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Tchell Dahhn
Amarr Deny Reality
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Posted - 2008.04.18 17:20:00 -
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For too long, our particular brand of Piracy has gone relatively unnoticed by the more recognizable Pirates...
From the -10.0 Brigands, the 0.0 Hunters, our lowsec Brethren, the Gatecampers, and even the highsec Griefers and Can-Flippers, we have been regarded as an annoyance to highsec Mission Runners, and little more.
Sure, we get the occasional angry smack thrown our way in local, and every so often, we get to smile at yet another Runner succumbing to their anger as they proceed to get themselves Concorded for a knee-jerk reaction to their perceived distress of losing the mission wrecks to our Salvagers.
I say NO MORE! No more shall we sit back, and let the Mission Runners see us as nothing more than a minor annoyance!
I call for a WEEKEND LONG attack on the two Missioning Hubs named Dodixie and Motsu! I ask that every Ninja Salvager who believes they deserve respect for their craft congregate in these two systems, and I call for the following: SALVAGE EVERY WRECK! LET NOTHING REMAIN!
Get your scan ships. Get your salvage ships. Scan down EVERY Mission Runner in these systems and get your Salvage! Salvage while they run their mission. Salvage out from under their noses, while they attempt to pull in cans using their tractor beams!
When you've salvaged each and every wreck in the mission, get in an expendable frigate and loot every can! If you can, fit up a small frigate with an afterburner and a tractor beam, and drag your 'external' cargohold with 27000m3 around behind you as you loot the mission!
One further thing - gather as much smack as you can, and post it here! Make the Mission Runners fill local with their ranting, and bring the delicious tears here for all to share! If you manage to get them to Concord themselves, post it here!
Whenever I'm flying this weekend, I will be in Dodixie, and you will see the smack of my victims first hand. I shall fill the local with my own battle cry:
"CAREBEAR TEARS FUEL MY SHIP!"
Join us, and let's make these Carebears feel the wrath of the Ninja Salvager! Let's make the tears flow!
The Tchell Dahhn Manifesto |
Bhodistafa
Gallente Amen Anera
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Posted - 2008.04.18 17:24:00 -
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Edited by: Bhodistafa on 18/04/2008 17:25:07 You need to get laid...badly
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Tchell Dahhn
Amarr Deny Reality
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Posted - 2008.04.18 17:26:00 -
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Originally by: Bhodistafa You need to get laid...badly
After the mission. Your Mom's number still the same?
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Zirconium Blade
Ass Pounding Space Monkeys
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Posted - 2008.04.18 17:26:00 -
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I say do it! *breaks out popcorn*
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Bhodistafa
Gallente Amen Anera
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Posted - 2008.04.18 17:28:00 -
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Originally by: Tchell Dahhn
Originally by: Bhodistafa You need to get laid...badly
After the mission. Your Mom's number still the same?
If you're into necrophillia...go for it. They say dead girls don't say no so it seems you might get lucky!
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Tchell Dahhn
Amarr Deny Reality
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Posted - 2008.04.18 17:34:00 -
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Here's my personal ship fitting recommendation for anyone attending this weekend's "Ninja Salvager Convention"...
For the biggest 'bang for the buck', use the fastest racial frigate you can, and fit it thusly:
Lows: Overdrive Injector I/II, Nanofiber Internal Structure I/II (if you have more than two slots, add another OI) Mids: Small Capacitor Battery I/II, 1MN Afterburner I/II (MWD won't help you in deadspace) Highs: Salvager I (as many as you can fit)
Change your 'Orbit' settings to 500m, and make sure wrecks appear on your Overview. Target as many wrecks as possible, and orbit to each one in succession as quickly as possible.
Don't bother fitting tractor beams on this ship, as we all know you can't tractor wrecks/cans that aren't yours. The aim is speed!
For a good looter, one you can 'afford' to lose if the Mission Runners take you down, try this:
Lows: Overdrive Injector I, Nanofiber Internal Structure I Mids: Small Capacitor Battery I, 1MN Afterburner I Highs: Small Tractor Beam I
As I mentioned - drag a can around space and use it as your own personal 'external cargohold'. Remember to bookmark it, and return to pick it up later!
Let's make these Mission Runners really feel it!
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KapnKaboom
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2008.04.18 17:40:00 -
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Good luck with that! I've found a lot of the mission *****s are getting smarter (sort of) and have been popping their own wrecks from afar before I can even get close... They aren't even bothering to loot them first! Another sign that mission rat bounties are too high and need to be drastically scaled back.
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Tchell Dahhn
Amarr Deny Reality
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Posted - 2008.04.18 17:43:00 -
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Originally by: KapnKaboom Good luck with that! I've found a lot of the mission *****s are getting smarter (sort of) and have been popping their own wrecks from afar before I can even get close...
I noticed that just last night, and the guy was very vocal about how he was 'ruining my fun' and 'putting me out of business'. For me, that counts as Carebear Tears!
Besides, if they're popping their own wrecks, they're losing out on their own profits!
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Smantha Dering
Caldari Sam's Space Guys
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Posted - 2008.04.18 17:44:00 -
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Edited by: Smantha Dering on 18/04/2008 17:45:19 I'll be sure to pop my wrecks as I go.
-edit. I don't collect the wrecks/loot anyway, but you knew that.
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Setana Manoro
Gallente Firefly Inc.
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Posted - 2008.04.18 17:44:00 -
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Originally by: Tchell Dahhn For too long, our particular brand of Piracy has gone relatively unnoticed by the more recognizable Pirates...
From the -10.0 Brigands, the 0.0 Hunters, our lowsec Brethren, the Gatecampers, and even the highsec Griefers and Can-Flippers, we have been regarded as an annoyance to highsec Mission Runners, and little more.
Sure, we get the occasional angry smack thrown our way in local, and every so often, we get to smile at yet another Runner succumbing to their anger as they proceed to get themselves Concorded for a knee-jerk reaction to their perceived distress of losing the mission wrecks to our Salvagers.
I say NO MORE! No more shall we sit back, and let the Mission Runners see us as nothing more than a minor annoyance!
I call for a WEEKEND LONG attack on the two Missioning Hubs named Dodixie and Motsu! I ask that every Ninja Salvager who believes they deserve respect for their craft congregate in these two systems, and I call for the following: SALVAGE EVERY WRECK! LET NOTHING REMAIN!
Get your scan ships. Get your salvage ships. Scan down EVERY Mission Runner in these systems and get your Salvage! Salvage while they run their mission. Salvage out from under their noses, while they attempt to pull in cans using their tractor beams!
When you've salvaged each and every wreck in the mission, get in an expendable frigate and loot every can! If you can, fit up a small frigate with an afterburner and a tractor beam, and drag your 'external' cargohold with 27000m3 around behind you as you loot the mission!
One further thing - gather as much smack as you can, and post it here! Make the Mission Runners fill local with their ranting, and bring the delicious tears here for all to share! If you manage to get them to Concord themselves, post it here!
Whenever I'm flying this weekend, I will be in Dodixie, and you will see the smack of my victims first hand. I shall fill the local with my own battle cry:
"CAREBEAR TEARS FUEL MY SHIP!"
Join us, and let's make these Carebears feel the wrath of the Ninja Salvager! Let's make the tears flow!
I suggest you use Tanej's old channel, TOOKURSTUFF. :)
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Bhodistafa
Gallente Amen Anera
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Posted - 2008.04.18 17:46:00 -
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Originally by: Tchell Dahhn Here's my personal ship fitting recommendation for anyone attending this weekend's "Ninja Salvager Convention"...
For the biggest 'bang for the buck', use the fastest racial frigate you can, and fit it thusly:
Lows: Overdrive Injector I/II, Nanofiber Internal Structure I/II (if you have more than two slots, add another OI) Mids: Small Capacitor Battery I/II, 1MN Afterburner I/II (MWD won't help you in deadspace) Highs: Salvager I (as many as you can fit)
Change your 'Orbit' settings to 500m, and make sure wrecks appear on your Overview. Target as many wrecks as possible, and orbit to each one in succession as quickly as possible.
Don't bother fitting tractor beams on this ship, as we all know you can't tractor wrecks/cans that aren't yours. The aim is speed!
For a good looter, one you can 'afford' to lose if the Mission Runners take you down, try this:
Lows: Overdrive Injector I, Nanofiber Internal Structure I Mids: Small Capacitor Battery I, 1MN Afterburner I Highs: Small Tractor Beam I
As I mentioned - drag a can around space and use it as your own personal 'external cargohold'. Remember to bookmark it, and return to pick it up later!
Let's make these Mission Runners really feel it!
Don't you get kill rights if your ninja loot stealing frigate is popped? More bang for your buck I'd say....
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Tchell Dahhn
Amarr Deny Reality
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Posted - 2008.04.18 17:48:00 -
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Originally by: Bhodistafa Don't you get kill rights if your ninja loot stealing frigate is popped? More bang for your buck I'd say....
You're absolutely right, and that's another reason I'm asking anyone with Salvaging Skill to join us. Bring your biggest and meanest PvP ship as a backup, so if (when?) you're popped, you can show the Mission Runners what a Pirate can do!
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Orar Ironfist
Incarnation of Evil Nocturnal Legion
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Posted - 2008.04.18 18:05:00 -
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This is a funny idea. I like Though prep for serious flamage when it starts going down, both here and in local and possibly even evemails
Pirate for Life(no matter my sec)
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Tchell Dahhn
Amarr Deny Reality
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Posted - 2008.04.18 18:26:00 -
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Originally by: Orar Ironfist This is a funny idea. I like Though prep for serious flamage when it starts going down, both here and in local and possibly even evemails
>> Thermic Hardeners... CHECK!
I'm ready. I can't wait for the tears to flow, and I'm going to post any convo's I receive while performing this mission.
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Enjia Fullblood
Gallente Black Serpent Technologies Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2008.04.18 18:33:00 -
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Mission Runners need the excitement =P have fun, can't wait to hear the stories.
Enjia Fullblood.
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Lord Rue
Gallente GenX Societies Inc. Wrath.
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Posted - 2008.04.18 19:50:00 -
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I'm primarily a mission runner who salvages my own wrecks as I go, but i have no respect for carebear tears from missionrunners who get salvaged. I've been known to pop into a deadspace complex in Minmatar space and clean up the Angel wrecks left behind, and can't believe it when I get smacked at for it by people who cant even be bothered to loot let alone salvage their kills.
Hell you might just see me in Motsu this weekend with my custom-salvage destroyer build just for speedy hoovering of wrecks. MOAR TEARS!
Devil bunnies! I snort the nose! Lucifer! Banana! |
Joe Starbreaker
Starbreaker Spaceways
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Posted - 2008.04.18 21:17:00 -
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I dunno, I'm getting kind of bored with it. I need to try new forms of piracy to keep developing my skills. Maybe I'll come by for a while.
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Tchell Dahhn
Amarr Deny Reality
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Posted - 2008.04.18 21:41:00 -
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Originally by: Joe Starbreaker I dunno, I'm getting kind of bored with it. I need to try new forms of piracy to keep developing my skills. Maybe I'll come by for a while.
Geez. Check out Mr. Buzzkill.
Come on, Joe. I'm counting on your skills to make this thing a success! I've just been in-system, and had a bit of interest, but of course, most of the guys don't have any scanning talents and limited salvaging abilities.
It's nice when we've got both.
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M'ing Pai
The Really Awesome Players
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Posted - 2008.04.18 22:23:00 -
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This thread has the potential to be epic.
I wholeheartedly support the idea. I've been doing it myself in Irjunen the past few nights. The tears taste wonderful.
If I wasn't involved in so many wars, I'd love to join you, but I think I may have to sit out this weekend.
If it changes, and I can participate, I'll make sure to post any tasties spouted off by my victims in local here for everyone to enjoy.
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thisismyalt
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Posted - 2008.04.18 22:24:00 -
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Originally by: Tchell Dahhn For too long, our particular brand of Piracy has gone relatively unnoticed by the more recognizable Pirates...
From the -10.0 Brigands, the 0.0 Hunters, our lowsec Brethren, the Gatecampers, and even the highsec Griefers and Can-Flippers, we have been regarded as an annoyance to highsec Mission Runners, and little more.
Sure, we get the occasional angry smack thrown our way in local, and every so often, we get to smile at yet another Runner succumbing to their anger as they proceed to get themselves Concorded for a knee-jerk reaction to their perceived distress of losing the mission wrecks to our Salvagers.
I say NO MORE! No more shall we sit back, and let the Mission Runners see us as nothing more than a minor annoyance!
I call for a WEEKEND LONG attack on the two Missioning Hubs named Dodixie and Motsu! I ask that every Ninja Salvager who believes they deserve respect for their craft congregate in these two systems, and I call for the following: SALVAGE EVERY WRECK! LET NOTHING REMAIN!
Get your scan ships. Get your salvage ships. Scan down EVERY Mission Runner in these systems and get your Salvage! Salvage while they run their mission. Salvage out from under their noses, while they attempt to pull in cans using their tractor beams!
When you've salvaged each and every wreck in the mission, get in an expendable frigate and loot every can! If you can, fit up a small frigate with an afterburner and a tractor beam, and drag your 'external' cargohold with 27000m3 around behind you as you loot the mission!
One further thing - gather as much smack as you can, and post it here! Make the Mission Runners fill local with their ranting, and bring the delicious tears here for all to share! If you manage to get them to Concord themselves, post it here!
Whenever I'm flying this weekend, I will be in Dodixie, and you will see the smack of my victims first hand. I shall fill the local with my own battle cry:
"CAREBEAR TEARS FUEL MY SHIP!"
Join us, and let's make these Carebears feel the wrath of the Ninja Salvager! Let's make the tears flow!
cool, i can use my nano buzzard.
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Pegleg Punk
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.04.19 00:34:00 -
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Originally by: Bhodistafa Edited by: Bhodistafa on 18/04/2008 17:25:07 You need to get laid...badly
Looks like an offer to me...
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techzer0
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.04.19 00:52:00 -
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Jumpcloning back to empire as soon as I get home in the morning... I'm over -2.0 now
So, motsu the hellhole it is? ------------
Originally by: CCP Mitnal It's great being a puppetmaster
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Tzar'rim
Reckless Corsairs
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Posted - 2008.04.19 01:05:00 -
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I can't salvage! No really, I don't have the skill...
/cries in shame
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EnslaverOfMinmatar
Amarr Adv Asteroid Mining and RD Sobaseki Corporation
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Posted - 2008.04.19 01:22:00 -
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Originally by: Bhodistafa
If you're into necrophillia...go for it. They say dead girls don't say no so it seems you might get lucky!
ROFL this is the best comeback ever!!!! Owned
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techzer0
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.04.19 01:35:00 -
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Originally by: thisismyalt cool, i can use my nano buzzard.
Cheetah ftw tbh.
My suicide tackler cheetah still has yet to die and it's gotten several kills ------------
Originally by: CCP Mitnal It's great being a puppetmaster
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DogSlime
Caldari Wilde Cards
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Posted - 2008.04.19 01:48:00 -
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I run missions from Irjunen and I rarely loot/salvage. Normally I make the bookmarks available to corp, and if no-one is interested, I offer them in local. It's very rare that anyone actually takes me up on the offer.
I advertise in local maybe three times, and the most I usually get is "Yeah, right, so you can gank me with your corp mates."
Anyway, if you see me advertising salvage bookmarks in local then by all means respond. I find looting and salvaging boring, and it's a shame for all those wrecks to go to waste.
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Bhodistafa
Gallente Amen Anera
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Posted - 2008.04.19 10:07:00 -
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Originally by: EnslaverOfMinmatar
Originally by: Bhodistafa
If you're into necrophillia...go for it. They say dead girls don't say no so it seems you might get lucky!
ROFL this is the best comeback ever!!!! Owned
*doffs hat*
Nice to have my sick sense of humour appreciated. I had thought of saying he might finally pop his cherry, but I thought that might be going too far! |
Felleticio
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Posted - 2008.04.19 10:16:00 -
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Originally by: DogSlime I run missions from Irjunen and I rarely loot/salvage. Normally I make the bookmarks available to corp, and if no-one is interested, I offer them in local. It's very rare that anyone actually takes me up on the offer.
I advertise in local maybe three times, and the most I usually get is "Yeah, right, so you can gank me with your corp mates."
Anyway, if you see me advertising salvage bookmarks in local then by all means respond. I find looting and salvaging boring, and it's a shame for all those wrecks to go to waste.
With a name like dogslime i wouldn't want to deal with you either |
Rawr Cristina
Caldari Naqam
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Posted - 2008.04.19 11:46:00 -
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would love to come but my probing skills are god awful atm ...
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MirrorGod
Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.04.19 13:28:00 -
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I approve of this message and/or service. G/l Tchell |
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