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jlangerud
Asteroid Mining Club
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Posted - 2012.02.16 13:42:00 -
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The story begins:
There I was sitting on the gate in Uttinador scanning the random hauler when I see this Hoarder land at 15km from the gate. Fire up the scanner and see a bunch of random trash in the window when out of nowhere I see 15 PLEX in the middle of the chaff. Well F1 and hes popped. I had my trusty hauler alt sitting right at the autopilot warpin so he did not have far to travel thankfully. Get to the can and hit scoop all ( Thank you CCP for that button by the way ). Well ofcourse he runs to a celestial and cloaks up and check to see what dropped. All 15 PLEX dropped. So while the alt waits out his aggro timer I go to Hek to get something that will get my booty safe in a station. Well for everyone that wants to see heres the Killmail.
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Micheal Dietrich
Standards and Practices
93
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Posted - 2012.02.16 13:54:00 -
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So you were the cause of death for Amy Whinehouse. All this time I thought it was the booze and drugs. |
Bernie Nator
Insidious Design Talocan United
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Posted - 2012.02.16 13:59:00 -
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So, full derp on this one. Nice. |
Johanne D'Arc
Rhine and Courtesan
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Posted - 2012.02.16 15:07:00 -
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Good work spotting this moron. |
Halete
Almost Epic
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Posted - 2012.02.16 15:11:00 -
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Nothing like a good ol' story about people being idiots transporting PLEX.
Let's throw a bunch of random trash in a completely untanked, big, bulky ship whilst flying in ******* AUTOPILOT. Surely that will thwart any prospective profiteers. Generic small-time hero-tackle pilot with no relevance. |
MisterNick
The Sagan Clan Pax Romana Alliance
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Posted - 2012.02.16 15:44:00 -
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I believe I saw a few +5s in there too. Drop in the ocean, of course, compared to all those PLEXs though "Fools! I'll show them all!"
What do you mean that one's already taken? |
Micheal Dietrich
Standards and Practices
93
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Posted - 2012.02.16 15:57:00 -
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I also enjoyed the comments on the KM. |
Radax Glenn
Stellar Cartography
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Posted - 2012.02.16 16:13:00 -
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Great score!
Loved the comments... |
Jint Hikaru
OffWorld Exploration Inc
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Posted - 2012.02.16 16:37:00 -
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Grats.... how are people still dumb enought to AP cargo like this????
Jint Hikaru - Miner / Salvager / Explorer / SpaceBum In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. |
Princess Bride
Corripe Cervisiam Trade Consortium
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Posted - 2012.02.16 16:43:00 -
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Mad due to jealousy. http://eveprincessbride.wordpress.com/ |
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Cable Udan
The Tuskers
93
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Posted - 2012.02.16 16:54:00 -
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Princess Bride wrote:Mad due to jealousy.
Not empty quoting.
I'm well jelly. http://chasingtheblueflash.blogspot.com/ My Pirate Blog |
Enik3
Greater Order Of Destruction Happy Endings
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Posted - 2012.02.16 16:58:00 -
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Hey I remember you from HIFI
Congrats, bro! |
Aggressive Nutmeg
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Posted - 2012.02.16 23:41:00 -
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jlangerud wrote:The story begins: There I was sitting on the gate in Uttinador scanning the random hauler when I see this Hoarder land at 15km from the gate. Fire up the scanner and see a bunch of random trash in the window when out of nowhere I see 15 PLEX in the middle of the chaff. Well F1 and hes popped. I had my trusty hauler alt sitting right at the autopilot warpin so he did not have far to travel thankfully. Get to the can and hit scoop all ( Thank you CCP for that button by the way ). Well ofcourse he runs to a celestial and cloaks up and check to see what dropped. All 15 PLEX dropped. So while the alt waits out his aggro timer I go to Hek to get something that will get my booty safe in a station. Well for everyone that wants to see heres the Killmail. Erotic literature like this makes the Eve forums worthwhile.
Thank you, sir. Never make eye contact with someone while eating a banana. |
Lyrrashae
Crushed Ambitions Reckless Ambition
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Posted - 2012.02.17 01:15:00 -
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Nicely done on culling the herd, OP.
E: Activate bass-boost if tune-engine is so equipped! Hans Jagerblitzen for CSM 7! (Mittens, you may not want to admit it, but your day in the sun is over. Next!)
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Ponies for the Ethical Treatment of Asteroids
966
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Posted - 2012.02.17 02:41:00 -
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I say, the wine in Caldari space is quite sub par |
Greg Valanti
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.02.17 13:17:00 -
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Nice score! |
Sverige Pahis
Thunderwaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.02.17 16:12:00 -
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Love the impotent rage in the killmail comments, +1 |
Daemon Ceed
Brotherhood Of Treachery
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Posted - 2012.02.17 21:35:00 -
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I have to sympathize with the victim. My client always screws up when I'm getting killed. It's only when I'm actually going to win a fight or get away that everything works perfectly. |
Kirith Vespira
Border Zone Excursions
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Posted - 2012.02.17 23:17:00 -
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Anybody that hauls that unprotected deserves to lose it. Period.
ps: And you killed Amy Winehouse?!?!?! Basterd!!! |
Spy 21
Lonetrek Exploration and Salvage
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Posted - 2012.02.18 00:57:00 -
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This makes me feel better about the 4 CN Invulns I lost that one time flying tween Jita and Rens... honest to god I totally thought nothing in a secure can would drop. They all did.
But anyway, thanks Amy for making feel better for my earlier stupidity. |
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Kessiaan
Greater Order Of Destruction Happy Endings
70
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Posted - 2012.02.18 05:41:00 -
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Daemon Ceed wrote:I have to sympathize with the victim. My client always screws up when I'm getting killed. It's only when I'm actually going to win a fight or get away that everything works perfectly.
If the target's client locked up he would have warped to 0 on the gate and then sat there, the KB comments clearly indicate the hauler was autopiloting. The obvious conclusions is that Amy Winehouse is trying to come up with some kind of story to be reimbursed, not that it will ever happen.
My killboard - http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=player&name=Kessiaan |
Beat General
Anarchist Industries Reborn Malice Alliance
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Posted - 2012.02.18 10:09:00 -
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Since when did PLEXes start to drop? |
Rei Seiji
Production N Destruction INC. The Last Chancers.
3
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Posted - 2012.02.18 12:16:00 -
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What a horribly crappy ship... it's like the person didn't even know what a PLEX was!
But to be serious, I can really sympathize with her. Warping to 0 is pretty dangerous, you never know if you get stuck in that jumpgate. I, too, have had safer luck running autopilot. |
Riedle
Wayne's TV and Appliances
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Posted - 2012.02.18 12:37:00 -
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Rei Seiji wrote:What a horribly crappy ship... it's like the person didn't even know what a PLEX was!
But to be serious, I can really sympathize with her. Warping to 0 is pretty dangerous, you never know if you get stuck in that jumpgate. I, too, have had safer luck running autopilot.
What? Under what circumstances is warping to a gate within jump distance not as safe as warping to a gate within disrupt range, but not within jump range?
Does not compute |
MisterNick
The Sagan Clan Pax Romana Alliance
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Posted - 2012.02.18 19:06:00 -
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Riedle wrote:Rei Seiji wrote:What a horribly crappy ship... it's like the person didn't even know what a PLEX was!
But to be serious, I can really sympathize with her. Warping to 0 is pretty dangerous, you never know if you get stuck in that jumpgate. I, too, have had safer luck running autopilot. What? Under what circumstances is warping to a gate within jump distance not as safe as warping to a gate within disrupt range, but not within jump range? Does not compute
Trolled "Fools! I'll show them all!"
What do you mean that one's already taken? |
Inkdew
Space Jumpers Bringers of Death.
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Posted - 2012.02.18 21:08:00 -
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Now that's what I call a good catch, stupid noobs.. plex doesn't take up much hull space, just get in a battleship or something fast and transport it like that -_- |
Rei Seiji
Production N Destruction INC. The Last Chancers.
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Posted - 2012.02.18 21:58:00 -
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Riedle wrote:Rei Seiji wrote:What a horribly crappy ship... it's like the person didn't even know what a PLEX was!
But to be serious, I can really sympathize with her. Warping to 0 is pretty dangerous, you never know if you get stuck in that jumpgate. I, too, have had safer luck running autopilot. What? Under what circumstances is warping to a gate within jump distance not as safe as warping to a gate within disrupt range, but not within jump range? Does not compute
"but ive had safer luck running autopilot ive had like 2 times warping right on the gate and just out of jumprange and got web/scrambled it sucked."
As quoted by our dear Amy Whinehouse |
Feligast
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.02.18 21:58:00 -
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This is what it's all about. Nice find, good shot, nice scoop. |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
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Posted - 2012.02.19 10:03:00 -
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Beat General wrote:Since when did PLEXes start to drop?
I was wondering the same thing. There was a ship a while back that got popped with something like 70+ PLEX in it, and all of the PLEX were destroyed. It was determined than that PLEX is destructible but does not drop.
Could that have changed because of the Polaris fleets? |
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