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DarkTemplarCrimsonWolf
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Posted - 2007.09.05 10:28:00 -
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I wish to apply to Perkone. Reasons: *it looks to be a good corp; *unique support system; *downright interesting joining requirements :) :P; *want to join a decent corp with nice people in it, with 5-6 people around GMT+2 at least, with a cool ceo and well this looks to be the right one; *looking forward to wandering in low sec and 0.0 with corp gang mates and their allies.
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Cornucopian
Gallente Dutch Omega United Freemen Alliance
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Posted - 2007.09.05 10:29:00 -
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can anyone say spy?
repeat: s=p=y ----------------------------------------------- "post with your main. delete your alt, you sad little exploiting metagamer."
Originally by: Royaldo
complete win by Cornucopian!
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Lui Kai
Perkone
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Posted - 2007.09.05 10:32:00 -
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Edited by: Lui Kai on 05/09/2007 10:40:20
Originally by: DarkTemplarCrimsonWolf I wish to apply to Perkone. Reasons: *it looks to be a good corp; *unique support system; *downright interesting joining requirements :) :P; *want to join a decent corp with nice people in it, with 5-6 people around GMT+2 at least, with a cool ceo and well this looks to be the right one; *looking forward to wandering in low sec and 0.0 with corp gang mates and their allies.
As a member of Perkone, I wholeheartedly endorse this application. Chat log of my interview with DarkTemplarCrimsonWolf, expressing his interest to join and my answers to his questions, to follow soon.
PS: To everyone else....SHHH! ----------------
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Cornucopian
Gallente Dutch Omega United Freemen Alliance
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Posted - 2007.09.05 10:36:00 -
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lawl ----------------------------------------------- "post with your main. delete your alt, you sad little exploiting metagamer."
Originally by: Royaldo
complete win by Cornucopian!
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Lui Kai
Perkone
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Posted - 2007.09.05 10:59:00 -
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Having been sitting in the "Recruitment" channel for several days now, someone asked how I would go about recruiting.
My reply was to say "Perkone now recruitng - over 23 settled systems, several hundred members, and absolutly NO leadership drama. Apply today!"
This, apparently caught DarkTemplarCrimsonWolf's eye, and he convoed me. Didn't manage to snag the entire log before DT, but posting the most salient bits here, as promised.
[10:08:10] DarkTemplarCrimsonWolf > support systems for corp members ? curios [10:09:04] Lui Kai > Oh, we've got all kinds of good ****. Like I said - over 23 systems settled with outposts built inside. If you get a 6.7 standing or higher with the corp, you get a 0 refine rate. Jump clones once you're promoted to 8.0 standing. [10:09:08] Lui Kai > We even have our own NPC agents :)
[10:13:14] DarkTemplarCrimsonWolf > you guys would help me out by providing me with a geddon or standard apoc at the start then me working off my debt in missions and ratting? [10:14:03] Lui Kai > Well, the corp uses a "loyalty point" system to hand out rewards, usually - and honestly, right now it's only Caldari ships that are available through that system. If you talk with the CEO, you may be able to convince him to expand it to Amarr ships. [10:14:07] Lui Kai > We're Amarr friendly :)
[10:14:43] DarkTemplarCrimsonWolf > /emote looks a bit at what you said [10:14:56] DarkTemplarCrimsonWolf > excuse me i think i gone a bit dumb from the yelling at my ceo [10:15:06] DarkTemplarCrimsonWolf > could you put it in simple english? [10:15:43] Lui Kai > Sure. Folks do stuff for the corp - hauling, ratting, whatever, and they get loyalty points. You can trade those points in for stuff. But right now, we (Perkone) only have Caldari stuff you can buy with the "points" [10:16:28] DarkTemplarCrimsonWolf > aham [10:16:28] Lui Kai > Navy issue ravens being one of the favorites to buy with the points :) [10:16:38] DarkTemplarCrimsonWolf > /emote drools [10:17:06] Lui Kai > But yeah, even if you don't fly Caldari - there's implants too. All the way up to +5s. [10:17:36] Lui Kai > Of course, there is the small matter of what I said earlier: We do require a VERY strict show of loyalty, to get into Perkone. One thing in very particular that you have to do.
At which point, I directed him to make this post - so the public at large could be aware that this pilot belongs to Perkone, and none other.
Having succeeded admirably, his next task was as follows: [10:33:46] Lui Kai > First - go back to your character creation screen. Create a new character. It HAS to be Caldari, the bloodline HAS to be Achura, Ancestry HAS to be monks, the career HAS to be military, and the specialization HAS to be soldier. [10:34:03] Lui Kai > Next - Find a corp, ANY corp, and join them with that character. Then, all you have to do is say "Perkone rocks your socks!" in that corps chat, and quit that corp. [10:34:14] Lui Kai > If you do all that, perfectly, you'll be auto-accepted to Perkone :) [10:38:58] Lui Kai > But don't worry - after you're in, there's no more of this. Kinda just our way of keeping out the riff-raff. You know, newbs who can't tell an elite corp like Perkone from an NPC corp
I am awaiting his completion of this task. A few other bits of worth he and I shared:
[10:42:52] Lui Kai > Welp, I need to go handle some paperwork for the corp - post this chat log so everyone knows exactly what you're worth. You know, the usual run around :) [10:47:02] Lui Kai > Your worth comes across VERY CLEARLY from this conversation :) You're definatly in with Perkone.
[10:48:44] Lui Kai > Oh, I almost forgot - if anyone asks, the corp motto is "There's One Born Every Minute" - important to know. ----------------
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A wiseman
Vendetta Underground Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.09.05 11:11:00 -
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As a former Perkon boy (I think) you are definitly in for a surprise the support system for new players is quite friendly and thou i never spoke to the ceo i consder him to be unaturaly alof thou don't let that stop you if there's one thing corp chat in perkone isn't it's quiet
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Sinder Ohm
Infinite Improbability Inc Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2007.09.05 11:15:00 -
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HAHAHAHAHA
Originally by: Karanth Wimps play empire. Real men play in 0.0. Hardcore masochists live out in drone space.
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Tsia
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Posted - 2007.09.05 11:21:00 -
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Well, this guy joined us and disappeared without notice =\
...Enjoy Perkone ^_~
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Lui Kai
Perkone
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Posted - 2007.09.05 11:23:00 -
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To those trolling this thread: I must be frank. Perkone IS a member of one of the 4 largest alliances in game. Trying to steal away our recruit with your wild promises will result in stiff retribution.
A man like DarkTemplarCrimsonWolf deserves a corp like Perkone, and none other. ----------------
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Tsia
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Posted - 2007.09.05 11:26:00 -
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Edited by: Tsia on 05/09/2007 11:25:58 Dude, don't make me have to war dec Perkone...
*edit - forgot the ^_~
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Lui Kai
Perkone
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Posted - 2007.09.05 11:37:00 -
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Bring your war! Perkone stands ready! Perkone stands firm! Perkone stands with possibly the largest fleet of agent-fitted battleships and logistics haulers available! ----------------
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Tsia
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Posted - 2007.09.05 11:39:00 -
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LOGISTICS HAULERS?
Damn...I retract my threat...sorry.
/me begs for forgivness
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Nexus Kinnon
Synthetic Frontiers
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Posted - 2007.09.05 13:26:00 -
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Edited by: Nexus Kinnon on 05/09/2007 13:26:44 o/ DarkTemplar
He joined my corp then left for a corp my alt had once spied in.. And pshaw to your logistics haulers, I fly a retriever OF DOOM.
EDIT: my sig is way too big
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Lui Kai
Perkone
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Posted - 2007.09.05 13:31:00 -
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Edited by: Lui Kai on 05/09/2007 13:34:20 Retriever of doom you say?
When we waken from our 4 year slumber of agenting and alt-hauling - you, sir, shall be the first to taste our wrath!
As a postscript: DarkTemplar caught on to the joke sometime during downtime. He contacted me, and cordially retracted his application. Then the conversation swung round to my naughty bits and things he hoped to do with them repeatedly, so I closed the window.
I have a mighty empire to run here, afterall. ----------------
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Tsia
Synthetic Frontiers
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Posted - 2007.09.05 14:27:00 -
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LOL. JUST caught on... *sigh* But seriously, that Retriever of Doom has laughed in the face of several capital fleets.
"*want to join a decent corp with nice people in it, with 5-6 people around GMT+2 at least, with a cool ceo and well this looks to be the right one"
Thanks for the LOLs Darktemplarlongname <3.
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Nexus Kinnon
Synthetic Frontiers
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Posted - 2007.09.05 15:39:00 -
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And anyway, the retriever of doom is just what we show the tourists... When we mean business, I just whip out my BattleBadgerÖ and people step down.
Still, shame DarkTemp-fag caught on, would have been funny...
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Elvarien
Caldari Legion of Corpses Federation Of united Corps
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Posted - 2007.09.05 16:50:00 -
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epic. >--- Witty banter. |
DarkTemplarCrimsonWolf
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Posted - 2007.09.05 19:50:00 -
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Edited by: DarkTemplarCrimsonWolf on 05/09/2007 19:54:19 My pleasure guys, this little *chokes Lui Kai* got me to do 12 system jumps, bout half way there i kinda realized what stunt he was pulling and by then i was already posting my application so... why not go along with it .
Btw Nex i know some people who just love homophobic people(templa-fag), wanna meet em?
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Arkios Odymei
D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.09.05 20:00:00 -
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heh that was a good laugh.
Thanks for being a good sport, Dark Templar etc.
Hope you find a decent (non-npc) corp. (hint- go to the recruitment section of this forum) ------------------------------------------------------------------
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Tsia
Synthetic Frontiers
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Posted - 2007.09.05 22:32:00 -
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Edited by: Tsia on 05/09/2007 22:35:17 Hey, "-fag" here means cigarette ;)
so he could be saying DarkTemplarCigarette
Don't be so presumptious
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Nexus Kinnon
Synthetic Frontiers
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Posted - 2007.09.06 13:46:00 -
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Bah, my awesome sig got nerfed.. Sig removed. Please keep sigs to 400x120 pixels and 24000 bytes in size or less. -Kaemonn MS-Paint is the tool of Gods. |
Kalazar
Amarr Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.09.06 13:56:00 -
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I <3 This thread ----------------------------------------------
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Avery Fatwallet
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Posted - 2007.09.06 14:27:00 -
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Originally by: Lui Kai Having been sitting in the "Recruitment" channel for several days now, someone asked how I would go about recruiting.
My reply was to say "Perkone now recruitng - over 23 settled systems, several hundred members, and absolutly NO leadership drama. Apply today!"
This, apparently caught DarkTemplarCrimsonWolf's eye, and he convoed me.
thats a bit like how the good simpsons episodes start.
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