane that is flying overhead has one of its engines blow out. Everyone is perfectly fine but when you heard the explosion you freaked out and the apple strudel went everywhere. I wish I could teleport. Granted. You are now an electron. Ohhh, see, a positron! /me hides I wish that the forums were upgraded Granted. The upgrades suck. I wish I could get my friend to dump her boyfriend and go out with me instead. Hes a douche bag. -------------------------------------------------------------- "Youtube, its like a pitri dish of stupid." -Myself
Jago Kain Amarr Pan Galactic Traders	Posted - 2009.03.05 07:12:00 - [847] Originally by: Tractus Vesica I wish I could get my friend to dump her boyfriend and go out with me instead. Hes a douche bag. Granted. She dumps him and goes out with you... but unfortunately only to the flicks and restaurants. You get to pick up all the pieces and rebuild her shattered self-confidence and spend a futile and hopeful three months as her cuddle-***** and emotional baggage handler. Having helped her in her time of need, she repays you by hooking up with a die-hard greasy biker type who hands her 'round his mates like a bag of sweets and does unpleasant things to her involving fruit and whippets. I wish this thread would just die. ___________________________________________________ The game will never be over, because we're keeping the meme alive.
Ranik Sandaris Caldari The Centurions Eternus Imperium Alliance	Posted - 2009.03.05 15:00:00 - [848] Originally by: Jago Kain Originally by: Tractus Vesica I wish I could get my friend to dump her boyfriend and go out with me instead. Hes a douche bag. Granted. She dumps him and goes out with you... but unfortunately only to the flicks and restaurants. You get to pick up all the pieces and rebuild her shattered self-confidence and spend a futile and hopeful three months as her cuddle-***** and emotional baggage handler. Having helped her in her time of need, she repays you by hooking up with a die-hard greasy biker type who hands her 'round his mates like a bag of sweets and does unpleasant things to her involving fruit and whippets. I wish this thread would just die. Granted, but by some bizare twist of fate it sucks you in to the internetz in the process and you spend the rest of your wretched existence as a mudkip. I wish i had some lunch
Tractus Vesica Caldari Frater Adhuc Excessum	Posted - 2009.03.05 18:08:00 - [849] Originally by: Ranik Sandaris Originally by: Jago Kain Originally by: Tractus Vesica I wish I could get my friend to dump her boyfriend and go out with me instead. Hes a douche bag. Granted. She dumps him and goes out with you... but unfortunately only to the flicks and restaurants. You get to pick up all the pieces and rebuild her shattered self-confidence and spend a futile and hopeful three months as her cuddle-***** and emotional baggage handler. Having helped her in her time of need, she repays you by hooking up with a die-hard greasy biker type who hands her 'round his mates like a bag of sweets and does unpleasant things to her involving fruit and whippets. I wish this thread would just die. Granted, but by some bizare twist of fate it sucks you in to the internetz in the process and you spend the rest of your wretched existence as a mudkip. I wish i had some lunch Granted. You have an elegant buffet spread before you... I covered it in cyanide. ENJOY! i wish this thread would live...FOREVER!!! -------------------------------------------------------------- "Youtube, its like a pitri dish of stupid." -Myself
Tractus Vesica Caldari Frater Adhuc Excessum	Posted - 2009.03.09 17:06:00 - [850] I think I just killed the thread. -------------------------------------------------------------- "Youtube, its like a pitri dish of stupid." -Myself

Cyonidicus	Posted - 2009.03.09 22:34:00 - [851] Edited by: Cyonidicus on 09/03/2009 22:35:38 Edited by: Cyonidicus on 09/03/2009 22:34:59 Originally by: Tractus Vesica Originally by: Ranik Sandaris Originally by: Jago Kain Granted, but by some bizare twist of fate it sucks you in to the internetz in the process and you spend the rest of your wretched existence as a mudkip. I wish i had some lunch[/quote Granted. You have an elegant buffet spread before you... I covered it in cyanide. ENJOY! i wish this thread would live...FOREVER!!! Granted, this thread lives forever, but you spend every waking hour on it and slowly waste away into some kind of aneamic cyborg. I wish I had a better pair of snowboard boots.
Red Thunder tr0pa de elite Triumvirate.	Posted - 2009.03.09 22:52:00 - [852] Originally by: Ranik Sandaris Granted, this thread lives forever, but you spend every waking hour on it and slowly waste away into some kind of aneamic cyborg. I wish I had a better pair of snowboard boots. Granted. You now have rocket powered snowboots and a lack of common sense. I guess you can fill in the rest. I wish I hadnt just eaten this entire packet of ginger biscuits... Eagles may soar, but weasels dont get sucked into jet engines
Dark Spartan796 Caldari So Cash Industries	Posted - 2009.03.10 18:26:00 - [853] Originally by: Red Thunder Originally by: Ranik Sandaris Granted, this thread lives forever, but you spend every waking hour on it and slowly waste away into some kind of aneamic cyborg. I wish I had a better pair of snowboard boots. Granted. You now have rocket powered snowboots and a lack of common sense. I guess you can fill in the rest. I wish I hadnt just eaten this entire packet of ginger biscuits... Granted, but now you're really hungry, and all that there is to eat are rusty nails. I wish I could fly my Hyperion battleship NOW, as opposed to next weekend.
Nexus Vaikai Caldari Dark Taboo	Posted - 2009.03.10 23:40:00 - [854] Originally by: Dark Spartan796 Originally by: Red Thunder Originally by: Ranik Sandaris Granted, this thread lives forever, but you spend every waking hour on it and slowly waste away into some kind of aneamic cyborg. I wish I had a better pair of snowboard boots. Granted. You now have rocket powered snowboots and a lack of common sense. I guess you can fill in the rest. I wish I hadnt just eaten this entire packet of ginger biscuits... Granted, but now you're really hungry, and all that there is to eat are rusty nails. I wish I could fly my Hyperion battleship NOW, as opposed to next weekend. Granted you can fly your BS but you run into pirates and get podded and you forgot to update your clone. Your sp resets to 2000 sp enough that you can realize what just happened and live in misery at the loss of your ship and your otherself. I wish I had the $$ to keep playing Eve
AdmiralDovolski Gallente Guiding Hand Social Club	Posted - 2009.03.11 01:24:00 - [855] Originally by: Nexus Vaikai Originally by: Dark Spartan796 Originally by: Red Thunder Originally by: Ranik Sandaris Granted, this thread lives forever, but you spend every waking hour on it and slowly waste away into some kind of aneamic cyborg. I wish I had a better pair of snowboard boots. Granted. You now have rocket powered snowboots and a lack of common sense. I guess you can fill in the rest. I wish I hadnt just eaten this entire packet of ginger biscuits... Granted, but now you're really hungry, and all that there is to eat are rusty nails. I wish I could fly my Hyperion battleship NOW, as opposed to next weekend. Granted you can fly your BS but you run into pirates and get podded and you forgot to update your clone. Your sp resets to 2000 sp enough that you can realize what just happened and live in misery at the loss of your ship and your otherself. I wish I had the $$ to keep playing Eve Granted, you rob a bank. you are then caught and put in jail 5 seconds after resubbing all 500 accounts for a year. i wish i never failed at anything
Culmen Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2009.03.11 03:28:00 - [856] Originally by: AdmiralDovolski i wish i never failed at anything Granted, you are just significantly below par at everything. You can't get a job and die of poverty I wish people would stop pyramid quoting in this thread and further more why do i even need a sig?
Epegi Givo Amarr Demon Theory Wildly Inappropriate.	Posted - 2009.03.11 04:30:00 - [857] granted, now they are hourglass quoting instead. I wish I had one of those time-turners from the third Harry Potter book. ------------------------------------- My other alt is a Ferrari
Nexus Vaikai Caldari Dark Taboo	Posted - 2009.03.11 14:32:00 - [858] Originally by: Epegi Givo granted, now they are hourglass quoting instead. I wish I had one of those time-turners from the third Harry Potter book. Granted but you don't know how to use it and end up creating a time paradox and are murdered by your future and past selves. I wish women would just say what they mean instead of dragging a point out into a novel
Astrid Karel	Posted - 2009.03.11 16:19:00 - [859] Originally by: Nexus Vaikai Originally by: Epegi Givo granted, now they are hourglass quoting instead. I wish I had one of those time-turners from the third Harry Potter book. Granted but you don't know how to use it and end up creating a time paradox and are murdered by your future and past selves. I wish women would just say what they mean instead of dragging a point out into a novel Granted. After you find out what they really mean you wish things were back the way they were. I wish that Time Warner would run their cable the .6 miles from the end of the road to my house.
Nexus Vaikai Caldari Dark Taboo	Posted - 2009.03.12 04:53:00 - [860] Originally by: Astrid Karel Originally by: Nexus Vaikai Originally by: Epegi Givo granted, now they are hourglass quoting instead. I wish I had one of those time-turners from the third Harry Potter book. Granted but you don't know how to use it and end up creating a time paradox and are murdered by your future and past selves. I wish women would just say what they mean instead of dragging a point out into a novel Granted. After you find out what they really mean you wish things were back the way they were. I wish that Time Warner would run their cable the .6 miles from the end of the road to my house. Granted but due to the high costs of running additional cable. Your monthly bill is 7x everyone elses.

Nexus Vaikai Caldari Dark Taboo	Posted - 2009.03.12 04:55:00 - [861] I wish I had a dollar for every post made in this thread. That was legal tender and was indesctructable and was given freely by each person who makes a post. SO there for it cannot be said to be stolen or destroyed. I will keep it all in a safe so that no one will rob me.
Epegi Givo Amarr Demon Theory Wildly Inappropriate.	Posted - 2009.03.12 05:35:00 - [862] granted, but then Germany takes over the world in a few days, and to punish the Americans for thwarting them so many times in the past any person found in possession of American currency is shot on sight. I wish ITunes would let me download any song or video I want for free. ------------------------------------- My other alt is a Ferrari
Aesgrim Big Shadows Atlas Alliance	Posted - 2009.03.12 09:39:00 - [863] Originally by: Epegi Givo I wish ITunes would let me download any song or video I want for free. Granted. iTuneswill let you download all the songs you like for free. However, the record companies wants their money. They band together and sue you for the worth of the songs (about 30 bucks so far) and law suit costs, $37 000. Boy are those lawyers expensive! I wish for a golden computer. Real solid gold! Still functional as a computer and with the same performance as my computer I own now. ------------------------ Empirical evidence implies that people loves to complain.
Nexus Vaikai Caldari Dark Taboo	Posted - 2009.03.12 15:04:00 - [864] Originally by: Aesgrim Originally by: Epegi Givo I wish ITunes would let me download any song or video I want for free. Granted. iTuneswill let you download all the songs you like for free. However, the record companies wants their money. They band together and sue you for the worth of the songs (about 30 bucks so far) and law suit costs, $37 000. Boy are those lawyers expensive! I wish for a golden computer. Real solid gold! Still functional as a computer and with the same performance as my computer I own now. granted but its built by Dell and the cost alone puts you in debt by 200,000,000.99 and keeping up to the usual Dell standards it explodes in a firey disaster 3 months later. I wish for one wish that didnt get corrupted.
Terail Zoqial Caldari	Posted - 2009.03.12 19:13:00 - [865] Originally by: Nexus Vaikai I wish for one wish that didnt get corrupted. You don't get a corrupted wish, the cruel gods instead give you FIVE, these consist of insanely itchy lesions on the genitals, being terribly ugly to an extent you abhor you own image, never having sex again, blindness and eternal life. I wish the human race was more intelligent
Aloriana Jacques Amarr Royal Amarr Institute	Posted - 2009.03.12 19:58:00 - [866] Originally by: Terail Zoqial I wish the human race was more intelligent Granted. However, due to the fact that humans only use a small percentage of their brain to think, the overload causes anyone who has not watched more than 9,000 hours of reality tv to run around in circles as they scream in terror as their brains melt and drip out there noses while they hallucinate that a giant boulder is falling from the sky and only their mother's pink umbrella will save them. I wish I wasn't sick anymore. sniffles and coughs :\ - - - Aloriana Jacques - Skill Sheet
Aesgrim Big Shadows Atlas Alliance	Posted - 2009.03.12 19:59:00 - [867] Edited by: Aesgrim on 12/03/2009 20:00:39 Originally by: Nexus Vaikai I wish the human race was more intelligent Granted. Humanity becomes in an instant more intelligent. The first thing we do is to crank up the yeild on the nuclear warheads. One thing leads to another and soon we descend into a nuclear winter. But it was some nifty explosions though! I wish I could, at will, magnify my eyesight 10x making me able to see things far away easier. There would be no apparent physical difference at all and I can change back to my normal "magnification" whenever I want. ------------------------ Empirical evidence implies that people loves to complain.
JordanParey Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas	Posted - 2009.03.12 20:02:00 - [868] Originally by: Aesgrim Originally by: Terail Zoqial Originally by: Nexus Vaikai I wish the human race was more intelligent Granted. Humanity becomes in an instant more intelligent. The first thing we do is to crank up the yeild on the nuclear warheads. One thing leads to another and soon we descend into a nuclear winter. But it was some nifty explosions though! I wish I could, at will, magnify my eyesight 10x making me able to see things far away easier. There would be no apparent physical difference at all and I can change back to my normal "magnification" whenever I want. Aloriana: You are not sniffling-and-coughing sick anymore, rather, God decides to make a funny and causes you to start bleeding from the nose, mouth, and anus. Aesgrim: Granted, however, you are busted for being a peeping tom when you stand outside your ex-girlfriend's parents' house to see if her mom really did get that boob job. I wish that all the little children in Appalachia would go to school and become doctors.
A Belladonna	Posted - 2009.03.13 05:46:00 - [869] Granted, they all barely passed as psychiatrists. Now they spent all their time arguing over misdignoses, giving all their patients further psychological issues. I wish for man (and woman) to come together in an age of peace and prosperity, and move beyond the endless persuit of ISK... I mean money ;)


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