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Roy Gordon
Caldari The Star Wolves Aunni Ti Tsuun Consortium
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Posted - 2007.11.14 16:34:00 -
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*The view screen winks on to show an office. Someone in a clown suit is standing in the middle of the room grinning and waving. He pulls out a streamer, starts blowing it and then cartwheels around the room before stopping and then moving up close to the screen*
See, even I can do comedy!!!
That which does not kill us makes us stronger. The Universe is ruled by three basic principles- Matter, Energy and Enlightened Self-Interest! |
Andreus Ixiris
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2007.11.14 18:04:00 -
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Say, did you hear the one about the Amarrian with a university degree? CLASSIC! ----- Mixed Metaphor is now recruiting! Contact me for details. |
Jonny Damordred
Stimulus
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Posted - 2007.11.14 18:30:00 -
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* Jonny Damordred sits at his desk, his hand splayed across his forhead in a display of confusion *
Why?
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2007.11.14 20:04:00 -
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Originally by: Jonny Damordred Why?
Jonny, ask yourself this - if you could know, are you sure, in this circumstance - are you absolutely, God's-truth sure that you'd want to? ----- Mixed Metaphor is now recruiting! Contact me for details. |
Jonny Damordred
Stimulus
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Posted - 2007.11.14 20:31:00 -
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Originally by: Andreus Ixiris
Originally by: Jonny Damordred Why?
Jonny, ask yourself this - if you could know, are you sure, in this circumstance - are you absolutely, God's-truth sure that you'd want to?
Good point. I retract my question.
Cheers, Jonny D. ----------
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2007.11.15 09:02:00 -
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Some people say that I have absolutely no sense whatsoever, but those people are wrong. ----- Mixed Metaphor is now recruiting! Contact me for details. |
Jonny Damordred
Stimulus
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Posted - 2007.11.15 09:22:00 -
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Edited by: Jonny Damordred on 15/11/2007 09:24:09
Originally by: Andreus Ixiris Some people say that I have absolutely no sense whatsoever, but those people are wrong.
You know, I could use a man like you.
Seriously, you could follow me around in a funny hat and explain my varied and plentiful virtues to all around us as I stroll from one exotic location to another. The pay is crap, the "Exotic Dancers" are good, and you get three hots and a cot.
Whatcha say?
Cheers, Jonny D.
PS: I forgot a requirement -- You'll have to change the background of your pod-license photo to match mine. The more red fists around, the better. ----------
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Roy Gordon
Caldari The Star Wolves Aunni Ti Tsuun Consortium
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Posted - 2007.11.15 11:43:00 -
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If you are wondering why, it's known as 'satire'. If you have to ask why, then you have not been following recently events. That which does not kill us makes us stronger. The Universe is ruled by three basic principles- Matter, Energy and Enlightened Self-Interest! |
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