Is this satire?

Is this satire?

Do the goons have any good PLEX selling ideas, or combos or something?

The power of two advertisement today, was a heavy tease and wonder if you guys have some heavy teases as well to lay down.

Do the goons have any good PLEX selling ideas, or combos or something?

The power of two advertisement today, was a heavy tease and wonder if you guys have some heavy teases as well to lay down.

(4:04:13 PM) the_mittani: you want to see me in propaganda mode, wait until you see this csm thread
(4:04:15 PM) the_mittani: that's propaganda
(4:04:46 PM) the_mittani: a good csm thread should send anyone into either apopleptic rage or a righteous fury

Why would you ask us? Isn't this more of a CCP thing?

Is he taking credit for my thread :mad:

If you give blowjobs, then you're going to get splooged on.

Sorry 'bout that, bru, but that's just how it works.

vote mittani if you like donge in your butte

The Mittani is extremely gay-friendly.

i was in a gay nightclub last night, no lie

only problem: not many actual gays present. it's madison's only really good dance club, and it was full of fat hetero female asian university students for some mysterious reason

Mittens:

Why you hate Titans and SuperC's So much?
Do they make you angry cause you can't afford them or what is it?

Why do you want to limit the game to subSupercap warfare?
That is basically saying 400 VS 500. the ones whit 500 wins.
So you are basicly supporting larger and larger fleetfights?

While I regret that a frank exchange of ideas has reduced you to this state, I do appreciate your honesty in laying bare the real differences between The Mittani and other competitors, such as your preferred candidate Hans. People who support The Mittani are well-educated goodposters who coherently and intelligently discuss the important issues and work with all parties in eve willing to cross the lines that divide us to work as one to make EVE better. And, while it would be unfair to tar Hans himself as having written such a post, we must keep in mind the character of poster he has attracted, who would post such vitrol and hate, while freely and openly stating that you are unable and unwilling to back up your preferred candidate with calm, coherent reasoning.

The CSM is a body that must work together with people of opposing viewpoints, and it is clear The Mittani has had a stellar track record in this regard. In contrast, we must note the tribalist nature of the opposition where candidates are supported not on their own merits, but merely as "the anti-goon". And, when necessary, the CSM must be willing to openly and coherently explain why ideas are flawed and unworkable. Goons, The Mittani, and The Mittani supporters are able to coherently do this without needing to resort to petty name-calling. Those opposing The Mittani, well, we need only look at the above post.

Are you implying that we would abuse the power of two promotion to get more votes for Chairman For Life Mittani?

lol why even bother posting a "Vote for Mittens" thread? The goons will vote for him. There are enough goons for him to win. Others might vote for him just to have someone to keep making fun of... but at the end of the day, this is really a moot point. Mittens WILL win because the goons WILL vote for him.

There was an interesting point made on eve radio last night. Of the 5.something thousand votes the mittani received, only about 1700 came from goons and their accounts.

We do a clever forums based vote allocation you see, and part of being provided with links to our candidate (Vile rat or mittani) also runs an exit poll on how many accounts you are voting with. Assume that these exit poll numbers are a bit wrong, goons are really ******* dumb, so I could happily accept that up to 2.5k votes for Mittens were from goons. That means that the majority of his votes came from outside his block, and I believe it would have been enough to have seen him on the council, as a member, without a single goon vote.

Vote for Mittens threads exist because there are a bunch of undecided voters to be fought over and he actually cares about more than just securing a free trip to Iceland. This alone should tell you that he is a better candidate than many of his opponents.

Though when you consider the number of alts goon might have in play (or padded accounts for voting) and that there are over 700k+ valid subscribed accounts it really kind of makes those figures quite indeterminate of complete player opinion. Especially when you look at that representation as being less than 1 percent of all accounts. Shows the level of interest afforded to CSM perhaps more than player approval of Goons, which we know will have been actively rallied to vote.