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Slapdash
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.15 21:54:00 -
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Edited by: Slapdash on 15/11/2007 21:54:05
Originally by: Dr Kojak Goonies, you are a desease, always disturbing the peace, be a good bunch, and take a hunch, create your own rap-thread, please!
Dr Kojak Infinitus Odium
I resent your accusations of "not poetry" perhaps you should go to a remedial school of flowetry abandoning rap, because it is black shows a distinct lack of probity.
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Slapdash
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.15 22:13:00 -
[92]
The goon persecution myth gives us reason to exist were we to calm we'd see that we are wrong and go play with needles in a ditch
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Kagura Nikon
Minmatar MASS HOMICIDE Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.11.15 22:24:00 -
[93]
Please stop being biased don't loose time with accusation Enjoy this nice communication And wait a drama bomb be released
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vuoh
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.15 23:38:00 -
[94]
Originally by: Dr Kojak
Goons are awfully fast to accuse, others of crimes and abuse, let me say it clearer take a look in the mirror, maybe it will lenghten your fuse.
Dr Kojak Infinitus Odium
Oh but really you must jest if that's what you're trying to suggest For it is clear as sky to most it's you who keeps signing his post But even if forums your specialty ain't at least your dreads can target paint
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threeD
Amarr Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.15 23:40:00 -
[95]
Edited by: threeD on 15/11/2007 23:41:03 As i un-dock from the station, my artys a'blazin, My corpies start raving About the black screen its stayin!
We warp to the pos, 2 third our fleet lost, to engage at all costs, for God is my boss!
We sit and we plunder, as you bring the thunder, support fleets a tatter, oh what does it matter,
Stuck on the gate, activation to late, with 10mins to jump!? ccp chose your fate!
so Il turn on my hardeners, my boosters, my reppers, when i get home, il send you a letter
A postcard from Threed? has he got any better? hes stranded in curse! with tau ceti his debtor!
For he'l have his revenge, on those who mock, Flaunt my e-peen i will, Till i give you a shock
For il beat you down, untill you cry, Youl scream for forgiveness, whilst i look the sky
Regards, ThreeD
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CobraBytez
GoonFleet
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Posted - 2007.11.15 23:41:00 -
[96]
Originally by: threeD As i un-dock from the station, my artys a'blazin, My corpies start raving About the black screen its stayin!
We warp to the pos, 2 third our fleet lost, to engage at all costs, for God is my boss!
We sit and we plunder, as you bring the thunder, support fleets a tatter, oh what does it matter,
Stuck on the gate, activation to late, with 10mins to jump!? ccp chose your fate!
so Il turn on my hardeners, my boosters, my reppers, when i get home, il send you a letter
A postcard from Threed? has he got any better? hes stranded in curse! with tau ceti his debtor!
For he'l have his revenge, on those who mock, Flaunt my e-peen i will, Till i give you a shock
For il beat you down, untill you cry, Youl scream for forgiveness, whilst i look the sky
Regards, ThreeD
I bet you would have lived If you activated your cloak And target painter
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threeD
Amarr Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.15 23:48:00 -
[97]
Do you play this game? or is it a lie? Cloak with a lock? smart man, i sigh
To learn game machanics, should top your agenda, next time decease! use tutorial! i wont blame ya!
A painters must, For your torps to bust, to penetarte ur ass, and fulfil my lust!
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Freya Selene
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.15 23:50:00 -
[98]
Originally by: CobraBytez
I bet you would have lived If you activated your cloak And target painter
I urge you to stay on the OP, like everyone does Even if your only trying to discuss a POS. You might have gotten a single Church capital kill, but dont worry, soon we'll sent you the bill.
If you still have a bigger chest to beat, here are some nice Church statistics to read;
Alliance details - GoonSwarm Kills: 84 Losses: 828 Damage done (ISK): 6289.6M Damage received (ISK): 32096.78M Efficiency: 16.38%
With love and mutch praying, Freya Selene.
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CobraBytez
GoonFleet
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Posted - 2007.11.15 23:52:00 -
[99]
Edited by: CobraBytez on 15/11/2007 23:53:32 I am the game wizard Watch me cloak my dread
The t1 web stops the tower from running It does not get props
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Xrensa
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.15 23:57:00 -
[100]
Edited by: Xrensa on 15/11/2007 23:58:01 Edited by: Xrensa on 15/11/2007 23:57:42 Edited by: Xrensa on 15/11/2007 23:57:27
Originally by: CobraBytez
Originally by: threeD As i un-dock from the station, my artys a'blazin, My corpies start raving About the black screen its stayin!
We warp to the pos, 2 third our fleet lost, to engage at all costs, for God is my boss!
We sit and we plunder, as you bring the thunder, support fleets a tatter, oh what does it matter,
Stuck on the gate, activation to late, with 10mins to jump!? ccp chose your fate!
so Il turn on my hardeners, my boosters, my reppers, when i get home, il send you a letter
A postcard from Threed? has he got any better? hes stranded in curse! with tau ceti his debtor!
For he'l have his revenge, on those who mock, Flaunt my e-peen i will, Till i give you a shock
For il beat you down, untill you cry, Youl scream for forgiveness, whilst i look the sky
Regards, ThreeD
I bet you would have lived If you activated your cloak And target painter
To do justice to this burn, there are no words that can so we must use a macro of a
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threeD
Amarr Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.16 00:07:00 -
[101]
A web for the tower? Oh goodness you fool! its for stopping ur BS's Whilst i screw you all!
Ever shot a bs in a dread? without the web, ul not see it dead, for a nag cant tank, so thats why i gank,
To waste slots for cap to which a nag cant react when my reppers are wack, please learn how to smack!
tell me sir, What should i fit? a roid scanner? then with you may i sit? for a carebear you are, and thats all you'l be forever and onward you will bow to me!
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Xrensa
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.16 00:14:00 -
[102]
Edited by: Xrensa on 16/11/2007 00:14:00
Originally by: threeD A web for the tower? Oh goodness you fool! its for stopping ur BS's Whilst i screw you all!
Ever shot a bs in a dread? without the web, ul not see it dead, for a nag cant tank, so thats why i gank,
To waste slots for cap to which a nag cant react when my reppers are wack, please learn how to smack!
tell me sir, What should i fit? a roid scanner? then with you may i sit? for a carebear you are, and thats all you'l be forever and onward you will bow to me!
Free form poetry: You don't fit a web because Nags shield tank you stupid cum-dumpster.
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CobraBytez
GoonFleet
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Posted - 2007.11.16 00:15:00 -
[103]
Originally by: threeD A web for the tower? Oh goodness you fool! its for stopping ur BS's Whilst i screw you all!
Ever shot a bs in a dread? without the web, ul not see it dead, for a nag cant tank, so thats why i gank,
To waste slots for cap to which a nag cant react when my reppers are wack, please learn how to smack!
tell me sir, What should i fit? a roid scanner? then with you may i sit? for a carebear you are, and thats all you'l be forever and onward you will bow to me!
Your fit is a joke Your dread has a cloak
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Draven Stone
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.16 00:28:00 -
[104]
A church pilot thought he'd be witty, by posting some verse that was ****ty. CaptGordon was martyred, this thread is ********, and you put cloaks on your dreads. |
threeD
Amarr Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.16 00:34:00 -
[105]
Read Coad official post regarding the engagement and you'l have your explanation. This threads for poetry my dears, Please keep it that way and seek your explanations elseware if you cant keep up the pace ;)
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SteroBolic
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.11.16 02:26:00 -
[106]
Remember, remember the ides of November, The Goatse Treason and Plot, I know of no reason Why Goatse Treason Should ever be forgot.
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Pringlescan
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.16 02:27:00 -
[107]
There once was a goon in eve-0, He ****posted like no tomorrow One goatze Two Goazte Three goatze, and then he was gone like Smoske
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Big Monkey
DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.16 02:32:00 -
[108]
Once upon a thursday dreary, while I posted, weak and weary, Over a sensible and curious post of Captain Gordon-- While I nodded, teamspeak hosting, suddenly there came a posting, As of some one flaming and roasting, roasting in the War Room forum. "'Tis some director," I muttered, "posting in my War Room forum" Only this, and nothing more."
Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak November; And each ill-timed (small gang pvp) op Mittani wrought upon Captain Gordon. Eagerly I refreshed the forum;-- many had ****posted foul pics before him, But all that's left are posts lamenting in sorrow-- sorrow for the lost Cap'n Gordon-- For the rare and radiant****got/j**/****** whom the angels named Cap'n Gordon-- Postless on Eve-O evermore.
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Ungdall
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.16 02:36:00 -
[109]
Originally by: Freya Selene
Originally by: CobraBytez
I bet you would have lived If you activated your cloak And target painter
I urge you to stay on the OP, like everyone does Even if your only trying to discuss a POS. You might have gotten a single Church capital kill, but dont worry, soon we'll sent you the bill.
If you still have a bigger chest to beat, here are some nice Church statistics to read;
Alliance details - GoonSwarm Kills: 84 Losses: 828 Damage done (ISK): 6289.6M Damage received (ISK): 32096.78M Efficiency: 16.38%
With love and mutch praying, Freya Selene.
There was was a guy Who signed his posts Even though His name Is obviously at the top Of his post I don't understand why they do it All I can figure Is that their memory Is as bad as Their fittings and their comebacks
free verse, ya Sig removed, inappropriate content. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] - Cortes |
Big Monkey
DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.16 02:37:00 -
[110]
Edited by: Big Monkey on 16/11/2007 02:37:48 With all of the previous talk, of penetrating ass and screwing, if the moderators close this for CaptainGordon poems, then it'll obvious to all what they're doing.
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memphistopheles
911 AND IM IN HEAVEN
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Posted - 2007.11.16 02:38:00 -
[111]
Old Captain Gordon was a merry old soul, And a merry old soul was he. He called for his lube, and he called for his goatse, And he called for his fingers three. Every finger had a finger fine, And a very fine finger had he, had he. Tweedle dum, tweedle dee, went the fingers three, Tweedle dum dee, dum dee deedle dee.
Tweedle dum, tweedle dee, went the fingers three, Tweedle dum dee, dum dee deedle dee.
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Iasius
Seven. Enuma Elish.
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Posted - 2007.11.16 02:43:00 -
[112]
. Full Spectrum Mercenary |
memphistopheles
911 AND IM IN HEAVEN
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Posted - 2007.11.16 02:46:00 -
[113]
Originally by: Iasius
You are doing this wrong.
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Iasius
Seven. Enuma Elish.
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Posted - 2007.11.16 02:49:00 -
[114]
Sorry could not rustle up anything original so i reverted to my love for pigs in space
my fail . Full Spectrum Mercenary |
Trypho
Minmatar Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.16 02:52:00 -
[115]
Assigning 109 points, is like dreadnoughts with a cloak; both do not compute.
News/Contenteditor EVEZone.nl & MMOZone.nl |
Ungdall
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.16 02:59:00 -
[116]
Edited by: Ungdall on 16/11/2007 02:59:14
Originally by: Trypho Assigning 109 points, is like dreadnoughts with a cloak; both do not compute.
I Get it
edit; oh those bastards, my beautiful sig! welp, anyone got a new gimmick? Sig removed, inappropriate content. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] - Cortes |
Zenst
Gallente Omniscient Order Cruel Intentions
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Posted - 2007.11.16 03:01:00 -
[117]
Sat here reading COAD, Waiting for the poster FOAD, I see a topic with great cheers, Born out of action and many beers. Arrise I say to the poster of the thread, I add my nod of content read, But then some other shouts and cries, You what, oh no, he surely lies, Without much haste I compose a reply, Spelling out letters A thru too I, But not it seem to his content, He reply's again fofofo he relents. I cast my eye away from topic, Too new grounds, New posts, No sounds of poppets.
Ode to the paragraph, nay it rest in peace's :).
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Zenst
Gallente Omniscient Order Cruel Intentions
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Posted - 2007.11.16 03:10:00 -
[118]
Originally by: Trypho Assigning 109 points, is like dreadnoughts with a cloak; both do not compute.
I saw this post and found it funny, I laughed out load like an evil bunny, The points you make are most astute, In homour laid, they look most cute.
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Zenst
Gallente Omniscient Order Cruel Intentions
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Posted - 2007.11.16 03:12:00 -
[119]
Originally by: Slapdash The goon persecution myth gives us reason to exist were we to calm we'd see that we are wrong and go play with needles in a ditch
Your rymes and rythem holds much jest, For indeed you are a pest, I shall not cast a stone in here, So lets toast a while and quaf much beer.
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Zenst
Gallente Omniscient Order Cruel Intentions
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Posted - 2007.11.16 03:20:00 -
[120]
Originally by: Tehel Necrona Shrike was cloaked off a gate But someone was lying in wait Shrike got uncloaked and felt his heart hit his throat while served with a russian brand of hate
The details are indeed well know, The cloak went down and the pace did groan, I missed that fight alas in haste, Thru action earlier I lost my place,
I sought to venture into the action, But with cloneing down my fate was distraction, I moved a alt upto the gate, Thru many jump but alas too late.
I wondered how the leader faired, With calm word's of action no tear was sgared. I often reflect upon darwins fate, But the calm words cried warp out its too late.
So these the words of peope that died, Too early, too late, but least no one lied. Ship come they go and often pass by, But Darwin lives on, part 2 does fly.
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