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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance The Last Stand
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Posted - 2008.02.06 19:47:00 -
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Yesterday my wife cleaned the Smegma (sp?) from 23 Geldings.
If you don't know what this means, you are better off.
I am scarred for life. ---------------- Tarminic - 31 Million SP in Forum Warfare Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.78.2 |
Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance The Last Stand
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Posted - 2008.02.06 19:47:00 -
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Yesterday my wife cleaned the Smegma (sp?) from 23 Geldings.
If you don't know what this means, you are better off.
I am scarred for life. ---------------- Tarminic - 31 Million SP in Forum Warfare Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.78.2 |
Toasted Trucker
Toasted Industries
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Posted - 2008.02.06 20:01:00 -
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o dear god. my condolences to you and your wife... and myself.
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lofty29
Reikoku Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.02.06 20:12:00 -
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族---族
Latest Video : Relentless |
An Anarchyyt
Gallente Battlestars GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.02.06 20:13:00 -
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See, there's smegma, and then there's schmegma.
Originally by: CCP Wrangler Second, a gentile is a non jewish person
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Calderio
Caldari Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.02.06 20:19:00 -
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I thought retail was bad.
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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance The Last Stand
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Posted - 2008.02.06 20:19:00 -
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Originally by: Toasted Trucker o dear god. my condolences to you and your wife... and myself.
I may have to clean her with the heat of a thousand suns. ---------------- Tarminic - 31 Million SP in Forum Warfare Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.78.2 |
Roxanna Kell
FinFleet Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.02.06 20:26:00 -
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Its not all that bad, I am sure he d have few bad dreams this week, but the horses are happy, and that kids, is what matter haha
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Joseph 9
Digital Fury Corporation Digital Renegades
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Posted - 2008.02.06 20:27:00 -
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I was about to have dinner, now I am about to go and puke.
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.02.06 21:45:00 -
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So that's where cottage cheese comes from
Originally by: Avaricia look a goon lol
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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente Deadly Addiction
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Posted - 2008.02.06 21:50:00 -
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As a vacuum cleaner salesman I think it is safe to say my job sucks
also, lol smegma
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Royaldo
Gallente DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.02.06 21:52:00 -
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new word learned. \o/
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Kyanzes
Utopian Research I.E.L. Hedonistic Imperative
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Posted - 2008.02.06 21:55:00 -
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I never knew where SMEGHEAD in Red Dwarf came from... --------------------------------------------- GET TO THE CHOPPA!!! |
Xen Gin
The Dragoons
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Posted - 2008.02.06 21:59:00 -
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I had to re-paint the outside of the ship. I did ask why we couldn't paint the ships name instead of painting the ship around the name, but I didn't get a answer.
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xyeLz
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Posted - 2008.02.06 22:12:00 -
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When you said I was better off, I should have listened.
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Gyfrex
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Posted - 2008.02.06 22:16:00 -
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oh dear. ---
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F'nog
Amarr Celestial Horizon Corp. Valainaloce
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Posted - 2008.02.06 22:20:00 -
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And you still have any desire to touch her?
Originally by: Kazuma Saruwatari
F'nog for Amarr Emperor. Nuff said
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Magorath
KR0M The Red Skull
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Posted - 2008.02.06 22:20:00 -
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Wow, and I thought my friend having to clean just her horse's doodle was bad. Though she did have to clean it then put extra virgin olive oil on it, I kid you not the vet recomended it
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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance The Last Stand
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Posted - 2008.02.06 22:21:00 -
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Originally by: F'nog And you still have any desire to touch her?
I made her shower first.
Originally by: Magorath Wow, and I thought my friend having to clean just her horse's doodle was bad. Though she did have to clean it then put extra virgin olive oil on it, I kid you not the vet recomended it
At the barn they use Johnson's Baby Wash or something. Oh the irony in that choice of product. ---------------- Tarminic - 31 Million SP in Forum Warfare Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.78.2 |
Hooch Flux
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.02.06 22:47:00 -
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Why is there no "Puke" emoticon?
I say prep for dustoff, nuke the site from orbit...
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Orgos Khenn
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.02.06 23:31:00 -
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Guuuuuuuuh. ---- One day...one day General will be worth reading.
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Arvald
Caldari Devilish Intentinos
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Posted - 2008.02.07 00:39:00 -
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i just threw up a little bit on my keyboard
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Commander Diaz
Caldari Dark-Rising
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Posted - 2008.02.07 00:57:00 -
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At least the horses are probably happy.
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Suze'Rain
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.02.07 01:14:00 -
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well, at least she's not exaggerating if she says that everyone at her work are a bunch of smegheads. or that she's dealing with a load of*****s....
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Wendat Huron
Stellar Solutions
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Posted - 2008.02.07 02:56:00 -
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At least that job comes with the possibility of improvement, you can always film it, start a paysite and rake in the dough from freaks.
No-one would pay to watch me at work, damn they hardly pay me to work.
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Sister Impotentata
Elite Angels Of Death
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Posted - 2008.02.07 03:10:00 -
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When I pick up a cord of wood, the associated bits of bark and small stuff that comes with it, I call smegma. You can dry it out and burn it if you want to, but it's hardly worth the effort.
As for gelding smegma, I didn't know there could be such a thing. I thought such secretions were significantly reduced from a gelded beast. ----- TANSTAAFL
Originally by: Tommy I've go' the Scourges son. I thin' it's you wha' sh' b'ave. Wha'? You wa' aa' see 'f I go' tha' minerals?
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Atama Cardel
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.02.07 05:26:00 -
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Originally by: Royaldo new word learned. \o/
Hi five new word boddy o/\o
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Mr Friendly
That it Should Come to This Derek Knows Us
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Posted - 2008.02.07 06:41:00 -
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Originally by: Sister Impotentata When I pick up a cord of wood, the associated bits of bark and small stuff that comes with it, I call smegma. You can dry it out and burn it if you want to, but it's hardly worth the effort.
As for gelding smegma, I didn't know there could be such a thing. I thought such secretions were significantly reduced from a gelded beast.
NerdTime: Since most of 'those' exudations are from the prostate, sadly not. Frequency perhaps (depending on gelding 'cut' time or mare availability), but not resulting volume :)
Still... ewwwww.
Originally by: Mangala Solaris
EVE really doesnt have set goals, its a freeform sandbox - yes a sandbox with kids that occasionally take a dump in it, but a sandbox never the less.
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Sister Impotentata
Elite Angels Of Death
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Posted - 2008.02.07 06:48:00 -
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Edited by: Sister Impotentata on 07/02/2008 06:49:43 edit: deletzored ----- TANSTAAFL
Originally by: Tommy I've go' the Scourges son. I thin' it's you wha' sh' b'ave. Wha'? You wa' aa' see 'f I go' tha' minerals?
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Sister Impotentata
Elite Angels Of Death
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Posted - 2008.02.07 06:49:00 -
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Originally by: Mr Friendly
Originally by: Sister Impotentata As for gelding smegma, I didn't know there could be such a thing. I thought such secretions were significantly reduced from a gelded beast.
NerdTime: Since most of 'those' exudations are from the prostate, sadly not. Frequency perhaps (depending on gelding 'cut' time or mare availability), but not resulting volume
I think we're both wrong. Wiki says smeg comes from sebaceous glands. As such, they should mostly be unaffected by, you know, the chop. Unless intactness implies increased sebum production. Which it certainly might.
Edit: fixing quote pyramid. ----- TANSTAAFL
Originally by: Tommy I've go' the Scourges son. I thin' it's you wha' sh' b'ave. Wha'? You wa' aa' see 'f I go' tha' minerals?
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