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Nerogk Shorn
Caldari Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.02.03 11:07:00 -
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Rather recently CCP released a Developer's Blog with a very disturbing message at the end. "Enjoy shooting each other in the face!"
Why does CCP expect us to "enjoy" shooting eachother in the face? Why the face? Is shooting someone in the face more pleasureable than say shooting someone in the sternum? How does CCP know this? Why does CCP promote this graphic and sadistic violence? Should I enjoy it? Does CCP enjoy it? Has CCP shot each other in the face?
I've never shot anyone in the face while playing EVE. I've certainly exploded many helpless escape pods, but never shot someone in the face. Where can I get some of this face shooting? If CCP expects me to enjoy it so much, I expect that I should at least be able to partake in this activity. Where though? When though? Conspiracy much? /me ponders
The Bulbasaur Wizard D-F-A-A-B-A-A-S
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Amarria Black
Clan Anthraxx
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Posted - 2008.02.03 11:09:00 -
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Ambulation.
Originally by: Frug Your reputation has been entirely redeemed in my eyes. I now want your babies.
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Admiral Drakkisath
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Posted - 2008.02.03 11:09:00 -
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Sir, you are officialy the idiot of the year 2008. Contest is over guys, stop trying.
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Amarria Black
Clan Anthraxx
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Posted - 2008.02.03 11:13:00 -
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Originally by: Admiral Drakkisath Sir, you are officialy the idiot of the year 2008. Contest is over guys, stop trying.
Says the guy named after the two-bit WoW boss at the end of UBRS.
Originally by: Frug Your reputation has been entirely redeemed in my eyes. I now want your babies.
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SoftRevolution
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Posted - 2008.02.03 11:16:00 -
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How much time did you spend thinking about this? EVE RELATED CONTENT |
Elias Modron
Rage For Order Nihil-Obstat
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Posted - 2008.02.03 11:17:00 -
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Originally by: Amarria Black
Says the guy named after the two-bit WoW boss at the end of UBRS.
ZING!
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Bimjo
Caldari SKULLDOGS
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Posted - 2008.02.03 11:32:00 -
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owned ======================== XXX |
Zaellus
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Posted - 2008.02.03 11:35:00 -
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Originally by: Amarria Black
Originally by: Admiral Drakkisath Sir, you are officialy the idiot of the year 2008. Contest is over guys, stop trying.
Says the guy named after the two-bit WoW boss at the end of UBRS.
how is it that you know of this obscure WoW boss? could it be a WoW fan trying to use WoW as an insult? |
Asukari Sumai
Caldari Avadon.
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Posted - 2008.02.03 11:35:00 -
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Stop thinkning about crap like this and get back to the war dammit ... I'm running out of things to shoot at
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Scott Ryder
Infestation. The Cosa Nostra
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Posted - 2008.02.03 11:38:00 -
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Originally by: Nerogk Shorn Rather recently CCP released a Developer's Blog with a very disturbing message at the end. "Enjoy shooting each other in the face!"
Why does CCP expect us to "enjoy" shooting eachother in the face? Why the face? Is shooting someone in the face more pleasureable than say shooting someone in the sternum? How does CCP know this? Why does CCP promote this graphic and sadistic violence? Should I enjoy it? Does CCP enjoy it? Has CCP shot each other in the face?
I've never shot anyone in the face while playing EVE. I've certainly exploded many helpless escape pods, but never shot someone in the face. Where can I get some of this face shooting? If CCP expects me to enjoy it so much, I expect that I should at least be able to partake in this activity. Where though? When though? Conspiracy much? /me ponders
Dumbass dip****
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Amarria Black
Clan Anthraxx
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Posted - 2008.02.03 11:39:00 -
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Originally by: Zaellus
Originally by: Amarria Black
Originally by: Admiral Drakkisath Sir, you are officialy the idiot of the year 2008. Contest is over guys, stop trying.
Says the guy named after the two-bit WoW boss at the end of UBRS.
how is it that you know of this obscure WoW boss? could it be a WoW fan trying to use WoW as an insult?
Because *gasp* I played WoW, and have a head for completely useless facts. Want to know the names of the princes in Darkness Falls, DAoC?
Originally by: Frug Your reputation has been entirely redeemed in my eyes. I now want your babies.
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The Socialworker
Minmatar The Socialworkers
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Posted - 2008.02.03 11:41:00 -
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I also picture shooting someone in the face when activating guns. With nos I picture ripping out someones lower intestine with my bare hands and eating it, and with smartbombs dropping someone into a giant blender feet first. With drones I just picture drones, which is probably a bit weard.
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Jin Jaquzta
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Posted - 2008.02.03 11:55:00 -
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lol, to little to whine about?
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1Evildude
Gallente Kingdom of Kador
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Posted - 2008.02.03 12:29:00 -
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Originally by: Nerogk Shorn Rather recently CCP released a Developer's Blog with a very disturbing message at the end. "Enjoy shooting each other in the face!"
Why does CCP expect us to "enjoy" shooting eachother in the face? Why the face? Is shooting someone in the face more pleasureable than say shooting someone in the sternum? How does CCP know this? Why does CCP promote this graphic and sadistic violence? Should I enjoy it? Does CCP enjoy it? Has CCP shot each other in the face?
I've never shot anyone in the face while playing EVE. I've certainly exploded many helpless escape pods, but never shot someone in the face. Where can I get some of this face shooting? If CCP expects me to enjoy it so much, I expect that I should at least be able to partake in this activity. Where though? When though? Conspiracy much? /me ponders
/me shoots Nerogk Shorn in the face.............. repeatedly.
yeah, this is much more fun. +1 to ccp.
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Roy Batty68
Caldari Immortal Dead
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Posted - 2008.02.03 12:33:00 -
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I fully concur with the OP's sentiment about a serious lack of face shooting. I would further postulate that the devs are more than likely hoarding all this 'face shooting' to themselves (probably in jove space) and this blog was evidently a slip up.
Further evidence of CCP keeping all the good stuff for themselves.
In the spirit of Johnny Jojo:
We demand the Face Shooting patch be released to the general public!!!
But of course now you're just reading my sig... |
Adonis 4174
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Posted - 2008.02.03 12:50:00 -
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Because they have teamed up with White Wolf and in WW's games it is always fun to specify where you want to shoot someone. ---- Anything less is wasted effort |
Larg Kellein
Caldari Agony Unleashed Agony Empire
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Posted - 2008.02.03 13:04:00 -
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End the discrimination, introduce spleen shooting now!
Also: CCP, stop hoarding the money shots.
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Lyria Skydancer
Amarr Dark-Rising The Dawn of Darkness
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Posted - 2008.02.03 13:12:00 -
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Maybe you fail to grasp slang expressions... -------------------------------------- The Inquisition III - Relentless Retaliation |
Nerogk Shorn
Caldari Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.02.04 00:36:00 -
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Originally by: Roy Batty68 I fully concur with the OP's sentiment about a serious lack of face shooting. I would further postulate that the devs are more than likely hoarding all this 'face shooting' to themselves (probably in jove space) and this blog was evidently a slip up.
Further evidence of CCP keeping all the good stuff for themselves.
In the spirit of Johnny Jojo:
We demand the Face Shooting patch be released to the general public!!!
After reading all the replies to my post, it seems to me that my original post may have fallen on deaf ears. Sorry I was overtired and bored, next time i'll make it more obvious and claim that CCP shot my EVE family in the faces, and i didn't "enjoy" it very much at all.
I'm glad some people understood that i wasn't being serious...
The Bulbasaur Wizard D-F-A-A-B-A-A-S
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Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
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Posted - 2008.02.04 00:40:00 -
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I remember this one time IRL I was out hunting quail with this guy, right. So, like, I shot him in the face with a shotgun. You know, accidentally. It's okay though, because when he recovered he apologized for all the trouble that the incident had caused me. It was a thoroughly enjoyable experience. I'm glad CCP understands me.
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Orgos Khenn
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.02.04 01:02:00 -
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Face Shooting is perhaps less cruel and unusual than Kneecap Shooting, Gut Shooting, Testicle Shooting or even Child Shooting. ---- One day...one day General will be worth reading.
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Nerogk Shorn
Caldari Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.02.04 01:34:00 -
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Originally by: Dirk Magnum I remember this one time IRL I was out hunting quail with this guy, right. So, like, I shot him in the face with a shotgun. You know, accidentally. It's okay though, because when he recovered he apologized for all the trouble that the incident had caused me. It was a thoroughly enjoyable experience. I'm glad CCP understands me.
Originally by: Orgos Khenn Face Shooting is perhaps less cruel and unusual than Kneecap Shooting, Gut Shooting, Testicle Shooting or even Child Shooting.
Totally Agreed. /signed. I <3 joo guys
The Bulbasaur Wizard D-F-A-A-B-A-A-S
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ThaDollaGenerale
The Bloody Red
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Posted - 2008.02.04 01:53:00 -
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I will personally welcome our new derek overlords to shoot me in the face.
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Brea Lafail
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Posted - 2008.02.04 02:32:00 -
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Edited by: Brea Lafail on 04/02/2008 02:33:41 The real question is: When will there be knuckle drilling? I ******* love putting holes in peoples knuckles, they're all like, "AAAuuuAAARGHHuaGGGfg, I CAN'T MOVE MY FINGERS OOagh..." and Im like, "Where's my money!"
Maybe we can get a "Positron Knuckle Drill" module. Even a specialized "Loan Collection" t2 destroyer?
P.S. I just remembered all those methods of torture chronicles, maybe each faction could get a module and ship based on those?
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Maglorre
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Posted - 2008.02.04 03:38:00 -
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The real question in my mind with all this is "what are we shooting people in the face with".
Think about it.
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Brea Lafail
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Posted - 2008.02.04 03:43:00 -
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Originally by: Maglorre The real question in my mind with all this is "what are we shooting people in the face with".
Think about it.
Genetic material; I thought that was well established.
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Maglorre
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Posted - 2008.02.04 04:34:00 -
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Originally by: Brea Lafail
Originally by: Maglorre The real question in my mind with all this is "what are we shooting people in the face with".
Think about it.
Genetic material; I thought that was well established.
Yes, that was my thinking as well. Some people just don't get it
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Nerogk Shorn
Caldari Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.02.04 06:54:00 -
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Originally by: Maglorre
Originally by: Brea Lafail
Originally by: Maglorre The real question in my mind with all this is "what are we shooting people in the face with".
Think about it.
Genetic material; I thought that was well established.
Yes, that was my thinking as well. Some people just don't get it
MONEY SHOT!! wooooo
The Bulbasaur Wizard D-F-A-A-B-A-A-S
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