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Borat Guereen
Native Freshfood Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2017.02.12 14:12:05 -
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Dear capsuleers,
This year again I wish to get in the CSM, so WE NEED YOU.
If, like me, you are a bad PVPer, you do not care about the Alliances, the politics and the Dramas. Like me, you think PI, FW, Trading, Ganking is soooo boring and you do not have an ISK to pay you big ships:
Simply vote for me!
This is my program for CSM XII. I will update it regularly, your ideas are welcome !
- First of all, we want only 1 guy in the CSM, not 14 or 10 ! This guy will be chosen by myself and renewable eternally. In case of death his son will continue at the head of the CSM. For the first year, only one candidate will be eligible for the position: ME
- We want roundabouts and crossroads lights to streamline traffic at the dedock of major commercial hubs such as JITA. This will avoid ships bumps and so many accidents.
- Every 2 hours of flying a ship, a forced rest will be imposed. This, to avoid falling asleep when you are driving and create an accident. With this system, you won't blow up yourself on a gate because AFK.
- We want also Implementation of radars between 2 gates, with imposed speed limitations. 5AU / s max for distances within 30AU between 2 gates. Each offender will receive a fine of 10M isk => Less space accidents
- If Titans or supercaps are present in a system, red and green lights will be activated on the gates to make the traffic more fluid. 20 ships maximum at the same time in one system. -> TIDI is over!
- any corporation taxing more than 5% will have to justify how they use the money. A commission of players elected inside the corporation will keep an eye on this.
- for roamers, we want green and red lights on each gate ! how deaf people can hear the orders "gate is green" or "gate is red" from their FC?? so they jump when the gate is red, and they die in the next system.... shame
- at least 1 free skin / ship. Why only minmatar ships should be beautiful in this game ? Other races should be nice also
- We will work to make Concord as bad shooters as the StormTroopers, in order to maximize the chances of the pirates to escape safely.
- The end of Cynos with 20 ships that jump in 1 time, now, the ships will jump one after the other, with a delay of 10 seconds. Farmers will have more time to warp out.
Vote for a new Hope, vote Borat !
Candidate for CSM XII
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Aram Kachaturian
Aram Pleasure Hub Holding
236
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Posted - 2017.02.12 14:32:26 -
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Are you on weed?
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Borat Guereen
Native Freshfood Minmatar Republic
95
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Posted - 2017.02.12 14:36:15 -
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Aram Kachaturian wrote:Are you on weed? Very good idea my friend, i will propose something on that.....
Candidate for CSM XII
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Rapid Blue
Imperium Technologies DARKNESS.
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Posted - 2017.02.12 14:44:56 -
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What is this even? What? |
Rosewalker
Khumaak Flying Circus
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Posted - 2017.02.12 15:25:42 -
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So does this mean CCP rejected your candidacy application?
The Nosy Gamer - CCP Random: "hehe, falls under the category: nice try, but no. ;)"
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Steve Ronuken
Fuzzwork Enterprises Vote Steve Ronuken for CSM
6465
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Posted - 2017.02.12 18:40:04 -
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Probably more to do with the character being sold.
Woo! CSM XI!
Fuzzwork Enterprises
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Vortexo VonBrenner
Raumfahrer Spiff Rakett Piloot Anslutning
2658
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Posted - 2017.02.12 18:56:28 -
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VERY NICE!!
Oh, come on...you knew it had to happen...it's traditional...
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Les Routiers
Proudly Snoring Game Of Anomalies
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Posted - 2017.02.13 11:31:47 -
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Rosewalker wrote:So does this mean CCP rejected your candidacy application?
He explains it at the end of the other thread: it means he feels CCP has moved he goal posts for the CSM - again - and they are no longer interested in having all gameplays, particularly his own, represented.
As such, this represents Borat's ragequitting from the CSM race.
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CCP Logibro
C C P C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2017.02.14 14:20:25 -
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Locking as this is a joke candidacy thread, as well as your second campaign thread. You are more than welcome to continue a serious campaign if you so wish in your previous thread.
CCP Logibro // EVE Universe Community Team // Distributor of Nanites // Patron Saint of Logistics
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