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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.03 02:13:00 -
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If you've never heard Dodiez sing, you can right here.
Now, I have some other .mp3s of her singing drunk which I won't post....but I just have to say that Dodiez + drunk + singing along to Rob Zombie = lots of laughs.
She's singing "Yeah mother***ker! Who do you love!" and its a riot. :)
And yes, I did hide the goodness. You'll never find it neener neener.
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EscapeArtist
Caldari Deviance Inc
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Posted - 2007.07.03 03:10:00 -
[92]
Nothing like people having a domestic on the eve boards.
/me opens another beer and grabs the pop corn.
Deviance Inc. û Making your life in low sec very short! |
Deimos Regal
Mercenary Forces Exquisite Malevolence
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Posted - 2007.07.03 07:11:00 -
[93]
Honestly, I would have drank the Dr. Pepper instead. But the world needs to be removed from the Orange Soda threat, so cheers.
PS, love the song.
P.P.S. Hi mom! (epic thread ftw!)
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Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2007.07.03 10:43:00 -
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Originally by: Deimos Regal Honestly, I would have drank the Dr. Pepper instead. But the world needs to be removed from the Orange Soda threat, so cheers.
PS, love the song.
P.P.S. Hi mom! (epic thread ftw!)
It's attitudes like this mean man here that make it scawy for me to undock...
Where's my knight in shining armor?? *flutters eyelashes*
My missions are suffering! My agent will disown me...my loyalty points will stop stacking up, I won't be able to buy my +4 implants from the LP store!!!
People, you are missing the point! It was MY soda, I didn't steal anything.
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Stealthman06
LoneStar Industries
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Posted - 2007.07.03 11:06:00 -
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Nice, finaly something funny to read while at work. Keep up the good work.
You don't know how lucky you are Dax, I live together with the best Orange Soda Pirate ever. I even tried to place a Mobile Warp Disruptor at the fridge to stop her, didn't help . Any advice what to do?
By the way, will claim both of your bounties soon™.
Stealth
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Scarlet Pimpernel
Clan Eshin
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Posted - 2007.07.03 12:25:00 -
[96]
Edited by: Scarlet Pimpernel on 03/07/2007 12:24:15 Under normal circumstances my services would be at [both of] your disposal (quite possibly at the same time)
However I need to check with me CEO if we do 'domestics'
p.s. prize what you have Curzon, Mrs. Pimpernel doesn't 'do' computer games (I did manager to get her to play SWG back in the day)
I shall withold the effects of marriage on the production of other baked consumables for the sake of single males collective sanities.
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Nicho Void
Gallente Hyper-Nova
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Posted - 2007.07.03 16:02:00 -
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Originally by: Dodiez
People, you are missing the point! It was MY soda, I didn't steal anything.
The Orange Soda was yours, yes, but you implied you would be giving it to Curzon when you offered to get it for him. This is about offering something, then breaking your word. Today it's Orange Soda, tomorrow it's dinner, next week it's sex.* Curzon, stop this travesty before it goes any further!
*Note: I don't promote the objectification of women. Read as: joke.
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Maia Altera
Gallente Slaughters of Scum Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.03 18:34:00 -
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Originally by: Dodiez
Now I don't normally read in here...I'm just a carebear who likes Empire space with all it's fluffy bunnies...however someone pointed me to this thread and I must set the record straight.
Yes, there were FIVE 12-packs of soda. Not cases. And *I* bought them, with MY own money. Curzon and I do not have joint money.
Then after I spent all that time at the grocery store, I came home and made him dinner. And I did not use a microwave! I cooked for real. I also made him blueberry pancakes for breakfast this morning too!
Now, I ask you fine people, doesn't that entitle me to a couple of cans of the aformentioned soda?? I like orange soda too...
And for you, Jonny 101 or whatever that wanted to "play" with my corpse...EWWWWWWWWWWW
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Dr Paithos
Minmatar Republic Deep Space Institute
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Posted - 2007.07.03 18:52:00 -
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Originally by: Curzon Dax If you've never heard Dodiez sing, you can right here.
Now, I have some other .mp3s of her singing drunk which I won't post....but I just have to say that Dodiez + drunk + singing along to Rob Zombie = lots of laughs.
She's singing "Yeah mother***ker! Who do you love!" and its a riot. :)
And yes, I did hide the goodness. You'll never find it neener neener.
Posting in an epic thread \o/
But every girl gets drunk and sings Rob Zombie... right... right???
Originally by: RedFall How dare you try to argue my point with your so called "evidence". I don't need any, I have truthiness on my side.
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Warrio
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.03 19:00:00 -
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I respect the man who finds it suitable to take his girlfriend out and get her drunk so that he can hide a box of soda and thus win an argument being held on a PC game forum. The world needs more men like Dax!!!
Sig removed due to being too freaking awsome. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] - Deckard Cain |
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Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2007.07.03 23:13:00 -
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Originally by: Dr Paithos
Originally by: Curzon Dax If you've never heard Dodiez sing, you can right here.
Now, I have some other .mp3s of her singing drunk which I won't post....but I just have to say that Dodiez + drunk + singing along to Rob Zombie = lots of laughs.
She's singing "Yeah mother***ker! Who do you love!" and its a riot. :)
And yes, I did hide the goodness. You'll never find it neener neener.
Posting in an epic thread \o/
But every girl gets drunk and sings Rob Zombie... right... right???
All the cool ones do!!! Even though I don't remember it...
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Lehraen Rawr
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Posted - 2007.07.03 23:38:00 -
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Edited by: Lehraen Rawr on 03/07/2007 23:37:32
Originally by: Maia Altera Most men are scum
Most men are effin' idiots.
non-hetero guys being the exception.
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Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2007.07.04 02:21:00 -
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Originally by: Lehraen Rawr Edited by: Lehraen Rawr on 03/07/2007 23:37:32
Originally by: Maia Altera Most men are scum
Most men are effin' idiots.
non-hetero guys being the exception.
I don't know. I think most guys are pretty cool. Except when they're putting bounties on your head for stealing most refreshing orange soda that is inherently mine anyways...
There have been lots of very nice guys posting in this thread.
(Even Jonny 101, and he wants to do nefarious things to my frozen corpse.) EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
One day, I too will have a cool siggy. =) Until then, hello! |
Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.04 06:39:00 -
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WAR OF THE SODA: EPISODE 127:
After a hectic weekend of fighting, followed today by a grueling several hour deathmatch in "Joust," Dodiez is sleeping. I've struggled to keep my eyes open until after she is sleeping. There remains one...ONE Orange soda in the fridge.
Even now I hear its siren call, a sultry sweet voice promising cool refreshment with a tangy fizz to gurgle pleasantly down my throat. I resist thus far, yet feel my resolve weakening...
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.04 07:29:00 -
[105]
Update:
*burp*
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Althea Nar'agh
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.07.04 07:43:00 -
[106]
Originally by: Curzon Dax Update:
*burp*
Go Dax go!
PS: Hi Mom! look an epic one! (sorry had to do it, just to be in line with everyone else) -------------------------- War. War never changes |
Landrassa
Astral Resource Cartel
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Posted - 2007.07.04 09:08:00 -
[107]
This thread has now reached the level of epic-ness where someone should write a song about it....I'll pay for it if t20 makes another appearance
------------------------------------------------ As I walk in the Valley of the Omber of Death, I shall have no fear... |
SFShootme
The Carebear Stare
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Posted - 2007.07.04 11:55:00 -
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Originally by: Dodiez Well, all of you will NEVER believe this.
Today...Not only did Curzon and I not have the internets...but we went out to dinner and he got me snookered! I think that means drunk.
While he did that, I think he hid all of the deliciousness, because now I can't find any!
I apologize in advance for any typos, I can't be held responsible for what I write tonight.
And I would tell you where I live, you meanies, but I would be afraid you'd be coming to visit with bazookas instead of bouqets, and that's just mean!
ZOMFGWT*ORANGESODATHIEFERY! How high is that bounty right now Curzon?
Euhm, i mean... we must meet at once in lowsec Dodiez at a safespot to figure out a way to kill Curzon! Please convo me at once when ur in-game!
- Tho shall give Life, for Life. |
Unreliable Timothy
Taurus Inc
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Posted - 2007.07.04 16:15:00 -
[109]
Its like watching an episode of Keenan and Kel.
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Fortuk Monmouth
MetaForge Ekliptika
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Posted - 2007.07.04 16:26:00 -
[110]
Originally by: Unreliable Timothy Its like watching an episode of Keenan and Kel.
amen, amen....
to the person who said all men are scum, thats not true, that would be like saying all girls are orange soda thieves....
BTW dodiez, I'm on your side! begin hunting curzon mode...
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Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2007.07.04 16:45:00 -
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Originally by: Fortuk Monmouth
Originally by: Unreliable Timothy Its like watching an episode of Keenan and Kel.
amen, amen....
to the person who said all men are scum, thats not true, that would be like saying all girls are orange soda thieves....
BTW dodiez, I'm on your side! begin hunting curzon mode...
Hooray!
Poo, I was hoping, just hoping that I would get up today and there would be ONE orange soda left. Just one. But no. Now I'm going to be all emo and sit in the corner and cry. After I drink a Dr. Pepper.
And I don't know what a Kenan & Kel is...I guess maybe I'm showing my age now...
One day, I too will have a cool siggy. =) Until then, hello! |
Chasm Illyaki
Repo Industries
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Posted - 2007.07.04 17:22:00 -
[112]
1.Dude, your girlfriend plays the same game that you do. don't let an in house thing become an in game thing. because then it may become a "she's not in the house anymore" thing. 2. Dude, YOUR GIRLFRIEND PLAYS THE SAME GAME THAT YOU DO!!! i can't get my wife of 4 years to play. 3. it's a fraqing soda, get off your lazy behind and go buy your own and sharpie your name on them if it's that serious. dodiez, if you want, i'll come over and kick his teeth in for you since he doesn't seem to have any common sense. *mumbling while walking off* "i can't believe this summabi*ch is upset about some soda. i wouldn't get any lovin for MONTHS if i did something that ignorant" |
Feng Schui
Minmatar The Ninja Coalition New Eve Order
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Posted - 2007.07.04 17:25:00 -
[113]
/me checks his agent for the locations of both curzon and dodiez
on a side note, curzon... once i get all trained up, your death will be very slow, and agonizing
My opinion is my own, not of my corp or my alliance. If you have problems, we can have a "who can do L4 missions faster" duel >:) |
Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.04 17:36:00 -
[114]
Originally by: Chasm Illyaki 1.Dude, your girlfriend plays the same game that you do. don't let an in house thing become an in game thing. because then it may become a "she's not in the house anymore" thing. 2. Dude, YOUR GIRLFRIEND PLAYS THE SAME GAME THAT YOU DO!!! i can't get my wife of 4 years to play. 3. it's a fraqing soda, get off your lazy behind and go buy your own and sharpie your name on them if it's that serious. dodiez, if you want, i'll come over and kick his teeth in for you since he doesn't seem to have any common sense. *mumbling while walking off* "i can't believe this summabi*ch is upset about some soda. i wouldn't get any lovin for MONTHS if i did something that ignorant"
Dude, my girlfriend DOES play the same game as I do. With your attitude, I doubt you can get your wife to do ANYTHING with you. I completely understand why you are scared of not getting any lovin' for months. Surprised she hasn't put in divorce paperwork.
Second, Dodiez and I have no actual grief about this, sorry that you couldn't take it in the spirit with which it was written.
Third, GTFO troll.
Fourth, Its MY frackin' soda, I'll drink it if I want to, and I shouldn't need to write my name on it.
May your own wife steal the joys of a thousand sodas from your palate.
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Chasm Illyaki
Repo Industries
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Posted - 2007.07.04 18:38:00 -
[115]
Originally by: Curzon Dax
Originally by: Chasm Illyaki 1.Dude, your girlfriend plays the same game that you do. don't let an in house thing become an in game thing. because then it may become a "she's not in the house anymore" thing. 2. Dude, YOUR GIRLFRIEND PLAYS THE SAME GAME THAT YOU DO!!! i can't get my wife of 4 years to play. 3. it's a fraqing soda, get off your lazy behind and go buy your own and sharpie your name on them if it's that serious. dodiez, if you want, i'll come over and kick his teeth in for you since he doesn't seem to have any common sense. *mumbling while walking off* "i can't believe this summabi*ch is upset about some soda. i wouldn't get any lovin for MONTHS if i did something that ignorant"
Dude, my girlfriend DOES play the same game as I do. With your attitude, I doubt you can get your wife to do ANYTHING with you. I completely understand why you are scared of not getting any lovin' for months. Surprised she hasn't put in divorce paperwork.
Second, Dodiez and I have no actual grief about this, sorry that you couldn't take it in the spirit with which it was written.
Third, GTFO troll.
Fourth, Its MY frackin' soda, I'll drink it if I want to, and I shouldn't need to write my name on it.
May your own wife steal the joys of a thousand sodas from your palate.
well, i'm not gonna even bother talkin about my marriage with you. anyone who whines about soda wouldn't understand how a relationship actually works. but as for it being a joke. i don't think you whole heartedly think this is a joke. she hurt your feelings and now your panties are up in a bunch so you can't take anything from her, you'll have her "killed" to make yourself feel better. you are a sad being. i'm going to start a fund for your orange soda so you can get the sand out of your vaginal canal. CONTACT ME IN GAME WITH THE AMOUT OF ORANGE FANTA YOU WOULD LIKE TO DONATE TO THIS POOR, PATHETIC SOUL. YOUR DONATIONS ARE APPRECIATED. ONLY YOU CAN HELP THE WEAK. |
Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.04 19:18:00 -
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Originally by: Chasm Illyaki whine and trolling
Sir, out of the two of us, only one has complained about his inability to get any. Nuff said.
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Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2007.07.04 19:20:00 -
[117]
Chasm, if I were you wife you wouldn't get any either. Chicks don't dig whining and temper tantrums.
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Chasm Illyaki
Repo Industries
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Posted - 2007.07.04 19:30:00 -
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ok, i'm not crazy, i didn't whine anywhere in any of my comments. i said if i acted like you (whiney and whimpering about some frickin soda) my wife wouldn't give me any. it's CONDITIONIAL. the condition being that my behavior match yours, the outcome being that of a strong-willed woman not tolerating it. but whatever helps you sleep at night. you 2 belong together. both dumb. http://repo.griefwatch.net/?p=pilot&pilot=Chasm%20Illyaki |
Warrio
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.04 19:48:00 -
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Originally by: Dodiez Chasm, if I were you wife you wouldn't get any either. Chicks don't dig whining and temper tantrums.
Finally, we have heard a womans opinion on this much thought about matter. Result: Forum crying doesn't get you laid. And really, isn't that what really matters.
Sig removed due to being too freaking awsome. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] - Deckard Cain |
Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2007.07.04 19:54:00 -
[120]
Originally by: Warrio
Originally by: Dodiez Chasm, if I were you wife you wouldn't get any either. Chicks don't dig whining and temper tantrums.
Finally, we have heard a womans opinion on this much thought about matter. Result: Forum crying doesn't get you laid. And really, isn't that what really matters.
Warrio, you know I <3 the stuffin' right out of you. /blush
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