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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.01.05 04:45:00 -
[31]
 Originally by: techzer0
Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton
solo blackbird kills
what's special about a blackbird? 
they are my only solo kills 
and its oh so nice that they pop in 2 volleys or so.
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techzer0
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.01.05 05:07:00 -
[32]
Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton
Originally by: techzer0
Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton
solo blackbird kills
what's special about a blackbird?
they are my only solo kills
and its oh so nice that they pop in 2 volleys or so.
Well... stop being a carebear 
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Originally by: Praxis1452
you win eve
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Praxis1452
The Bastards
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Posted - 2008.01.05 05:15:00 -
[33]
Edited by: Praxis1452 on 05/01/2008 05:15:36
Originally by: Grunanca
Fanmail and one of our local corps that sends all kinds of ships into their death on a daily basis, and never ever manage to kill any of our ships.
well since we're at war... are you talking about us, because we don't engage you every-day.
ôHe who must expend his life to prolong life cannot enjoy it, and he who is still seeking for his life does not have it and can as little enjoy it.ö
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Robert Rumpletweezer
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Posted - 2008.01.05 16:34:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Miang Hawwa
solo kills in my Rook.
What makes me laugh is your face tbfh 
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Lord TYMAN
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Posted - 2008.01.05 17:22:00 -
[35]
tried can flipping today in my rook. how boring! flipped a hulk's can and robbed all his rat wrecks. eventually he disappears and comes back with a cerb and a cane. I had the cerb perma jammed but couldnt handle both of them.
whats a good ship to solo can flip in, or is it a lame boring past time (as im beginning to suspect)
k thx
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Praxis1452
The Bastards
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Posted - 2008.01.05 17:55:00 -
[36]
Originally by: Lord TYMAN
tried can flipping today in my rook. how boring! flipped a hulk's can and robbed all his rat wrecks. eventually he disappears and comes back with a cerb and a cane. I had the cerb perma jammed but couldnt handle both of them.
whats a good ship to solo can flip in, or is it a lame boring past time (as im beginning to suspect)
k thx
Your amarr so maybe a sacrilege? Decently fast, decent dps, decent tank.
ôHe who must expend his life to prolong life cannot enjoy it, and he who is still seeking for his life does not have it and can as little enjoy it.ö
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Lord TYMAN
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Posted - 2008.01.05 18:04:00 -
[37]
yeh can fly one in 1 day 21 hours!
dont have very good missile skills though. still arby HAMs and faction ammo should make up for that somewhat no?
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Constituo
Caldari
Perkone
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Posted - 2008.01.05 18:33:00 -
[38]
Originally by: Miang Hawwa
solo kills in my Rook.
Dude... your face...
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Requiescat
Caldari
True Foundation
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Posted - 2008.01.05 23:59:00 -
[39]
war targets who don't know how to fit or fight throwing themselves headlong into battle
last night a 1400 temp, a rapier, and a falcon tried to "camp" me into a station, but none of them had a point, the rapier wasn't even in scram range (31km away) so i warped out and back on top of the temp. \o/ falcon jammed me out and they all warped from my l33tness
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Malka Badi'a
Suffoco Noctis
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Posted - 2008.01.07 10:59:00 -
[40]
1) The nanofiber craze. The sheer amount of people depending on something so easily counterable with 5th grade math is enough for an entire SNL skit.
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Sahriah BloodStone
Caldari
Underworld Protection Agency
The Crimson Federation
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Posted - 2008.01.07 12:13:00 -
[41]
1. Reading a post entitled "Dude my face" going inside and seeing the picture of a deformed caldari with a black face and creepy eyes. Couldnt stop laughing, then reading down and seeing "at least you have a body" by a guy whos portrait had only a head
2. Having 80 kills to 6 deaths and being told that our kills dont count because we hadnt killed members of a certain corp
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Elaina Marie
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Posted - 2008.01.07 16:26:00 -
[42]
Originally by: Malka Badi'a
1) The nanofiber craze. The sheer amount of people depending on something so easily counterable with 5th grade math is enough for an entire SNL skit.
Nice to see you back, your scanner guide helped me a lot when I first started solo pirating.
And could you please go to the Ship/Mod forum and flame the nano-whiners in there? You skill and knowledge of math is better than mine. I just like kittens.
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Rhak Amharr
Minmatar
Metafarmers
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Posted - 2008.01.07 16:30:00 -
[43]
Short answer: Mission runners.
Long answer:
Was in a small gang last night, 2 corp mates in Ruptures and me in my Rifter. We scanned around, and found a Mega on scan that seemed to be doing missions. So after a little "Can we do it?" which we answered with a definite "YARR" we quickly docked up and let the covops do its magic. The covops pilot (he normally finds missions rather quickly) failed a lot of scans, and it failed, and failed, and failed, I, as the youngest member, even had to go shopping for a few other probes. During all those failed scans, the Mega docked and undocked a few times, which told us either:
a) He's having a really hard mission or is bad at mission running (good for us)
b) He's really good and doing missions quickly (bad for us)
It wasn't any of it.
Finally, shortly before giving up on that mega, the covops said "I found it!". Applause went over the wire, followed by a little silence. Then the covops started breathing again: "ZOMG! HE'S MINING!". We were all like wtf, quickly undocked and engaged it. We didn't take any losses, and it becomes quite clear that we didn't when you look at the fitting. :)
2008.01.06 23:43
Victim: ***
Alliance: ***
Corp: ***
Destroyed: Megathron
System: Orfrold
Security: 0.2
Damage Taken: 16866
Involved parties:
Name: People Person (laid the final blow)
Security: -2.6
Alliance: None
Corp: Metafarmers
Ship: Rupture
Weapon: Dual 180mm AutoCannon II
Damage Done: 11711
Name: Freaky Boy
Security: -10.0
Alliance: None
Corp: Metafarmers
Ship: Rupture
Weapon: Warp Disruptor II
Damage Done: 3757
Name: Rhak Amharr
Security: -9.8
Alliance: None
Corp: Metafarmers
Ship: Rifter
Weapon: J5 Prototype Warp Inhibitor I
Damage Done: 1398
Destroyed items:
Miner II
Miner II
Miner II
Miner II
Federation Navy Antimatter Charge L, Qty: 210
Neutron Blaster Cannon I
Neutron Blaster Cannon I
Expanded Cargohold II
Expanded Cargohold II
1MN Afterburner I (Cargo)
Green Arisite, Qty: 672 (Cargo)
200mm AutoCannon I (Cargo)
Hybrid Collision Accelerator I
Anti-Thermic Pump I
Anti-Thermal Screen Reinforcer I
Ogre II (Drone Bay)
Dropped items:
Bane Torpedo, Qty: 12
Neutron Blaster Cannon I
Siege Missile Launcher I
V-M15 Braced Multispectral Shield Matrix
Ditrigonal Thermal Barrier Crystallization I
Heat Dissipation Field I
Expanded Cargohold II
Expanded Cargohold II
Expanded Cargohold II
Expanded Cargohold II
Expanded Cargohold II
Stasis Webifier I (Cargo)
Ogre II, Qty: 3 (Drone Bay)
That made me smile. Honor tank is back!
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Miang Hawwa
Amphysvena
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Posted - 2008.01.07 17:06:00 -
[44]
Originally by: Constituo
Originally by: Miang Hawwa
solo kills in my Rook.
Dude... your face...
Yea, I made some petitions about it but devs just won't do anything and tbh I'm getting used to it. I mean, having my eyes popping out of my face (or whatever you want to call it)
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SwindonBadger
0utbreak
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Posted - 2008.01.07 17:18:00 -
[45]
corpses make me smile...... ur corpses to be honest.
sometimes I laugh at my own but not a smile. Not one of those "ive just seen the best munchies frozen in space " smiles
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Stephannus Calimben
mUfFiN fAcToRy
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Posted - 2008.01.07 20:09:00 -
[46]
definitely the hatemail. i <3 all the "we re coming after you! you won't get away with this!" emails from guys in 15 man corps whose shuttle/pod i just smartbombed.
or the highsec "pvp/security" corps who fly a 5 BS 3 cruiser gang around with no scouts and so little coordination that a 26 BS gatecamp can catch up to them and get even the smartbombers on the killmails
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Requiescat
True Foundation
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Posted - 2008.01.07 20:32:00 -
[47]
Originally by: Sahriah BloodStone
2. Having 80 kills to 6 deaths and being told that our kills dont count because we hadnt killed members of a certain corp
I was in Thakala the other day and got told that all the KOS I'd killed were nubs and got kicked from the alliance; then I podded the guy that was smacking in front of his ally mate in a carrier. Then we blew up their blob. Then we blew up another one of their blobs. Then CLS left the alliance. Where does it end?
Originally by: Stephannus Calimben
definitely the hatemail. i <3 all the "we re coming after you! you won't get away with this!" emails from guys in 15 man corps whose shuttle/pod i just smartbombed.
I had some classic ones before my inbox wipe, like "gj killing my rookie ship" and "i was afk, you'll be sorry when my whole alliance comes up here to get you." Although it is actually fun to get payback on pirates (read: dropping a carrier on their gatecamp and watching them run like little girls, good game Breed of Malakka) it very seldom happens, and especially not on the scale these kids like to toss around.
Victory - Honor = Loss |
Stephannus Calimben
mUfFiN fAcToRy
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Posted - 2008.01.07 20:57:00 -
[48]
actually another thing i do like (though it doesnt make me laugh) are the nubs who take getting ganked in stride, and open a convo with you asking for advice. i've sent a few nubs a couple mill to replace their ships and given them a bit of advice. makes ya feel kinda warm and fuzzy to know that you probably just turned another potential carebear to the yarr side
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...mmm fire...
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General Coochie
The Bastards
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Posted - 2008.01.07 22:06:00 -
[49]
Ransoming a HAC in a T1 cruiser. 
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Arekhon
Mutually Assured Distraction
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Posted - 2008.01.08 08:13:00 -
[50]
faction loot
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
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Harmon Illuminati
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2008.01.08 11:34:00 -
[51]
Killing Ravens, especially CNR's. even better if there farmers.
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Raiiden
Gallente
Lords Of Kaos
The Acquisition
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Posted - 2008.01.08 11:55:00 -
[52]
Originally by: Miang Hawwa
Originally by: Constituo
Originally by: Miang Hawwa
solo kills in my Rook.
Dude... your face...
Yea, I made some petitions about it but devs just won't do anything and tbh I'm getting used to it. I mean, having my eyes popping out of my face (or whatever you want to call it)
ROFL!@#
Thats the best face evarr!@
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Trih`Xeem from TDZK |
General Coochie
The Bastards
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Posted - 2008.01.08 13:34:00 -
[53]
Edited by: General Coochie on 08/01/2008 13:34:23
Originally by: Raiiden
Originally by: Miang Hawwa
Originally by: Constituo
Originally by: Miang Hawwa
solo kills in my Rook.
Dude... your face...
Yea, I made some petitions about it but devs just won't do anything and tbh I'm getting used to it. I mean, having my eyes popping out of my face (or whatever you want to call it)
ROFL!@#
Thats the best face evarr!@
not first though? Was some guy around before having a funny sig with darth vader saying "your lack of face disturbs me". and the guy he was refering to I think was the first one with that face. but cant remeber any of their names, sadly.
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Atreides Horza
No Fear Buccaneers
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Posted - 2008.01.08 13:45:00 -
[54]
Warping a brutix into cruiser gangs and watch them scatter like chickens makes me smile. Watching them stay in web range makes me happy. In my pants. [
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Dragos Mrs
PROGENITOR CORPORATION
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Posted - 2008.01.08 20:23:00 -
[55]
Originally by: Gaius Marius86
Having sex with your mom in the doggystyle position while slapping her ass every 10-15seconds.
you got a fetish for old fat women?
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Ghost Nightmare
Sons of Damnation
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Posted - 2008.01.08 20:44:00 -
[56]
having 4 similar age mission ravens try to gank your megathron, and killing them all (<3 phat dread loot) |
Hexperience
Amarr
The Really Awesome Players
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Posted - 2008.01.08 20:53:00 -
[57]
Seeing a wartarget eject out of his shiny raven and then manage to pop his pod anyway.
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Ehranavaar
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Posted - 2008.01.08 21:05:00 -
[58]
Originally by: Miang Hawwa
Originally by: Constituo
Originally by: Miang Hawwa
solo kills in my Rook.
Dude... your face...
Yea, I made some petitions about it but devs just won't do anything and tbh I'm getting used to it. I mean, having my eyes popping out of my face (or whatever you want to call it)
when the bleep did jawa become a playable race in eve?
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Acetal
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Posted - 2008.01.08 22:30:00 -
[59]
Originally by: General Coochie
Edited by: General Coochie on 08/01/2008 13:34:23
Originally by: Raiiden
Originally by: Miang Hawwa
Originally by: Constituo
Originally by: Miang Hawwa
solo kills in my Rook.
Dude... your face...
Yea, I made some petitions about it but devs just won't do anything and tbh I'm getting used to it. I mean, having my eyes popping out of my face (or whatever you want to call it)
ROFL!@#
Thats the best face evarr!@
not first though? Was some guy around before having a funny sig with darth vader saying "your lack of face disturbs me". and the guy he was refering to I think was the first one with that face. but cant remeber any of their names, sadly.
The guy in question was someone called Skyflyer. You can find his first post here.
It's pretty funny.
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Setana Manoro
Gallente
Firefly Inc.
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Posted - 2008.01.08 22:43:00 -
[60]
Edited by: Setana Manoro on 08/01/2008 22:43:42
Originally by: Malka Badi'a
1) The nanofiber craze. The sheer amount of people depending on something so easily counterable with 5th grade math is enough for an entire SNL skit.
I'm curious as to what you consider "easily couterable", and overloaded webbs don't count, nor do faction or having that Huginn loving corp m8, cos those are not "easy" counters.
PS: And no, not all ppl can fit a Heavy Neut on their ships. :)
Rifter is not X-Wing CCP. Trinity model kinda sucks. |
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