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Brigitte Helm
Minmatar Flying Fox Industries
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Posted - 2008.04.17 16:02:00 -
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Ok.. I have a feeling this is going to get messy but I need some intelligent help from the community. I am currently working on a something called Podo, which is in the final stage, concentrating on the sillier aspects of Eve. When finished I hope to release it to all
So here what I need help on. There are chance cards, and I want these to reflect eve. To give you an idea of the things I am looking, below is the list of some of the ones I already have. I have lots but need more... many more... please help.
Thxs
Examples : You fall asleep at the keyboard and wake up in a pod The Damsel in distress falls in love with Krull and wont leave CCP nerf Janitors Your Exotic dancers all fall pregnant resulting in lots of baby janitors You are mention on Warpdrive active after Urban Mongral undocks by accident and you kill him. After several hours of mining your mind snaps and the roids attack you.
Hug a Carebear, Kill a pirate, squish a Rat, and tickle a dev.
Make Eve fun.... |
Tamia Clant
New Dawn Corp New Eden Research
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Posted - 2008.04.17 16:17:00 -
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Am I the only one who has no clue what the OP is talking about? |
Lucille Austero
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Posted - 2008.04.17 16:19:00 -
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seems like he's creating a monopoly type game based on eve. and needs ideas for the "chance" cards you would draw. |
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CCP Navigator
C C P
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Posted - 2008.04.17 16:24:00 -
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You undock from Jita 4-4 in an ibis with 3 bil in Faction/Officer mods. You have a welp day
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Faife
Blackrain Solutions Twilight Trade Cartel
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Posted - 2008.04.17 16:27:00 -
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if you're making an eve monopoly clone, then this is a brilliant idea.
"Ha ha! I have a monopoly on stain AND 3 PoSes on that square. 1.2bilion isk to me" |
Fifth Horseman
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Posted - 2008.04.17 16:27:00 -
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You were warned to set a long skill training, miss a turn while you whine on the forum. |
Brigitte Helm
Minmatar Flying Fox Industries
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Posted - 2008.04.17 16:28:00 -
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Originally by: Lucille Austero seems like he's creating a monopoly type game based on eve. and needs ideas for the "chance" cards you would draw.
Yep that is right Lucille. Its more like game of life then monopoly, but I got some Friends to try out first draft and it works... sort of.. but need more humour. Hence the forums
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Brigitte Helm
Minmatar Flying Fox Industries
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Posted - 2008.04.17 16:32:00 -
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Originally by: Faife if you're making an eve monopoly clone, then this is a brilliant idea.
"Ha ha! I have a monopoly on stain AND 3 PoSes on that square. 1.2bilion isk to me"
As above not with Pod-oh!.. but you give me a idea for the next one... It will happen. I promise he he |
Estel Arador
Minmatar AFK
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Posted - 2008.04.17 16:32:00 -
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You trash an implant while trying to plug it in. |
Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance The Last Stand
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Posted - 2008.04.17 16:34:00 -
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Quote: You accidentally hit the wrong F key while attempting to repair a friend. Say Hello to CONCORD!
Quote: It turns out that guy you smacktalked in local really IS a BoB alt!
Quote: You undock into a low-sec pirate war. It turns out shuttles can't tank very well.
Quote: That's a templar, an Amarr Fighter. It's also the last thing your crew will ever see.
Quote: Forget to check the contents of that mineral contract. You've just purchased one unite of Tritanium for the price of one million!
Quote: That can labeled "Free Ammo" over there? It wasn't.
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Faife
Blackrain Solutions Twilight Trade Cartel
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Posted - 2008.04.17 16:34:00 -
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You can flip a battle badger. Spend a turn scrammed and webbed.
You went to Jita, lose a turn.
You find a T2 Quafe BPO. You make 500 million before CCP shuts you down. |
Dyvim Slorm
BladeRunners INC
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Posted - 2008.04.17 16:34:00 -
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Go straight to Jita, Do not pass Go. Do not collect 200!
You'll also need the "Get Out of Jita Free" card |
Brigitte Helm
Minmatar Flying Fox Industries
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Posted - 2008.04.17 16:35:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Navigator You undock from Jita 4-4 in an ibis with 3 bil in Faction/Officer mods. You have a welp day
lol love it |
Roy Batty68
Caldari Immortal Dead
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Posted - 2008.04.17 16:51:00 -
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- You inherited some isk from Uncle Iskseller. Wallet set to negative eleventy billion.
- Suicide Gankers pop a faction mod hauling shuttle right in front of you. You gain 1 Chelm's Waffle Iron (or whatever)
- Your friend quits and leaves you all his nano'd ships. +3 to next 3 rolls.
- The forum mods did not find your 5000 consecutive posts in the thread, "Threadnaught? What threadnaught?" to be amusing. At all. Go straight to jail.
- Scam successful! You've made off with 2 carriers, 13 large towers, 3 jump freighters, and a sexy new minmatar shuttle! Inherit eleventy billion isk.
- Rapier decloaks and double webs you. -3 on next three rolls.
- Take a ride on the Interbus. Advance to Rens Avenue and collect 200 Isk!
- Busted! Teh Goonies saw through your alt spying plan and are now dry humping the mining ships of everyone you know. Spend next 3 turns on the forums.
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Faife
Blackrain Solutions Twilight Trade Cartel
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Posted - 2008.04.17 16:54:00 -
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Corp thief! Lose your PoS!
War decced by a blackmail corp. Pay 400m or lose a turn docked.
You scan down a Kernite belt in hi sec, roll again.
Gistii Ambusher dropped a Domination Invulnerability Field. Roll again. |
Brigitte Helm
Minmatar Flying Fox Industries
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Posted - 2008.04.17 19:13:00 -
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Excellent suggests. My favourite one so far is "It turns out that guy you smacktalked in local really IS a BoB alt!"
Keep them coming |
Danny Ackbar
Gallente Dirty Deeds Corp. Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2008.04.17 19:37:00 -
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Warped off without your Drones. Go back 2 spaces
You stop to read CAOD. All other players advance 3 spaces while you cry in despair
You fight of the gatecamp with your "Honour Tank" lose 2 turns |
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CCP WeatherMan
C C P
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Posted - 2008.04.17 19:46:00 -
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-You are charged of 1 bil by CSPA for occupying the GMs' secret hotline! Thank you for your contribution to the Polaris spa system. -Stop aside! You are speeding with that rigged nano engine. Buy our officer freighter disguise or you'll be subjected to an extended downtime for the next nerf patch. -Congratulations! You are awarded another reimbursement petition slot for surviving with only 1% structure left from the 5268974125639th lagfest. Lucky you! |
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Lord Flatulence
Caldari Spack Lords
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Posted - 2008.04.17 20:02:00 -
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SQL error in your favour - collect 100mil ISK |
An Anarchyyt
Gallente Battlestars GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.04.17 20:05:00 -
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Originally by: CCP WeatherMan -You are charged of 1 bil by CSPA for occupying the GMs' secret hotline! Thank you for your contribution to the Polaris spa system. -Stop aside! You are speeding with that rigged nano engine. Buy our officer freighter disguise or you'll be subjected to an extended downtime for the next nerf patch. -Congratulations! You are awarded another reimbursement petition slot for surviving with only 1% structure left from the 5268974125639th lagfest. Lucky you!
Who are you? Are you the new Prism X? |
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Tchell Dahhn
Amarr Deny Reality
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Posted - 2008.04.17 20:09:00 -
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"Go directly to Rancer. Do not keep your ship or pod. Do not collect insurance."
The Tchell Dahhn Manifesto |
Shadow Joy
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Posted - 2008.04.17 20:11:00 -
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The six pack of beer you drank waits until you are engaged in combat to ask to be let out.
Forgot to check the contact. What you thought was a Navy Raven is a standard Raven.
Forgot to check the map. That courier mission requires 4 low sec jumps.
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Tchell Dahhn
Amarr Deny Reality
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Posted - 2008.04.17 20:11:00 -
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"Advance ship to the nearest asteroid belt. If unmined you may mine it from 11km. If Veldspar, throw dice and pay Chribba a total ten times the amount thrown."
The Tchell Dahhn Manifesto |
Patch86
Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.04.17 20:15:00 -
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Originally by: An Anarchyyt
Originally by: CCP WeatherMan -You are charged of 1 bil by CSPA for occupying the GMs' secret hotline! Thank you for your contribution to the Polaris spa system. -Stop aside! You are speeding with that rigged nano engine. Buy our officer freighter disguise or you'll be subjected to an extended downtime for the next nerf patch. -Congratulations! You are awarded another reimbursement petition slot for surviving with only 1% structure left from the 5268974125639th lagfest. Lucky you!
Who are you? Are you the new Prism X?
What happened to the old Prism X? ------
Originally by: Dark Shikari The problem with killing Jesus is he always just respawns 3 days later anyways. |
Goumindong
Amarr Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.04.17 20:18:00 -
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Originally by: Lord Flatulence SQL error in your favour - collect 100mil ISK
Brilliant. |
An Anarchyyt
Gallente Battlestars GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.04.17 20:19:00 -
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Originally by: Patch86 What happened to the old Prism X?
He died when I found out he wasn't actually a woman. |
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CCP Prism X
C C P
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Posted - 2008.04.17 20:19:00 -
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Why do I need to be replaced?
And believe me, the only thing you get from SQL errors are node deaths and an excessively agitated Prism X on the forums. |
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Kazuo Ishiguro
House of Marbles Zzz
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Posted - 2008.04.17 20:24:00 -
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I suggest people add some of the 'session change in progress' variants... |
Tchell Dahhn
Amarr Deny Reality
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Posted - 2008.04.17 20:31:00 -
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"You are unable to warp because you are warp scrambled. Go back three spaces."
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Arous Drephius
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.04.17 20:33:00 -
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Spend a turn breaking Scotty's nose for not letting you change ship. |
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