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Bish Ounen
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Posted - 2008.04.04 17:33:00 -
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Edited by: Bish Ounen on 04/04/2008 17:33:18
As a counterpoint to the other thread here about movies you hate, THIS thread is about admittedly BAD movies (B-movies or otherwise) that you enjoy watching simply due to the comedy of their sheer awfulness.
Be it laughably bad storyline, abysmal acting, Superfluous (or shabby) sets or Pusillanimous Post-Production work, give us those fragrantly rotten tomatoes, those Guilty Pleasures, those movies that are SO BAD you just HAVE to watch them. If possible include an IMDB link so we can all share in the schadenfreude.
(No porn please.)
Just to kick things off, Here is my own Submission:
"The Fearless Vampire Killers, or: Pardon me, But Your Teeth Are In My Neck"
(Also released as "Dance of the Vampires")
Wikipedia Link
Absolute Travesty of a movie by Classic director Roman Polanski. Starring none other than Sharon Tate (Yes, the same one brutally murdered by Charles Manson), it is an abysmal retelling of standard Vampire lore, Minus Dracula. Feel free to read the synopsis on Wikipedia.
I particularly like watching this one on Halloween. It's become a regular ritual at my house, and my wife even watches with me, despite liberal amounts of eye-rolling at being forced to watch such a stinker of a film.
Ok, Your turn. What garbage do YOU love to watch?
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Frezik
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Posted - 2008.04.04 18:46:00 -
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The Mole People. I was introduced to this one through MST3k, and while Mike and the Bots did an excellent job on it, I couldn't help thinking that there's actually a pretty good movie in there. Or at least, an idea for a good movie.
Gundam Wing, because I don't find Releana nearly as annoying as most people do.
The Hulk (recent one). I think this one is a problem of expectations. People were expecting a cheep popcorn flick with a lot of stuff getting smashed up, not an intellectual diatribe on military ethics.
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Kyanzes
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Posted - 2008.04.04 21:50:00 -
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Meet the Spartans.
Watched it like four times. 
Rambo 2 and Rambo 3 are also quite bad movies. Have you seen Enter the Fist? It's not p0rn.
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F'nog
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Posted - 2008.04.04 22:17:00 -
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 Originally by: Frezik
Gundam Wing, because I don't find Releana nearly as annoying as most people do.
He said "bad movies". Endless Waltz is awesome.
Originally by: Kazuma Saruwatari
F'nog for Amarr Emperor. Nuff said
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Yao Shiu
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2008.04.04 23:46:00 -
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going by what's in the new dune movie thread, my guilty please would be the old dune film with sting in! I love that film  proper synthy scifi + sean young 
I have read the books, but I still love the film
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Micia
Thrace Inc
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2008.04.05 01:11:00 -
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Lust For Freedom
I looked for a trailer on YouTube, but all I could find was a music video by Grim Reaper, that has a few snippets of the film in it.
The film is really really bad... and there are two songs by Grim Reaper that get played over & over.
I love it. 
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DubanFP
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Posted - 2008.04.05 01:38:00 -
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Have you ever seen Batman The movie. Not like one of the more recent ones. We're talking about the original 70s children's flick. Oh man is it HORRIBLE!!! The thing is it's hilariously horrible. I've yet to make it through to the ending though.
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Posted - 2008.04.05 03:32:00 -
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Land of the dead
Dawn of the dead (the new one)
Final destination 1, 2 and 3
they are all pretty bad but I usually watch one every now and again while eating a chinese.
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Flaming Lemming
Puppeteer Press
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Posted - 2008.04.05 05:25:00 -
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Originally by: DubanFP
Have you ever seen Batman The movie. Not like one of the more recent ones. We're talking about the original 70s children's flick. Oh man is it HORRIBLE!!! The thing is it's hilariously horrible. I've yet to make it through to the ending though.
Adam West as Batman, Burt Ward as Robin, classic cheeseball entertainment.
"Holy bad movie, Batman!"
Is it wrong that I have the DVD of this movie..although, tbh, I'd willingly kill someone to get my hands on that Batmobile.
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F'nog
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Posted - 2008.04.05 06:05:00 -
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Here's an interesting conundrum, which is worse, the original Batman, or Batman and Robin?
Originally by: Kazuma Saruwatari
F'nog for Amarr Emperor. Nuff said
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Gaunty
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Posted - 2008.04.05 08:53:00 -
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Also Land of the dead, a football movie called Goal and i quite liked The Punisher.
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Orion Eridanus
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Posted - 2008.04.05 09:17:00 -
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Originally by: F'nog
Here's an interesting conundrum, which is worse, the original Batman, or Batman and Robin?
Batman and Robin. You could at least laugh at the original Batman, where as Batman and Robin was just plain horrible.
Originally by: Paulo Damarr
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Mr Jay
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Posted - 2008.04.05 10:49:00 -
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Pretty Sperm Soaked Faces
The storyline's crap and the acting is terrible, although the action shots are arousing.
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Bish Ounen
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Posted - 2008.04.05 13:24:00 -
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Originally by: Mr Jay
<obvious porn flick title redacted>
Dude, I said NO PORN!
Please guys, we ALL know that porn has abysmal acting in it. But I do NOT want my thread locked due to excessive links to adult stuff.
So please, keep it at least reasonably clean.
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Wild Rho
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Posted - 2008.04.05 15:36:00 -
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Deadly Prey. You don't merely watch it, you experience it.
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Gark32
X Bane X
Soldiers Of New Eve
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Posted - 2008.04.05 17:16:00 -
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Troll.
i watch it every halloween.
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maCH'EttE
Veto.
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.04.05 17:22:00 -
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Tank Girl
Great comic, terrible movie... But I still love it!
Originally by: Devil Hanzo (ISD)
I got pwned! 
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Derkhan Blueday
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Posted - 2008.04.05 17:31:00 -
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Originally by: Bish Ounen
But I do NOT want my thread locked due to excessive links to adult stuff.
So one or two links are fine then?
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Calderio
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Posted - 2008.04.05 17:44:00 -
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Double Decker Sandwhich 10.
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Deschenus Maximus
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Posted - 2008.04.05 18:18:00 -
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Originally by: Gaunty
and i quite liked The Punisher.
Oddly enough, so did I. I think the fight scene between the Punisher and the Russian is ******* brilliant.
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Jago Kain
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Posted - 2008.04.05 18:58:00 -
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Originally by: Orion Eridanus
Originally by: F'nog
Here's an interesting conundrum, which is worse, the original Batman, or Batman and Robin?
Batman and Robin. You could at least laugh at the original Batman, where as Batman and Robin was just plain horrible.
Agreed.
Incidentally, were you aware that Batman is actually a scouser? ....he can't go out without robin.
Hmmm... works better verbally that one. Oh well.
Next!!
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Sephra Star
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Posted - 2008.04.05 19:28:00 -
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Its called PROPHECY: "Babylon Rising"
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Bish Ounen
Omni-Core Freedom Fighters
Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2008.04.05 20:27:00 -
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Originally by: Sephra Star
<redacted tinfoil hat CRAAAAAZY crap>
Sephra. This is not the thread for your crazy. Keep the conspiracy-theory loony-bin garbage confined to your own threads or I'll report you. 
And to whomever asked, NO links to adult stuff please. (Unless the mods approve beforehand.  )
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Cmdr Sy
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Posted - 2008.04.05 20:42:00 -
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Edited by: Cmdr Sy on 05/04/2008 20:45:23
Critters.
The first one tried to be serious but came across as deadpan humour. The next three were shot as self-referential comedies.
The poster says it all really.
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Sephra Star
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Posted - 2008.04.05 20:44:00 -
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Edited by: Sephra Star on 05/04/2008 20:44:12
Originally by: Bish Ounen
Sephra. This is not the thread for your crazy. Keep the conspiracy-theory loony-bin garbage confined to your own threads or I'll report you.
The thread was asking for movies.
I posted one same as everyone else.
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ry ry
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Posted - 2008.04.05 21:05:00 -
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Edited by: ry ry on 05/04/2008 21:06:25
Dragnet.
recent favorites include a couple of antipodean zombie movies, Black Sheep and Undead.
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Royaldo
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Posted - 2008.04.05 21:24:00 -
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troma movies, esp love swap thing movies.
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Sharupak
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Posted - 2008.04.06 00:11:00 -
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Edited by: Sharupak on 06/04/2008 00:12:31
Edited by: Sharupak on 06/04/2008 00:11:23
The flat out winner for me has to be Linkage
CLASSIC!
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Praxis1452
The Hoodie Mafia
Cosa Nostra.
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Posted - 2008.04.06 00:56:00 -
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I've always wanted to see this: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/
it seems hilarious...
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Posted - 2008.04.06 03:37:00 -
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How have not a single one of you said STARSHIP TROOPERS!?
THis is the worse God Forsaken Movie EVAR!!
But it is so fricken awesome!!
I can watch this over and over again
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