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Cloora
APEX Unlimited APEX Conglomerate
60
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Posted - 2012.01.18 00:56:00 -
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So I'm doing carebear stuff in Jita when my wife tells me she needs the computer to log into her work computer remotely. I'm kinda angry since I swear she is doing it to get me off of EVE. I set the autopilot to a high sec station next to the low sec system I live in and I walk away. I come back 30 minutes later and see my Rhea sitting safely in station. However, something is wrong. Why is there only 3 people in local? I look closer, I'm docked in low sec.
I am both angry that I set the AP to my low sec station and excited that my 4 billion ISK ship is alive.
I'm so conflicted right now. But rest assured if I lost that ship I would have blamed my wife... CEO and Major ShareholderAPEX ConglomerateMaker of Starsi softdrinks and Torped-Os! Cereal http://www.altaholics.blogspot.com
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Lykouleon
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
432
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Posted - 2012.01.18 01:02:00 -
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What a riveting tale! Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER SO I CAN HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD
WIdot Director of Quality Control and Ironically Signing My Title to Posts To Make People ~mad~ |
Evolution1979
The Corporation Incorporated The Revolution.
10
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Posted - 2012.01.18 11:45:00 -
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you should really beat your wife to a bloody pulp Eve before her work, no really |
Rasz Lin
42
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Posted - 2012.01.18 14:44:00 -
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4B isk = ~ $100 get on Craiglist and buy her used laptop |
Feligast
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
973
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Posted - 2012.01.18 21:03:00 -
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There are things called "cynos"you can use in low sec. You should look into one. |
IGNATIUS HOOD
Zephyr Corp
262
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Posted - 2012.01.18 21:44:00 -
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Cloora wrote:So I'm doing carebear stuff in Jita when my wife tells me she needs the computer to log into her work computer remotely. I'm kinda angry since I swear she is doing it to get me off of EVE. I set the autopilot to a high sec station next to the low sec system I live in and I walk away. I come back 30 minutes later and see my Rhea sitting safely in station. However, something is wrong. Why is there only 3 people in local? I look closer, I'm docked in low sec.
I am both angry that I set the AP to my low sec station and excited that my 4 billion ISK ship is alive.
I'm so conflicted right now. But rest assured if I lost that ship I would have blamed my wife...
Wife Agrro = Worst Aggro... (Example, last night)
"Come watch biggest loser with me..."
"uhm no..."
"But we never talk and all you do is play that stupid game..."
"uhm no..."
"Don't you love me anymore...?"
"uhm.. yes?"
Sitting on my ass watching TV for 3 hours every night is okay. Sitting on my ass playing Eve every few nights is frowned upon in this establishment. I hate to break it to my wife but frankly the narrative is better in EVE and my lamest story about EVE is like Chaucer compared to drivel she watches on TV.
Back to you OP. If you had 9 lives, you done gone and spent them all. Enjoy your lucky break becuase you and I both know its just that. A break. In EVE everyone's clock strikes midnight eventually. And get the missus her own laptop. 'perfer et obdura; dolor hic tibi proderit olim'
Be patient and tough; some day this pain will be useful to you. |
Lady Spank
Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
1030
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Posted - 2012.01.18 22:05:00 -
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Blaming others for your own stupidity is disgusting. (a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) |
Cap'n Pootis Sitoop
General Public Warsmiths.
0
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Posted - 2012.01.18 22:16:00 -
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women! |
clamslayer
Aliastra Gallente Federation
16
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Posted - 2012.01.19 01:23:00 -
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losing that ship would have made verbal and physical abuse reasonable. |
TheButcherPete
Titan Inc. Bloodbound.
35
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Posted - 2012.01.19 01:41:00 -
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clamslayer wrote:losing that ship would have made verbal and physical abuse reasonable.
Not. even. once.
/me snugglehump you long time GÖÑ
~ I AM PETEBBA |
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IGNATIUS HOOD
Zephyr Corp
266
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Posted - 2012.01.19 02:05:00 -
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Lady Spank wrote:Blaming others for your own stupidity is disgusting.
I think blaming others for your stupidity is the height of good management. I'm actually blaming you right now for a number of things. 'perfer et obdura; dolor hic tibi proderit olim'
Be patient and tough; some day this pain will be useful to you. |
Lownah
SniggWaffe EVE Corporation 123566322353
4
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Posted - 2012.01.19 03:58:00 -
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Feligast wrote:There are things called "cynos"you can use in low sec. You should look into one.
Did you even read his post? He wasn't intending to go to lowsec, but to the neighbouring highsec system.
Also, prices for fuel are ridiculously high in case you didn't know. Which would be unlikely, since your alliance is the cause of the sharp increase in cost. |
Blackcamper
The Condemned and Convicted
33
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Posted - 2012.01.19 09:23:00 -
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Lownah wrote:Feligast wrote:There are things called "cynos"you can use in low sec. You should look into one. Did you even read his post? He wasn't intending to go to lowsec, but to the neighbouring highsec system. Also, prices for fuel are ridiculously high in case you didn't know. Which would be unlikely, since your alliance is the cause of the sharp increase in cost.
Ok if you have a jf. And you have a problem about what the fule cost then you have to sell it.
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Tauren Tom
Order of the Silver Dragons Silver Dragonz
39
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Posted - 2012.01.19 12:14:00 -
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Blackcamper wrote:Lownah wrote:Feligast wrote:There are things called "cynos"you can use in low sec. You should look into one. Did you even read his post? He wasn't intending to go to lowsec, but to the neighbouring highsec system. Also, prices for fuel are ridiculously high in case you didn't know. Which would be unlikely, since your alliance is the cause of the sharp increase in cost. Ok if you have a jf. And you have a problem about what the fule cost then you have to sell it.
This has nothing to do with the original post... Cyno would not change the story unless his wife figured out how to alt cyno ships suddenly.
Goons can't read. It's all from a script like Tech Support when you call Microsoft.
GO MINE GALLENTE ICE Naga stole my bike!
Talos, the official Pizza Wedge of the Gallente Federation. |
Keltaris Cesaille
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
8
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Posted - 2012.01.19 13:37:00 -
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I find the most amazing part of this story is the fact you have a wife.
Trololol |
Nathan Jameson
Talocan Dominion Talocan United
267
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Posted - 2012.01.19 13:41:00 -
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Once I set a destination on a high-sec island, and then placed a midway waypoint of the high right before the first low, and went afk, and when I came back, I was docked in the high sec island. And I was like huuuuhhh?? |
CoLe Blackblood
the united Negative Ten.
19
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Posted - 2012.01.19 14:17:00 -
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You can set autopilot to dock? Where have I been? |
Skippermonkey
Tactical Knightmare
320
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Posted - 2012.01.19 14:26:00 -
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IGNATIUS HOOD wrote:bunch of words Your wife should divorce you |
enterprisePSI
Unimatrix 0.1
66
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Posted - 2012.01.19 14:55:00 -
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Is your computer in the kitchen? The tears of the many, outweight the tears of the few. Or the one.
-«enterprise-psi |
Lady Ayeipsia
Di-Tron Heavy Industries Cascade Imminent
24
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Posted - 2012.01.19 15:16:00 -
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CoLe Blackblood wrote:You can set autopilot to dock? Where have I been?
Cruicble had some interesting features. If you specify a station, auto pilot will now take you to that station. You will warp 15km away then slow boat to docking range, then dock.
Also, if you select a stargate and click the jump button instead of the warp to button, you will warp to the stargate, then jump through. Oh the lemmings that feature must generate and I am surprised we haven't seen a comic yet raging about the warp to and jump button differences. |
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GreasyCarl Semah
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
6
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Posted - 2012.01.19 15:51:00 -
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What was your wife doing out of the kitchen? I can't believe you let her read and write, now there is no telling what is going to happen. |
Waylan Yutani
The Ghost Division
14
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Posted - 2012.01.19 18:11:00 -
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Cloora wrote:So I'm doing carebear stuff in Jita when my wife tells me she needs the computer to log into her work computer remotely. I'm kinda angry since I swear she is doing it to get me off of EVE. I set the autopilot to a high sec station next to the low sec system I live in and I walk away. I come back 30 minutes later and see my Rhea sitting safely in station. However, something is wrong. Why is there only 3 people in local? I look closer, I'm docked in low sec.
I am both angry that I set the AP to my low sec station and excited that my 4 billion ISK ship is alive.
I'm so conflicted right now. But rest assured if I lost that ship I would have blamed my wife...
Take it from someone who is an eve addict; I have no idea why she's still with you because frankly; You sir, are an idiot. Thats all, good day |
Cloora
APEX Unlimited APEX Conglomerate
61
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Posted - 2012.01.19 19:22:00 -
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The misogynist attitudes in this thread are hilarious! But to some of the others. I am not saying blaming my wife would have been logical or the right thing to do, I would have been so mad at myself for making the mistake it would be the proper human over reaction to blame someone else.
If my wife wasn't going to get on the purse I would have cynoed the Rhea directly into low sec. But since she was getting on I didn't have time to babysit my cyno kessie. CEO and Major ShareholderAPEX ConglomerateMaker of Starsi softdrinks and Torped-Os! Cereal http://www.altaholics.blogspot.com
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Thomas Abernathy
Viziam Amarr Empire
49
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Posted - 2012.01.19 20:17:00 -
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Troll, 2-10.
No one will believe a cross-dresser would let his wife use his computer....
"Fighting CCD since 2139" |
Drake Draconis
Nexus Advanced Technologies Fidelas Constans
250
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Posted - 2012.01.19 20:27:00 -
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Cloora wrote:So I'm doing carebear stuff in Jita when my wife tells me she needs the computer to log into her work computer remotely. I'm kinda angry since I swear she is doing it to get me off of EVE. I set the autopilot to a high sec station next to the low sec system I live in and I walk away. I come back 30 minutes later and see my Rhea sitting safely in station. However, something is wrong. Why is there only 3 people in local? I look closer, I'm docked in low sec.
I am both angry that I set the AP to my low sec station and excited that my 4 billion ISK ship is alive.
I'm so conflicted right now. But rest assured if I lost that ship I would have blamed my wife...
Only an idiot would use auto pilot.
Enjoy finding a way to get out of that little situation. |
IGNATIUS HOOD
Zephyr Corp
271
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Posted - 2012.01.19 20:32:00 -
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Skippermonkey wrote:IGNATIUS HOOD wrote:bunch of words Your wife should divorce you
It would sure free up time to play EVE.
I never expect anyone to value what I value as a hobby. But I except them to respect the choice I make. Being a good provider, father, husband, is in fact possible while at the same time devoting time to a hobby.
Baseless assessments of someone else while they merely attempt to make light of a frustrating albeit humorous situation is not only pointless and adds nothing to the dicussion at hand but instead it makes you come of as a wanker.
I play EVE, I joke about wife agrro, ergo I'm a bad husband and should be divorced forthwtih.
Are you a wanker?
Based on this solitary post and your fundemental lack of anything resembling a point I would say the answer is obvious and therefore the question rhetorical. You are in fact, as it pertains directly to the thread in question and the discussion at hand, a wanker of the highest order. Were I so inclined I would give you the rank of wanker of the first degree. A red banner of wankers as it were.
If I was so inclined.
'perfer et obdura; dolor hic tibi proderit olim'
Be patient and tough; some day this pain will be useful to you. |
Princess Bride
Corripe Cervisiam Trade Consortium
136
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Posted - 2012.01.20 02:05:00 -
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Dear Ms. Cloora:
Corripe Cervisiam Trade Consortium is prepared to contract with you on the above-mentioned problem you have in your home. Please contact me in game for a competitive price quote for the proper care and treatment of your wife (assuming you modeled your avatar after her, and came fairly close).
Thank you, and I hope we can do business.
PB |
Ahrieman
Heretic Army Heretic Nation
13
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Posted - 2012.01.20 02:13:00 -
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Lownah wrote:Feligast wrote:There are things called "cynos"you can use in low sec. You should look into one. Did you even read his post? He wasn't intending to go to lowsec, but to the neighbouring highsec system. Also, prices for fuel are ridiculously high in case you didn't know. Which would be unlikely, since your alliance is the cause of the sharp increase in cost.
It only gets expensive when your idea of small gang PvP is hotdropping a dozen supers |
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CCP Phantom
C C P C C P Alliance
937
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Posted - 2012.01.20 11:00:00 -
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Inappropriate posts removed. Please stay polite and respectful, thank you. CCP Phantom - German Community Coordinator |
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Ynot Eyob
Nisroc Angels The Obsidian Front
32
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Posted - 2012.01.20 12:32:00 -
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Epic iv done the same. Went on a trip to pick up ore. Went to dinner and when i came back found my obelisk in low sec approcing another low sec gate 20 km off.
Not a 5b ship, but still.. Nisroc Angels Nisroc - Angel of Freedom Nisroc is known as "The Great Eagle".
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