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Morkus Rex
Fors Fortis
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Posted - 2007.09.18 11:15:00 -
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Nice one
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Jaedan Chantes
LiveTech Cold Fusion Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.09.18 12:10:00 -
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Pure Amazingness --- "Dear CCP,
Could you change the name of the game to EvE - Offline ?" |
Thanos Draicon
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Posted - 2007.09.18 13:32:00 -
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Originally by: Kirjava
Originally by: Akita T
Originally by: Kirjava
Originally by: Akita T No, no, he clearly said Jita "shoots off into the dark Icelandic sky"
Erm....Codwars 2?....
Ungh, Jita, London ?
I was implying that UK did a first strike on Iceland over North Sea fish.... Thats right - MI5 hax0red Jita and set it for overload
Well, the truth is that the Jita server is was located in Iceland, connected by a fiber-optic line running from Iceland to the UK. Storing it with the other servers was too dangerous, because if the seal is broken it could have quickly infected the others with it's evil. It had to be contained somewhere where CCP could keep a very close eye on it. Wouldn't want some intern accidentally unplugging the containment field, would you?
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Morrow Disca
Macrocosm Advanced Industries
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Posted - 2007.09.18 13:41:00 -
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Great story, could have used more hamsters....
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Yao Shiu
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Posted - 2007.09.18 14:17:00 -
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to the CCPMobile! *cue batman-esque spinning eve logo*
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Blacksilk
Caldari Absolutely No Return
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Posted - 2007.09.18 15:20:00 -
[36]
HAHA! That was brilliant!
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Patch86
Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2007.09.18 15:31:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Prism X There's no such thing as playing too much EvE! You all obviously need more accounts! |
Frug
Zenithal Harvest 101010 Alliance
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Posted - 2007.09.18 16:30:00 -
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Quote: With a frantic cry to his fellow CCPers John Proctor yells, "Get down, now!"
I know of only one actor fit for John Proctors role.
- - - - - - - - - Do not use dotted lines - - - - - - - If you think I'm awesome, say BOOO BOOO!! - Ductoris Neat look what I found - Kreul Hey, my marbles |
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CCP Eris Discordia
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Posted - 2007.09.18 16:38:00 -
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Why is this Eris appearing out of nowhere and scantily-clad?
Otherwise, nicely done
Pink Dread has been hijacked
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CCP Prism X
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Posted - 2007.09.18 16:57:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Eris Discordia Why is this Eris appearing out of nowhere and scantily-clad?
At least you're not the one dead in the first paragraph... from unexplained causes!
Wait... two can play that game! Once there was a guy called Thanos Draicon. He was contemplating crossing the road when a smoldering piece of electronics equipment fell from the sky and hit him smack-dab in his head. There was lots of blood and gore. ...and then he logged into EVE and realized his Maelstrom had turned into a giant secure, air-proof, container
Hah! Vengeance is sweet!
~ Prism X EvE Lead Database Developer, Relocating your character to a cozy, giant secure container since 2006. |
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jam6549
Cold Blooded Killers
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Posted - 2007.09.18 17:10:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Prism X
Originally by: CCP Eris Discordia Why is this Eris appearing out of nowhere and scantily-clad?
At least you're not the one dead in the first paragraph... from unexplained causes!
Wait... two can play that game! Once there was a guy called Thanos Draicon. He was contemplating crossing the road when a smoldering piece of electronics equipment fell from the sky and hit him smack-dab in his head. There was lots of blood and gore. ...and then he logged into EVE and realized his Maelstrom had turned into a giant secure, air-proof, container
Hah! Vengeance is sweet!
that aint nice
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Thanos Draicon
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Posted - 2007.09.18 17:40:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Eris Discordia Why is this Eris appearing out of nowhere and scantily-clad?
Otherwise, nicely done
I felt like you deserved to be included but didn't think of that until late in the story. So I inserted you as I deemed appropriate.
Originally by: CCP Prism X
Originally by: CCP Eris Discordia Why is this Eris appearing out of nowhere and scantily-clad?
At least you're not the one dead in the first paragraph... from unexplained causes!
Wait... two can play that game! Once there was a guy called Thanos Draicon. He was contemplating crossing the road when a smoldering piece of electronics equipment fell from the sky and hit him smack-dab in his head. There was lots of blood and gore. ...and then he logged into EVE and realized his Maelstrom had turned into a giant secure, air-proof, container
Hah! Vengeance is sweet!
HEY! You're not allowed to look up what ships I own...are you?
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Thurisaz Prizma
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Posted - 2007.09.18 17:50:00 -
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Oh dear god, this was probably the most awesome thing I've read. Sticky this now.
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Patch86
Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2007.09.18 17:53:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Eris Discordia Why is this Eris appearing out of nowhere and scantily-clad?
Otherwise, nicely done
Its sci-fi. What good would sci-fi be without scantily clad women? ------
Originally by: CCP Prism X There's no such thing as playing too much EvE! You all obviously need more accounts! |
Asatira
54th Knights Templar Dark Matter Coalition
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Posted - 2007.10.06 18:46:00 -
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Edited by: Asatira on 06/10/2007 18:47:46 I know thread necromancy is wrong and I'd usually hate this sort of necromancy myself. But with this saturdays Jita jive I just had to do it. I hope this is white necromancy since the story is brilliant. I think we also have new record on the number of pilots in a system without the node crashing!
"Dear players. Jita starsystem is currently causing players to become stuck. Please avoid this system in your travels if possible. --- The GM Team"
1246 pilots in jita system
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NoLSolid
Gallente Through the Ashes of Empires
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Posted - 2007.10.06 19:08:00 -
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LOL Good stuff! ---
You and I are mortal but Rock and Roll will NEVER die!
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Rana Ash
Minmatar Aeon Trinity
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Posted - 2007.10.06 19:22:00 -
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Crivens!
Ļon Trinity is recruting, inquire within for details lyret dedreen
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Naervic
Gallente Brotherhood of the Shadows Momentum Alliance
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Posted - 2007.10.06 20:07:00 -
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I remember this, some good stuff. Seriously needs to be stickied and the title changed to "Problems with Jita? Read Here!" A worthy necro. =P
Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed filesize of 24000 bytes -Valorem ([email protected]) |
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CCP Explorer
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Posted - 2007.10.06 21:11:00 -
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Fabulous story!
Erlendur S. Thorsteinsson Software Director EVE Online, CCP Games |
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Haerana
The Republican Guard The Sundering
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Posted - 2007.10.06 21:25:00 -
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heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh ahhhhhhhhhhh hehehehehehehehehehehehe /dies from not being able to breathe while giggling Here comes the sig.............
Quickfit RIP Much love to the guys that let us test ship setups for so long. but now is the age of EFT! LONG LIVE EFT. |
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Karanth
Gallente Crazy 88's
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Posted - 2007.10.06 22:10:00 -
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Originally by: Asatira Edited by: Asatira on 06/10/2007 18:47:46 I know thread necromancy is wrong and I'd usually hate this sort of necromancy myself. But with this saturdays Jita jive I just had to do it. I hope this is white necromancy since the story is brilliant. I think we also have new record on the number of pilots in a system without the node crashing!
"Dear players. Jita starsystem is currently causing players to become stuck. Please avoid this system in your travels if possible. --- The GM Team"
1246 pilots in jita system
Hey, this isn't a necro, it's simply showing off one of the best pieces of fan fiction EVAH!
Someone get this into the Chronicles, STAT!
All that's left...
There is only one sig hijack that matters, the orginal and only member of the hijack squad. me. -Eris. ps Black russians are better then beer. Well, there's not many of *us* left! -Rauth
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Major Stormer
Caldari Copperhead Inc. Molotov Coalition
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Posted - 2007.10.06 22:13:00 -
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I'm lovin it.
Originally by: SirMolle Excuse me? BoB slave corp?
k, if thats what you wish, you just got your wish granted. Forever.
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Tortun Nahme
Minmatar Heimatar Services Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.10.06 22:18:00 -
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it isn't necromancy if the thread isn't even a month old...
also, I agree with the sticky idea, might teach the n00bs not to go there
Originally by: Akita T No, it's a trap ! I can tell from some of the modules and from seeing quite a few traps in my time...
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Louis DelaBlanche
Cosmic Odyssey YouWhat
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Posted - 2007.10.06 22:27:00 -
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made me giggle . Worth stickying for posterity.
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Cyan Nuevo
Dudes In Crazy Killing Ships
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Posted - 2007.10.08 16:28:00 -
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Haha, great! Finally literary talents being put to good use in the world. --- Proud Amarr pilot.
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Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2007.10.08 16:36:00 -
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I fully support this necro. ------------ Whiners - Unite! | Posting and You Tarminic - Forum Warfare Specialist. |
Thanos Draicon
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Posted - 2007.10.08 16:37:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic I fully support this necro.
As do I. --------------- Originally by: CCP Prism X Hey I have an idea: "Let's not endure any more of your spam for the weekend!" Enjoy your time away from our forums.
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