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Kheira Kasenumi
State War Academy Caldari State
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Posted - 2017.04.01 14:29:23 -
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OMG CCP is introducing new meat popsicle refining in game soon !!!
Far better than extracting implants from corpses, we'll be able to extract tears and rage from dead capsuleers !
What does you think of this piece of news : https://community.eveonline.com/news/dev-blogs/introducing-the-upwell-organic-mass-granulator/
Maybe next we'll be able to get Concord and Jove ships to redeem !
Happy Fools Day !
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Revis Owen
The Conference Elite CODE.
490
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Posted - 2017.04.01 14:49:03 -
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I can attest that sodium chloride is abundant with regard to corpses. Good one, CCP! :)
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Rowdy Ronny
Digital Zone Corp
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Posted - 2017.04.01 15:01:04 -
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QUAFE ULTRA IS MADE OF PRISONERS!!!!!!!!!
Quafe Ultra is made of prisoners!
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Ho Ma Fan
Black Lotus Klan
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Posted - 2017.04.01 15:30:57 -
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most sickening concept I have ever read..
must be REAL boring up in Iceland
OOOPS April 1st???? well, ya got me! |
Lfod Shi
Lfod's Ratting and Salvage
386
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Posted - 2017.04.01 17:26:09 -
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Add me to the "completely fooled" list. Well played Cceeps. Well played.
GÖ¬ They'll always be bloodclaws to me GÖ½
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Avaelica Kuershin
Paper Cats
328
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Posted - 2017.04.01 19:55:35 -
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Now if they'd said Upwell was collaborating with Quafe on this... Still, very elaborate.
Never mind, I see they did. |
ST0NER SMURF
Vrix Nation CODE.
243
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Posted - 2017.04.01 20:45:19 -
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WHY must this be a joke ;(
make the damn thingh
!DOIT
yust a corpse tractorbeam that keeps the corpses intact
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GÖ½ When your pod gets blown to bits GÖ¬GÖ½ And you lose your implant fits GÖ¬\Gÿ+/ Don't worry GÖ¬ GÖ½ GÖ¬ GÖ½GÖ½ GÖ¬ GÖ½ GÖ¬ Be Happy \Gÿ+/
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Akrasjel Lanate
Naquatech Conglomerate Naquatech Syndicate
1984
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Posted - 2017.04.02 07:04:42 -
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CONCRD ships thing is legit
Akrasjel Lanate
Founder and CEO of Naquatech Conglomerate
Executor of Naquatech Syndicate
Citizen of Solitude
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Kheira Kasenumi
State War Academy Caldari State
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Posted - 2017.04.02 09:17:41 -
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Akrasjel Lanate wrote:CONCRD ships thing is legit
I will agree with you after Fanfest 2017 : https://updates.eveonline.com/date/2017-04-06/
Note that these screenshots were taken back in june 2015 according to the uploader. Even if the date is fake, Fanfest 2017 is still to occur but someone has managed to get his/her hands on an CONCORD Enforcer.
So I'd ask respectfully and politely - I can even send pepperoni and/or pineapple pizzas if needed - to some CCP dev : may I have an Eidolon fully Jove-fitted -discreetly- spawned in my station hangar next downtime ? Plz ? Promise, I'll just destroy everything and burn New Eden to ashes just once.
It will be a major impact in press and will be good for business. Plz ? Imagine all the Sodium Chlroride and Lacrimix harvested ?
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Oh, recursive topic detected ! |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
8281
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Posted - 2017.04.02 20:23:15 -
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It would have been even more well played if the sodium chloride looked like a D12
(only some of you would understand what I mean by that)
Bring back DEEEEP Space!
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ColdCutz
Frigonometry
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Posted - 2017.04.03 02:46:27 -
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*slow clap*
http://i.giphy.com/b9aScKLxdv0Y0.gif |
Kathern Aurilen
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Posted - 2017.04.03 09:29:06 -
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Rowdy Ronny wrote:QUAFE ULTRA IS MADE OF PRISONERS!!!!!!!!! I always figured it was made from tears and cocaine(or crystal Meth) .... And blue blueberries.
No cuts, no butts, no coconuts!
Forum alt, unskilled in the ways of pewpew!
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Owen Levanth
Sagittarius Unlimited Exploration
556
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Posted - 2017.04.03 14:11:02 -
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Kathern Aurilen wrote:Rowdy Ronny wrote:QUAFE ULTRA IS MADE OF PRISONERS!!!!!!!!! I always figured it was made from tears and cocaine(or crystal Meth) .... And blue blueberries.
Nah, according to CCP it's people. People, garbage and dirt, to be precise. |
Alysse TheRouge
TheRouge Corp
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Posted - 2017.04.03 14:26:04 -
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So, is it real or not? Are rats going to puke corps when we blow them? It will be fun... :) |
Persephone Alleile
Tartarus Covert Operations
367
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Posted - 2017.04.03 15:53:02 -
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Hmm, looking at the Gallente faction granulator it looks like the scientist is consumed in the creation of exotic dancers. A noble sacrifice to be sure. |
Verlyn
Minmatar Secret Service Ushra'Khan
85
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Posted - 2017.04.03 21:12:21 -
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Please
Please do this ffs.
CCP
Please
Ok ?
Please...
So many amarrian meat popsiculus require this attention
So many
Again Please
please
I mean in UO at least they would let us dismembering corpses and displaying the parts everywhere, it was glorious.
Please do this, dont be shy
please |
Thomas Lot
Astrocomical Warped Intentions
128
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Posted - 2017.04.04 00:01:17 -
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Verlyn wrote:Please
Please do this ffs.
CCP
Please
Ok ?
Please...
So many amarrian meat popsiculus require this attention
So many
Again Please
please
I mean in UO at least they would let us dismembering corpses and displaying the parts everywhere, it was glorious.
Please do this, dont be shy
please
Good Lord UO (Ultima Online)... I was a Lake Superior and Atlantic PK for years. Went by Cookie Monster at the time. Great Good Lord BoB, that was about 20 years ago now. A group of us played Siege Perilous for a while as well. |
Netan MalDoran
Planet Squanch
275
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Posted - 2017.04.04 05:28:06 -
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Revis Owen wrote:I can attest that sodium chloride is abundant with regard to corpses. Good one, CCP! :)
I just now got this part of the joke ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Anyways...
"Your security status has been lowered." - Hell yeah it was!
Falcon's truth
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Acher0n Hades
Ze One Man Show
5
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Posted - 2017.04.04 09:00:35 -
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I should have made a screenshot of the guy fire-selling his full researched drug BPC's because he only got the news that "new and better drugs are comming". |
AOSA
Atreidun Order
11
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Posted - 2017.04.08 19:18:36 -
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XD |
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