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kublai
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Posted - 2007.03.22 21:13:00 -
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So you were owned by one of the -best- pvp'ers in eve (show me a better man and i'll send you 10m) and you're upset?
If you actually managed to gather enough people to stalk him around eve making his life miserable (which just wont happen, he'll take out five you of you wimps no problem without breaking a sweat in any of his battleships) i'd be right there with him within two seconds and so would a great deal of other nasty sordid types.
As for the bounty..godamnit Inturist, can you never let me beat you at something? 
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kublai
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Posted - 2007.03.22 21:16:00 -
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Originally by: Liz Kali
Originally by: kublai So you were owned by one of the -best- pvp'ers in eve (show me a better man and i'll send you 10m) and you're upset?
If you actually managed to gather enough people to stalk him around eve making his life miserable (which just wont happen, he'll take out five you of you wimps no problem without breaking a sweat in any of his battleships) i'd be right there with him within two seconds and so would a great deal of other nasty sordid types.
As for the bounty..godamnit Inturist, can you never let me beat you at something? 
Post with your main and STFU
You're new...arent you?
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kublai
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Posted - 2007.03.22 21:22:00 -
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Originally by: Liz Kali
Originally by: kublai
Originally by: Liz Kali
Originally by: kublai So you were owned by one of the -best- pvp'ers in eve (show me a better man and i'll send you 10m) and you're upset?
If you actually managed to gather enough people to stalk him around eve making his life miserable (which just wont happen, he'll take out five you of you wimps no problem without breaking a sweat in any of his battleships) i'd be right there with him within two seconds and so would a great deal of other nasty sordid types.
As for the bounty..godamnit Inturist, can you never let me beat you at something? 
Post with your main and STFU
You're new...arent you?
And you are in Caldari Provisions ? ALT
There is this fantastic tool, called "Employment History".
You're really making yourself look a little silly when randomly accusing people of being alts ;)
PS. Before my staggering fan club spams me, I have a corp so lay off! Kublai's just....on vacation? :P
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kublai
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Posted - 2007.03.22 21:26:00 -
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Originally by: Liz Kali
Originally by: kublai
Originally by: Liz Kali
Originally by: kublai
Originally by: Liz Kali
Originally by: kublai So you were owned by one of the -best- pvp'ers in eve (show me a better man and i'll send you 10m) and you're upset?
If you actually managed to gather enough people to stalk him around eve making his life miserable (which just wont happen, he'll take out five you of you wimps no problem without breaking a sweat in any of his battleships) i'd be right there with him within two seconds and so would a great deal of other nasty sordid types.
As for the bounty..godamnit Inturist, can you never let me beat you at something? 
Post with your main and STFU
You're new...arent you?
And you are in Caldari Provisions ? ALT
There is this fantastic tool, called "Employment History".
You're really making yourself look a little silly when randomly accusing people of being alts ;)
PS. Before my staggering fan club spams me, I have a corp so lay off! Kublai's just....on vacation? :P
Ou yea , bla bla bla , so , if u were in few corp before that makes you NOT alt ?
I'm the fourth most wanted person in eve and mematar (who made a video of himself and a nano-phoon which makes i'm ultra eve-peened) just called me the king of piwacy.
In addition I can post an eve-mail of Samirol crowning me the new Duke of Crime and Punishment after he got his forum ban.
If i'm an alt i'm a pretty godamn kewl alt!
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kublai
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Posted - 2007.03.22 21:34:00 -
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Originally by: Liz Kali
Originally by: kublai
Originally by: Liz Kali
Originally by: kublai
Originally by: Liz Kali
Originally by: kublai
Originally by: Liz Kali
Originally by: kublai So you were owned by one of the -best- pvp'ers in eve (show me a better man and i'll send you 10m) and you're upset?
If you actually managed to gather enough people to stalk him around eve making his life miserable (which just wont happen, he'll take out five you of you wimps no problem without breaking a sweat in any of his battleships) i'd be right there with him within two seconds and so would a great deal of other nasty sordid types.
As for the bounty..godamnit Inturist, can you never let me beat you at something? 
Post with your main and STFU
You're new...arent you?
And you are in Caldari Provisions ? ALT
There is this fantastic tool, called "Employment History".
You're really making yourself look a little silly when randomly accusing people of being alts ;)
PS. Before my staggering fan club spams me, I have a corp so lay off! Kublai's just....on vacation? :P
Ou yea , bla bla bla , so , if u were in few corp before that makes you NOT alt ?
I'm the fourth most wanted person in eve and mematar (who made a video of himself and a nano-phoon which makes i'm ultra eve-peened) just called me the king of piwacy.
In addition I can post an eve-mail of Samirol crowning me the new Duke of Crime and Punishment after he got his forum ban.
If i'm an alt i'm a pretty godamn kewl alt!
i'm Apologize kublai for my words that you are an Alt and STFU words .
pvp'ers in eve (show me a better man and i'll send you 10m) and you're upset?
If you actually managed to gather enough people to stalk him around eve making his life miserable (which just wont happen, he'll take out five you of you wimps no problem without breaking a sweat in any of his battleships) i'd be right there with him within two seconds and so would a great deal of other nasty sordid types.
As for the bounty..godamnit Inturist, can you never let me beat you at something? 
Post with your main and STFU
You're new...arent you?
And you are in Caldari Provisions ? ALT
There is this fantastic tool, called "Employment History".
You're really making yourself look a little silly when randomly accusing people of being alts ;)
PS. Before my staggering fan club spams me, I have a corp so lay off! Kublai's just....on vacation? :P
Ou yea , bla bla bla , so , if u were in few corp before that makes you NOT alt ?
I'm the fourth most wanted person in eve and mematar (who made a video of himself and a nano-phoon which makes i'm ultra eve-peened) just called me the king of piwacy.
In addition I can post an eve-mail of Samirol crowning me the new Duke of Crime and Punishment after he got his forum ban.
If i'm an alt i'm a pretty godamn kewl alt!
i'm Apologize kublai for my words that you are an Alt and STFU words .
No need to apologize, I will take any opportunity I get in this game to cause you grief and if I could cause you enough grief as to make you quit this game i'd most likely celebrate the occation.
In fact, I think i'll suggest to Inturist we make you a "special" project.
That way, you wont haveto hunt him \o/
Oh and, feel free to add more to my bounty, if you're going to add 300 to Inturist I really need to step up my mean factor.
PS. I have slave implants and should I ever get a jump clone it will be used for snake implants, so self podd'ing isn't something you need worry about 
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kublai
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Posted - 2007.03.22 21:35:00 -
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Originally by: Jex Jast
Originally by: kublai
In addition I can post an eve-mail of Samirol crowning me the new Duke of Crime and Punishment after he got his forum ban.
WHAT? Samirol was forum banned? ****!
Why are all the fun ones banned? Not to say you aren't fun, you just aren't a forum ***** like the others.
Chillout, he put me in charge and as soon as I get my new set of no-limit flaming forum sigs i'll get *****in for the both of us!
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kublai
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Posted - 2007.03.22 21:36:00 -
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Originally by: Trillian Mcmillan
Originally by: Liz Kali
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny Kublai, can you get Inturist in here? If he's anytihg like me he'd be ROFL and grateful as hell you showed him 
No need for that ******* idiot to be here
Well since you are offering him some kind of "make up" terms... dont you think he should read them?
I'm about to go to bed so i'm too lazy to go look for intur, but he'll stumble upon this very soon, don't worry :)
He'll probably just laugh his ass off and go hit up his locator agent though.
Hell, if his drunk enough you may get to see your very first dread! :D
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kublai
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Posted - 2007.03.22 21:46:00 -
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Originally by: Woofsie
Originally by: Speed Devil i love this thread 
Seconded. 
Yeah it was great, but i'm off to bed so keep this rolling so I have something funky to read with breakfast tomorrow.
PS. That would be the invitation for all those who wish to flame to start crawling out of the wood work, as i'm no longer here to defend my persona 
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kublai
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Posted - 2007.03.23 16:14:00 -
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Tbh, if this thread is fake it's a pretty elaborate fake, because I can tell you right away Inturist has a VERY unique brand of english nothing like this.
Imagine a drunk russian living in scottland typing on eve-o laughing his ass off, that would be Inturist-english 
I should also mention, I get some very similar eve-mails as I would imagine many griefers out there do, these people actually exist, so just enjoy people 
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kublai
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Posted - 2007.03.23 17:13:00 -
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Originally by: Liz Kali I will explain :
Did i was saying some crap on other people here ???- No
So why they saying bad things on me ? well , if they want , and i just don't CARE if they saying it !!!
I am SURE that after 5 days MAXIMUM everyone will forget about that and this topic. And i will flying everywhere and doing what i want to do .
I give you my word of honor I will not let that happen, i'm a sadistic bastard and so are alot of my good friends i've seen post in this thread, I have a feeling you're about to be taught the difference between eve and world of warcraft, ress at gy + heart stone isn't how we end things 
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kublai
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Posted - 2007.03.23 17:31:00 -
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Originally by: Liz Kali
Originally by: kublai
Originally by: Liz Kali I will explain :
Did i was saying some crap on other people here ???- No
So why they saying bad things on me ? well , if they want , and i just don't CARE if they saying it !!!
I am SURE that after 5 days MAXIMUM everyone will forget about that and this topic. And i will flying everywhere and doing what i want to do .
I give you my word of honor I will not let that happen, i'm a sadistic bastard and so are alot of my good friends i've seen post in this thread, I have a feeling you're about to be taught the difference between eve and world of warcraft, ress at gy + heart stone isn't how we end things 
I see what you mean . And i have an offer for you :
500 mil isk - if you will bring his corpse with both killmails.
His a good friend, but we don't see much of each other lately consider it done.
*hits up the locator agent*
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kublai
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Posted - 2007.03.23 17:34:00 -
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Originally by: Liz Kali
Originally by: kublai
Originally by: Liz Kali
Originally by: kublai
Originally by: Liz Kali I will explain :
Did i was saying some crap on other people here ???- No
So why they saying bad things on me ? well , if they want , and i just don't CARE if they saying it !!!
I am SURE that after 5 days MAXIMUM everyone will forget about that and this topic. And i will flying everywhere and doing what i want to do .
I give you my word of honor I will not let that happen, i'm a sadistic bastard and so are alot of my good friends i've seen post in this thread, I have a feeling you're about to be taught the difference between eve and world of warcraft, ress at gy + heart stone isn't how we end things 
I see what you mean . And i have an offer for you :
500 mil isk - if you will bring his corpse with both killmails.
His a good friend, but we don't see much of each other lately consider it done.
*hits up the locator agent*
Very good !
PS. if you're thinking about not paying should I deliver the corpse...i'll explain in very elaborate terms how we define "griefing" in eve 
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kublai
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Posted - 2007.03.23 17:52:00 -
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Originally by: Sali Ennt
Originally by: Liz Kali
People you are just crazy !!!
And after all you guys saying that i am an "someone" ???
I'm sure 250 million ISK would ease the sting of losing a jump clone with no implants in a pod.
You don't know me very well do you.
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kublai
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Posted - 2007.03.23 18:17:00 -
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You know Liz, after I finish up with Inturist (I should have his corpse saturday, sunday at the latest if all goes well).
I'd be happy to provide a body guard service if you feel like spending more isk 
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kublai
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Posted - 2007.03.23 18:20:00 -
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Originally by: Liz Kali 2007.03.23 16:54 Hello.
Before i continue, you must understand that everything i say is TOP SECRET and not to leave private communications between us.
I can get your stuff back, my alt has access to all of Int's hangars. Of course this also means i could take everything he owns, which would probably ruin his day.
However, there is a price - 500mill. I want 250mill now and the other 250 once i have delivered all his stuff to you.
Please evemail me if you are interested... And do not mention this to anyone.
-Rico
Do you really people thinking that i am so stupid to believe such crap ?
Please be nice to Liz, anyone clever enough to hire me is clearly a very intelligent person!
You can start being mean again after i'm paid.
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kublai
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Posted - 2007.03.24 13:22:00 -
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Originally by: Liz Kali You know guys , all this made me laugh aswell.
After 5-6 pages i was thinking to trash Liz and just create new one.
But now i see big fun .
I will start replying to some posts made here about killing me.
+ I will send 1 isk to everyone who will get my pod.
Let's the fun begin.
And , no , i have not forgot about him , and still waiting for kublai. If kublai will not even reply here , i am hiring another people.
The clock is now ticking 14:14 on saturday.
While i'll be happy to get you his stiff, i'll do it in my own time, do you think you flick a magic button and corpses show up in your hangar?
I mean if I was scamming you i'd have it for you five mins after accepting the contract, Sure, I could log in and sit outside some station for 8 hours, but i'd rather go to the store, cook some dinner etc and do this job at the best possible time.
While i'll be happy to kill him for 500mill, it does not make me your slave, so pipe down, and wait patiently for the mail.
Now if you want this job "done" within the next two hours, i'm sure there are plenty of people/scammers who'd love to take your 500m and spam you some lies.
Quality costs, and if you knew how to kill him, you'd do it yourself, so let me do my job and and try not to **** me off in the meanwhile.
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