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dibblebill
Disciples of Night Dominion of Darkness
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Posted - 2011.04.08 14:48:00 -
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EDIT: Made a change.
In honor of my second child's birth expected in the next few months, I have decided to raffle off one of my cruisers. Its not just any cruiser, though. No, its a Gila.
No, not raffle off, that's the wrong word for it. I would never raffle off something so great as a Guristas ship.
So, here's how it will be given away. It will be given away on the day that my wife and I celebrate our child's birth. That is to say, we aren't sure yet. So, here's how you enter. Simply post in this thread telling me why you WANT a free Gila more than the next guy. Or the guy who posts before you. Or after you. Here in this thread. Even if you're a red, or someone who disagrees with me, the person with the most wit or validity (at my choosing) gets it.
It is housed in Rens VI-8.
I'll start.
"I think I deserve my own Gila because I'm pretty awesome." |
Calathea Sata
State War Academy
2151
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Posted - 2011.04.08 15:16:00 -
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Congratulations on your newborn. I have been wanting a Gila for some time but have not yet gotten one. Fate have driven me here; to celebrate your baby's new journey in life, I shall take the vessel as a gesture of wishing him or her to have a safe and enjoyable sail ahead. |
Half Cocked Jack
Pneumatic Athenaeum Aggregate
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Posted - 2011.04.08 15:35:00 -
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An image of Jack flickers on-screen, standing in a dark, rustic room beneath a replica of old-fashioned oil lantern. He looks down at the camera drone with a stern, impassive stare.
"I don't deserve a free Gila...but..."
Jack continues to stare at the drone for a few seconds, no sign of emotion on his hard, rugged face.
"...deserve's got nothing to do with it."
Jack fires an antique scatter-shot projectile weapon at the drone, ending the feed. |
Rek Jaiga
Crimson Path Shaktipat Revelators
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Posted - 2011.04.08 15:47:00 -
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Firstly, congratulations on the creation of life! It will be a joyous day, to be sure.
As for the Gila, I probably don't deserve one but I can assure you with me it won't become some hangar ornament. To get the thing out of Rens will require me to run from the cops which is a hell of a maiden voyage for a re-commissioned ship. |
Carcosa Hali
True Slave Foundations Shaktipat Revelators
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Posted - 2011.04.08 15:51:00 -
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Why I deserve a Gila:
Mostly, it has to do with awesomeness.. being awesome, you see.. it's a great responsibility.. Lots of weight on your shoulders all the time... Just look at my shoulders.. so weighted. Furthermore, there's the intense mental concentration that is required by awesomeness.. not just any old egger could pull it off... (see, I used the word Egger just now, that's proof of the awesome) This intense mental effort is of course mitigated a bit by the Sea, but still it's alot of work for just one person..
Finally, I promise to use my Gila to shoot Andy Ixirus, again and again and again.. and that would be... you guessed it.. Awesome. |
Rek Jaiga
Crimson Path Shaktipat Revelators
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Posted - 2011.04.08 15:56:00 -
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Carcosa Hali wrote: <Stuff>
Awesome!
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Nikita Alterana
Risen Angels
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Posted - 2011.04.08 16:15:00 -
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Okay okay fine, I really hate begging, but since you're handing out the ship...I deserve one because its a very nice boat, and I'm sorta strapped for cash for shiny toys like this. I'd love to be able to have a new shiny toy. |
dibblebill
Disciples of Night Dominion of Darkness
6
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Posted - 2011.04.08 16:41:00 -
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Amended the rules so it merely says "WANT" the Gila. My wife is a Gurista loyalist, yes, so that is the reason for the ship choice. Also, I'll be posting the winner and my reasoning here once our baby is born (along with its gender!)
I've been called a lot of things. A liar isn't one of them. ;) |
Akrasjel Lanate
Black Thorne Corporation Black Thorne Alliance
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Posted - 2011.04.08 16:44:00 -
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Why I deserve a Gila:
It's simple i need to combat other capsullers in something. |
Marenteius
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
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Posted - 2011.04.08 17:45:00 -
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I want the Gila because its shiny, and it makes stuff easier to blow up, and thats just wonderful.... that and the fact that its free... |
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Calathea Sata
State War Academy
2151
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Posted - 2011.04.08 17:49:00 -
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Are you going to change the rules again? |
dibblebill
Disciples of Night Dominion of Darkness
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Posted - 2011.04.08 18:21:00 -
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Negatory. |
ValentinaDLM
Zaratha Zarati Shaktipat Revelators
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Posted - 2011.04.08 19:49:00 -
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I want a Gila that way I can keep shooting at falcons, blackbirds, rooks, widows and griffins once I get jammed. Drones are really lovely for that.
BTW, If you ever hear me yell "lonestar!" in local, you know I have been jammed. It is a phrase that represents my frustration. |
Myrhial Arkenath
Ghost Festival Naraka.
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Posted - 2011.04.08 20:22:00 -
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Why I should get the Gila? Well, that way my collection of pirate ships will before more of a general one, and less just Angel ships.
That said, congratulations to you and your wife. |
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