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Miz Cenuij
OctoberSnow Corp
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Posted - 2007.05.01 01:35:00 -
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I was scrolling through the black market today, looking at the lovley little whench's for sale in my local system and lo and behold i spot a bargain..
"22 year old Miny girl, a real goer, low mileage, cheap @ 50 mill ono".
Needless to say with sweaty palms I sent the isk and awaited delivery.
When i unpacked her (she came ina container) I gave her a hosing down and dragged her into my bedroom.
Several hours later and she looks buggered and broken. It appears ive been sold a duff, she has a leak (looks like puss), some scrathes (wasnt me) and shes out of energy - the duracel bunny she aint.
Is this common with Miny women, i dont normaly touch the cheap n nasty things, but am curious to know if this one is just a one off?
"Men are going to die..
and im going to kill them". |
Corwain
Gallente Zero Team
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Posted - 2007.05.01 01:50:00 -
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You want a quality wench, go Gallente. They might not be faster than Minmatar, but they pack one hell of a punch.
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Miz Cenuij
OctoberSnow Corp
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Posted - 2007.05.01 01:51:00 -
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A Punch? Sweet baby Jesus!
WTF are you doing with them !
"Men are going to die..
and im going to kill them". |
Jei'son Bladesmith
Bladesmith Mining and Development Consortium
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Posted - 2007.05.01 01:52:00 -
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Originally by: Miz Cenuij A Punch? Sweet baby Jesus!
WTF are you doing with them !
Hopefully bad things. Bad wrong terrible things. Those are my favorite kinds. ☼☼☼ Don't even THINK about it rookie...I have all my capacitor and more hit points than you can POSSIBLY imagine. ☼☼☼
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Miz Cenuij
OctoberSnow Corp
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Posted - 2007.05.01 01:54:00 -
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Originally by: Jei'son Bladesmith
Originally by: Miz Cenuij A Punch? Sweet baby Jesus!
WTF are you doing with them !
Hopefully bad things. Bad wrong terrible things. Those are my favorite kinds.
At least we all know what you do while you are mining now :)
WTB Incontinence nappy much?
"Men are going to die..
and im going to kill them". |
Kaaii
Caldari Equilibrium LLC FATAL Alliance
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Posted - 2007.05.01 01:56:00 -
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OS camp that slow tonight?
Trading 101
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Miz Cenuij
OctoberSnow Corp
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Posted - 2007.05.01 01:57:00 -
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Originally by: Kaaii
OS camp that slow tonight?
You got it in 1 babe. You look like a nice clean Caldari bird... Ever done it with a PIRATE ?
"Men are going to die..
and im going to kill them". |
Trishan
Minmatar Green Men Incorporated
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Posted - 2007.05.01 02:00:00 -
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In the morning she'll have reassembled the container she came inside and converted to a Ragnarok, with the help of the pus to place the pieces together, the springs from your bed, and a few planks here and there from the hull of your station.
Undock, she'll be outside at optimal.
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Miz Cenuij
OctoberSnow Corp
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Posted - 2007.05.01 02:02:00 -
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Originally by: Trishan In the morning she'll have reassembled the container she came inside and converted to a Ragnarok, with the help of the pus to place the pieces together, the springs from your bed, and a few planks here and there from the hull of your station.
Undock, she'll be outside at optimal.
Wow, i can see the guy who bought you keeps you doped up on all kinds of stuff.
See pink elephants flying through the sky much?
If he evr decides to sell you have him hit me up, with an imagination like that, you must have some uses.
"Men are going to die..
and im going to kill them". |
Jei'son Bladesmith
Bladesmith Mining and Development Consortium
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Posted - 2007.05.01 02:20:00 -
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Originally by: Miz Cenuij
Originally by: Jei'son Bladesmith
Originally by: Miz Cenuij A Punch? Sweet baby Jesus!
WTF are you doing with them !
Hopefully bad things. Bad wrong terrible things. Those are my favorite kinds.
At least we all know what you do while you are mining now :)
WTB Incontinence nappy much?
Everyone should have a nubile slave alt of their very own. Now if you'll excuse me, the lasers just cycled and I'm feeling antsy....
(For the record, no one in the Bladesmith Mining and Development Consortium mines anymore. Ironic, ain't it?)
☼☼☼ Don't even THINK about it rookie...I have all my capacitor and more hit points than you can POSSIBLY imagine. ☼☼☼
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HankMurphy
Minmatar Pelennor Swarm R i s e
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Posted - 2007.05.01 02:30:00 -
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Trishan is correct, its a common ruse matar women deploy in hostage situations.
In the time you spent typing your post she probably has MacGyver'd a small fleet of rifters out of household items and just waiting for the proper time to pwn your arse.
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Lucky Lynn
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Posted - 2007.05.01 04:03:00 -
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I didn't even bother reading the post.
I'm LMFAO just from the title.
p.s. I'll go back and read it now.
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Redpants
Gallente Dead Eagle North Star Confederation
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Posted - 2007.05.01 04:07:00 -
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Minmatar girl? Well as they say, a fool and his money are soon parted.
"My once immaculate white pants are now stained from the weak and innocent. I don't wear red." |
Onchas Erivvia
The Andromeda Directorate SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2007.05.01 04:09:00 -
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Edited by: Onchas Erivvia on 01/05/2007 04:06:18
Originally by: Miz Cenuij Needless to say with sweaty palms I sent the isk and awaited delivery.
Surely you of all people know the folly of that.
What was that Mothership scam you pulled, 10 billion?
Don't get me wrong, I don't suspect Uxdeath is a mensa candidate, but still.
------------------------------------------ 'Teh Onchinator' Personal Assistant to MrsPitman |
Nerogk Shorn
Caldari Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2007.05.01 05:28:00 -
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Miz Cenuij > 0/ Miz Cenuij > gr8 camp lol Miz Cenuij > get a clue Miz Cenuij > bring sumthing that can tackle a vaga Miz Cenuij > i fraps al this btw Miz Cenuij > to eviserate each and every1 of u in all ur nubness in my next vid Miz Cenuij > i got me blowing thru god knows how many camps Miz Cenuij > its gonna b great Miz Cenuij > check ut my 1st vid Miz Cenuij > its linked in my bio Miz Cenuij > give u sumthing to watch while train ur skills Miz Cenuij > come back when they have finished :) Miz Cenuij > behold, iam the lord of aridia Miz Cenuij > i go where i please Miz Cenuij > and claim those sould that take my fancy Miz Cenuij > IMP and RISE shall collapse under my will in the same manner as VC Miz Cenuij > MIz- destroyer of alliances Miz Cenuij > afk for food lil bearz Miz Cenuij > even gods need food
LMAO, can someone seriously function like this?
I hope it was a gal worthy of a lowercase "god"
D-F-A-A-B-A-A-S |
SiJira
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Posted - 2007.05.01 05:45:00 -
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Originally by: Nerogk Shorn Miz Cenuij > 0/ Miz Cenuij > gr8 camp lol Miz Cenuij > get a clue Miz Cenuij > bring sumthing that can tackle a vaga Miz Cenuij > i fraps al this btw Miz Cenuij > to eviserate each and every1 of u in all ur nubness in my next vid Miz Cenuij > i got me blowing thru god knows how many camps Miz Cenuij > its gonna b great Miz Cenuij > check ut my 1st vid Miz Cenuij > its linked in my bio Miz Cenuij > give u sumthing to watch while train ur skills Miz Cenuij > come back when they have finished :) Miz Cenuij > behold, iam the lord of aridia Miz Cenuij > i go where i please Miz Cenuij > and claim those sould that take my fancy Miz Cenuij > IMP and RISE shall collapse under my will in the same manner as VC Miz Cenuij > MIz- destroyer of alliances Miz Cenuij > afk for food lil bearz Miz Cenuij > even gods need food
LMAO, can someone seriously function like this?
I hope it was a gal worthy of a lowercase "god"
so your camp was run through?
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Nerogk Shorn
Caldari Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2007.05.01 05:52:00 -
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Originally by: SiJira
Originally by: Nerogk Shorn Miz Cenuij > 0/ Miz Cenuij > gr8 camp lol Miz Cenuij > get a clue Miz Cenuij > bring sumthing that can tackle a vaga Miz Cenuij > i fraps al this btw Miz Cenuij > to eviserate each and every1 of u in all ur nubness in my next vid Miz Cenuij > i got me blowing thru god knows how many camps Miz Cenuij > its gonna b great Miz Cenuij > check ut my 1st vid Miz Cenuij > its linked in my bio Miz Cenuij > give u sumthing to watch while train ur skills Miz Cenuij > come back when they have finished :) Miz Cenuij > behold, iam the lord of aridia Miz Cenuij > i go where i please Miz Cenuij > and claim those sould that take my fancy Miz Cenuij > IMP and RISE shall collapse under my will in the same manner as VC Miz Cenuij > MIz- destroyer of alliances Miz Cenuij > afk for food lil bearz Miz Cenuij > even gods need food
LMAO, can someone seriously function like this?
I hope it was a gal worthy of a lowercase "god"
so your camp was run through?
That's the thing, it wasn't even a camp. A couple people were waiting on the gate, and when Miz came through they just tried to lock him. It happened a looooong time ago. But I'm glad to see Miz hasn't changed. EVE needs a comedian from time to time. = )
D-F-A-A-B-A-A-S |
SiJira
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Posted - 2007.05.01 05:54:00 -
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Originally by: Nerogk Shorn
That's the thing, it wasn't even a camp. A couple people were waiting on the gate, and when Miz came through they just tried to lock him. It happened a looooong time ago. But I'm glad to see Miz hasn't changed. EVE needs a comedian from time to time. = )
people like to feel big
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Haffrage
Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.05.01 06:10:00 -
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Get some caldari women of tube child descent, they're genetically designed for these sorts of things and they love fuzzy handcuffs if you like it like that -----
Tech 2 Tier 2 Battlecruisers |
Miz Cenuij
OctoberSnow Corp
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Posted - 2007.05.01 06:12:00 -
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Nerogk, buddy, how flawed your memory must be, have you forgotten that my 3 man corp had war decd IMP, VC and RISE and raped and slaughtered them so much that they were under orders not to travel the pipe when we were logged on? Thier camps were many and manned by many. I was indeed the lord Aridia, but i gave that hat away, someone else is wearing it now
Now, back to this lazy, broken slave girl.
I woke up this morning and shes not looking too good. She has started to dribble and her eyes are all bloodshot. If she dont perk up in the next few hours, its out the airlock she goes. Lazy Minmitar scum, she better make with the man love !
"Men are going to die..
and im going to kill them". |
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Copine Callmeknau
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2007.05.01 06:49:00 -
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Wait until she's dead, she won't struggle so much
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Originally by: Uncle Chop Chop Harden the **** up
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Joskken Inx
J.H.E.N.R Pure.
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Posted - 2007.05.01 07:15:00 -
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Edited by: Joskken Inx on 01/05/2007 07:12:11 OctoberSnow Corp Rules: #1 Look up "Megalomaniac" #2 Figure out wtf "pathological egotist" means #3 #4 Profit!
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Redpants
Gallente Dead Eagle North Star Confederation
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Posted - 2007.05.01 08:10:00 -
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Why prolong this any further? Jet can her by the sun and be done with it.
"My once immaculate white pants are now stained from the weak and innocent. I don't wear red." |
Pika Chiu
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Posted - 2007.05.01 08:38:00 -
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Originally by: Nerogk Shorn
Originally by: SiJira
Originally by: Nerogk Shorn Miz Cenuij > 0/ Miz Cenuij > gr8 camp lol Miz Cenuij > get a clue Miz Cenuij > bring sumthing that can tackle a vaga Miz Cenuij > i fraps al this btw Miz Cenuij > to eviserate each and every1 of u in all ur nubness in my next vid Miz Cenuij > i got me blowing thru god knows how many camps Miz Cenuij > its gonna b great Miz Cenuij > check ut my 1st vid Miz Cenuij > its linked in my bio Miz Cenuij > give u sumthing to watch while train ur skills Miz Cenuij > come back when they have finished :) Miz Cenuij > behold, iam the lord of aridia Miz Cenuij > i go where i please Miz Cenuij > and claim those sould that take my fancy Miz Cenuij > IMP and RISE shall collapse under my will in the same manner as VC Miz Cenuij > MIz- destroyer of alliances Miz Cenuij > afk for food lil bearz Miz Cenuij > even gods need food
LMAO, can someone seriously function like this?
I hope it was a gal worthy of a lowercase "god"
so your camp was run through?
That's the thing, it wasn't even a camp. A couple people were waiting on the gate, and when Miz came through they just tried to lock him. It happened a looooong time ago. But I'm glad to see Miz hasn't changed. EVE needs a comedian from time to time. = )
comedians are supposed to be funny though
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ry ry
StateCorp
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Posted - 2007.05.01 09:11:00 -
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Miz, it's all in the wrist.
half an hour alone with me and a wire coathanger, and i'll have your little minnie girl eating out of the palm of your hand. or anywhere else you care to mention.
and all this for only 100 million. NOTE: I'm not responsible for any stains, scars or accidental death that may occur.
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Barbarellas Daughter
Lonely Barbarella
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Posted - 2007.05.01 11:06:00 -
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Originally by: Miz Cenuij Nerogk, buddy, how flawed your memory must be, have you forgotten that my 3 man corp had war decd IMP, VC and RISE and raped and slaughtered them so much that they were under orders not to travel the pipe when we were logged on? Thier camps were many and manned by many. I was indeed the lord Aridia, but i gave that hat away, someone else is wearing it now
Now, back to this lazy, broken slave girl.
I woke up this morning and shes not looking too good. She has started to dribble and her eyes are all bloodshot. If she dont perk up in the next few hours, its out the airlock she goes. Lazy Minmitar scum, she better make with the man love !
Brave minny girl! She rather dies than to get tortured by the worst scum of the universe
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Mordrake
MetaForge Ekliptika
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Posted - 2007.05.01 11:33:00 -
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Originally by: Miz Cenuij
I woke up this morning and shes not looking too good. She has started to dribble and her eyes are all bloodshot. If she dont perk up in the next few hours, its out the airlock she goes. Lazy Minmitar scum, she better make with the man love !
I think you are going about it all wrong... you need to get a male slave if you want "Man Love"... not my thing, but hopefully yer next slave purchase will be more to yer taste.
Perhaps you need to give Backdoor Bandit yer room key and a nice bottle of spiced wine?
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Cammulos
Mining Bytes Inc. FREGE Alliance
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Posted - 2007.05.01 11:47:00 -
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Gallente women are the way to go my friend, I speak from personal experience. Now a nice Amarrian slave girl can also be good seeing as how they know what they're doing is immoral (which essentially means they're quite naughty in the sack if ya get my point), but a minnie slave...NEVER. They don't shave their pits, let alone anything else . Look like a shaved ape.
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Copine Callmeknau
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2007.05.01 12:10:00 -
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Originally by: Cammulos They don't shave their pits, let alone anything else . Look like a shaved ape.
This man speaks the truth, I should know
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Originally by: Uncle Chop Chop Harden the **** up
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Wild Rho
Amarr GoonFleet
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Posted - 2007.05.01 12:26:00 -
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I always like the ones that just lie there. All the fun of necrophelia without any of that annoying morality stuff. Also a distinct lack of crunchy bits that you usually get from a spaced corpse.
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