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Fitz VonHeise
The New Order.
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Posted - 2008.03.22 00:29:00 -
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Anyone else know of a story?
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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance The Last Stand
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Posted - 2008.03.22 00:34:00 -
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Hey, does anyone remember that story about the POS module that randomly went flying off into the sunset? About how they had to get a GM to chase it down and destroy it. That was pretty hilarious. ---------------- Tarminic - 34 Million SP in Forum Warfare Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.79.2 |
Larg Kellein
Agony Unleashed Agony Empire
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Posted - 2008.03.22 00:43:00 -
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Heh, I remember that runaway pos module story. As I recall, the guy was chasing it in a shuttle too. Can't find the post, unfortunately.
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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance The Last Stand
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Posted - 2008.03.22 00:57:00 -
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Edited by: Tarminic on 22/03/2008 00:57:39 Edited by: Tarminic on 22/03/2008 00:57:25
Originally by: Larg Kellein Heh, I remember that runaway pos module story. As I recall, the guy was chasing it in a shuttle too. Can't find the post, unfortunately.
YES! I FOUND IT! Linkage
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SkyFlyer
Out-of-Space Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2008.03.22 01:25:00 -
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Edited by: SkyFlyer on 22/03/2008 01:25:03 There's one : http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=730717
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Larg Kellein
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Posted - 2008.03.22 01:37:00 -
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Damn you, Tarminic... I had to read that thread again, had forgotten all about the awesome screenshots too. Nice search-fu, though.
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Roy Batty68
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Posted - 2008.03.22 02:28:00 -
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Originally by: Nyabinghi Didn't someone ransom a guy for a pizza? That's an old story , don't know where it is.
Never saw that one but here's one of a guy paying his ransom with a banjo...
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Jogvan
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Posted - 2008.03.22 02:56:00 -
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Edited by: Jogvan on 22/03/2008 02:58:19 Edited by: Jogvan on 22/03/2008 02:56:16 Need help!!!! (sanity at risk) Yours too!
A tale of humor from WR3CK... [Honor Tanking]
i got scammed with a courier contract
EXPLOIT [Shuttle bumping]
Terms to person who killed me. [Liz Kali]
(Story) Cold Pizza
BTW, the stories "My most exciting PvP experience (that I survived)" and "Jump freighter down...and then his Thanatos!" both link to the same thread.
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Tai Paktu
Kiith Paktu Nex Eternus
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Posted - 2008.03.22 08:51:00 -
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Not a great or especially funny story but here's one.
I log on, bored as hell and check to see if there's any gangs up. Everyone seems to be running misions, so I decide to work on my sec status too (down, that is). Got in my Myrm and started roaming around the low sec we operate out of. I moved up our little one way constellation and got to a system that splits out in a few direction, one further up the pipe to high sec and one that heads out to 0.0. I've got a couple systems I know are pretty good, including a dead end with a station and a fair number of belts that's frequented by a carebear corp who I'm "acquainted with." The last time we'd visited I'd come away with a Hulk kill and (if I hadn't been so quick to warp out I might've gotten a piece of a cloaking Apoc). This system has a habit of cloaked things, but we'll get to that later.
So I had to this little place I like and along the way I see 3 others moving ahead of me, so I hang back a bit. But everytime I gate, there they are. Checking info I see two of them are still in Imperial Academy and one is in THORN and all about the same age as me. I hit the gate to the dead end just in time to see the last one leave local and the gate fire and I gate in. I wait cloaked and see a Prophecy warp to a belt. Local shows 5, myslef, the 3 I've been tailing and one blue. Quick check on my directional shows a Prophecy, a Maller and a Rokh, but the Rokh is definetly flown by the blue. I warp to my safe in the system where I can see most of the belts and discover the Rokh has escaped. I start up a convo with him and convince him to gang with me. He's only seen the Proph and the Maller so I know we've got a cloaker on hand, hopefully a Cov Ops...maybe a Recon.
I ask in my corp chat if someone wants to come and have some fun and my CEO says he'll come. 10 or so jumps. The blue gets in a Harbi and we're sitting on gate. Suddenly the Maller drops out of warp, 20km off the gate...and cloaks. The hell? I head straight towards where he was and pop my drones. Soon enough, he decloaks. But I'm not an idiot, no way I'm engaging him on gate with 2 of his buddies in local. He warps to a planet. "Trap dude, it's a trap," says my brain. "Shut up brain, I'm bored" I reply. And off I go to the planet, really hoping these guys are looking for a fight.
So my buddy is 5 jumps out (I later found out he was in a 'geddon, hence the being slow) and this blue I've ganged with has never PvP'ed before and doesn't use voice. I drop out of warp at the planet right on top of the Maller and engage. His shields are gone and his armour is starting to be replaced with red. And then I hear that horrible, horrible screeching sound and suddenly there's a Pilgrim next to me and a Prophecy dropping out of warp. ****. "Warp to me, warp to me now. Warp! Warp! Pilgrim is primary!" I switch my drones to the Pilgrim and put my second point and my web on him while keeping the Maller scrammed. As my cap drops below 50% suddenly and the Proph starts targeting, I see in gang chat "how do I warp to you?" Yeah, ****. I'm trying to time my injections but the Pilgrim pilot keeps knocking me down. I've got BC 5 and a couple rep rigs on my Myrm, but without cap I'm screwed. The last of my shields bleed out and a single sliver falls off my armour. I remember which of my 2 Myrms I've taken out. It's the one with the 1600 Rolled Tungsten on it. And my little newbie friend has discovered how to warp to me. We've got a chance. My cap may be gone, but there's not enough DPS coming at me and the Pilgrim is now in armour. The Harbi starts firing on him and he fires his neuts at me one more time then warps out. I inject but too late to catch the Maller. The Prophecy on the other hand I've got hold of. So I start taking him apart, wondering why he isn't going down faster. Then I notice in gang chat "should I shoot him?" /facepalm. Yes, yes you should. I shoulda just told him no and got the mail myself for the 92% damage I did... ______
Originally by: Marcus TheMartin
Originally by: Elliott Manchild Whats pvp?
its like missions except your raven dies
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Tai Paktu
Kiith Paktu Nex Eternus
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Posted - 2008.03.22 08:53:00 -
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So the Proph pops and I target the pod out of habit. I get the lock but decide to let him go for whatever reason. Suddenly, local ups by 1 and my CEO warps to me, too late to get in on the fun. I wonder why he brought a BS on voice and I make fun of him a for the overkill he's infamous in our corp for (once dropped a ______
Originally by: Marcus TheMartin
Originally by: Elliott Manchild Whats pvp?
its like missions except your raven dies
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Tzar'rim
Reckless Corsairs
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Posted - 2008.03.22 10:41:00 -
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W00t I made the list, I didn't know I was funny
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Fitz VonHeise
The New Order.
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Posted - 2008.03.22 14:20:00 -
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Originally by: Jogvan BTW, the stories "My most exciting PvP experience (that I survived)" and "Jump freighter down...and then his Thanatos!" both link to the same thread.
Ouch.... now I will have to try to find it again.
Thanks for you list of stories!
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RigelKentaurus
Flying Tartiflette Caldari Deep Space Industral
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Posted - 2008.03.22 14:48:00 -
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I don't know if it has been posted already:
The guy who was AFK in low sec and got blown up by an iteron _________
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Fitz VonHeise
The New Order.
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Posted - 2008.03.23 02:59:00 -
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Originally by: RigelKentaurus I don't know if ...
Nope but I put it on the front page. Thanks!
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Fitz VonHeise
The New Order.
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Posted - 2008.03.23 19:29:00 -
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If you know of any good stories then please add them...
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cold lazarus
Cross Roads Ouroboros Cross Combine
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Posted - 2008.03.23 20:30:00 -
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An old corp used to have a webbie full of funy pirate stories, Space Invaders. i dont know if they are still active or the webbie is still going maybe another old timer can remember
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Fitz VonHeise
The New Order.
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Posted - 2008.03.25 15:27:00 -
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Originally by: cold lazarus An old corp used to have a webbie full of funy pirate stories, Space Invaders. i dont know if they are still active or the webbie is still going maybe another old timer can remember
Anyone know who this person might be?
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Fitz VonHeise
The New Order.
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Posted - 2008.03.27 19:04:00 -
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Originally by: Jogvan BTW, the stories "My most exciting PvP experience (that I survived)" and "Jump freighter down...and then his Thanatos!" both link to the same thread.
I found it and corrected the link.
Any more links or stories?
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000Hunter000
Missiles 'R' Us
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Posted - 2008.03.27 19:22:00 -
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In a localchannel in a hi sec system:
Someone asked why the dread he just bought couldn't go through the jumpgate.
Then someone explained it to him and offered him a cynogang.
I didn't have to guess how that ended _______________________________________________________ CCP, let us pay the online shop with Direct Debit!!!
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000Hunter000
Missiles 'R' Us
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Posted - 2008.03.27 19:23:00 -
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Originally by: SkyFlyer Edited by: SkyFlyer on 22/03/2008 01:25:03 There's one : http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=730717
talking about a famous post...
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Necrnemous Negulesco
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.03.28 04:11:00 -
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Just a little low sec story, nothing spectacular but amused me
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Fitz VonHeise
The New Order.
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Posted - 2008.03.28 18:28:00 -
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Originally by: Necrnemous Negulesco Just a little low sec story, nothing spectacular but amused me
It is.... added.
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Cutter Isaacson
Hollow World Mining Corporation
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Posted - 2008.03.28 18:34:00 -
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i have no funny storys :O(
"The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible." - Arthur C Clarke R.I.P
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techzer0
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.03.28 18:40:00 -
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Thanks for nothing! Sorta...
Tale of Epic win and getting a carebear's "stuff" ------------
Originally by: CCP Mitnal It's great being a puppetmaster
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Fitz VonHeise
The New Order.
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Posted - 2008.03.28 18:55:00 -
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Originally by: techzer0 [Tale of Epic win and getting a carebear's "stuff"
Poor guy....
Added but changed the title (hope you don't mind)
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techzer0
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.03.28 18:57:00 -
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Hahah.. I like the changed title anyhow ------------
Originally by: CCP Mitnal It's great being a puppetmaster
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Fitz VonHeise
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Posted - 2008.03.31 17:45:00 -
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Looking for other stories....
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Fitz VonHeise
The New Order. SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2008.04.23 19:12:00 -
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added other stories...
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General Spaz
Minmatar Minmatar Mafia
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Posted - 2008.04.23 20:07:00 -
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Edited by: General Spaz on 23/04/2008 20:07:18 I have another addition to the David vs. Goliath saga.
The story is a few months old, I wrote it up on our personal forums, but never got it onto the eve-o forum.
Enjoy.
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Fitz VonHeise
The New Order. SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2008.04.24 16:49:00 -
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Originally by: General Spaz I have another addition ...[/url]
Added. (Did I miss the first one?)
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