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Dark Fairy
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Posted - 2008.01.22 05:33:00 -
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Fairy wealth redistribution business is now open for bribes
i work just like any other low sec person i can be bribed to leave you alone all it requires is isk
mainly if you dont want me taking things just pay me and ill leave your party alone
my basic packages are
leave you alone 250k per hour
leave your gang alone 500k per hour
leave your corp alone 1m per hour
leave your alliance alone 1m per hour
if you are interested in more long term rates just multiply the hourly rate by the time period you want
full day (full 24 hours from when payment is received) hourly x 20
week (168 hours from when payment is received) hourly x 125
month (31 days no matter what month it is) hourly x 300
permanent safety (life time, i set you as blue and i dont take from blues) hourly x 1500
i will reduse fees for group rates or if you have been reffered by a friend
return loot is 75% of current market value and will be contracted in station
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hellsknights
RennTech
SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2008.01.22 05:41:00 -
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No!!!
Perfectly legit.
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waferzankko
Caldari
Bears Inc
Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2008.01.22 06:22:00 -
[3]
i like the idea but the math ohhh my brain...
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Morgan Bivale
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Posted - 2008.01.22 10:18:00 -
[4]
OOOO, pirates start to get formal, nice...
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Dalat Tay
Fearless Phantoms Inc
Shadows Of Supremacy
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Posted - 2008.01.22 10:32:00 -
[5]
 Originally by: Dark Fairy
leave your corp alone 1m per hour
leave your alliance alone 1m per hour
I hope you're not solo...
otherwise any corp/alliance is going to:
1. Laugh at you.
2. Refuse to pay.
3. Laugh at you.
4. Kill you.
5. Laugh about killing you.
Dal
Send me ISK!
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XrayZ
Euphoria Foundation
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Posted - 2008.01.22 10:37:00 -
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will not get ur acct banned no...
but u fail horrobly tbh.
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Kronarn
Caldari
The Dark Rogue Faction
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Posted - 2008.01.22 10:45:00 -
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very cheap too!!!
Ransoms are normally in the region of 10m+ on someone who is about my age (1-2month) So i would of expected higher prices. Basically this tells me 2 things.
1. You aint a very good pirate and you need isk FAST
or/and
2. Your skills aint that good and you wish to make some easy isk by trying to scare people into paying you
If you tried that with me and you tried to kill me in a corp and offered me that i would either do
1. laugh and attack you
or/and
2. laugh when you kill me and come back with 5+ corp mates to show you how its done
Im not threating you dont get me wrong but look at it from a corp point of view. They will accept they have been killed and then you have to dodge their corp.
Oh and stick to normal bounties, you earn more 
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Lprezidente
Minmatar
Personal Vendetta
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Posted - 2008.01.22 11:06:00 -
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As X has already graciously put
FAIL
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Grunanca
BLACK-FLAG
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Posted - 2008.01.22 11:10:00 -
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Originally by: Dark Fairy
Fairy wealth redistribution business is now open for bribes
i work just like any other low sec person i can be bribed to leave you alone all it requires is isk
mainly if you dont want me taking things just pay me and ill leave your party alone
my basic packages are
leave you alone 250k per hour
leave your gang alone 500k per hour
leave your corp alone 1m per hour
leave your alliance alone 1m per hour
if you are interested in more long term rates just multiply the hourly rate by the time period you want
full day (full 24 hours from when payment is received) hourly x 20
week (168 hours from when payment is received) hourly x 125
month (31 days no matter what month it is) hourly x 300
permanent safety (life time, i set you as blue and i dont take from blues) hourly x 1500
i will reduse fees for group rates or if you have been reffered by a friend
return loot is 75% of current market value and will be contracted in station
OMG! Please please please try to do that to me and my corp! We usually hang out in Gusandall!
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Modesty Blaise
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Posted - 2008.01.22 11:12:00 -
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Originally by: Kronarn
very cheap too!!!
Ransoms are normally in the region of 10m+ on someone who is about my age (1-2month) So i would of expected higher prices. Basically this tells me 2 things.
1. You aint a very good pirate and you need isk FAST
or/and
2. Your skills aint that good and you wish to make some easy isk by trying to scare people into paying you
If you tried that with me and you tried to kill me in a corp and offered me that i would either do
1. laugh and attack you
or/and
2. laugh when you kill me and come back with 5+ corp mates to show you how its done
Im not threating you dont get me wrong but look at it from a corp point of view. They will accept they have been killed and then you have to dodge their corp.
Oh and stick to normal bounties, you earn more
I dont agree
The prices seems very reasonable. One reason why people refuse to pay ransom is that the ransoms usually are ridicilous high. What OP is talking about here is not ransoms but protection. He dont need to chase you since you have already paid him. In the long run he will make more this way.
If I were to rat or god forbid mine I would gladly pay him since this means I still can make a profit working in lowsec compared to highssec. Paying 10 million for a retriver mining in low sec is laughable since you would make more in Highsec.
No OP has the rigth prices to make it work.
Carebears with cruisers usually have them insured and fitted with standard mods. Attack them and ask for 10 millon in ransom is useless since they mostly only lose a million or two. Lowering the ransom down to 500k or 1 million and I belive far more will pay
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Dalat Tay
Fearless Phantoms Inc
Shadows Of Supremacy
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Posted - 2008.01.22 11:36:00 -
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Originally by: Modesty Blaise
If I were to rat or god forbid mine I would gladly pay him since this means I still can make a profit working in lowsec compared to highssec. Paying 10 million for a retriver mining in low sec is laughable since you would make more in Highsec.
This is fine. But i'd never pay anyone to leave me alone in lo-sec.
If he doesn't get you... someone else will. After you've paid off every single local pirate corp where are your profits?
The only way to be safe(r) in lo-sec/0.0: Bring friends.
Dal
Send me ISK!
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Leilani Solaris
Gallente
Malevolent Intervention
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Posted - 2008.01.22 11:37:00 -
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Originally by: XrayZ
will not get ur acct banned no...
but u fail horrobly tbh.
You're spelling fails horribly.
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Inertial
Blood Reavers
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Posted - 2008.01.22 11:52:00 -
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Edited by: Inertial on 22/01/2008 11:52:27
Originally by: Leilani Solaris
Originally by: XrayZ
will not get ur acct banned no...
but u fail horrobly tbh.
You're spelling fails horribly.
Spelled act "acct", forgot a comma after "banned", spelt your "ur", forgot to capitalise the first letter of the sentence(s), but I am not sure about the but after the "...". Not that anyone cares... except me.
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Jogvan
coracao ardente
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.01.22 11:57:00 -
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Originally by: Leilani Solaris
Originally by: XrayZ
will not get ur acct banned no...
but u fail horrobly tbh.
You're spelling fails horribly.
*Your 
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ApaKaka
Lone Starr Corporation
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Posted - 2008.01.22 12:54:00 -
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Originally by: Inertial
Edited by: Inertial on 22/01/2008 11:52:27
Originally by: Leilani Solaris
Originally by: XrayZ
will not get ur acct banned no...
but u fail horrobly tbh.
You're spelling fails horribly.
Spelled act "acct", forgot a comma after "banned", spelt your "ur", forgot to capitalise the first letter of the sentence(s), but I am not sure about the but after the "...". Not that anyone cares... except me.
And you are wasting commas and dots like there is no tomorrow. What's your point? 
No one seems to know the bare basics of spelling these days anyway - not even the ones correcting others.
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Zaqar
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Posted - 2008.01.22 12:58:00 -
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Originally by: Leilani Solaris
You're spelling fails horribly.
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Considered
Caldari
The Lost Prophets Euro
Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2008.01.22 13:17:00 -
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Scamming, calling people noobs, ransoming, highsec suicide ganking and all that are legal in EVE. The only way you'd get bannede for any of these would be if you exploited game mechanics.
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Tchell Dahhn
Amarr
Deny Reality
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Posted - 2008.01.22 13:38:00 -
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Originally by: Considered
Scamming, calling people noobs, ransoming, highsec suicide ganking and all that are legal in EVE. The only way you'd get bannede for any of these would be if you exploited game mechanics.
This.
Now, if you scammed, ransomed and successfully suicide ganked Concord, that might get you banned! (Although, personally, I'd love to see you try!)
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Cruthensis
Gallente
Farmer Killers
United Corporations Against Macros
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Posted - 2008.01.22 13:42:00 -
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Tbqfh, if you've posted this with your main, I suspect you're going find yourself "paying to be left alone" quite a lot in the near future. Announcing this kind of crap on the forums just puts a fat bullseye on your hull. Good luck out there...
1. Buy Vexor 2. Fit for Gank 3. Suicide ISK farmer 4. Grind sec 5. see 1. |
Inertial
Blood Reavers
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Posted - 2008.01.22 14:02:00 -
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Edited by: Inertial on 22/01/2008 14:02:52
Originally by: ApaKaka
Originally by: Inertial
Edited by: Inertial on 22/01/2008 11:52:27
Originally by: Leilani Solaris
Originally by: XrayZ
will not get ur acct banned no...
but u fail horrobly tbh.
You're spelling fails horribly.
Spelled act "acct", forgot a comma after "banned", spelt your "ur", forgot to capitalise the first letter of the sentence(s), but I am not sure about the but after the "...". Not that anyone cares... except me.
And you are wasting commas and dots like there is no tomorrow. What's your point?
No one seems to know the bare basics of spelling these days anyway - not even the ones correcting others.
In danger of derailing the thread even more.
1. I was listing or whatever the word is, the grammatical errors I could spot.
2. I am not a native speaker of the English language, even tough it is closly related to the Norwegian language, I still got trouble getting everything right, because English isn't that natural to me.
3. If you are flaming someone for "failing" with a idea they would like to try out, before they have even tried, expect to get some heat thrown your way too. I could have attacked his lack of logic or reasoning, as to why the OP would fail, but I chose to take easy route because I am lazy.
4. Commas costs next to nothing, I only pay for the wear of the keys, and I expect the CPU/HDD/etc to be dead before the keys on this keyboard.
5. I am dead tired, and I am more prone to making grammatical mistakes when I am tired.
Now, if you would like to host a free of charge "Intermediate/Advanced English Grammar" course, I would be happy to join.
Back on thread:
I think the OP may earn some money this way, especially if he got a few friends with big guns covering his back.
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Heckelgruber
Quam Singulari
The Church.
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Posted - 2008.01.22 14:31:00 -
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Under NO circumstances leave me alone in lo sec.
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ApaKaka
Lone Starr Corporation
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Posted - 2008.01.22 14:56:00 -
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Originally by: Inertial
In danger of derailing the thread even more.
1. I was listing or whatever the word is, the grammatical errors I could spot.
2. I am not a native speaker of the English language, even tough it is closly related to the Norwegian language, I still got trouble getting everything right, because English isn't that natural to me.
3. If you are flaming someone for "failing" with a idea they would like to try out, before they have even tried, expect to get some heat thrown your way too. I could have attacked his lack of logic or reasoning, as to why the OP would fail, but I chose to take easy route because I am lazy.
4. Commas costs next to nothing, I only pay for the wear of the keys, and I expect the CPU/HDD/etc to be dead before the keys on this keyboard.
Now, if you would like to host a free of charge "Intermediate/Advanced English Grammar" course, I would be happy to join.
Ok, my last input on this part:
1. Fine - I don't see the point of that though. It is as you say - lazy. Rather, attack his idea in the first place then.
2. Newsflash: Neither am I. Being norwegian, you should even understand what my name means. That's no excuse.
3. I did not flame him. I flamed you.
4. Commas represent a natural pause in a coherent sentence, as it would be spoken. You typed a lot of stuff that qualifies as separate sentences, but commatized them. That's lazy, especially in the context where you want to appear better than someone else at grammar by correcting theirs.
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Considered
Caldari
The Lost Prophets Euro
Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2008.01.22 14:56:00 -
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I suppose it could be possible to aggress in highsec and survive by crashing a node although you'd prolly get banned to..
SOmewhere like Jita 4-4 is busy at the best of times, if 100 Ibises undocked, and they all agressed one person, hundreds of CONCORD would spawn = node crash in Jita.
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Stakhanov
Metafarmers
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Posted - 2008.01.22 15:11:00 -
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Actually my corp protection fees are similar , 20m a week for individual mission runners. Quite useful to pay for wardecs and cap boosters
Originally by: ivan draco
we didnt want your post anyway
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Leilani Solaris
Gallente
Malevolent Intervention
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Posted - 2008.01.22 16:25:00 -
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Originally by: Jogvan
Originally by: Leilani Solaris
Originally by: XrayZ
will not get ur acct banned no...
but u fail horrobly tbh.
You're spelling fails horribly.
*Your
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P'Tang
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Posted - 2008.01.22 16:37:00 -
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Originally by: Inertial[/quote
Spelled act "acct".
"Acct," is an abbreviation for, "account." Just an FYI.
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Bashia Petrov
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Posted - 2008.01.22 20:32:00 -
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1. Post with your main ~!~
2. Who are you? Can't find you on any killboard - Linky please to your Uber prowness
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SloBones
mUfFiN fAcToRy
Sex Panthers
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Posted - 2008.01.22 21:32:00 -
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I'll pay you 1 Mil an hour to come protect me in kourmonen. please send me an eve mail concerning this. or meet me at the muffin's HQ and we can discuss.
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Inertial
Blood Reavers
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Posted - 2008.01.22 21:35:00 -
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Originally by: ApaKaka
4. especially in the context where you want to appear better than someone else at grammar by correcting theirs.
But I was marginally better!
I do however admit that sometimes I come of as a *******, and that is because I am a ass sometimes.
That said, I don't actually understand your name...
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Shadow Joy
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Posted - 2008.01.22 21:44:00 -
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I think I see where you are going Dark Fairy:
1) Ask for very modest protection fee with alt.
2) Bring in main to harvest the people who paid for protection.
It's a win win. Absolutely brilliant.
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