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Le Skunk
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2008.02.20 02:21:00 -
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You are carrying a bag of money.
You walk into a dark room.
The door shuts behind you.
The light goes on.
In the room are 12 people. You are surrounded. They know your coming.
Two have fuk off electrified nets. One has a tazer. One has a big golf club. One has a collosal glue gun. One guy is unarmed but has "face fuka" tattoed onto his knuckles.The rest of them have automatic weapons or various sorts all aimed at you. . They are bored, and poor, and they want your money.
What do you think the chances of you getting out of that room would be.
SKUNK
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Lucipher03
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Posted - 2008.02.20 02:33:00 -
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Depends on who else you have coming through that door with you
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motomysz
GalMatar Body Politic
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Posted - 2008.02.20 02:35:00 -
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About the same as getting through Vehan and into Onanam on a bad day.
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Sandman 17
Veni Vidi Vici. XIII Legio
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Posted - 2008.02.20 02:37:00 -
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Depends on how many warp core stabilizers and inertial stabilizers you've fitted.
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Rawr Cristina
Caldari Cult of Rawr
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Posted - 2008.02.20 02:37:00 -
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Originally by: Le Skunk You are carrying a bag of money.
You walk into a dark room.
might as well /wrist while you're at it.
I think it's safe to say you're not getting out that room
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Terail Zoqial
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Posted - 2008.02.20 02:43:00 -
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Very high, i'd give them the money and charm my way out of the rest.
Carisma sp ftw!
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Crackzilla
The Shadow Order SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.20 02:49:00 -
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Edited by: *****zilla on 20/02/2008 02:49:34
Originally by: Le Skunk
What do you think the chances of you getting out of that room would be.
If the room isn't a mausoleum, I'd say pretty good. Someone will have to collect the bits and haul away what remains.
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Ikasu
Gallente Scrutari The Cyrene Initiative
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Posted - 2008.02.20 02:50:00 -
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Originally by: Sandman 17 Depends on how many warp core stabilizers and inertial stabilizers you've fitted.
This
And a Micro Warp Drive would help -------------------------------------------------- My post does not represent views of my Alliance.
Eve is different, in Eve there are actual Heroes and Villains. Build your Legacy! |
Alski
Gallente Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.20 02:50:00 -
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I'd just activate my cloak and slowley drift past them. -
(combat) Patch belonging to CCP hits your drones, wrecking their liberty and freedom.
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Anaalys Fluuterby
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.02.20 02:53:00 -
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Actually, since my room is in the same building as the cops and I haven't proclaimed them my friend by joining thier gang, pretty good
Originally by: Audri Fisher On the other, the emo tears being cryed in this thread tell me that just because you shoot somebody for a living, does not mean you aren't a carebear
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Eval B'Stard
Minmatar Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.02.20 03:03:00 -
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If it was Chuck Norris ... He'd get out of there with his bag of money AND an arsenal of weapons, including the tattoed hands of "face fuka" -------------------------------------------
When we gonna see the 40km and 80km tractor beams ?
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Vitrael
Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2008.02.20 03:07:00 -
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Originally by: Le Skunk You are carrying a bag of money.
You walk into a dark room.
The door shuts behind you.
The light goes on.
In the room are 12 people. You are surrounded. They know your coming.
Two have fuk off electrified nets. One has a tazer. One has a big golf club. One has a collosal glue gun. One guy is unarmed but has "face fuka" tattoed onto his knuckles.The rest of them have automatic weapons or various sorts all aimed at you. . They are bored, and poor, and they want your money.
What do you think the chances of you getting out of that room would be.
SKUNK
Sociological studies conclude that 3/4 of Eve players would commence to log out of life.
The rest of us would either burn back to the door engage uber passive skin resists.
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Monkayy
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Posted - 2008.02.20 03:25:00 -
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Originally by: Le Skunk You are carrying a bag of money.
You walk into a dark room.
The door shuts behind you.
The light goes on.
In the room are 12 people. You are surrounded. They know your coming.
Two have fuk off electrified nets. One has a tazer. One has a big golf club. One has a collosal glue gun. One guy is unarmed but has "face fuka" tattoed onto his knuckles.The rest of them have automatic weapons or various sorts all aimed at you. . They are bored, and poor, and they want your money.
What do you think the chances of you getting out of that room would be.
SKUNK
I would immediately evacuate my bowel and start flinging it around ..... I had a nice hot curry for dinner
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Arthur Frayn
Veterans Of Liberation Ltd.
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Posted - 2008.02.20 03:26:00 -
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West of House You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here.
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..wait, wrong game.
-- Eve needs a dose of Top Gun without the sweaty shower scenes. |
N1fty
Amarr Galactic Shipyards Inc HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2008.02.20 03:28:00 -
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Buy all their weapons and stuff. Then kill them all, take the weapons and the gold. --
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Uzuness
Caldari stone grave haulage PROBABLE CAUSE
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Posted - 2008.02.20 03:36:00 -
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I don't walk into dark rooms, I don't like the dark. It's why I got a night light.
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Micia
Minmatar Thrace Inc Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2008.02.20 03:58:00 -
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Originally by: Le Skunk chances of you getting out of that room
50-50.
Either you will, or you won't. |
An Anarchyyt
Gallente Battlestars GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.02.20 03:58:00 -
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Edited by: An Anarchyyt on 20/02/2008 03:58:17 Dark Room
It is dark in here, you are likely to be eaten by a grue.
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Originally by: CCP Wrangler Second, a gentile is a non jewish person
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ZerKar
Caldari Zen'Tar
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Posted - 2008.02.20 05:25:00 -
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Edited by: ZerKar on 20/02/2008 05:27:07 Well if you kick the door in you might at least make it out of that room in pieces. The other alternative is to throw your money at them, so that they scramble over it and kill eachother trying to get their share, take one of those autos and kill the lot of them. Also you can duck and weave among them a bit and see if you cannot get them to kill eachother, biting the throat out works even for humans so give it a shot.
Oh..and btw...Do not go into Dark Rooms, you might get eaten by a Grue. +++++++++++++++ For the LAST time...
Keep your UGLY Typhoon off my SEXY Hurricane |
Shilikahn
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Posted - 2008.02.20 05:31:00 -
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Depends? Is said room in Jita 4-4?
If it is just petition it as stuck and beg a GM to move you out. as the lights never came on when the door closed and you still have about 42 minutes for it redraw to see who is in this room.
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Vasili vonHolst
Minmatar Gargamel's Lair
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Posted - 2008.02.20 05:31:00 -
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A dude with a big glue gun eh... Your just pwned. ------------------------------------------------ Movie + Trillion ISK In damage inflicted on the Care Bear community. |
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CCP Mitnal
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Posted - 2008.02.20 05:44:00 -
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Moved to OOPE.
Mitnal, Community Representative
EVE Online CCP Games Email/Netfang |
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Alicia Xae
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Posted - 2008.02.20 05:45:00 -
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Maybe they're your friends? Maybe it's a pre-arranged poker evening or something.
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Calvin Firenze
Texas Deep Space Warp to Desktop
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Posted - 2008.02.20 06:15:00 -
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Originally by: Le Skunk You are carrying a bag of money.
You walk into a dark room.
The door shuts behind you.
The light goes on.
In the room are 12 people. You are surrounded. They know your coming.
Two have fuk off electrified nets. One has a tazer. One has a big golf club. One has a collosal glue gun. One guy is unarmed but has "face fuka" tattoed onto his knuckles.The rest of them have automatic weapons or various sorts all aimed at you. . They are bored, and poor, and they want your money.
What do you think the chances of you getting out of that room would be.
SKUNK
Sounds like an inmate's bad dream about his jury. ____
Originally by: Morrow Disca You sir/madam, need a big cup of STFU.
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Helen Hunts
Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries
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Posted - 2008.02.20 06:20:00 -
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I quote one Mick Dundee: "Better than average"
If for no other reason than I don't play nice with others. _______________________________
Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money.
Any Questions? |
Kyanzes
Utopian Research I.E.L. Hedonistic Imperative
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Posted - 2008.02.20 07:50:00 -
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Quote: What do you think the chances of you getting out of that room would be.
Pretty high assuming you could quickly GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!!
Also, why the heck would they kill you? You could always say: "Hi guys! It was quite hard to find you, looked high and low! Here, I've brought your money."
And why the HECK would anyone send you into such a room with a ****load of money? --------------------------------------------- GET TO THE CHOPPA!!! The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. |
Marcus TheMartin
Gallente Deadly Addiction
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Posted - 2008.02.20 09:15:00 -
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Originally by: Eval B'Stard If it was Chuck Norris ... He'd get out of there with his bag of money AND an arsenal of weapons, including the tattoed hands of "face fuka"
2005 called they want their funny back
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DarknessInc
Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy Sex Panthers
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Posted - 2008.02.20 10:08:00 -
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Edited by: DarknessInc on 20/02/2008 10:10:06 It all depends how well you know your Gun kata
Gun Kata
If you can do that, they're all screwed
More on gunkata
Originally by: Viator Pilot Now I will go back to agents, already without the desire of adventures on the ass :)
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Shameless Avenger
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Posted - 2008.02.20 10:15:00 -
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Two golden guns is all you need. |
Thorion Mortisfilius
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Posted - 2008.02.20 10:37:00 -
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Edited by: Thorion Mortisfilius on 20/02/2008 10:37:36 Fairly good. I'd have traction running on a fairly clean floor. they'd have to wade through my crap. Plus I can run faster scared than they can ****ed.
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