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Minariel
Gallente Criminal Investigation Division
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Posted - 2007.12.17 22:08:00 -
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Edited by: Minariel on 17/12/2007 22:08:47 Edited by: Minariel on 17/12/2007 22:08:33 {Breaking News!} The Truth Behind GoonsÆ Cheating!
As recently reported in major news outlets across the galaxy, the truth behind GoonsÆ infiltration of Eve was revealed! We at the Criminal Investigation Division were proud to bring their vile deeds to light.
ôWe did a survey in our database at the point of the controversy, and it turned out there were actually more Con Cord People in GoonSwarm than in BOB,ö Mr. Petursson said yesterday - from his office in Lonetrek.
There it is! The explanation for what surely is the shadowy hand of demons behind their continuing march towards fire and destruction which they bring to all of Eve!
This well documented, and highly damaging revelation about how Goons manipulates the infrastructure of our galaxy, demonstrates that they will go to any length to destroy what we hold so dear! They will turn on any ally, break any treaty, and disregard any previous friendship out of hand, all with the single-mindedness of one gone mad trying to achieve the destruction of Eve!
Citizens of Eve! Fear thy Pestilence in Goons!
Goons Desecrating the balance struck by all our ancestors millenia ago to bring order to Eve! Goonswarm has stated their purpose to lay waste to Eve, and they are on the move!
But it is not too late! The time is now! Strike the foul beasts by raining holy justice upon their lairs! The Time is now! Call to Arms!
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Hubris
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.12.17 22:09:00 -
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Edited by: Hubris on 17/12/2007 22:09:46 HA funny little bob alt
oh ya 1st in a bob alt thread -
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Kyrie Elaison
GoonFleet
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Posted - 2007.12.17 22:10:00 -
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The fact we got the majority of the janitors and window washers in CCP makes for a rather confused conspiracy.
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Xerpex
Ars ex Discordia
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Posted - 2007.12.17 22:11:00 -
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You're funny.
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Calimor
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.17 22:11:00 -
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You're really bad at this.
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snerdly
snerd LTD
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Posted - 2007.12.17 22:12:00 -
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joke post, right?
Oh god, please be a joke post.
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Nicho Void
Hyper-Nova Tenth Legion
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Posted - 2007.12.17 22:12:00 -
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2/10. For formatting and grammar.
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Hrin
Minmatar Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.17 22:16:00 -
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This is pretty bad
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SunglassesInSpace
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.17 22:18:00 -
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your posting is so bad that you should probarbly jsut kill yourself
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Devian 666
Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.17 22:18:00 -
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Originally by: Minariel Edited by: Minariel on 17/12/2007 22:08:47 Edited by: Minariel on 17/12/2007 22:08:33 But it is not too late! The time is now! Strike the foul beasts by raining holy justice upon their lairs! The Time is now! Call to Arms!
Another great justice thread. Well written.
Originally by: Darcuese I wouldnt care about Goons tbh. Im more concern about ppl stupidity generally.
I need more sig |
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YouDidWHAT
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.17 22:23:00 -
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Originally by: Minariel Edited by: Minariel on 17/12/2007 22:08:47 Edited by: Minariel on 17/12/2007 22:08:33 {Breaking News!} The Truth Behind GoonsÆ Cheating!
As recently reported in major news outlets across the galaxy, the truth behind GoonsÆ infiltration of Eve was revealed! We at the Criminal Investigation Division were proud to bring their vile deeds to light.
ôWe did a survey in our database at the point of the controversy, and it turned out there were actually more Con Cord People in GoonSwarm than in BOB,ö Mr. Petursson said yesterday - from his office in Lonetrek.
There it is! The explanation for what surely is the shadowy hand of demons behind their continuing march towards fire and destruction which they bring to all of Eve!
This well documented, and highly damaging revelation about how Goons manipulates the infrastructure of our galaxy, demonstrates that they will go to any length to destroy what we hold so dear! They will turn on any ally, break any treaty, and disregard any previous friendship out of hand, all with the single-mindedness of one gone mad trying to achieve the destruction of Eve!
Citizens of Eve! Fear thy Pestilence in Goons!
Goons Desecrating the balance struck by all our ancestors millenia ago to bring order to Eve! Goonswarm has stated their purpose to lay waste to Eve, and they are on the move!
But it is not too late! The time is now! Strike the foul beasts by raining holy justice upon their lairs! The Time is now! Call to Arms!
your desperation is delicious
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Empyre
Domestic Reform
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Posted - 2007.12.17 22:23:00 -
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this only works if you have a couple thousand people to spam social networking sites and make it look like a lot more care about your cause. interviews on fan sites and the like help your cause even more.
gl on your next attempt.
The official goon buzz-kill. |
Factor Benz
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.17 22:26:00 -
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Originally by: Empyre this only works if you have a couple thousand people to spam social networking sites and make it look like a lot more care about your cause. interviews on fan sites and the like help your cause even more.
gl on your next attempt.
Well it helps if there's something newsworthy for the media sites to print. Say maybe... actual cheating? Just sayin.
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DaiTengu
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.17 22:31:00 -
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Originally by: Minariel Edited by: Minariel on 17/12/2007 22:08:47 Edited by: Minariel on 17/12/2007 22:08:33 {Breaking News!} The Truth Behind GoonsÆ Cheating!
As recently reported in major news outlets across the galaxy, the truth behind GoonsÆ infiltration of Eve was revealed! We at the Criminal Investigation Division were proud to bring their vile deeds to light.
ôWe did a survey in our database at the point of the controversy, and it turned out there were actually more Con Cord People in GoonSwarm than in BOB,ö Mr. Petursson said yesterday - from his office in Lonetrek.
There it is! The explanation for what surely is the shadowy hand of demons behind their continuing march towards fire and destruction which they bring to all of Eve!
This well documented, and highly damaging revelation about how Goons manipulates the infrastructure of our galaxy, demonstrates that they will go to any length to destroy what we hold so dear! They will turn on any ally, break any treaty, and disregard any previous friendship out of hand, all with the single-mindedness of one gone mad trying to achieve the destruction of Eve!
Citizens of Eve! Fear thy Pestilence in Goons!
Goons Desecrating the balance struck by all our ancestors millenia ago to bring order to Eve! Goonswarm has stated their purpose to lay waste to Eve, and they are on the move!
But it is not too late! The time is now! Strike the foul beasts by raining holy justice upon their lairs! The Time is now! Call to Arms!
This is so bad that it has to be a goon alt fakepost.
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Will Hunter
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.17 22:35:00 -
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Originally by: Calimor You're really bad at this.
much like your posting
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Xenias Gigawatt
Caldari The Greater Goon GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.17 22:36:00 -
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unban furnok dorn~ ---
So much for the ten year plan. |
Tevlent
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.17 22:38:00 -
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It's me, in the CCP in da op.
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Cvuos
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.17 22:42:00 -
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It's easy to spot the CCP devs in Goonfleet. They're the ones with CSPA charges on, posting aol speak on the forums and losing shield extended carriers to Scalding Pass gankers.
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Calimor
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.17 22:43:00 -
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Originally by: Will Hunter
Originally by: Calimor You're really bad at this.
much like your posting
No doubt about it.
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Vahl
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2007.12.17 23:04:00 -
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This is the best Goon alt post of the day, and it is all true. _________________________________________________________
==REDSWARM FEDERATION==
...because we hate your f**king guts. |
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Farham
AWE Corporation Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2007.12.17 23:40:00 -
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Edited by: Farham on 17/12/2007 23:41:28
Well after the Boot.ini fiasco the OP might be onto something. amirite?
BOBs dev spawns BPOs and the GOONs dev blows up your computer, it all makes sense now.
Intrepid Crossing Diplomat and All Around Major Idiot |
marakor
Gallente Anti Lag Forum Smackers
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Posted - 2007.12.17 23:41:00 -
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Originally by: Minariel Edited by: Minariel on 17/12/2007 22:08:47 Edited by: Minariel on 17/12/2007 22:08:33 {Breaking News!} The Truth Behind GoonsÆ Cheating!
As recently reported in major news outlets across the galaxy, the truth behind GoonsÆ infiltration of Eve was revealed! We at the Criminal Investigation Division were proud to bring their vile deeds to light.
ôWe did a survey in our database at the point of the controversy, and it turned out there were actually more Con Cord People in GoonSwarm than in BOB,ö Mr. Petursson said yesterday - from his office in Lonetrek.
There it is! The explanation for what surely is the shadowy hand of demons behind their continuing march towards fire and destruction which they bring to all of Eve!
This well documented, and highly damaging revelation about how Goons manipulates the infrastructure of our galaxy, demonstrates that they will go to any length to destroy what we hold so dear! They will turn on any ally, break any treaty, and disregard any previous friendship out of hand, all with the single-mindedness of one gone mad trying to achieve the destruction of Eve!
Citizens of Eve! Fear thy Pestilence in Goons!
Goons Desecrating the balance struck by all our ancestors millenia ago to bring order to Eve! Goonswarm has stated their purpose to lay waste to Eve, and they are on the move!
But it is not too late! The time is now! Strike the foul beasts by raining holy justice upon their lairs! The Time is now! Call to Arms!
They sound a lot like BOB.
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marakor
Gallente Anti Lag Forum Smackers
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Posted - 2007.12.17 23:43:00 -
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Edited by: marakor on 17/12/2007 23:42:58
Originally by: YouDidWHAT
Originally by: Minariel Edited by: Minariel on 17/12/2007 22:08:47 Edited by: Minariel on 17/12/2007 22:08:33 {Breaking News!} The Truth Behind GoonsÆ Cheating!
As recently reported in major news outlets across the galaxy, the truth behind GoonsÆ infiltration of Eve was revealed! We at the Criminal Investigation Division were proud to bring their vile deeds to light.
ôWe did a survey in our database at the point of the controversy, and it turned out there were actually more Con Cord People in GoonSwarm than in BOB,ö Mr. Petursson said yesterday - from his office in Lonetrek.
There it is! The explanation for what surely is the shadowy hand of demons behind their continuing march towards fire and destruction which they bring to all of Eve!
This well documented, and highly damaging revelation about how Goons manipulates the infrastructure of our galaxy, demonstrates that they will go to any length to destroy what we hold so dear! They will turn on any ally, break any treaty, and disregard any previous friendship out of hand, all with the single-mindedness of one gone mad trying to achieve the destruction of Eve!
Citizens of Eve! Fear thy Pestilence in Goons!
Goons Desecrating the balance struck by all our ancestors millenia ago to bring order to Eve! Goonswarm has stated their purpose to lay waste to Eve, and they are on the move!
But it is not too late! The time is now! Strike the foul beasts by raining holy justice upon their lairs! The Time is now! Call to Arms!
your desperation is delicious
And your enjoyment of it is pitiful.
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Nathin Ames
White Wolfs of Eden
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Posted - 2007.12.17 23:46:00 -
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for that bit of history i am gonna go drink a gallon of draino....
so long and thanks for all the fish (or should i say honey????)
The Official Drunk of the South
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Xiang TaSkalin
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.18 00:14:00 -
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It's true they spawned our rifter bpo.
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Ungdall
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.18 00:43:00 -
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I'll admit, I honestly don't understand what I just read.
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Emrod
Legion Du Lys GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.18 01:05:00 -
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its me, the Ceo of CCP rigth here.
COAD is for morons.......hey...wait a minute 0o !!! |
Dianeces
Minmatar Repo Industries
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Posted - 2007.12.18 04:32:00 -
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Originally by: Major Donkage
much like u
urdoingitwrong
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Major Donkage
Piss Bottle Junkies
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Posted - 2007.12.18 04:33:00 -
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Originally by: Dianeces
Originally by: Major Donkage
much like u
urdoingitwrong
much like u...r posting
hey guys wats goin on in dis thread? |
dastommy79
Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2007.12.18 05:13:00 -
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this guy is a pretty bad poster
-10
I driks lot *signature removed- Jacques([email protected])* |
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