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Death Kill
Caldari direkte
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Posted - 2007.09.28 15:38:00 -
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Edited by: Death Kill on 28/09/2007 15:38:36
Originally by: Rialtor
Originally by: ry ry Edited by: ry ry on 28/09/2007 15:17:49
Originally by: Tortun Nahme she's also my neighbor and coworker
LOL, that's a classic post :).
edit : Anyhow OP, invite her to your place for a romantic evening where you play silent hill in the dark and listen to Gorgoroth
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Ethion
Soldiers of Woe Nihil-Obstat
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Posted - 2007.09.28 20:37:00 -
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Originally by: ArmedSolid ooooohhh use this ,, hey honey do you like army game,s? how about i jump in that ditch over there and you blow the hell out of me !!!
LOL awesome one liner Ill use that one time when Im wasted. But thanks to all you guys I really just needed positive affirmations from random folk to give me a bit of a push. I saw her last night and well I just went over and sat down without thinking about it and before I knew it I had to start talking. Things went pretty good and I got a movie date tonight and a kegger party tomorrow. thanks to all
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Auuroa
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Posted - 2007.09.28 20:39:00 -
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..... well that was supposed to be with my alt but i guess its to late now
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Sharupak
Minmatar Knights Of the Black Sun Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.09.28 20:46:00 -
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Dude, its a girl, not skydiving. She grew up in a ****ty home with parents strung out on prescribed zoloft. She is an estranged penguin of insecurity. Just go talk to her like you talk to other people. _______________________________________________ RuntimeError: ChainEvent is blocking by design, but you're block trapped. You have'll have to find some alternative means to do Your Thing, dude. |
Micheal Dietrich
Cynical Cartel
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Posted - 2007.09.28 20:51:00 -
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Nice legs, what time do they open?
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Thanos Draicon
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Posted - 2007.09.28 21:57:00 -
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Originally by: ry ry Edited by: ry ry on 28/09/2007 15:17:49
Originally by: Tortun Nahme she's also my neighbor and coworker
That is the best use of animated GIFs I've ever seen. Anywhere. ---------------
Originally by: CCP Prism X Hey I have an idea: "Let's not endure any more of your spam for the weekend!"
Enjoy your time away from our forums.
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Martin Mckenna
The Older Vision.
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Posted - 2007.09.28 22:01:00 -
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Originally by: DarkMatter Here's what you do:
See her, walk up to her, introduce yourself.
Say, Hi, my name is (your name here), if you're available to do so, I'd like to take you out for a coffee sometime.
If she says yes, ask her for a number.
If she says no, tell her you're sorry you bothered her.
Be polite, be yourself.
Don't try to think up some stupid ass one liner...
Keep it simple, and don't let your balls hide on you.
You have nads for a reason, use them!
you sir should not be playing an MMO
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InFlames Beyond
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Posted - 2007.09.29 02:24:00 -
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dude, just wip it out...
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Lady Evang
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Posted - 2007.09.29 06:40:00 -
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OMG!!! you can so tell you are a bunch of guys with more than half the freaking responses... O.K if you havent gotten to ask her out yet heres what to do, next time you see her in the caff. get her a soda canfy bar bag of chips w/e you notice she likes. then if you cant do it yourself get someone else to bring it to her and point you out as the person who is giving it to her. To make it a little more special add a little note not too long just something maybe inviting her to eat at your table sometime or something along those lines... DONT FORGET YOUR NAME! hope this helps huni. *side note* I had a guy do this to me in school its realy cute and sweet AND it worked!
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annoing
Amarr The Royal Guard Giant Space Amoeba
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Posted - 2007.09.29 08:10:00 -
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Edited by: annoing on 29/09/2007 08:16:12 Start wearing black clothes at night, with a balaclava. Buy nightvision goggles. Start following her, taking pictures. Start watching her undress/sleep/wake up. Try to assasinate the president as a way of proving your love and gaining her attention. Kidnap her, take to a lonely mountain shack where she will grow to understand and love your strange perverted needs and wishes. Murder all of her friends sending her into a frenzied panic and then rescue her from that fear so she falls in love with your heroic nature.
Or
just grow some balls and go speak to her. The worst that can happen is that she says no. If that happens you move on and you stop wondering 'if', which is the worst part of love or infatuation.
EDIT: Maybe I should have read all the posts before posting... he has a date. Oh well, just be yourself, dont bull****, look her in the eye when she speaks, compliment her looks. At the end of the date, thank her for being a wonderful companion and ask her if she would like a second date. If she says yes tell her you'll plan it soon and get back to her, dont push it. Most of all, have fun and relax. Do that and if she likes you she will fall over herself looking for another go.
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MrTriggerHappy
Caldari Interstellar eXodus R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2007.09.29 11:12:00 -
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Originally by: annoing Edited by: annoing on 29/09/2007 08:16:12 Start wearing black clothes at night, with a balaclava. Buy nightvision goggles. Start following her, taking pictures. Start watching her undress/sleep/wake up. Try to assasinate the president as a way of proving your love and gaining her attention. Kidnap her, take to a lonely mountain shack where she will grow to understand and love your strange perverted needs and wishes. Murder all of her friends sending her into a frenzied panic and then rescue her from that fear so she falls in love with your heroic nature.
You want him to be Sam fisher? --------------------------------
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Dec V
Minmatar Greenspring
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Posted - 2007.09.29 19:47:00 -
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Get your ***** out and shake it around in a circle while screaming TOAST
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SoftRevolution
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Posted - 2007.09.29 20:04:00 -
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Originally by: MrTriggerHappy
Originally by: annoing Edited by: annoing on 29/09/2007 08:16:12 Start wearing black clothes at night, with a balaclava. Buy nightvision goggles. Start following her, taking pictures. Start watching her undress/sleep/wake up. Try to assasinate the president as a way of proving your love and gaining her attention. Kidnap her, take to a lonely mountain shack where she will grow to understand and love your strange perverted needs and wishes. Murder all of her friends sending her into a frenzied panic and then rescue her from that fear so she falls in love with your heroic nature.
You want him to be Sam fisher?
Sam Fisher wore trousers
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Kaeten
Hybrid Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.09.29 20:11:00 -
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Originally by: ry ry Edited by: ry ry on 28/09/2007 15:17:49
Originally by: Tortun Nahme she's also my neighbor and coworker
Iwish my corp would stop dieing... |
Kaeten
Hybrid Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.09.29 20:13:00 -
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be yourself, at a mutal place go talk to her. Or when shes doing womething that you could give advice on or help out on. The first seious response was one of the best ones I think.
Think of it like this, if you **** up, you **** up. Everyone has ****** up, jsut don't think about it. Be yourself, you can't be nervous otherwise it will be embarrassing.
As said before, confidence = ftw. gl man.
Iwish my corp would stop dieing... |
Malcanis
High4Life SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2007.09.29 21:56:00 -
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Originally by: Tortun Nahme just for the record my previous post was for comedy's sake only
the girl I'm currently interested in is dating, so I am busy sabotaging her b/f anyway
(in my defence, he is a racist, sexist pig and she has admitted to only dating him because he has a car )
Um, if she'd date a racist sexist pig just because he has a car, why are you interested in her?
Rent a car that's better than the RSP's, use it to impress this tart so she'll shag you, then dump her on the way back to the Hertz office.
CONCORD provide consequences, not safety; only you can do that. |
Bamford
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Posted - 2007.09.29 22:03:00 -
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Originally by: ry ry Edited by: ry ry on 28/09/2007 15:17:49
Originally by: Tortun Nahme she's also my neighbor and coworker
Christ that was ****in epic
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Tamia Clant
New Dawn Corp New Eden Research
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Posted - 2007.09.29 22:10:00 -
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Originally by: Bamford
Originally by: ry ry Edited by: ry ry on 28/09/2007 15:17:49
Originally by: Tortun Nahme she's also my neighbor and coworker
Christ that was ****in epic
I have to agree.
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Sir Heavy
Dragonian Freelancers Academy
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Posted - 2007.09.29 23:08:00 -
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Originally by: Mr Jay Confidence = win.
Competence is as important. I hate to dissapoint you Auuroa, it won't happen with that girl.
Unless:
What you can do is give her an enthousiastic "HEYYY Katieee!" every time you see her! Like she's been your best friend or something. You remind her that you have indeed remembered her, its a statement that you like seeing her and she'll see you as the well groomed guy, now do it confidently looking into her eyes, maintain eye-contact, be relaxed! Then she'll may come to you, or it will make a conversation less akward when you see her, plus: you've Displayed: You're fun to be with. (one of the characteristics of the alpha male, yada yada alpha male again...)
Unless there's allways that small chance of you overcoming your fear of stepping up to that group of friends. Open it up with a opinion-opener and false time constraint (common one is: Hey, i've gotta go real soon, but I needed a girls opinion on something...) - My mate is getting a Wallaby what ya think? - My mate is keeping pictures of his ex-girlfriend under his bed what ya think? - etc. Women love to give their opinion on something.
And that's for the openers...
Convo me ingame if you want some more pointers. (I'm hardly ever on nowadays, don't hesitate when you see me logging on)
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Mardonius
Gallente Get out of the Kitchen Zzz
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Posted - 2007.09.30 00:36:00 -
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Edited by: Mardonius on 30/09/2007 00:44:52
Originally by: DarkMatter Here's what you do:
See her, walk up to her, introduce yourself.
Say, Hi, my name is (your name here), if you're available to do so, I'd like to take you out for a coffee sometime.
If she says yes, ask her for a number.
If she says no, tell her you're sorry you bothered her.
Be polite, be yourself.
Don't try to think up some stupid ass one liner...
Keep it simple, and don't let your balls hide on you.
You have nads for a reason, use them!
ABSOLUTE BULLCRAP!!!!!!!
Oh my god! I had to post because this being quoted as good advice makes me wretch. I personally couldn't think of a better way of appearing to be a whacked-out psychopath weirdo. The only way that plan would work is if she was desperate.
Think about it... What is it going to say to her if you randomly introduce yourself and ask her out? The whole thing is despicably superficial. What does that say about you? Nobody else does that, you must be abnormal, is what she might think. What kind of person asks girls out based on having seem them in the cafeteria? I'm not saying you shouldn't fancy them, just don't ask them out is all.
Playing the field is a minefield of social etiquette and convention. Granted her looks might be what got you interested and that's fine, but you're going to need more than that if you want to get anywhere. You need to establish some sort of basic relationship that you can build on. My advice is to find an opportunity to talk to her and take it, find a common interest/shared activity, etc. Once you have bonded with her THEN ask her out on a date, coffee, ice cream, or whatever. Besides, don't you want to know a little more about her before you go ahead and date her?
Just for the love of god don't intro and ask her out at the same time. What the ****!! I can't get over how offensively bad that idea is.
There is a caveat to my 'advice'. I'm a Brit, I take it you're an American by your vocab, so things may be different over there. But I doubt it. My advice is still definitely better than that **** I quoted.
EDIT:
Just read your update. Missed it earlier. Good to hear that things went well for you. Guess my post was kinda pointless in that case, but I think I'll leave it up anyway.
Originally by: ArmedSolid ooooohhh use this ,, hey honey do you like army game,s? how about i jump in that ditch over there and you blow the hell out of me !!!
success rate so far
,one one night stand ,
3 f*** of and die,s
and one flirt the vert phone number
Did you mean flirt divert from radio 1? That's classic. Always a good listen. Gotta say though, it's bad news if you know that number off by heart. |
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Sledge Hamma
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Posted - 2007.09.30 04:51:00 -
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Your subject line says it all -- Girls are trouble! That's why I strictly go for guys. Guys are less complicated and are usually interested in the one thing I'm interested in too. So, my advice -- forget about her and go out with her brother.
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Thanos Draicon
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Posted - 2007.09.30 05:02:00 -
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Originally by: Sledge Hamma Your subject line says it all -- Girls are trouble! That's why I strictly go for guys. Guys are less complicated and are usually interested in the one thing I'm interested in too. So, my advice -- forget about her and go out with her brother.
A fascinating point, but I am more a fan of vaginas, which guys do not possess. ---------------
Originally by: CCP Prism X Hey I have an idea: "Let's not endure any more of your spam for the weekend!"
Enjoy your time away from our forums.
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Edsel
Dominus Nihil Development
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Posted - 2007.09.30 05:51:00 -
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Mine keep finding me so mehà
If you arenÆt comfortable enough to talk to this girl as it is whatÆs going to happen when you would need to on a date? If you do then more power to you, but if you do, open the dam doors. All of them.
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Rudy Metallo
The Bastards
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Posted - 2007.09.30 06:50:00 -
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Edited by: Rudy Metallo on 30/09/2007 06:52:23
Originally by: DarkMatter Here's what you do:
See her, walk up to her, introduce yourself.
Say, Hi, my name is (your name here), if you're available to do so, I'd like to take you out for a coffee sometime.
If she says yes, ask her for a number.
If she says no, tell her you're sorry you bothered her.
Be polite, be yourself.
Don't try to think up some stupid ass one liner...
Keep it simple, and don't let your balls hide on you.
You have nads for a reason, use them!
No.
Walk up to her, look her straight in the yes, and say "Nice shoes. Wanna ****?"
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Tecknoblaze
An Eye For An Eye Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.09.30 08:57:00 -
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Follow her into the bathroom and then say, "Hey baby, you come here often!?!" (With a heavy Italian accent. Also look around like you own the ******* place!)
It works everytime!
DON't believe the naysayers of one liners...all it takes is one strategically placed phrase that will land you the the key to the kingdom of her Underverse if u know what I'm saying! The space between the legs is much more valuable then the space between the ears! TRY APPEALING TO THAT! ------------------------------------ HEY! HEY! WHAT!!? WHAT?! WHAT!!! COME ON! WHAT!?! OH WHAT THE!?! WHAT?! OK! OK! Ok. Fine. WHAT COME ON MAN! WHAT?!!?
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Trovarion
Gallente Foundation R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2007.09.30 09:54:00 -
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Originally by: Tortun Nahme
(in my defence, he is a racist, sexist pig and she has admitted to only dating him because he has a car )
and you STILL want her?
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Jacques Archambault
Forum Moderator
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Posted - 2007.09.30 13:41:00 -
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Thread cleaned - these forums have a teen 13+ rating. Please keep it that way.
-Jacques
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