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SATAN
BURN EDEN
Terra Incognita.
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Posted - 2008.05.10 21:46:00 -
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We are jobless at the moment  .
If you need enemies to die, and just plain **** them off beyond belief we are the a holes for you.
No empire wars, no small targets(we need action), no blue's(unless you have a really good selling point).
If you think you cant afford us then you probably cant, if you don't know who we are then crawl back under that rock and stay there.
Our fee starts at 3bil a week and goes up from there.
If you want to see previous contracts see here
http://udie.griefwatch.net/?p=campaigns
Convo anyone in Burn Eden for more information.
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Smackles
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Posted - 2008.05.10 23:05:00 -
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/me glares from under my rock 
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Dotard
Minmatar
Eternal Guardians Corp.
The Covenant Alliance
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Posted - 2008.05.10 23:45:00 -
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/me climbs out from under rock.
Hmmmm.... Nope, never heard of ya.
/me crawls back under rock.
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Nerf You! Buff Me!
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Planks
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Posted - 2008.05.10 23:50:00 -
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Is the 3 billion negotiable?
I often mine in Nonni, but for the last two weeks or so a corp with two hulks have been clearing all the best roids from the belts meaning I have to travel to litura to mine. This means my corp mate in her bestower has to haul mins from litura to nonni and it creates a bottle neck.
I would like you to wardec the hulk pilots corp and maybe station camp their other members to disrupt their production.
I will give you a bonus if you blow up both of their hulks and I will pay megaisk if you pod them and provide me with the corpses.
To discuss your fee and for info of their corp name and possible members please mail me or convo in game.
Thankyou.
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Tarantelita
Ragna Rok Corp
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Posted - 2008.05.11 01:06:00 -
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I am going to find you clients.
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Lady Karma
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Posted - 2008.05.11 02:05:00 -
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 Originally by: SATAN
Our fee starts at 3bil a week and goes up from there.
Wow, your egos might have priced yourself out of the market.
Take a look at the number of merc corps springing up, lots specialise in capital take downs, something you guys are not very good at.
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Aadi Grox
Minmatar Mafia
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Posted - 2008.05.11 02:41:00 -
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Edited by: Aadi Grox on 11/05/2008 02:41:55
so when is BE going to try to claim some space so you guys can get a couple titans or something and be a real merc corp 
besides, your stats are slipping, you guys lost 23 ships the last time?
Edit: forgot to mention stabs and not posting dictor losses then complaining about not fighting fairly
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AKULA UrQuan
Caldari
Druuge Crimson Corporation
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Posted - 2008.05.11 03:39:00 -
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eh? UDIE have always posted their alt corp dictor loses and included them in their final stats. Unless of course you have examples of them not doing so.
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SATAN
BURN EDEN
Terra Incognita.
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Posted - 2008.05.11 04:03:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Karma
Originally by: SATAN
Our fee starts at 3bil a week and goes up from there.
Wow, your egos might have priced yourself out of the market.
Take a look at the number of merc corps springing up, lots specialise in capital take downs, something you guys are not very good at.
Why dont you go hire them then?
Dont worry about us, there are always plenty offers on the table when we want work.
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Aadi Grox
Minmatar Mafia
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Posted - 2008.05.11 04:07:00 -
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Edited by: Aadi Grox on 11/05/2008 04:06:53
Originally by: AKULA UrQuan
eh? UDIE have always posted their alt corp dictor loses and included them in their final stats. Unless of course you have examples of them not doing so.
it is called sarcasm young grasshopper, signified by the not playing fairly part
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Smacktalking Alt
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Posted - 2008.05.11 05:39:00 -
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Originally by: SATAN
We are jobless at the moment .
If you need enemies to die, and just plain **** them off beyond belief we are the a holes for you.
No empire wars, no small targets(we need action), no blue's(unless you have a really good selling point).
If you think you cant afford us then you probably cant, if you don't know who we are then crawl back under that rock and stay there.
Our fee starts at 3bil a week and goes up from there.
If you want to see previous contracts see here
http://udie.griefwatch.net/?p=campaigns
Convo anyone in Burn Eden for more information.
What kind of damage do you do? What kind are you vulnurable to? Do you use scrambling/webbing frigates?
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I'm trollin'
They hatin'
Patrollin' and tryin' to catch me writin' dirty! |
Aadi Grox
Minmatar Mafia
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Posted - 2008.05.11 05:45:00 -
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Originally by: Smacktalking Alt
What kind of damage do you do? What kind are you vulnurable to? Do you use scrambling/webbing frigates?
armor tanking damp ravens with hyenas, they camp gates and own a bunch of people
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Lady Sarine
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Posted - 2008.05.11 07:27:00 -
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So wait a minute. You want paying 3 bil a week to go pvp'ing?
What would one get for that kind of isk? A few killmails or would you crush a corp or alliance out of existence?
And you say you don't want any small jobs so presumably you want someone to pay you to kill the goons or bob or RA or summink although I cant see you bringing them to their knees tbh.
I HAD heard of burn eden, but your arrogance and huge ego have made your rep plummit in my eyes.
I almost think the OP is a troll
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RuleoftheBone
Minmatar
Veto.
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.05.11 08:45:00 -
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One does not need to take/hold space to make alliances cry for mommy. Go see CAOD for the trail of tears. And the alts in this thread....ROFL.
Keep on trucking BE  .
"Lead Me..Follow Me..Or get the **** out of my way"
General George Patton USA
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vrent9
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Posted - 2008.05.11 10:12:00 -
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Edited by: vrent9 on 11/05/2008 10:13:34
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Our fee starts at 3bil a week and goes up from there.
Ridiculous. If a corp can afford that, they're more than likely capable to handle themselves to some extent. I mean, 3 bil a week could fund a fleet large enough to take down most anything, and yet you would ask that a corp pay that for results that aren't even guaranteed. The worst part is that it "goes up from there". Hell, it's bad enough already.
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If you think you cant afford us then you probably cant, if you don't know who we are then crawl back under that rock and stay there.
That arrogance almost makes me cringe.. Why in the hell would you mention "think" you can afford us when you put the price tag on the damned page. And even so, it's really up there.
On a side note, I've never heard of you. I dont give a crap either, as this post has instantly lost all respect I might've had otherwise.
Also, by telling me to go crawl under a rock and die means losing business for you. Just because i've not heard of you doesn't mean I wont eventually, and oh boy is this a bad impression.
Lastly, it's pretty low to kill your "blue", even for a nice price. That tells something about the credibility and trust of your corp too, and I dont like it.
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TII Noob
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Posted - 2008.05.11 10:34:00 -
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i also lolled at the price
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Der Pfaffe
Contraband Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.11 10:42:00 -
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As much as I hate to admit it  , BE are very good at what they do and are worth every penny.
Definitely A holes though  
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techzer0
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.05.11 11:00:00 -
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Edited by: techzer0 on 11/05/2008 11:00:27
Originally by: Der Pfaffe
As much as I hate to admit it , BE are very good at what they do and are worth every penny.
Definitely A holes though
xx
This tbqh... if it's worth it to you to hire them, I'm pretty sure they'll **** your target off if nothing else. They're good at that stuff
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Originally by: CCP Mitnal
It's great being a puppetmaster 
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Mr Morimoto
The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.05.11 11:10:00 -
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Originally by: TII Noob
i also lolled at the price
Have a chance to look at their killboard? 3 bills seems cheap, its pretend money after all. /me bows to BE and slowly backs away from SATAN..............
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pswap3
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Posted - 2008.05.11 11:38:00 -
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what's with the hooded figure portrait? is it still the trend?
just curious.
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techzer0
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.05.11 11:52:00 -
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Edited by: techzer0 on 11/05/2008 11:52:28
Originally by: pswap3
what's with the hooded figure portrait? is it still the trend?
just curious.
what's with the "!"?
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Originally by: CCP Mitnal
It's great being a puppetmaster
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Elles D
Caldari
Contraband Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.11 13:10:00 -
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3bill, bargain! Stop smacking BE r3tards, with MC gone they are on the top of the pile at the moment.
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Takis Shiro
Ore Mongers
Black Hand.
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Posted - 2008.05.11 15:20:00 -
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Sry, Nop.
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MirrorGod
Heretic Army
Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.05.11 15:36:00 -
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Quick look at those KB's say 3bil gets a job done. Smacktalkers should stuff it.
Recruitment: [ANTI]
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SATAN
BURN EDEN
Terra Incognita.
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Posted - 2008.05.11 17:23:00 -
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Originally by: pswap3
what's with the hooded figure portrait? is it still the trend?
just curious.
Character was made the day EvE went live, so maybe I started the trend?
Besides this char had 3 charisma when created, so I figured a hood would save people from trauma.
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SATAN
BURN EDEN
Terra Incognita.
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Posted - 2008.05.11 17:25:00 -
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Originally by: vrent9
Edited by: vrent9 on 11/05/2008 10:18:39
Edited by: vrent9 on 11/05/2008 10:13:34
Quote:
Our fee starts at 3bil a week and goes up from there.
Ridiculous. If a corp can afford that, they're more than likely capable to handle themselves to some extent. I mean, 3 bil a week could fund a fleet large enough to take down most anything, and yet you would ask that a corp pay that for results that aren't even guaranteed. The worst part is that it "goes up from there". Hell, it's bad enough already.
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If you think you cant afford us then you probably cant, if you don't know who we are then crawl back under that rock and stay there.
That arrogance almost makes me cringe.. Why in the hell would you mention "think" you can afford us when you put the price tag on the damned page. And even so, it's really up there.
On a side note, I've never heard of you. I dont give a crap either, as this post has instantly lost all respect I might've had otherwise.
Also, by telling me to go crawl under a rock and die means losing business for you. Just because i've not heard of you doesn't mean I wont eventually, and oh boy is this a bad impression.
Lastly, it's pretty low to kill your "blue", even for a nice price. That tells something about the credibility and trust of your corp too, and I dont like or respect that at all.
Be glad you never heard of us, dig a hole and hide in it.
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Norcuron
the united
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Posted - 2008.05.11 17:27:00 -
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lol you can hire SATAN, what a deal :) Usually you gotta sell him your soul
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Haalanii
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Posted - 2008.05.11 17:31:00 -
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Why do people insist upon making themselves look stupid? Burn Eden are the uncontested masters of asymetrical an unconventional warfare.
You can say there are better pvpers, but if you want to cause damage to a major power this is one of the best options.
For large fleet battles and POS removal you have better options, for ganking and harassment there is no one better. |
Nubbin King
Noob Mercs
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Posted - 2008.05.11 18:15:00 -
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Originally by: Aadi Grox
Edited by: Aadi Grox on 11/05/2008 02:41:55
so when is BE going to try to claim some space so you guys can get a couple titans or something and be a real merc corp
You need claimed space and titans to be a real merc corp?!?!
@#$%ing @#$%!
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I am The Nubbin King, should I defeat you:
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Smantha Dering
Caldari
Sam's Space Guys
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Posted - 2008.05.11 20:25:00 -
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At least I can dock up to escape the pain that BE would bring, I can't escape this mother f%$&@n kidney stone and the pain it brings. ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow owwwwwww!
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