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Omegaboom
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Posted - 2007.12.20 23:37:00 -
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Too all who care, I hold Irias Salo hostage and will release him if I receive 5 billion in cold hard credits. His clones have been destroyed, and if he attempts to escape he will beā loosing a arm. If the payment is not made within a week he shall die.
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Vladimir Norkoff
Income Redistribution Service The Gurlstas Associates
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Posted - 2007.12.21 00:19:00 -
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err... Unfortuantely we don't. Might as well kill him now and save on the cost of feeding him for the week.
Taxman IV: Rogue Agent
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Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.12.21 00:21:00 -
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To paraphrase Yuki Li;
Pics or STFU.
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Konsaki Dagna
Konsaki's Konfounded Kontraptions APEX Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.12.21 00:38:00 -
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I think you'll be hard pressed to find anyone willing to pay even a fraction of that ransom. Hell, you'll probably have more luck making more ISK selling his corpse. ---------------------
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Megumi Iwasaki
Caldari Caldari Independent Navy Reserve
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Posted - 2007.12.21 01:01:00 -
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Oh dear...what's he done this time to annoy somebody?
Is it just me or can he not go a week without getting up somebody's nose for some reason or another?
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Roy Gordon
Caldari The Star Wolves Aunni Ti Tsuun Consortium
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Posted - 2007.12.21 13:44:00 -
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This galnet transmission will shortly be appearing in paperback!!! That which does not kill us makes us stronger. The Universe is ruled by three basic principles- Matter, Energy and Enlightened Self-Interest! |
Verone
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.12.21 14:41:00 -
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5 Billion for a loyalist...
I'd rather pay you to finish the idiot off if I'm honest...
>>> TRIBUTE TO A FALLEN WINGMAN <<<
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Darina Rea
Naqam
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Posted - 2007.12.21 19:13:00 -
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Originally by: Omegaboom Too all who care, I hold Irias Salo hostage and will release him if I receive 5 billion in cold hard credits. His clones have been destroyed, and if he attempts to escape he will beā loosing a arm. If the payment is not made within a week he shall die.
Oi! Don't touch my property! If you damage the goods 5 billion wouldn't be enough to safe your sorry behind from the asskicking you will receive! _________
Time is on our side. |
Omegaboom
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Posted - 2007.12.22 16:30:00 -
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4 billion Darina Rea.
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Verone
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.12.22 16:37:00 -
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Originally by: Omegaboom I hold Irias Salo hostage and will release him if I receive 5 billion in cold hard credits.
Originally by: Omegaboom 4 billion Darina Rea.
What kind of ransomer can't remember how much he asked for?
>>> TRIBUTE TO A FALLEN WINGMAN <<<
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Stitcher
Caldari legion of qui Terra Incognita.
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Posted - 2007.12.22 16:49:00 -
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I'll give you a crate ful of cigarettes, a fifty-year-old exotic dancer and two ISK.
that's my final offer.
I don't actually know the guy, but I feel some token contribution might be in order.... -
"Stitcher" is just a call sign. My name is Verin Tarn-Hakatain. |
Darina Rea
Naqam
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Posted - 2007.12.23 16:26:00 -
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Originally by: Omegaboom 4 billion Darina Rea.
Whatever gave you the impression I'm negotiating? _________
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Iyachtu Achlysiel
Caldari Caldari Independent Navy Reserve
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Posted - 2007.12.23 21:07:00 -
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Of all ridiculous get-rich schemes I've had misfortune to read about, this must be the worst. Try threatening to release him unless you're paid, that might work better.
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Megumi Iwasaki
Caldari Caldari Independent Navy Reserve
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Posted - 2007.12.23 21:11:00 -
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Originally by: Iyachtu Achlysiel Of all ridiculous get-rich schemes I've had misfortune to read about, this must be the worst. Try threatening to release him unless you're paid, that might work better.
*Starts snickering uncontrollably*
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Irias Salo
Caldari The Star Wolves Aunni Ti Tsuun Consortium
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Posted - 2007.12.23 22:17:00 -
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So I've been kidnapped now have I?
Guess I'll have to stop hiding aboard Iyachtu's ship and drinking all his wine.
Originally by: Ginger. There is no roleplay, there is only EVE
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The Herrick
Gallente Eve University Ivy League
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Posted - 2007.12.23 23:16:00 -
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Was this guy's parent's related, you know, before they were married?
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Agustus Caesar
Minmatar Caesar and Sons Salvaging
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Posted - 2007.12.23 23:34:00 -
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Originally by: The Herrick Was this guy's parent's related, you know, before they were married?
Now that you mention it.......I think i hear banjo music ----------------------------- Naturally my views are my own as I'm not my alliance's spokesman, ect.
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente Dichotomy Total Comfort
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Posted - 2007.12.24 00:19:00 -
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Originally by: Irias Salo So I've been kidnapped now have I?
Guess I'll have to stop hiding aboard Iyachtu's ship and drinking all his wine.
Irias you handsome devil, be a good boy and go and get yourself kidnapped so that this man's chickenscratch demands actually mean something!
... actually on second thoughts, don't. ----- The views expressed in these posts, while inarguably correct, are not neccessarily the views of my corporation or alliance.
I never sleep. I wait. |
Darina Rea
Naqam
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Posted - 2007.12.24 11:59:00 -
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Originally by: Irias Salo So I've been kidnapped now have I?
Guess I'll have to stop hiding aboard Iyachtu's ship and drinking all his wine.
Spoilsport! _________
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Megumi Iwasaki
Caldari Caldari Independent Navy Reserve
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Posted - 2007.12.24 13:32:00 -
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Edited by: Megumi Iwasaki on 24/12/2007 13:32:50 ....Riiiight.....
So, after that long vicious bout of utter pointlessness....who's for tea?
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Melichor Duraldi
Gallente Fourth Circle Total Comfort
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Posted - 2007.12.24 17:32:00 -
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I can't believe this many responses and no one has had to decency to tell this young pilot that booster consumption is bad
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Megumi Iwasaki
Caldari Caldari Independent Navy Reserve
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Posted - 2007.12.24 18:49:00 -
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Personally, I suspect that he got his AR entertainment circuits crossed with his pod interface wires...
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Aepok
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Posted - 2007.12.28 12:27:00 -
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OK, listen up all you terds. I'm in charge now! I send Omegaboom to his room for being a dummy. Listen, now everyone in this room is my hostage. I may not actually have you captured but just consider yourself caught! If I do not get TWO crates of cigarettes, and TWO fifty year old dancers (1 one hundred year old will do) and 10 in cold hard credits, then I will whine so loud that you will get REALLY, REALLY, REALLY........REALLY annoyed. Consider this your last warning!
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Stitcher
Caldari legion of qui Terra Incognita.
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Posted - 2007.12.28 12:40:00 -
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Originally by: Melichor Duraldi I can't believe this many responses and no one has had to decency to tell this young pilot that booster consumption is bad
Why bother, when he can serve as such a useful example to others? In the future, we can just point at this guy and say "this is what happens when you do too much Frentix" -
"Stitcher" is just a call sign. My name is Verin Tarn-Hakatain. |
Kehmor
Caldari PAK
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Posted - 2007.12.28 14:05:00 -
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epic announcement.
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Megumi Iwasaki
Caldari Caldari Independent Navy Reserve
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Posted - 2007.12.28 17:22:00 -
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Originally by: Aepok OK, listen up all you terds. I'm in charge now! I send Omegaboom to his room for being a dummy. Listen, now everyone in this room is my hostage. I may not actually have you captured but just consider yourself caught! If I do not get TWO crates of cigarettes, and TWO fifty year old dancers (1 one hundred year old will do) and 10 in cold hard credits, then I will whine so loud that you will get REALLY, REALLY, REALLY........REALLY annoyed. Consider this your last warning!
*Raises her eyebrow*
Have you been drinking engine coolant again??
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Aepok
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Posted - 2007.12.29 00:17:00 -
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Ok, first of all that was a joke to people thinking, "Crap! All I wanted to do was talk here and now I'm captured!"
Second, engine coolant is bad?
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Megumi Iwasaki
Caldari Caldari Independent Navy Reserve
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Posted - 2007.12.29 00:26:00 -
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Yes, I'm afraid engine coolant is bad.
Turns your eyebrows puce and causes your lower intestine to leap up through your neck and throttle your brain. ---
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