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Interior Alligator
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Posted - 2008.05.08 20:37:00 -
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Okay, I just went to get another mission from my internal security agent and when I clicked on her to initiate contact, this is the GARBAGE that CCP made me say to her:
"Give me something meaningful to do, Vautaras Hakkonus. I am ready for something challenging. Enough of these paltry courier missions."
Okay. This has me really ****ed off for several reasons. One, Vautaras and I are on a first name basis, my standing is at least 8.5 and we are beyond calling eachother Ms. Hakkonus and Mr. Alligator. Second. She has never once given me a courier mission. This makes me look like an idiot when I am trying to get a mission from her because it will make her think that I'm stupid and crazy because she knows that I've never gotten a courier mission from her yet I am ****ed off about it.
CCP, this is bad business. You need to fix this right now before you lose more people, it's too late for me though. I just cancelled my account.
Good riddance.
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Rose Nuke
State War Academy
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Posted - 2008.05.08 20:37:00 -
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can i have your stuff?
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Interior Alligator
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Posted - 2008.05.08 20:39:00 -
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No. This is all my stuff and nobody can have it. I earned it myself and I don't appreciate having devoted so much time to this game only to have CCP make me look like I'm so two-bit moron to an agent.
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Bish Ounen
Gallente Omni-Core Freedom Fighters Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2008.05.08 20:40:00 -
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silly troll is very silly. 
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Exlegion
New Light Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2008.05.08 20:41:00 -
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Edited by: Exlegion on 08/05/2008 20:49:23 It's a little funny :P. 8/10
One of us equals many of us. Disrespect one of us, you'll see plenty of us. - Gang Starr |

Ford Sengir
Caldari Blacklight Industries
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Posted - 2008.05.08 20:41:00 -
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Originally by: Interior Alligator This makes me look like an idiot when I am trying to get a mission from her
Originally by: Interior Alligator This makes me look like an idiot
Originally by: Interior Alligator idiot
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Malcanis
R.E.C.O.N. Insurgency
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Posted - 2008.05.08 20:41:00 -
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Originally by: Interior Alligator Okay, I just went to get another mission from my internal security agent and when I clicked on her to initiate contact, this is the GARBAGE that CCP made me say to her:
"Give me something meaningful to do, Vautaras Hakkonus. I am ready for something challenging. Enough of these paltry courier missions."
Okay. This has me really ****ed off for several reasons. One, Vautaras and I are on a first name basis, my standing is at least 8.5 and we are beyond calling eachother Ms. Hakkonus and Mr. Alligator. Second. She has never once given me a courier mission. This makes me look like an idiot when I am trying to get a mission from her because it will make her think that I'm stupid and crazy because she knows that I've never gotten a courier mission from her yet I am ****ed off about it.
CCP, this is bad business. You need to fix this right now before you lose more people, it's too late for me though. I just cancelled my account.
Good riddance.
You did the right thing.
CONCORD provide consequences, not safety; only you can do that. |

Billy Sastard
Amarr Life. Universe. Everything.
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Posted - 2008.05.08 20:43:00 -
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LOL @ geekrage over stupid random flavor text    -=^=-
My views do not represent my alliance. TBH, my posts do not even represent my own views...I am posting while asleep. |

Interior Alligator
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Posted - 2008.05.08 20:44:00 -
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I'm mad because this is an interaction with a real person. I bet whoever is on the other end deciding which missions I get is pretty confused that I'm mad about about her courier missions that she's never given me.
Whatever.
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Amastat
Caldari Omegatech
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Posted - 2008.05.08 20:45:00 -
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Originally by: Interior Alligator I'm mad because this is an interaction with a real person. I bet whoever is on the other end deciding which missions I get is pretty confused that I'm mad about about her courier missions that she's never given me.
Whatever.
TFF xD ____________________
"All warfare is based on deception... we must seem unable...seem inactive...and crush him " - Sun Tzu, the |

4IROW
Aliastra
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Posted - 2008.05.08 20:45:00 -
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Originally by: Interior Alligator Okay, I just went to get another mission from my internal security agent and when I clicked on her to initiate contact, this is the GARBAGE that CCP made me say to her:
"Give me something meaningful to do, Vautaras Hakkonus. I am ready for something challenging. Enough of these paltry courier missions."
Okay. This has me really ****ed off for several reasons. One, Vautaras and I are on a first name basis, my standing is at least 8.5 and we are beyond calling eachother Ms. Hakkonus and Mr. Alligator. Second. She has never once given me a courier mission. This makes me look like an idiot when I am trying to get a mission from her because it will make her think that I'm stupid and crazy because she knows that I've never gotten a courier mission from her yet I am ****ed off about it.
CCP, this is bad business. You need to fix this right now before you lose more people, it's too late for me though. I just cancelled my account.
Good riddance.
8/10 I lol'd
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Billy Sastard
Amarr Life. Universe. Everything.
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Posted - 2008.05.08 20:46:00 -
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Originally by: Interior Alligator I'm mad because this is an interaction with a real person. I bet whoever is on the other end deciding which missions I get is pretty confused that I'm mad about about her courier missions that she's never given me.
Whatever.
LOL, your attempts at trolling fail. -=^=-
My views do not represent my alliance. TBH, my posts do not even represent my own views...I am posting while asleep. |

Amastat
Caldari Omegatech
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Posted - 2008.05.08 20:49:00 -
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Originally by: Billy Sastard
Originally by: Interior Alligator I'm mad because this is an interaction with a real person. I bet whoever is on the other end deciding which missions I get is pretty confused that I'm mad about about her courier missions that she's never given me.
Whatever.
LOL, your attempts at trolling fail.
I don't think hes trolling, it's too absurd. I think he's just trying to make everyone laugh - and it's working  ____________________
"All warfare is based on deception... we must seem unable...seem inactive...and crush him " - Sun Tzu, the |

K'uata Sayus
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.05.08 20:56:00 -
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My agents and I use this kind of language as a humorous way of making light of a grave situation. Sending me out to face almost certain death brings out the gallows humor.
Astoundingly, I have yet to wake up in a clone-vat during a mission, although I have lost ships to the invincible LAG-PIRATE. He suspends time and continues to blast your ship with impunity. A most fearsome foe.
My agent realizes that when I complete the mission and demand my reward I am just doing this to alleviate the tension caused by so much pirate blood on my hands and feet.
Give your agent some credit, you're just one mission runner of many, and stock dialogue is what they're used to hearing.
EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM. |

James Lyrus
Lyrus Associates
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Posted - 2008.05.08 20:58:00 -
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Try some of the mining missions. Those actually have entertaining replies.
Like ... "erm. no, I have other things to do. Like, maybe watching paint dry" -- Crane needs more grid 249km locking? |

Falcon Troy
Caldari Awesome People Secret Corp
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Posted - 2008.05.08 20:58:00 -
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Originally by: Billy Sastard
Originally by: Interior Alligator I'm mad because this is an interaction with a real person. I bet whoever is on the other end deciding which missions I get is pretty confused that I'm mad about about her courier missions that she's never given me.
Whatever.
LOL, your attempts at trolling fail.
Take that Thorax out of your ass, it's called a >JOKE<. _____________ Hai. |

Kharadran Sullath
Caldari The Fallen Gingerbread Men Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2008.05.08 21:02:00 -
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Originally by: Falcon Troy Take that Thorax out of your ass...
I totally liked what I saw you do there!
 ------- Insured criminals?
Originally by: Fifth Horseman Similarly your insurance doesn't pay out if you fill your car with Gold Bullion and park it in the middle of Trafalgar Square.
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Rosalia Vannetti
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Posted - 2008.05.08 21:04:00 -
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dear INTERNAL ALLIGATOR i'm proudly whit you 
read yourself what have i said to my agent
linky
   what should i say ??
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Ulstan
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Posted - 2008.05.08 21:04:00 -
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Originally by: Rose Nuke can i have your stuff?
RTTF
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Xaen
Caldari Caritas.
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Posted - 2008.05.08 21:08:00 -
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6/10 - Support fixing the UI|Suggest Jita fixes|Compact logs |

Genghis Kitty
Hello Kitty Online Adventurers
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Posted - 2008.05.08 21:11:00 -
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Don't blame it on the sunshine Don't blame it on the moonlight Don't blame it on the good times Blame it on the Vitoc
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Micheal Dietrich
Caldari Cynical Cartel
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Posted - 2008.05.08 21:33:00 -
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Best comedic thread of the day! 
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And yes I'll be gone soon. |

DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2008.05.08 21:34:00 -
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Originally by: Bish Ounen silly troll is very silly. 
I don't know if this counts as a troll. If it were a troll people would believe he was actually serious and not a troll. _______________
ReiAyanami> We bring you tidings of AARRRRRRRRR |

Coconut Joe
VIRTUAL LIFE VANGUARD Carpe Universitas
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Posted - 2008.05.08 21:37:00 -
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Originally by: Rose Nuke can i have your stuff?
oooh, i haven't heard that in a while :) - Eve IGB Store Template - The complete eve retail solution. |

Billy Sastard
Amarr Life. Universe. Everything.
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Posted - 2008.05.08 21:38:00 -
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Originally by: Falcon Troy Take that Thorax out of your ass, it's called a >JOKE<.
Thorax? I could have sworn it was an Iteron Mk V  -=^=-
My views do not represent my alliance. TBH, my posts do not even represent my own views...I am posting while asleep. |

Thorradin
State War Academy
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Posted - 2008.05.08 21:52:00 -
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Originally by: Interior Alligator Obvious troll is obvious
Would you prefer it be like a MUD where you play 'guess the keywords'?
Also, would the mission you got for that line happen to be worlds collide?
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YunFu Yan
Yan Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.05.08 21:56:00 -
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This was funny and all of you who say "good riddance" and the like have failed at reading comprehension.
You may try again thou.
------------------------------------------------- Yan Enterprises - We mean business. |

Arvald
Caldari The School 0f Fine Arts
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Posted - 2008.05.08 22:01:00 -
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Epic 
Quote: Shooting the hostage does usually remove a critical bargaining chip of the hostage takers
I don't think it mattered at that point, we were already bargaining with missile launchers |

Messerschmitt facility
Amarr Shinra Shinra Alliance
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Posted - 2008.05.08 22:11:00 -
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Some people need a real life _________________________________
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking...
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Natsuki
Caldari Destructive Influence Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.05.08 22:25:00 -
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obvious troll that isn't quitting is obvious. -----------------------------------
btw, threatening to close 1 account really hurt my eyes. - xaioguai |
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