GrafX
Star Frontiers Academy
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Posted - 2011.09.15 04:57:00 -
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Once upon a time, in a galaxy only 27 jumps away....
I was flying one fateful day with with a couple of SF's, a couple o good 'ol boys from brick, i did not know them well, but i could spot talent an Au away, so i jumped at the opportunity...
"J K", "A S" and myself were hoppin systems and belts, doin some random ratting and pokin round for reds that day.
All was just dandy, we were fillin our holds with sweet faction loot, makin fat iskies,and postin on the kb's.
Then we warped into a belt and saw it, a large strange glowing officer rat, before that day, unknown to New Eden.
Wasting no time, J K locked the glowing rat up and just as he began to engage, a low magical voice came over coms and stated; "Please cease your attack! I am the TRUE POWER! ...if you will spare my ship, i will grant you one wish!
J K spoke to the magical rat and thinking of the shiny Thorax he was flying said... "ok then, if you can grant a wish... i want to be hung like my ship!
With a tremendous flash of light J K's wish was granted! and before you could reload hybrid ammo he was warping off to the space bar to share his new good fortune with the pilot'esses..
I found out later he had to jet a can to make room for his new mod...
In the meantime A S had deployed his hammerhead 2's and got a lock on the magical glowy officer rat in that strange belt, again, over coms, came that low space voice, and it said; "Please cease your attack! I am the TRUE POWER! ...if you will spare my ship, i will grant you one wish!
As, by now you can imagine, A S wasted no time and made the same request of the wonderful magical genie officer rat that J K had... and again a wish was granted with a fantastic flash of light! .. in no time at all A S was warping off in his Oneiros to the space club to impress the space bettys.
From what i hear on eve radio, he is a legend to this day in the jita red light district!
....Well not to be outdone, with visions of high times and prospect, I finally got a lock on that amazing magical genie officer rat, and with my 425's ready to strike and my mighty battle ship coming to, the voice of the magical genie officer wizard rat, came over coms once again.
I caught up with my companions a short time later at "El Guapos bar and soylent grill" an infamous beer garden where the space babes swim in oceans of beer, tears streaming from the pain, I stated above the din as my new friends pushed through the enamoured crowd towards me with obvious concern.... DAM MEGATHRON ****** ME UP!
so now i fly with this outfit because flyin with any other would just be embarrassing... >=) |