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Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
833
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Posted - 2017.06.20 11:36:38 -
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An unnatural birth and a most unnatural survival - thus does the demonspawn enter the world. And thus does Molok the Deceiver build his army for the final battle at the close of the Golden Age.
Next time, use the Holy Water as I instructed. |
Halcyon Ember
Repracor Industries
541
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Posted - 2017.06.20 11:46:54 -
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....bwahahaha?
Queen of Chocolate
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Ereka Nihil
Faded Light
43
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Posted - 2017.06.20 12:13:17 -
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Ease up on the Crash there, druggie. |
Che Biko
Alexylva Paradox
1059
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Posted - 2017.06.20 12:24:52 -
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Tease. If you're posting an open letter to someone on the IGS, it is common courtesy to at least address the letter to the intended recipient.Ereka Nihil wrote:Ease up on the Crash there, druggie. Way ahead of you.
Coordination Channel for Consolidated Space Rescue Cooperation
Open Letter to the Aidonis Foundation Directorate
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Lasairiona Raske
Raske Holdings
479
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Posted - 2017.06.20 13:17:48 -
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*shakes head* Oh, Nauplius.
Are you a devil or an angel
Sent here from heaven or from hell?
Sweet temptress, I'm wrapped in your tangles
Can't find my way out of your spell
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Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
4017
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Posted - 2017.06.20 13:23:23 -
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Nauplius wrote:An unnatural birth and a most unnatural survival - thus does the demonspawn enter the world. And thus does Molok the Deceiver build his army for the final battle at the close of the Golden Age.
Next time, use the Holy Water as I instructed.
Oh gods and spirits.
Mr. Nauplius, this is exactly what got me forbidden to have tea with you.
To be clear, the only demonic quality the little one even arguably shows is the power to keep people awake at all hours, which is, by all accounts, completely typical of tiny human beings. |
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
2004
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Posted - 2017.06.20 13:35:19 -
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As my grandmother once said, " If you want to see a true demon wait until your hell spawn starts talking." Congrats Nauplius, I think thats the right thing to say..... I mean, you really shouldn't be breeding but whats done is done. |
Mizhara Del'thul
Coreli Corporation Mercenary Coalition
2138
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Posted - 2017.06.20 13:38:21 -
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Insomnithurgy? Hmm, that's ominous. Ah well, as long as it's not producing bioweapons-grade waste and draining caloric energy from its maternal lineage to fuel its growth I'm sure it'll be fine. If it is... well, may the spirits have mercy for the abomination surely will not.
Source: Every parenthood, of all time, ever. |
Jev North
Anshar Incorporated Monyusaiya Industry Trade Group
1078
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Posted - 2017.06.20 13:41:36 -
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Deitra Vess wrote:Congrats Nauplius, I think thats the right thing to say..... I mean, you really shouldn't be breeding but whats done is done. I don't think it's Nauplius who managed to, ah, procreate with-.. but thank you for that nightmare scenario, it's one I hadn't imagined yet.
Even though our love is cruel; even though our stars are crossed.
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Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
2004
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Posted - 2017.06.20 13:48:06 -
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Jev North wrote:Deitra Vess wrote:Congrats Nauplius, I think thats the right thing to say..... I mean, you really shouldn't be breeding but whats done is done. I don't think it's Nauplius who managed to, ah, procreate with-.. but thank you for that nightmare scenario, it's one I hadn't imagined yet. One can only hope... I really hope he has nothing to do with it aside from being a well wisher. |
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Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Anshar Incorporated Monyusaiya Industry Trade Group
221
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Posted - 2017.06.20 14:13:03 -
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Nauplius wrote:An unnatural birth and a most unnatural survival - thus does the demonspawn enter the world.
My mum says this is what the docs told my dad when I was born.
But here is the blood still and all the perfumes of Aridia will not sweeten this little rose GÖÑ
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Serena Shi
Voluptatem
5
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Posted - 2017.06.20 14:25:29 -
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I knew I should have stayed away. |
Jason Galente
Tempest Legion
1251
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Posted - 2017.06.20 14:44:37 -
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Hey y'all what's goin' on in this here thre-
... ........ ...................
Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole.
And this foundation must be defended.
At any cost
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Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4205
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Posted - 2017.06.20 14:58:11 -
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Jason Galente wrote:Hey y'all what's goin' on in this here thre-
What's going on is that I'm gonna say this thread is the perfect reason to move over to the renovated IGS... |
Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
4020
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Posted - 2017.06.20 15:02:04 -
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And ... inevitably, I am now re-forbidden to join Mr. Nauplius for tea, the order consisting of short, sharp sentences.
Of. One. Word. Each. For. Emphasis.
So, the Praefecta's a little upset.
(You did say you'd stop saying stuff like this, Mr. Nauplius.) |
Lasairiona Raske
Raske Holdings
485
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Posted - 2017.06.20 15:15:46 -
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Aria Jenneth wrote:And ... inevitably, I am now re-forbidden to join Mr. Nauplius for tea, the order consisting of short, sharp sentences.
Of. One. Word. Each. For. Emphasis.
So, the Praefecta's a little upset.
(You did say you'd stop saying stuff like this, Mr. Nauplius.)
You're surprised he didn't stop when you asked him to?
Are you a devil or an angel
Sent here from heaven or from hell?
Sweet temptress, I'm wrapped in your tangles
Can't find my way out of your spell
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Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4211
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Posted - 2017.06.20 15:16:56 -
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He says a lot of things. What I don't get is why anyone believes him. |
Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
4025
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Posted - 2017.06.20 15:19:45 -
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Lasairiona Raske wrote:You're surprised he didn't stop when you asked him to? No, but I might be a little surprised he didn't stop after agreeing to stop.
It has been a little while, but....
Arrendis wrote:He says a lot of things. What I don't get is why anyone believes him. Actually he has a pretty good record of keeping his word, once given. At least to me. |
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
833
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Posted - 2017.06.20 15:53:52 -
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It troubles me that I may have broken a vow made to Aria Jenneth. I do not recall whether I made a promise to permanently refrain from public discussion of the subject matter at hand, but at any rate I accept the punishment of exile from her company, which will be a terrible suffering for me. Furthermore, I shall attempt to compensate Aria later today by contracting her all of my Achuran captives, those recovered from Sansha Pleasure Hubs and thus given over to destruction according to the tenants of Naupliusism.
All that said, I do not retract my accusations. Empyreans, hear the words of Nauplius, Prophet of God!
- Lady Aspenstar's husband is a Demon from the Pit.
- Lady Aspenstar's baby is a demonspawn.
- All this is a fulfillment of End Times Prophecy; the demonic infestation of the Empire in the twilight of the Golden Age as a prelude to the Great War that will bring about the Blood Age.
Even so, may the Blood Age come quickly. Amen. Amarr Victor. |
kul Shaishi
Yurai-Tenshin Zaibatsu
36
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Posted - 2017.06.20 15:58:19 -
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Achur captives There's a reason the provincial defense unit Full alert when you're all orbiting Achura |
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Mizhara Del'thul
Coreli Corporation Mercenary Coalition
2144
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Posted - 2017.06.20 16:01:23 -
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These gender identity things are getting too weird for me to follow. I think I'm getting out of touch. Starting that young too? Wonder what a potential spawn of mine would identify as? Transcruiser Vargurkin or something, maybe.
The reasons why being barren might actually be a good thing just keeps piling up. |
Mitara Newelle
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
606
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Posted - 2017.06.20 16:03:33 -
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Nauplius wrote:All that said, I do not retract my accusations. Empyreans, hear the words of Nauplius, Prophet of God!
- Lady Aspenstar's husband is a Demon from the Pit.
- Lady Aspenstar's baby is a demonspawn.
- All this is a fulfillment of End Times Prophecy; the demonic infestation of the Empire in the twilight of the Golden Age as a prelude to the Great War that will bring about the Blood Age.
For the love of God... Shut up, you insane, demented freak.
Lady Mitara Newelle of House Sarum, Holder of the Mekhios province of Damnidios Para'nashu, Champion of House Sarum, Sworn Upholder of the Faith, Divine Commodore of the 24th Imperial Crusade
Admiral of Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
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Serena Shi
Voluptatem
7
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Posted - 2017.06.20 16:40:00 -
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Achuran captives?! |
Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4214
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Posted - 2017.06.20 16:52:23 -
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Serena Shi wrote:Achuran captives?!
He does specify they're Achuran captives taken from Sansha Pleasure Hubs. |
Synthetic Cultist
Church of The Crimson Saviour Sani-Sabik
644
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Posted - 2017.06.20 17:32:08 -
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As a Mother myself, I congratulate Lunarisse Aspenstar on the Successful Deployment of her Child, and hope that Both Mother and Child are Well.
Synthia 1, Empress of Kaztropol.
It is Written.
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Lasairiona Raske
Raske Holdings
486
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Posted - 2017.06.20 18:00:51 -
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Synthetic Cultist wrote:As a Mother myself, I congratulate Lunarisse Aspenstar on the Successful Deployment of her Child, and hope that Both Mother and Child are Well.
Hehe, deployment.
Are you a devil or an angel
Sent here from heaven or from hell?
Sweet temptress, I'm wrapped in your tangles
Can't find my way out of your spell
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Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
833
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Posted - 2017.06.20 20:31:00 -
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Che Biko wrote:Edit: Also...holy water? Why not blood?
Blood would in fact have been preferable; however, I judged the odds at persuading someone with access to the demon to use that substance to be very low indeed. |
Casserina Leshrac
Sanguine Illuminations M.A.D. Consortium
299
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Posted - 2017.06.20 21:32:58 -
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Nauplius wrote:Che Biko wrote:Edit: Also...holy water? Why not blood? Blood would in fact have been preferable; however, I judged the odds at persuading someone with access to the demon to use that substance to be very low indeed.
You do realize that the child being of Amarr birth with be sanctified with Holy Water when the time comes?
Calling it demonspawn before there is evidence to the effect suggests that you may not have all the facts... again.
We stand at the Abyss, drawing the Patterns of Fate - Casserina Leshrac, Savant, Sani Sabik.
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AEther Galatia
Celestial Eternity
14
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Posted - 2017.06.20 22:18:53 -
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Nauplius wrote:It troubles me that I may have broken a vow made to Aria Jenneth. I do not recall whether I made a promise to permanently refrain from public discussion of the subject matter at hand, but at any rate I accept the punishment of exile from her company, which will be a terrible suffering for me. Furthermore, I shall attempt to compensate Aria later today by contracting her all of my Achuran captives, those recovered from Sansha Pleasure Hubs and thus given over to destruction according to the tenants of Naupliusism. All that said, I do not retract my accusations. Empyreans, hear the words of Nauplius, Prophet of God!
- Lady Aspenstar's husband is a Demon from the Pit.
- Lady Aspenstar's baby is a demonspawn.
- All this is a fulfillment of End Times Prophecy; the demonic infestation of the Empire in the twilight of the Golden Age as a prelude to the Great War that will bring about the Blood Age.
Even so, may the Blood Age come quickly. Amen. Amarr Victor.
Well glad you cleared that all up for all of us. Well then, to The Blood War then? |
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
833
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Posted - 2017.06.20 23:16:31 -
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Casserina Leshrac wrote: You do realize that the child being of Amarr birth with be sanctified with Holy Water when the time comes?
Weak holy water blessed by weak, liberal SFRIM priests has no power over the level of demons in question here. |
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