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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
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Posted - 2007.11.05 16:24:00 -
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You've heard the rumors. You've seen the aftermath. You know that I don't do **** at work. And you know that when I'm bored, I like to use my verbal IQ to write random and entertaining dribble on a forum of internet spaceships.
And you, good forum-goer, get to benefit from my insanity! For a small fee of ISK, I will write you a whine. That's right, you! This whine can be as random, illogical, and ridiculous as you want - the less sense you make, the better! In my capable hands and with your premise as my scalpel, I shall carve a whine out of a white hot block of highly-refined nerd rage.
Here are the specific rules: May Be Posted in any Forum Must obey the rules of whatever forum in which it is posted Must not contain any content that will get me warned or banned The Subject must be approved first; I have the right to deny a whine I find unsuitable Must be EVE Related No personal attacks except in good humor
These whines will be constructed and deployed in a timely manner, depending upon the volume of requests I am fulfilling at the time. Generally, expect a waiting period of no less than 72 hours. Any longer and you may cancel your request and have the right to be refunded any ISK sent in advance.
Pricing Specifics: 10 Million ISK base price (up to 4000 characters) 10 Million ISK for each additional 4000 characters 50% Surcharge for posting in CAOD (to recoup brain bleach costs)
Let the whines begin! ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in pink Forum Warfare |
Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
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Posted - 2007.11.05 16:25:00 -
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Edited by: Tarminic on 05/11/2007 16:28:25 Whines Completed So Far: 1. Shuttles - too fast? (Arranged via eve-mail) 2. CCP's Temperature - Objection! (Arranged via eve-mail) 3. High Sec Capitals - Playtoys of the Devs and Painful for Us (Request) 4. Doublas Adams, Clones, and the Failure of France (Request) 5. No EVE From Work? BOO! (Request) 6. Developer preference for certain members of the community (Request) 7. MC isn't out of the fight yet! But not in the way you think! (Special CAOD post!) 8. Passive Tanking and the Apocalypse of Battleship PvP (Request) 9. The Revival of Explorative RoleplayûBackdoor Bandit and Blackhole Bob (Arranged via eve-mail) 10. Haulers in Combat: How much is too much? (Arranged via eve-mail) 11. Revising Alliance Rule: A Solution for BoB and Goonswarm (Prematurely nerfed by Wrangler. ) 12. Fix Too Large EVE Fonts (Request) 13.Improve Forum Quality: Nerf Me (Arranged via eve-Mail) They DID nerf me...I now post in pink. 14. Split Weapon Systems: How Much is Too Much? (Arranged via eve-mail) 15. Help Encourage Punctual Acceptance of Sales and Purchases (Arranged via eve-mail) ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in pink Forum Warfare |
Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
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Posted - 2007.11.05 16:26:00 -
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(RESERVED FOR ADDITIONAL LISTINGS) ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in pink Forum Warfare |
Arvald
Caldari Tutela Of Obscurum
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Posted - 2007.11.05 16:27:00 -
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i hereby nominate tarminic for king of the forums ---------------------------
Originally by: eddie valvetino
little small voice in the back of my head i've ignored all summer now screams "BLOW SOMETHING UP!!!!!!!!! MOTHER ******!!!!!!"
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Barbaro55a
Caldari Os Lobos
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Posted - 2007.11.05 16:27:00 -
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Edited by: Barbaro55a on 05/11/2007 16:27:47 Possible first in an epic tread.
Edit, Grrrr
Originally by: ISD Valorem If someone has hurt you out of game then please talk to family, friends or Police (if necessary)
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Vitrael
Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2007.11.05 16:27:00 -
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Yes, you do spam and whine a lot.
Go away now?
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr Please Enter Password
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Posted - 2007.11.05 16:28:00 -
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Originally by: Arvald i hereby nominate tarminic for king of the forums
And others nominate me for president...Tarminic, we're gonna need to make some nation action going on here 'cause otherwise we'll have a problem of leadership
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
John McDuff
Caldari Jovian Labs Kinetic Maelstrom Alliance
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Posted - 2007.11.05 16:28:00 -
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hey! you're unpink-ed
--- "Everyone speaks of my drinking, but never of my thirst" Everyone can now start bowing down to me in an orderly fashion...
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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
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Posted - 2007.11.05 16:30:00 -
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Originally by: Vitrael Yes, you do spam and whine a lot.
Go away now?
If you strike me down, I shall only become stronger.
Originally by: Sheriff Jones
Originally by: Arvald i hereby nominate tarminic for king of the forums
And others nominate me for president...Tarminic, we're gonna need to make some nation action going on here 'cause otherwise we'll have a problem of leadership
That works. ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in pink Forum Warfare |
Barbaro55a
Caldari Os Lobos
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Posted - 2007.11.05 16:31:00 -
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Originally by: Sheriff Jones
Originally by: Arvald i hereby nominate tarminic for king of the forums
And others nominate me for president...Tarminic, we're gonna need to make some nation action going on here 'cause otherwise we'll have a problem of leadership
I do hope your going to get a Union going to limit the work hours Tar can do in one day.... I think he's overdoing it lately.
Originally by: ISD Valorem If someone has hurt you out of game then please talk to family, friends or Police (if necessary)
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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
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Posted - 2007.11.05 16:32:00 -
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Originally by: Barbaro55a I do hope your going to get a Union going to limit the work hours Tar can do in one day.... I think he's overdoing it lately.
I do actually have a significant backlog of requests at the moment. ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in pink Forum Warfare |
Snake Doctor
MacroIntel United Corporations Against Macros
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Posted - 2007.11.05 17:10:00 -
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I miss your pink.
Join Macrointel! |
Reticenti
The Antilles Legion Quantum Star Alliance
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Posted - 2007.11.05 17:15:00 -
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/me is said that there is no moar pink
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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
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Posted - 2007.11.05 17:56:00 -
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Indeed, the age of pink is over. Saddening as it is, the show must go on. ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in pink Forum Warfare |
omiNATION
Gallente Vanguard of the Ouroboros Nation
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Posted - 2007.11.05 18:03:00 -
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O_o the pink! it's gone!
[sig] EVE, basically an MMORPG with prison rules. [/sig] |
Cinimrat
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Posted - 2007.11.05 19:24:00 -
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I, someone who is certainly not Tarminic's alt, support this thread!
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Jenny Spitfire
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.11.05 19:49:00 -
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If this is really a good business, I also want to offer my services but at 3x of Tarminic for normal services and 5x for premium services. :)
I am a big fan of Tarm. --------- Technica impendi Caldari generis. Pax Caldaria!
Kali is for KArebearLIng. I 100% agree with Avon.
Female EVE gamers? Mail Zajo or visit WGOE.Public in-game. |
JamnOne
Amarr
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Posted - 2007.11.05 19:50:00 -
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Just want to say congrats on losing the pink. ________________________
Originally by: CCP Prism X Hah! Vengeance is sweet!
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Velodra Gison
Firing Squad Pure.
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Posted - 2007.11.05 19:56:00 -
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It was much better in pink.
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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
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Posted - 2007.11.05 21:16:00 -
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Originally by: JamnOne Just want to say congrats on losing the pink.
I kind of miss it really. ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in pink Forum Warfare |
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Karen Serasia
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Posted - 2007.11.05 21:24:00 -
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Same, as soon as my nooby hands amass 10 mil isk I'll be sure to give ya a call baby.
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SiJira
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Posted - 2007.11.05 22:07:00 -
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i support this service ____ __ ________ _sig below_ devs and gms cant modify my sig if they tried! _lies above_ CCP Morpheus was here Morpheus Fails. You need colors!! -Kaemonn [yellow]Kaem |
Shiner BockBeer
Go Go Gadget ForumPostingAlt
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Posted - 2007.11.05 22:15:00 -
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Edited by: Shiner BockBeer on 05/11/2007 22:15:31 You have an extra money-making opportunity here, Tarminic.
Add a pink text surchage!
**Edit ****** fingers.
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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
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Posted - 2007.11.06 14:30:00 -
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Originally by: Shiner BockBeer Edited by: Shiner BockBeer on 05/11/2007 22:15:31 You have an extra money-making opportunity here, Tarminic.
Add a pink text surchage!
**Edit ****** fingers.
Done. ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in pink Forum Warfare |
Maltitol
Gallente Tides of Silence Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2007.11.06 14:35:00 -
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Being one of Tarminic's customers x3, i will say that he is true to his word, completes the whines in a timely fashion, and after that 'nerf me' thread made my year with pure hilarity!
Good job Tarminic, you've got a happy customer here and once i pew pew a little more and put isk back in my wallet, maybe a few more classic whines will be on the way
Originally by: CCP Wrangler Well boohoo.
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CCP Prism X
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Posted - 2007.11.06 14:36:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic 10% Surcharge for pink text
*Whistles an innocent tune..*
~ Prism X EvE Perma-Meddling Database Developer, Relocating your character to a cozy, giant secure container since 2006. |
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Sister Impotentata
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2007.11.06 14:37:00 -
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Whines are only possible on EVE forums? You won't do an EVE related whine on a non-EVE forum? ----- TANSTAAFL
Originally by: Hostess Deconstructing the Twinkie is like trying to deconstruct the universe.
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Kirjava
Lothian Quay Industries Zzz
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Posted - 2007.11.06 14:39:00 -
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Being a customer 3 times oer - who else but me could demand a thread proving Michal Palin, Thatcher and France were to blame for the Douglas Adams Magi style server? I reccomend this service - given I sent money a while back for a post that never seemed to appear - could I commision in it's stead one about the ISD / Devs attacking the forums with a zeal unrivaled since Friday 13th in which the Knights Templar were wiped out? Yours partialy insanely, Kirjava.
Originally by: CCP Morpheus
Post with your alt.
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Rogue 2
Amarr
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Posted - 2007.11.06 15:18:00 -
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Wow. Making ISK for wriing other peoples' whines. You sir, are my hero.
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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
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Posted - 2007.11.06 15:20:00 -
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Originally by: Sister Impotentata Whines are only possible on EVE forums? You won't do an EVE related whine on a non-EVE forum?
I would be willing to whine on other forums if it's EVE related. In fact, one of my current projects is just that. ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in pink Forum Warfare |
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