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Kurenub
Amarr Going Limp
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Posted - 2007.12.30 20:39:00 -
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250b starting bid, 5b increment
Can use trusted third party if requested for transfer
This region boasts a large swimming pool, on site underground secure parking for up to two cars, views overlooking the canal (and of some strangely painted cows, oddly enough).
End time
30/12/07
23:59
No timewasters please, serious bids only.
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Kurenub
Amarr Going Limp
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Posted - 2007.12.30 20:43:00 -
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On request, a gold plated key to the gates IS avaliable. Though this will delay the transaction by a few minutes while I pull one out of the nether regions.
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Kurenub
Amarr Going Limp
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Posted - 2007.12.30 20:49:00 -
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Unfortunately Chribba ran away with my grandmother last month which leads me to question his impartialness. I'd like to suggest an alternative, George Agdgdgwngo of the HaxMeScamMe Corporation, they charge a low low golding rate for all transactions.
Unfortunately, to use his service, we must transfer the funds into Ugandan Dollars, as this is the standard currency for all transactions in the world today.
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Kurenub
Amarr Going Limp
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Posted - 2007.12.30 20:52:00 -
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Originally by: Viper ****zIe 120? =P
120!? Are you aware of how much 120 Ugandan Dollars are worth compared to the value of this outstanding region?! Remove yourself from my sight at once, you piddling wench.
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Kurenub
Amarr Going Limp
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Posted - 2007.12.30 20:55:00 -
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I am unsure as to the status of the cows, dancing or not. Regardless, they are still a valuable entity. I reject your offer of 255bn micro-isk.
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Kurenub
Amarr Going Limp
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Posted - 2007.12.30 20:58:00 -
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Edited by: Kurenub on 30/12/2007 20:58:16 We spit upon your feeble offer of Nigerian Dollars, infact we do not even recognise the existance of such a place or coinage.
However, your offer of sending me monies in exchange for my monies is tempting.
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Kurenub
Amarr Going Limp
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Posted - 2007.12.30 21:11:00 -
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Dear Sirs,
I have recieved an ingame bid from Kayosoni of the Destructive Influence corporation.
He has bidded 255bn catgirl dollars.
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Kurenub
Amarr Going Limp
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Posted - 2007.12.30 21:31:00 -
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Originally by: Mr Funkadelic After closer view of this auction, i belive it is a scam. I cant quite put my finger on it. But it have something to do with canals, Im not sure there is a canal in space? i might be wrong tho, if i am im willing to pay atleast 250b monopoly money in cash.
Eddies in the time and space continuum.
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Kurenub
Amarr Going Limp
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Posted - 2007.12.30 21:36:00 -
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Originally by: Petit Faucon 260b
Serious bids only please.
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Kurenub
Amarr Going Limp
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Posted - 2007.12.31 12:40:00 -
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Originally by: Max Torps Indeed Sirs,
Thank you for allowing me the time to write this letter to you.
As you know, our prideful region is on the brink of huge economic success. All was going well until our late CEO's second cousin, Mwingu Doobiedoo died. Unfortunately all her funds were locked in a small box underneath her bed. This requires us to pay a carpenter and locksmith (plus the local police to look the other way) to regain the contents of her box, which, for varying reasons have always been a mystery to me.
I will gladly bid 255b if you provide me with 300,000,000,000 in the first instance so we can get the contents of Mwingu Doobiedoo's box open for forwarding to you. At your earliest convenience.
Yours in your everlasting brightness, Father Dwingu Doobiedoo. (No relation according to my father) Priest of the Church of the Bright lights and Monotone Vocal Announcements.
Father, I am sure we are able to do this deal. I shall send the 300,000,000,000 straight away!
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