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Sgt Napalm
Synergy Evolved
Serenity Fallen
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Posted - 2007.03.26 17:59:00 -
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Edited by: Sgt Napalm on 26/03/2007 17:59:57
Greetings fellow space pilots! I'm the Sarge and I'll be walking you through how to disturb & bust a farming operation today.
Banner Here
Step 1:
Find an operation. The current area in question is the system of Loes residing in 0.3 space in Verge Vendor.
Step 2:
Head to the station with 30 noob corp players in it. You can't miss them, they will be flying haulers or shuttles. Each pilot will have very no corp history but have a long agent history. This is our tip that they are farming missions.
Step 3:
Create a Petition and file it. Try to give us much detail as possible. You have now completed the 'proper' thing to do part.
Step 4:
Dock into station. Get into you biggest/baddest tanked ship with biggest baddest close range weapons for massive alpha strike. In this case a tanked Ferox with 5 Neutron Blaster II's with Void & Two Mag Stabs.
Step 5:
Undock. Lock all of the haulers, there will be about 3 at any given time. Blow them up. In the Ferox each ship lasts about 3 seconds. Loot their cans for mission critical items.
Step 5 Bonus*:
But what of the station guns? Tank them as long as you can and warp out.
But what of my security status? I went from 0.9 to -1.3 5 ship kills later.
Step 6:
Repeat step 5 until you feel vindicated.
Step 7:
Watch as the program or people behind the farmers breaks. They will start playing 'dock & undock' with you. To make it unbreak warp away and out of system for 5 minutes.
Step 8:
Sit back and watch local as you are crowned king of the right. I received 3 convo's giving me grats on a job well done. Most might even give you tips where to find your next farming operation.
Step 9:
By now some of the farmers will be cussing at you in local in broken English. Consider this a time to work on your people skills. Tell the farmers they may have their operations back for 3 monkeys with bananas. They may offer you one monkey, refuse as this is a low ball offer.
Step 10:
Continue as far as you want to go for your security status.
Step 11:
Sometimes you may receive hate mail in your EvE mail from the farmers, frame this and trade it with corp mates.
Fin'
FAQ:
How many ships did we kill that night?
51 concord mails.
How much security status did you lose?
0.9 (which is my all time high) to -1.3
These characters have normal names?
Yes, you can bet once they are trained up they are sold on E Bay.
Cliff Notes:
Come to Loes and mess with these farmers until the GM does something.
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Sahwoolo Etoophie, next time I'll activate the module! ;)
O rly? ;) -Sahwoolo |
Sgt Napalm
Synergy Evolved
Serenity Fallen
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Posted - 2007.03.26 18:01:00 -
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Poor quality banner, its suppose to read 'Justice' in blue 
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Sahwoolo Etoophie, next time I'll activate the module! ;)
O rly? ;) -Sahwoolo |
Ogdru Jahad
Amarr
Scarlet Scourge Society
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Posted - 2007.03.26 18:04:00 -
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lol most funny...
may i join in on the fun oneday?
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Sgt Napalm
Synergy Evolved
Serenity Fallen
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Posted - 2007.03.26 18:06:00 -
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All of walks of EvE are welcome. It brings friends and foes together for the better of EvE. Together may we crush the farmers.
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Sahwoolo Etoophie, next time I'll activate the module! ;)
O rly? ;) -Sahwoolo |
Amael Galenus
Mighty Moshin Emo Rangers
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Posted - 2007.03.26 18:16:00 -
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Congrats on making this fine guide and for taking out 51 of the "slugs" as I call em (appologies to all the Bestower lovers out there )
The unfortunate thing is, I have yet to see a ganking operation actually affect them. There have been quite a few effective (we're talking ~100 killed per night) and sustained (~1 week) efforts in the system/region but they just keep on coming like locusts! I think that I've seen about 3 corps get bored of endlessly killing them before they just give up 
I've petitioned about 50 of them but the most that I got back was "we'll look into it" (yeah... riiiiight) and I know that I'm not the only person to have done so 
What the hell does it take to get CCP's attention on this??!!
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Sgt Napalm
Synergy Evolved
Serenity Fallen
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Posted - 2007.03.26 18:25:00 -
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Make it 52 and -1.5
Had to celebrate making my post
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Sahwoolo Etoophie, next time I'll activate the module! ;)
O rly? ;) -Sahwoolo |
Ryan Scouse'UK
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Posted - 2007.03.26 19:21:00 -
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CCP dont care.. they are gettin paid at the end of the day..
you only got to look at the numbers right after DT.. sumthing like 3k of players log in within 1 second.. now how many of them are macro eh eh ?
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Dano Sarum
Giants in the Playground
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Posted - 2007.03.26 19:32:00 -
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Poorly formatted, but still an entertaining read.
Grats on the good work, share the hatemail please =D.
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JonLuc McPew
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Posted - 2007.03.26 19:48:00 -
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Well, I always wondered what it would be like to get a -10 sec status, heres a perfect oprotunity for me to try.
Hell, lets make it a race, first n00b alt to hit -10 whaling on farmers wins....something.
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JagGator
United Freeloaders
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Posted - 2007.03.26 19:58:00 -
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Bonus points: Start selling the hauler types you have been killing in the station they are operating out of.
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Sgt Napalm
Synergy Evolved
Serenity Fallen
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Posted - 2007.03.26 20:04:00 -
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 Originally by: JagGator
Bonus points: Start selling the hauler types you have been killing in the station they are operating out of.
Oh my lord
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Sahwoolo Etoophie, next time I'll activate the module! ;)
O rly? ;) -Sahwoolo |
Snake Doctor
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Posted - 2007.03.26 20:40:00 -
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LOL
How-to indeed.
This is some good stuff. It's too bad I'm missing out.
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Loyal Servant
Caldari
The Short Bus Squad
The SUdden Death Squad
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Posted - 2007.03.26 21:37:00 -
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I am not far from there....
Time to have FUN!
Oh, wait.... CEO says no pirating.. is this pirating?
..... :)
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AstroPhobic
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.03.26 21:46:00 -
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Me and my corp mates did this once in a gallente low sec system.
There were combined 13+ (I think) Level 4 Quality 20 Industry-typed agents.
We killed 7-8 haulers before it got too late.
Needless to say, we collected many scientific graduates, dolls, and secure containers.
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Quantium Arklight
Menzies' Bastards
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Posted - 2007.03.26 22:04:00 -
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well i know how i might spend this evening..
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Sgt Napalm
Synergy Evolved
Serenity Fallen
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Posted - 2007.03.26 22:33:00 -
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Edited by: Sgt Napalm on 26/03/2007 22:33:31
*Edit: It turns out the Mega's are HOSTILE and working WITH the farmers.
Well from the time of me making this thread to the time of me logging on today the station is camped. 2 Mega's, 2 Ferox's. Nice job guys.
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Sahwoolo Etoophie, next time I'll activate the module! ;)
O rly? ;) -Sahwoolo |
Lithalnas
Amarr
Hadean Drive Yards
Archaean Cooperative
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Posted - 2007.03.26 22:59:00 -
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Quote:
By now some of the farmers will be cussing at you in local in broken English. Consider this a time to work on your people skills. Tell the farmers they may have their operations back for 3 monkeys with bananas. They may offer you one monkey, refuse as this is a low ball offer.
I remember eve radio had a bit something like this on their pirate week special
http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=484565
how do you respond to semi english banter?
Quote:
cant type, masterbateing
if its wordfilter nerfed, the word relates to enjoying yourself.
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Hadean Drive Yards
The EvE inflation, 80 Macro miners, 1.5b isk/day |
Humpalot
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Posted - 2007.03.26 23:13:00 -
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Originally by: Sgt Napalm
All of walks of EvE are welcome. It brings friends and foes together for the better of EvE. Together may we crush the farmers.
Would be fun to try but hate to have to worry about the other pirates deciding I am more fun to pop than a freighter. Is there any sort of unwritten understanding that while after macro pukes just leave everyone else alone? Not asking for no risk space in low sec...get people at the gates and belts as usual but if there to whack macroers just a temporary truce. With that you could probably get loads of people to come in for a go at them.
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Ogdru Jahad
Amarr
Scarlet Scourge Society
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Posted - 2007.03.27 01:12:00 -
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Originally by: Sgt Napalm
All of walks of EvE are welcome. It brings friends and foes together for the better of EvE. Together may we crush the farmers.
they are in shor a short shapr shift with me...
I perma tank low sentry guns...
will be funny sitting out side waiting hours at a time and POP!
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Sgt Napalm
Synergy Evolved
Serenity Fallen
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Posted - 2007.03.27 01:14:00 -
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Originally by: Humpalot
Is there any sort of unwritten understanding that while after macro pukes just leave everyone else alone?
Yup. I worked with two other 'unknowns' and we all agreed not to fire. 
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Sahwoolo Etoophie, next time I'll activate the module! ;)
O rly? ;) -Sahwoolo |
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Drykor
Minmatar
Stormriders
Fimbulwinter
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Posted - 2007.03.27 01:19:00 -
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I found this macro operation as well sometime and popped a few haulers, ran low on cap boosters and had to leave though, besides they never drop anything worth a damn. But I must have seen about 50 haulers pass by.
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Petrothian Tong
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.03.27 01:41:00 -
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you forgot about using a smartbombing BS =P
-Siggi-
""PvP" isn't only direct person to person combat, it can be very indirect. Selling an item on the market which somebody buys from you is resulting in another guy not getting a sale." Oveur |
Ogdru Jahad
Amarr
Scarlet Scourge Society
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Posted - 2007.03.27 04:14:00 -
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I am sending over my near perfect Absolution pilot.
Keep an eye out for a burning candle.
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Nizar
Foundation
R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2007.03.27 04:21:00 -
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good job man. keep workin 
DOWN WITH FARMERS!
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BARON VON NEINLEDERHOSEN
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Kazuma Saruwatari
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Posted - 2007.03.27 04:50:00 -
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major props to you. Once I get a respectable enough perma-tanking ship for those sentries I'll make it a point to join in.
DOWN WITH FARMERS!
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NPC Vendetta system, Local rehash, Probe decoys |
Dethis
Caldari
Obliteration Unlimited
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Posted - 2007.03.27 04:52:00 -
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Just fit up a sniper.
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Kill em all and let god sort em out
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Lithalnas
Amarr
Hadean Drive Yards
Archaean Cooperative
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Posted - 2007.03.27 05:26:00 -
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warez ginger when you need his carrier?
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Hadean Drive Yards
The EvE inflation, 80 Macro miners, 1.5b isk/day |
Lethlia
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Posted - 2007.03.27 06:48:00 -
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I do this very rarely but,
I applaud your efforts, *Claps Enthusiastically*.
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Mi Lai
Under Influence
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Posted - 2007.03.27 07:12:00 -
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Originally by: Dethis
Just fit up a sniper.
Problem is not so much on how you can kill them in great numbers, it's the problem that you will loose your sec status in no time when 'chaining' them. And if your an outlaw pirate it might be fun and nice for your killboard to kill a couple of hundred of em, but them dropping crap loot and producing no fun fights (not even good smack) makes that you go on with other, more fun things after a while.
Even 'part-time' killing them for a week or so by one of my former members led to 112 kills. None of em dropped anything worthwile.
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Shanur
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Posted - 2007.03.27 07:19:00 -
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Too bad this won't work at all against high sec farmers. |
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