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Detshni
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.03.10 21:03:00 -
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They sure should have.
CCP, do something, now. I need to flush God damn it!
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Ticl Er
hirr Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2008.03.10 21:49:00 -
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Edited by: Ticl Er on 10/03/2008 21:49:29 I support this cause. May be they can add a comedy module that enables this facility. May be they can even restrict the module for black ops and maurodors (sp?) that are supposedly designed for deployment behind enemy lines for an extended period of time. First one to come up with a good name for it in this thread wins 5mil.
Eve and most eve players are just too serious, lighten up!
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Hirana Yoshida
Behavioral Affront
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Posted - 2008.03.10 22:00:00 -
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There's this big thing outside called 'empty space' - even has vacuum to facilitate the removal of unwanted items from the pressurised cabin.
Wonder if a nights worth of chilli would act as chaff against missiles when ejected?
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Chi Quan
DEFCON. Phoenix Allianz
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Posted - 2008.03.10 22:23:00 -
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please, i am glad eve has no teabaging. dont try to introduce it.
-- Tempus fugit -- quote spiralJunkie: it doesn't matter how you pronounce it, it still shoots you in the face |
Arana Tellen
Gallente The Blackguard Wolves Black Star Alliance
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Posted - 2008.03.10 23:32:00 -
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Edited by: Arana Tellen on 10/03/2008 23:33:07 You think that pod goo your in is fresh? recycling ftw. ---------------------------------
Oh noes!
Originally by: CCP Greyscale *moderated - mother abuse - Mitnal*
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The Herrick
Gallente SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2008.03.11 01:14:00 -
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Pod. Tube. Your ass. Up it.
Need I say more?
Originally by: Tania Russ
Those of us who actually build stuff and accomplish something worthwhile in Eve, as opposed to pirates, who basically don't accomplish anything but stealing other people's stuff. |
Detshni
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.03.11 05:29:00 -
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Well, there could be a ship called the toileteer. This ship would be the relief of every pilot in eve,
it wouldn't do much, except that if you haven't been to the toileteer recently you get random messages across the screen
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"The smell in your megathron is starting to become quite sickening."
lol
Jita Beer, cool, cold, green, and clear. |
LUH 3471
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Posted - 2008.03.11 06:56:00 -
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Edited by: LUH 3471 on 11/03/2008 07:02:50 a rorqual toiletteer version for alliances we need then maybe with a special abillity to release all its waste at once and detonate it kind of a small doomsday
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Azirapheal
Amarr The Bastards
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Posted - 2008.03.11 09:51:00 -
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*twitches at patch day madness*
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Sparticula
Gallente Marines Of A New Dawn Yarrbear Equity and Trade Industries
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Posted - 2008.03.11 13:57:00 -
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Since Trinity the 'EOS' is a flying bag of turd.
May she stick to all involved in nerfing her and supporting the nerf, you know who you are!
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Mihailo Great
GoonFleet
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Posted - 2008.03.11 14:19:00 -
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Can we load the toilet waste as ammo?
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Creh Ester
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Posted - 2008.03.11 19:16:00 -
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Really, are you all so clueless? There are plenty toilets on the ships for the crews. You, of course, cannot reach any of these. The capsuler pilot doesn't have a toilet cause there's no need.
For all of you who seem to have missed this: You have the standard catheter, that's the light salmon pink, slim soft tube by your left hip inside the pod. Insert this into your urinal. Make sure it goes all the way into the bladder. Press the little button marked 'fix'. This will inflate a little baloon at the tip, safely anchoring the catheter inside your bladder. Then behind you, you should find a thicker light blue tubing. That is your rectal probe. You just shove it up you-know-where. It operates automatically and will at proper times gently flush out your colon with a tempered saline solution. Odds are you won't even notice.
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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente Deadly Addiction Un-Natural Selection
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Posted - 2008.03.11 20:00:00 -
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pod pilots have tubes in their orifices to handle these things
Crew members have to use the air lock
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Creh Ester
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Posted - 2008.03.11 20:25:00 -
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Edited by: Creh Ester on 11/03/2008 20:28:16
Originally by: Marcus TheMartin Crew members have to use the air lock
Only on Minmatar and Amarr ships. Caldari and Gallente ships have crew toilets, which you as Gallente should know. Actually, even Amarr battleships and capitals comes with the option of fitting toilets.
And also 'actually' Minmatar pods feature a messy diaper system instead of tubes. Which is why so many Minmatar pilots favors to keep their clone in a Gallente station, and why you should avoid having your clone in a Minmatar station, unless you have some extra pods so you can change. Nano pilots should note however, that the Minmatar pod is somewhat lighter.
Of further interest is maybe that many Caldari and Gallente corps make toilet cabins and holding tanks for fitting in corridors of most Minmatar ships. True Minmatar brutors scorn such of course, since they increase mass and reduce performance by 0.007% .
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Adunh Slavy
Ammatar Trade Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.03.12 00:57:00 -
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Don't know about the rest of you, but my ships have toilets, bars, cafeterias, crews, rec areas, etc. Also my drones have pilots and not some AI. My Pod is little more than an escape vehicle.
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