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Kyrial Tidolfas
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Posted - 2008.02.08 17:07:00 -
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Hi all
I would like to extend an opportunity to the citizens of EvE the chance to invest with me in my subjectively awesome trading plan.
How it works
Whenever you make an investment, I will record the date of investment. Until the time your investment is withdrawn, no dividends will be paid. All interest will be paid upon the withdrawal of initial investment.
So let's say you invest 100m. 4 weeks later you wanna withdraw you investment, you tell me then I will arrange, within 24 hours, to get the money to you the amount of 100 x 1.025^4 =~ 110.5m.
In this way I work more like a bank than a bond or an IPO.
Security
No security will be provided. No auditing will be provided because I am not a scientology.
Business
I trade. There is pratically no risk in a failure per my assessment.
I will accept your investment until I have 500m.
I will return 2.5% a week.
Thank you folks
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Kyrial Tidolfas
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Posted - 2008.02.08 17:07:00 -
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Hi all
I would like to extend an opportunity to the citizens of EvE the chance to invest with me in my subjectively awesome trading plan.
How it works
Whenever you make an investment, I will record the date of investment. Until the time your investment is withdrawn, no dividends will be paid. All interest will be paid upon the withdrawal of initial investment.
So let's say you invest 100m. 4 weeks later you wanna withdraw you investment, you tell me then I will arrange, within 24 hours, to get the money to you the amount of 100 x 1.025^4 =~ 110.5m.
In this way I work more like a bank than a bond or an IPO.
Security
No security will be provided. No auditing will be provided because I am not a scientology.
Business
I trade. There is pratically no risk in a failure per my assessment.
I will accept your investment until I have 500m.
I will return 2.5% a week.
Thank you folks
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Shadarle
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Posted - 2008.02.08 17:10:00 -
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Originally by: Kyrial Tidolfas No auditing will be provided because I am not a scientology.
I don't know if I should laugh or cry.
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Shadarle
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Posted - 2008.02.08 17:10:00 -
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Originally by: Kyrial Tidolfas No auditing will be provided because I am not a scientology.
I don't know if I should laugh or cry.
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LaVista Vista
Conservative Shenanigans Party
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Posted - 2008.02.08 17:13:00 -
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Will this investment save the citizens of eve from the big danger of eve?
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LaVista Vista
Conservative Shenanigans Party
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Posted - 2008.02.08 17:13:00 -
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Will this investment save the citizens of eve from the big danger of eve?
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Daeva Vios
Ares Arms and Modules LLC
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Posted - 2008.02.08 17:16:00 -
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Watch out for those Thetans.
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DarkStar251
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Posted - 2008.02.08 17:48:00 -
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Have you ever met an OP???
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Von Ulrich
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Posted - 2008.02.08 18:12:00 -
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Originally by: DarkStar251 Have you ever met an OP???
Isn't it a "SP" ?????
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DarkStar251
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Posted - 2008.02.08 18:29:00 -
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Originally by: Von Ulrich
Originally by: DarkStar251 Have you ever met an OP???
Isn't it a "SP" ?????
True. My scientology knowledge = fail.
Although they do keep sending me emails asking me to come in and discuss how they could improve my life.... probably by removing all my monies :/
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Tachypnea
Blue Moon Rising Blood and Steel
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Posted - 2008.02.08 18:33:00 -
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You know what they say "mo money, mo problems" so i guess by that same logic, "no money, no problems" which could be an improvement. Plus if you're a good little follower you might be able to meet Tom Cruise.
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DarkStar251
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Posted - 2008.02.08 18:37:00 -
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Originally by: Tachypnea You know what they say "mo money, mo problems" so i guess by that same logic, "no money, no problems" which could be an improvement. Plus if you're a good little follower you might be able to meet Tom Cruise.
But hes scary, he can fly and has telekinesis :/
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Kwint Sommer
Incoherent Inc Otaku Invasion
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Posted - 2008.02.08 18:40:00 -
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Originally by: Kyrial Tidolfas
No security will be provided. No auditing will be provided because I am not a scientology.
You make Bunny cry
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Ridley Tree
The Black Rabbits
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Posted - 2008.02.08 19:42:00 -
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2.5% per week when you can easily make far far more than that per day via trading, especially when managing a small amount of money?
No security?
No audit?
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Shadarle
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Posted - 2008.02.08 19:49:00 -
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Originally by: Ridley Tree 2.5% per week when you can easily make far far more than that per day via trading, especially when managing a small amount of money?
This part is not a problem. Most IPO's offer 5-7% a month, which is less than this is offering. So the problem is not in the payout.
The problem for me is that the OP does not meet my personal requirement of being intelligence. The quoted portion in my earlier reply, highlighted by the bolded word, is the basis for this assessment.
Others are of course going to make their own call if they feel the OP is intelligent enough, trustworthy enough, etc to warrant investment.
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Tachypnea
Blue Moon Rising Blood and Steel
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Posted - 2008.02.08 20:59:00 -
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Edited by: Tachypnea on 08/02/2008 21:00:06
Originally by: Shadarle
The problem for me is that the OP does not meet my personal requirement of being intelligence.
Be nice. None the less, I sent you an evemail as I would like to invest in this, but would like a couple questions answered. So convo me in game when you get a minute.
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Atherin Gaius
Caldari Domini Umbrus VENOM Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.08 22:28:00 -
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Originally by: Shadarle
Originally by: Kyrial Tidolfas No auditing will be provided because I am not a scientology.
I don't know if I should laugh or cry.
I vote laugh until you cry. You can have the best of both!
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Kyrial Tidolfas
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Posted - 2008.02.09 02:23:00 -
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Originally by: Shadarle
Originally by: Ridley Tree 2.5% per week when you can easily make far far more than that per day via trading, especially when managing a small amount of money?
This part is not a problem. Most IPO's offer 5-7% a month, which is less than this is offering. So the problem is not in the payout.
The problem for me is that the OP does not meet my personal requirement of being intelligence. The quoted portion in my earlier reply, highlighted by the bolded word, is the basis for this assessment.
Others are of course going to make their own call if they feel the OP is intelligent enough, trustworthy enough, etc to warrant investment.
oh god the hypocrisy. the irony. the lulz. they combine to become hypocrulony.
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Shadarle
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Posted - 2008.02.09 03:09:00 -
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The difference is I know the difference, I changed my sentence structure to be less insulting and thus made a mistake. Next time I will just fire away.
On the other hand there is no way "No auditing will be provided because i am not a scientology" makes sense no matter how you change it. Even if you said "scientist" it would make no sense as that has nothing to do with auditing.
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Asteroid Bandit
NOPHEX PRISIM
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Posted - 2008.02.09 03:24:00 -
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I should warn you that any attempt to scam is a violation of galactic civil law and Lord Xenu will have you exiled, thrown into a volcano and blown up with a nuclear bomb for it.
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Treelox
Amarr Market Jihadist Revolutionary Party
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Posted - 2008.02.09 03:29:00 -
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Originally by: Shadarle
On the other hand there is no way "No auditing will be provided because i am not a scientology" makes sense no matter how you change it. Even if you said "scientist" it would make no sense as that has nothing to do with auditing.
Well it did make sense, and would have made better sense if he had used the word "Scientologist". One of their practices of religion is something called "Auditing".
It was a pretty lame joke, IMO, but it did make sense, even if he used the wrong noun. Although the use of the wrong noun I believe is explained, in that I am pretty sure the OP has claimed before that he is ESL.
That said, I have no intention of investing in this individual, his past behaviour turned me off him permantly. First impressions can be a biatch.....
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Shadarle
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Posted - 2008.02.09 03:39:00 -
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Originally by: Treelox Well it did make sense, and would have made better sense if he had used the word "Scientologist". One of their practices of religion is something called "Auditing".
I'm very happy to admit I am not an expert on every cult that pops up, especially those that use legal loopholes to act as a tax shelter for the wealthy.
It certainly appears no one here has the guts to take the OP up on his offer. I wonder if he will sweeten the deal or make it less risky to get some investment.
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Danari
Amarr Viper Squad Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.02.09 04:11:00 -
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Originally by: Shadarle
The problem for me is that the OP does not meet my personal requirement of being ->intelligence<-.
lawl self-pwnage is a beautiful thing.
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Kyrial Tidolfas
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Posted - 2008.02.09 05:22:00 -
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Just to clarify my usage of the nount "scientollogy" was a mistake. It was meant to be "scientologist". My mind lapses are more frequent now that my disease has progressed.
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Shar Tegral
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Posted - 2008.02.09 05:40:00 -
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The reference to another religion, no matter how joking or no matter what your opinion of the religion, is against forum posting rules. The op is not interested in being considered a serious ipo, from his/her statements, and I think we can all just leave it lying dead where it stands.
There is absolutely no need to express an opinion on Scientology or any other religion.
Thread Dead.
To Shar -verb: 1 - To say what you mean. 2 - To say what it means. 3 - To say something mean.
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Kyrial Tidolfas
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Posted - 2008.02.09 05:42:00 -
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Edited by: Kyrial Tidolfas on 09/02/2008 05:44:09 i declare myself a member of the religion Kyrial Tidolfas' Religion. I declare myself the god of this religion. I declare that insulting me is akin to insulting Kyrial Tidolfas' Religion and it's followers.
You see the ludicrousness in this??
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Shadarle
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Posted - 2008.02.09 05:57:00 -
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Originally by: Shar Tegral The reference to another religion
Kyrial's last post summed up why stating something is a religion does not make it so.
Personally I am part of a religion that finds the mention of any other religion offensive as my religion is the only religion and thus the mention of another religion is blasphemy. Thus anyone who ever mentions any religion is attacking me personally.
This is of course not true, but it is the very reason religion shouldn't be brought up in the first place. It always angers someone no matter what you say, truth or not. Thus the stupid joke in the OP should be removed and I am removing any mention I made to it as well.
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Shar Tegral
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Posted - 2008.02.09 06:14:00 -
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Originally by: Kyrial Tidolfas You see the ludicrousness in this??
I've never found it ludicrous to give a word to the wise. When proven unwise I simply click report.
To Shar -verb: 1 - To say what you mean. 2 - To say what it means. 3 - To say something mean.
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CCP Mitnal
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Posted - 2008.02.09 06:26:00 -
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Locked
If you wish to make a new IPO please do so without the religious references.
Mitnal, Community Representative
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