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DJ FunkyBacon
Eve Radio Corporation
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Posted - 2008.02.02 15:14:00 -
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Ballistic controls on a lazer gun space ship?! WTF?!?!?!
"Those who are about to die, we salute you."
When: Thursday, February 7th. 1900 Eve Time Where: Yrmori <---- Same as last week.
What: What's more fun than killing someone with a cruiser? Killing someone with a cruiser that has no business killing anyone!
T1 Cruisers with the dumbest fittings you can think of are the order of business this week. We urge you to ignore any bonuses your ship has and just fit for an LOL killmail.
Slap lazer guns on your lolicose, a cruise launcher on your omen. Give your hybrid turrets extra punching power with ballistic control units, and fill your hold with the most useless random crap you can find... perhaps even my frozen corpse???
BRING EWAR. Webs and scrams are needed. This is the one part that should not be LOL funny. People will run from us, if we can't lock them down we get no kills.
We'll begin forming the fleet at 1830. This is a suicide mission, so plan to die a horrible death somewhere out in 0.0. I recommend getting your ship nearby a day or more early.
Bring Friends! Anyone is welcome to join us... even AAA!
Prizes will be offered to the people who score KBs on anything we kill, based on the value of the kill. If we only get 1 or 2 kills, I'll be giving out huge bonus bounties on what we DO kill.
This event will be covered LIVE on Eve-Radio.
This week promises to be a good time. Alliances in the north typically crap themselves when they see us and call in cap ships. It seems everyone but INTERDICTION is afraid to lose even a single ship to us. But we're not afraid, oh noes. Better watch your fighters this week and leave your bubbles at home. We.... don't....run!
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Mirana Niranne
The Ninja Coalition
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Posted - 2008.02.03 16:34:00 -
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So will the Battleship Gun Man and Minerdave with his shuttle hauling Osprey make a return???
News at 11.
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Xanos Blackpaw
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2008.02.04 09:44:00 -
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i will be there!! i will do the same as the miner...i will have a shuttle in my hold and just before i pop i'l eject it so i can fly away!!!
Playing minmatar is "like going down a flight of stairs in a office chair firing an Uzi". |

P'uck
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Posted - 2008.02.05 06:47:00 -
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Edited by: P''uck on 05/02/2008 06:55:12 i worked out a fiendish plan for the comedy cruisers. in fact my scheme is so sinister and complex that i think i have to explain it in detail here, because when the proverbial p00p00 will finally hit the fan on thursday, im pretty sure Funky will be too busy watching all the pretty lights and explosions to actually grasp the whole genius behind my setup.
ok.. my first thought was... lets put a battleship sized MWD on a stabber. turns out, it needs a pg rig and 3 RCUs to fit. which is about 50 mil.
but to be honest... oversized speedmods... we had that. its not a new or special idea or anything. i understand that.
whats new on my setup is the little extra length i went. i tried to gimp the ships capacitor enough, so i would NOT be able to actually USE the MWD at first i considered Cap fluxes, but that would require more pg rigs, so i just filled the medslots with MWDs. frigate sized ones. every extra mwd takes another 25% off the cap. perfect.
so i have one BIG mwd, that cost 50 mil to fit, which i cant use, not even for a single burst. it just doesnt ever go off. and then i have those small mwds, which will go off, but are to weak to actually do anyting noticeable.
but hey, a stabber is all about speed, and i got lots of speedmods. 
now i only have to find something that fits in the highslots, with just 20 grid left or so tbh i have some ideas, but i wont tell you all of my secret underground fitting lair tricks.
edit; oh my god! i just discovered i need a medslot for tackling to qualify for scoring! CRAP!
another 50 to 100 mil down the drain because i have to get a cap flux coil on there instead of an RCU 
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Julius Rigel
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Posted - 2008.02.06 14:20:00 -
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Edited by: Julius Rigel on 06/02/2008 14:19:49 My hull tank/shield booster hybrid Celestis:
High slots;
2x Standard Missile Launcher I (Piranha Light Missile) 2x Medium Modal Laser I (Radio S)
Medium slots;
10mn Afterburner I Sensor Booster I (Scan Resolution) Warp Disruptor I Stasis Webifier I Large Shield Booster I
Low slots;
3x Reinforced Bulkheads II
Those t2 hull plates were 3.5mil each, but it's worth it for the greater good! (read: greater fun) - Eve Radio Theme Fleet unofficial mini site! |

Xanos Blackpaw
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2008.02.06 18:26:00 -
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dont forget to fill your hold with random crap guys! the wierder the better!!
Playing minmatar is "like going down a flight of stairs in a office chair firing an Uzi". |

Antoine Lefevre
Space Perverts and Forum Warriors United
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Posted - 2008.02.07 04:42:00 -
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I'll join ^.^
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Teal Xanth
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Posted - 2008.02.07 11:52:00 -
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I will have to catch the next one, I have been out of town over a month, but this sounds like something I would be good at. (being counter productive) Every since I read this I have been brain storming. I could wreck a setup very easily, been doing it for over a year already. :)
-Teal
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TimGascoigne
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Posted - 2008.02.07 20:51:00 -
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Edited by: TimGascoigne on 07/02/2008 20:53:34 kill
kill
loss
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Erick Thrakrar
TSB - HALO
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Posted - 2008.02.07 20:52:00 -
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Two kills this time:
http://www.battleclinic.com/eve_online/pk/view.php?type=player&name=Hannavas%20Lite&filter=losses&id=3071562#mail
http://www.battleclinic.com/eve_online/pk/view.php?type=player&name=Sawny%20Bean&filter=losses&id=3071563#mail
And my loss, the amazing hull tanking ecm Moa:
http://www.battleclinic.com/eve_online/pk/view.php?type=player&name=Erick%20Thrakrar&filter=losses&id=3071566#mail
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Xanos Blackpaw
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2008.02.07 20:54:00 -
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Edited by: Xanos Blackpaw on 07/02/2008 20:55:01 my deaths MOA http://www.battleclinic.com/eve_online/pk/view.php?type=player&name=Xanos%20Blackpaw&filter=losses&id=3071570#mail SHUTTLE http://www.battleclinic.com/eve_online/pk/view.php?type=player&name=Xanos%20Blackpaw&filter=losses&id=3071572#mail
POD http://www.battleclinic.com/eve_online/pk/view.php?type=player&name=Xanos%20Blackpaw&filter=losses&id=3071594#mail
yes i had a shuttle in my moa...i jettisoned it when i reached hull
Playing minmatar is "like going down a flight of stairs in a office chair firing an Uzi". |

Julius Rigel
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Posted - 2008.02.07 20:56:00 -
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NOOOO!!!! I LOST MY TECH 2 HULL TANK!!!!
Just kidding I'm not upset of course, it was great fun!
Video and stuff coming SoonÖ - Eve Radio Theme Fleet unofficial mini site! |

motorhed
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Posted - 2008.02.07 20:57:00 -
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friendly fire lol
http://www.battleclinic.com/eve_online/pk/view.php?type=player&name=international+harvester&id=3071558&page=1&filter=losses#mail
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Thomas Chamberlain
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Posted - 2008.02.07 21:02:00 -
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Edited by: Thomas Chamberlain on 07/02/2008 21:03:45 I got two kills: http://www.battleclinic.com/eve_online/pk/view.php?type=player&name=Thomas+Chamberlain&id=3071562&page=1&filter=kills#mail
http://www.battleclinic.com/eve_online/pk/view.php?type=player&name=Thomas+Chamberlain&id=3071558&page=1&filter=kills#mail
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DJ FunkyBacon
Eve Radio Corporation
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Posted - 2008.02.07 21:06:00 -
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Edited by: DJ FunkyBacon on 07/02/2008 21:07:52
Originally by: motorhed friendly fire lol
Heh, sorry about that. We told them to stop firing but you know the guys that end up coming on these events.... they got excited and couldn't control themselves.
Anyways, thanks to everyone who came... it's actually quite fun to die when you mean to. :)
Thanks to SMASH for not bringing their cap fleet to deal with us.
Thomas, friendly fire doesn't count :P If I gave out prizes for friendly kills we wouldn't get more than 1 jump into 0.0.
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Thorne Zyman
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Posted - 2008.02.07 21:10:00 -
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http://www.battleclinic.com/eve_online/pk/view.php?type=player&name=Thorne+Zyman&id=3071628&page=1&filter=losses#mail
Shield Tanked, Armour Tanked, Hull Tanked, Speed Tanked and Honour Tanked.
How on earth did it die?
Got top damage dealer on the bomber though :)
ps: sorry, didn't have time to put comedy junk in cargo. Besides, I'm not risking my exotic dancers for this!
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Orion Eridanus
Dark Nova Crisis Chain of Chaos
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Posted - 2008.02.07 21:14:00 -
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My loss
Originally by: Paulo Damarr That is a most Excellent Drake fitting, you are lucky to have survived.
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Thomas Chamberlain
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Posted - 2008.02.07 21:15:00 -
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That was me who laid the final blow on "friendly fire" however, he was a valid target, by the time i fired I stopped immediately, but looks like my missile got him.
I had the same thing happen to me before, the key is rejoin the fleet before you jump into the battle, because you show up on overview as a valid target and not part of the fleet.
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Maxmillian Syfax
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Posted - 2008.02.07 21:19:00 -
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Edited by: Maxmillian Syfax on 07/02/2008 21:19:39 Thx for the fight guys.
http://smash-alliance.com/kb/?a=kill_related&kll_id=29279 All losses
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DJ FunkyBacon
Eve Radio Corporation
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Posted - 2008.02.07 21:41:00 -
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Originally by: Thomas Chamberlain Edited by: Thomas Chamberlain on 07/02/2008 21:17:39 Edited by: Thomas Chamberlain on 07/02/2008 21:16:46 That was me who laid the final blow on "friendly fire" however, he was a valid target, by the time i fired I stopped when people said stop, but looks like my missile got a part of him.
I had the same thing happen to me before, the key is rejoin the fleet before you jump into the battle, because you show up on overview as a valid target and not part of the fleet.
I got shot up the same way during drone swarm =( .
It's cool man, you got revenge then :P you just get no prize. 
Max, your link didn't work. This might work though.
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Julius Rigel
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Posted - 2008.02.07 22:30:00 -
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EVE Radio Temple and the Melting Paraiso U.F.O! The Movie!
That's not actually the name of the event, that's just me trying to be silly. But since nobody has ever heard of Acid Mothers Temple and the Melting Paraiso U.F.O, it wasn't really that funny.
Enjoy the video anyway  - Eve Radio Theme Fleet unofficial mini site! |

TimGascoigne
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Posted - 2008.02.07 22:44:00 -
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Originally by: Julius Rigel EVE Radio Temple and the Melting Paraiso U.F.O! The Movie!
That's not actually the name of the event, that's just me trying to be silly. But since nobody has ever heard of Acid Mothers Temple and the Melting Paraiso U.F.O, it wasn't really that funny.
Enjoy the video anyway 
wow and uploaded on the same day 
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copeq harkonnen
Caldari Silver Snake Enterprise SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.07 23:28:00 -
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Edited by: copeq harkonnen on 07/02/2008 23:28:36 most fun i had in a while =) http://smash-alliance.com/kb/?a=kill_related&kll_id=29313
hopefully we catch ya again =D
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Julius Rigel
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Posted - 2008.02.08 08:14:00 -
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Originally by: TimGascoigne
Originally by: Julius Rigel

wow and uploaded on the same day 
Yes I always try to get some clips up before the day ends  - Eve Radio Theme Fleet unofficial mini site! |

DJ FunkyBacon
Eve Radio Corporation
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Posted - 2008.02.08 14:18:00 -
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Originally by: Julius Rigel EVE Radio Temple and the Melting Paraiso U.F.O! The Movie!
That's not actually the name of the event, that's just me trying to be silly. But since nobody has ever heard of Acid Mothers Temple and the Melting Paraiso U.F.O, it wasn't really that funny.
Enjoy the video anyway 
Just a note, the mini site is not very friendly to a 1024x768 screen res.
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Erick Thrakrar
TSB - HALO
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Posted - 2008.02.08 20:35:00 -
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My video of the event is now available over on the videos forum:
http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=700983
And in case you missed them, also check out my videos from previous events:
http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=696048
http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=681004
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