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Ottom Ephesianos
Mirkur Draug'Tyr Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2017.02.22 13:53:04 -
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There are realms in the spirit world.
There are good ones and there are bad ones.
These are places which some educated science refers to as a Cabal.
Being a member to a Cabal is like being a member at a famous crypt or infamous graveyard.
Pleasures of the flesh. Simple realm science. Not binary theorem. The Matrix Evolution's perfected with quantum proofs relatable to active and ongoing scientific research.
Valhalla is a place like this: A ghost gets in your face and pretends to be a bad ass. But if you sneeze or ask any questions he turns into a night terror; What it was to begin with.
No color, no wisdom, just fun fun fun.
Then The Most High God comes around looking for these "apparitions".
Death.
God.
Christ.
The Ferryman.
Oberon.
The Most High God comes with many names but has one devastating effect on these Valhallian citizens. They hide up your butt to escape judgement.
Monkey butts.
These fools are monkey butts and they will be removed from time and space like a string pulled from theory.
I don't care how many times Freyja has been sacrificed to a white ape that doesn't make it right.
So this is how Odin died.
I, Ottom Ephesianos and other names such as Randolph and Balek Giest/Geist and what NOT!
Made it into Valhalla for saving Freyja and fluff off! from Hell.
I was cordially thanked and Valhalla is a **** tank of wet toilet paper. You are warned.
I find it my civic duty to warn those who wish to go there because of our spiritual natures and time spent together on this earth.
Wet toilet paper and ghostly CRAP!!
Upheld by miscreants and men who fluffed monkeys to impress Odin. Like Michael Jackson from pre-Gate collapse.
Who got his face ripped off and went back.
So seeing as most of you are crazy by this day and age prepare to be reconditioned and/or exterminated.
Back to the story at hand. FLUFF OFF!
I was sitting on the other side of the long table and it, Odin, was telling everyone about BINARY THEOREM!
So I drew Dauthi Serephim my trusted magical blade. An artifact of the Sun and the Moon and the Stars.
Part Amamake and part Serephim, Dauthi Serephim was trapped in an alien until I bludgeoned it's head and pulled the angel out.
I threw it. Some 50ft or as many meters into the apes heart. Where it didn't kill him completely.
He just sat there like a wounded bear his open mouth gaping while Freyja poured some smoked meat into his gullet since the BIG BABY! doesn't chop up his own food for himself.
She finished the gruesome deed.
Now, pack your ****.
We're leaving.
-ottout
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Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
2268
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Posted - 2017.02.22 15:41:51 -
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Otto, it's time to get your meds checked again.
A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
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Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
2966
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Posted - 2017.02.22 16:02:16 -
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From the recent "Pirate Radio" thread:
Jev North wrote:Hey, I'm holding on to hope. Otto's messages keep getting shorter and.. well, at least marginally more coherent. I think whatever treatment he's getting is slowly kicking in.
It looks like maybe he heard you, Jev.
The shift in content's a little interesting. Some of the names he's dropping (dining with deities?) are more associated with the Matari than the Amarr, so he's not just filling the air with his usual noise about the Empire.
It seems like he's basically just saying "Valhalla's not all it's cracked up to be," though, and the Angels reference is strange. Is he maybe considering a flip to the Cartel or something? |
Yarosara Ruil
Haighare Pirates
942
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Posted - 2017.02.22 16:31:04 -
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That's it, I'm reporting him to the proper DED authorities. If he wants to sound "edgy and cerebral", there are several outlets in Galnet for him to do it! Like Fumbler and Facialdatapad.
It's time to stop! It's time to stop, okay? No more! Where the flip is your commanding officer? Who is your commanding officer? I'm going to call capsuleer security enforcers! It's time to stop! |
Ottom Ephesianos
Mirkur Draug'Tyr Ushra'Khan
131
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Posted - 2017.02.22 16:47:10 -
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It's not my fault Valhalla has a fluffy dead monkey on a throne while someone who knows how to use a hammer pretends to be the son.
It's not my fault you plagiarized instead of gratefully accepted my diatribes.
It's my fault Freyja will be in my harem and not on some monkey balls.
This is because there have been many Odins who died.
There were many Freyjas who died.
But I am heterosexual immortalis.
That means I could give a rats ass.
But not a monkey's.
-ottout
PS: DEAD! |
Jade Blackwind
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Posted - 2017.02.22 17:02:41 -
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Sorry, couldn't resist.
Quote:Being a member to a Cabal is like being a member at a famous crypt or infamous graveyard. But isn't every egger by definition is an infamous graveyard - or a famous crypt - by themselves? Mostly, their own graveyard, of course. K/D ratio varies, y'know.
Quote:Pleasures of the flesh. Simple realm science. Not binary theorem. The Matrix Evolution's perfected with quantum proofs relatable to active and ongoing scientific research. And, what's exactly wrong with the pleasures of the flesh?
...Okay, simulated pleasures if we take you seriously, but, on that level, does it matter?
Quote:Valhalla is a place like this: A ghost gets in your face and pretends to be a bad ass. But if you sneeze or ask any questions he turns into a night terror; What it was to begin with. Had a case of that.
Solution:
Become a bad ass and a night terror yourself. Like someone I knew once.
Or, failing that, kill the ghost with its host. It's fairly trivial if you have a few clean backups stashed.
Everything is a fair game as long as you are strong enough.
...In a completely unrelated matter, there are 3 searchable people on zkill named Dauthi, 6 named Balek and I won't look at Randolphs unless paid to. Otto may actually expose his alts in his ramblings. |
Yarosara Ruil
Haighare Pirates
942
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Posted - 2017.02.22 17:19:56 -
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((Ok, OOC real talk because this is just reaching dangerous levels of idiocy.))
((Ottom, please. Just stop okay? This is not roleplaying. This does not contribute to IGS or anything remotely resembling coherent thought. This is just you vomiting the first things that pops into your mind in post form as an attention grab. And we've been "trying" to steer you away from doing this, but it's just getting tiresome.))
((If you can't type in proper in English, you can fix that by taking some time to study grammar and vocabulary. If this style of writing is what you're aiming at on purpose, then you can post it on EVE Fiction or a blog. But this you're doing? These bi-weekly updates of inanity? At this point they are just outlets to further ridicule you as an EVE player and roleplayer. Plain and simple.))
((I am probably the last person to judge the quality of someone else's roleplaying. After all, I get a kick of being a troll, fanning drama for my own amusement and just being a general nuisance. But this is where I draw the line. This far and no further. I can't block your nuggets of wisdom on the forums, but I don't have to post on your threads either. But what I can do is report your posts for being random lines of text with no roleplaying value, and that's what I will do from now on. I'll let the ISD decide if your within the rules or not, but I am not okay with what you are doing regardless.))
((And yes, this post is breaking the rules. But that's a necessary risk I'm willing to take.)) |
Soldarius
O C C U P Y Test Alliance Please Ignore
1574
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Posted - 2017.02.22 21:19:15 -
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We will all ride eternal; shiny and chrome through the gates of valhalla!
http://youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY
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Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
2270
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Posted - 2017.02.22 22:10:05 -
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*sigh* Aux, could you please be so kind as to have a chat with Otto here? I don't think he properly understands the rules of my realm.
A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
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