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Duckee
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Posted - 2007.08.05 22:00:00 -
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Ok, the pretext is kinda odd: I was tellin him how I accidentally dropped one of my 35lb dumbbells and it landed on my cellphone and how I had to get a new one. He started jokin and said somethin like "you still hit like a girl" then told me to punch his arm as hard as I could... I did and it snapped the bone... oops...
So for future notice: dont tell someone to punch you as hard as they can.
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Kiyano
Caldari Pilots Of Honour
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Posted - 2007.08.05 22:01:00 -
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dude harsh... either you have metal in your fists or he's got fragile bones >.<
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Kappas.
Galaxy Punks O X I D E
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Posted - 2007.08.05 22:02:00 -
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Derovius Vaden
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Posted - 2007.08.05 22:04:00 -
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Originally by: Duckee Ok, the pretext is kinda odd: I was tellin him how I accidentally dropped one of my 35lb dumbbells and it landed on my cellphone and how I had to get a new one. He started jokin and said somethin like "you still hit like a girl" then told me to punch his arm as hard as I could... I did and it snapped the bone... oops...
So for future notice: dont tell someone to punch you as hard as they can.
What a pussy, how dare he break something without permission.
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The Pointless
Gallente Plastic Toys
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Posted - 2007.08.05 22:14:00 -
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You did what? (Ouch)
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Talos Vaden
Caldari Imperial Space Combat Corps
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Posted - 2007.08.05 22:19:00 -
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lol. Well, it's kinda his own fault really. Never invite pyshical hurt upon yourself, it's just a bad idea!
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hattifnatt
Gallente The Movement
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Posted - 2007.08.05 22:25:00 -
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He got owned!
Originally by: Nicholas Barker i tackled somebody in the middle of nowhere, and told them i wouldn't leave untill they stripped on web cam. Who wants the video?
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Calisto Cody
Minmatar The Black Swan Society
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Posted - 2007.08.06 11:51:00 -
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kinda cool, does he still think you hit like a girl?
"I just like ships that are symmetrical, not ships with 5 propulsion jets on one side and 3 on the other and than maybe one in another random spot." |
Victor Valka
Caldari Archon Industries
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Posted - 2007.08.06 12:06:00 -
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Originally by: Calisto Cody kinda cool, does he still think you hit like a girl?
Gals can have a nasty hook...
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Callente Riveara
Gallente Raddick Explorations Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2007.08.06 13:35:00 -
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Originally by: hattifnatt He got owned!
Broken Bowned
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ivar R'dhak
STK Scientific M. PIRE
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Posted - 2007.08.06 14:51:00 -
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I hope you know that you¦ll never hear the end of this.
Even when you¦re both 80 and sitting on the porch, he¦ll go: ¦Yo, old fart get up and fetch us some booze.¦ `Frack you, you get it.` ¦You broke my damned arm, man!¦
_ Mal-`Appears we got here just in a nick of time. What does that make us?¦ Zoe-¦Big damn heroes sir.¦ Mal-¦Aint we just.¦ |
Copine Callmeknau
Celestial Janissaries Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.06 14:57:00 -
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Utterly ******* owned, and also I rate this incident as epic win
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Originally by: Patch86 Depressing as hell though. By the end, you feel like someone's eaten your kitten.
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EvilPhog
Amarr Art of War Cult of War
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Posted - 2007.08.06 14:58:00 -
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Define "break" because I'm calling BS on a straight cleavage.
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April Ethereal
Beyond Divinity Inc
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Posted - 2007.08.06 15:01:00 -
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Originally by: EvilPhog cleavage
That's not a full sentence.
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Dawson
Caldari FATAL REVELATIONS FATAL Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.06 17:16:00 -
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Edited by: Dawson on 06/08/2007 17:20:57 Edited by: Dawson on 06/08/2007 17:16:56 My brother broke my Humerus
He challenged me to a arm wrestle, I never lose too many normally, unless there grossly bigger then me. so anyway I let him use his strongest arm, his left. He absolutely whooped me, it was if there was no resistance. To be fair I hadn't arm wrestled him in over 6 months and hes bulked up a lot recently, i should of known better.
Bare in mind this was my birthday, out with all my m8's, i'm lashed up and there all watching. I was like I'm not having this. So I asked him for another chance, he whooped me again. I really couldn't believe it, I never lose and hes never beat me.
Due to being stubborn, a sore loser and having all my mates watching I challenged him a 3rd time, gave it all my effort. Was starting to win... then "SNAP". Brother:"was that you or the table" me: "I donno" brother: "try move it". Flop!! that hurt quite a bit.
Anyway not good, spirally fractured my Humerus clean in two. Doctors say due to me not giving up when I should of done and bio-mechanics, straining my bones at weird angles also the alcohol blocking receptors that would normally tell me to stop. Been 2-3 months in plaster. 18 months till my arms fully healed :(.
Its safe to say I wont be arm wrestling ever again, even with my right, sod going through that again.
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Polka Dot
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Posted - 2007.08.07 02:52:00 -
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Originally by: Talos Vaden lol. Well, it's kinda his own fault really. Never invite pyshical hurt upon yourself, it's just a bad idea!
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lofty29
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.08.07 02:57:00 -
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Originally by: April Ethereal
Originally by: EvilPhog cleavage
That's not a full sentence.
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Danton Marcellus
Nebula Rasa Holdings
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Posted - 2007.08.07 03:00:00 -
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The obvious follow-up would be; 'Those who still think I hit like a girl raise their arms.'
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Tarquin Tarquinius
Gallente Escorts of Eve
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Posted - 2007.08.07 03:00:00 -
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Milk: It does a body good. ------
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Mercurye
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.08.07 12:12:00 -
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Males --~--~--~--~ ~NOTE: Freak~ |
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Derovius Vaden
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Posted - 2007.08.07 17:41:00 -
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Originally by: April Ethereal
Originally by: EvilPhog cleavage
That's not a full sentence.
I like this guy, he wins a cookie.
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Ceramik
Black Avatar Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.08.07 21:41:00 -
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Hit like a girl! Dude, my psycho ex-girlfriend gave me a couple black eyes before...
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Derovius Vaden
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Posted - 2007.08.07 21:42:00 -
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Originally by: Ceramik Hit like a girl! Dude, my psycho ex-girlfriend gave me a couple black eyes before...
If it had been me, her ass would have met the door, just like an unruly dog. If you can't act civily, I'll put you outside with the other animals.
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Captain Hudson
Caldari Intergalactic Space Defense Force THE R0CK
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Posted - 2007.08.08 01:30:00 -
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Originally by: Ceramik Hit like a girl! Dude, my psycho ex-girlfriend gave me a couple black eyes before...
lol u got beaten by a woman
Originally by: SPQRMocton
We would love to have a bunch of teenage pimple boys with no real pvp ability to fil our corpse yards
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Lay's Biatch
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Posted - 2007.08.08 01:52:00 -
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Layrex
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.08.08 01:53:00 -
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Edited by: Layrex on 08/08/2007 01:53:13 I might have broken this homeless guy's nose who attacked my friend last night when he told him to pi** off.
Well it bled alot anyway, here's hoping. Scumbag.
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Belloc Slunv
Amarr Slacker Industries Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.08.08 02:07:00 -
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Originally by: Derovius Vaden
Originally by: Ceramik Hit like a girl! Dude, my psycho ex-girlfriend gave me a couple black eyes before...
If it had been me, her ass would have met the door, just like an unruly dog. If you can't act civily, I'll put you outside with the other animals.
Then the cops get called and you get charged with domestic violence because she bruises easily. Hence why I'll never have a relationship again. ******* *****.
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