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thisiswrong
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Posted - 2008.05.23 15:23:00 -
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CCP I cant move to high sec anymore no one told me about this just because my main podded some ppl in a belt now I cant go anywhere without concord or faction navies shooting me what the bloody hell CCP how am I supposed to get ships and modules or agents in safe space ok please someone tell me this is a joke Im virtually banned from all systems above +6 this is NOT RIGHT CCP whats going on?
I tried to petitin to get my sec back up but the gm turned me down ok CCP thats it im cancelling my account.
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Heroldyn
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Posted - 2008.05.23 15:23:00 -
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lol
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Skjorta
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Posted - 2008.05.23 15:24:00 -
[3]
Originally by: Heroldyn lol
This.
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ZERG RUSHKEKE
Royal Enterprise Infinite Innovation
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Posted - 2008.05.23 15:25:00 -
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LOL :D ----------------
"O Maker, help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded." |
Kehmor
PAK
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Posted - 2008.05.23 15:26:00 -
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If you jump in with a battleship I believe the police won't engage you. The RP reason is they will only take on smaller threats. - Violence isn't the answer, it is the question. The answer is yes. |
Ishquar Teh'Sainte
Tri Optimum Ev0ke
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Posted - 2008.05.23 15:27:00 -
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Originally by: Kehmor If you jump in with a battleship I believe the police won't engage you. The RP reason is they will only take on smaller threats.
considering you're caldari, this might be true. ___________________
-Skellibjalla- Life is a garden of perceptions. Pick your fruit.
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Erialor Godsent
Federal Navy Support Divison
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Posted - 2008.05.23 15:27:00 -
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Originally by: Kehmor If you jump in with a battleship I believe the police won't engage you. The RP reason is they will only take on smaller threats.
This --
Get Your Crumplecorn signature here. |
Liang Nuren
Perkone
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Posted - 2008.05.23 15:27:00 -
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I wish I could lol like the rest of you, but I just don't find these kinds of threads funny. :) -- It was an honor to participate in the Insurgency campaign in Branch. o7 to all involved. |
acompton
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Posted - 2008.05.23 15:28:00 -
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Originally by: Kehmor If you jump in with a battleship I believe the police won't engage you. The RP reason is they will only take on smaller threats.
Actually a faction BS, just to be sure...
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Vilidra
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Posted - 2008.05.23 15:28:00 -
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Please tell me you're trolling. Only 2 things are going to happen: the carebears are gonna let you knwo you got yoru just deserts, and the more unseemly side of Eve are going to laugh and lick up your tears after begging for your stuffs.
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Disco Flint
The Flaming Sideburn's Blackguard Coalition
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Posted - 2008.05.23 15:29:00 -
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WTF... people sure can whine about anything these days...
And I'm saying that while being restricted from entering some highsec systems myself.
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thisiswrong
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Posted - 2008.05.23 15:32:00 -
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LAUGH ALL YOU WANT! I PAY CCP GAMES to play this game and I'm expecting them to fix my sec status. My wife is a lawer and shes good!
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Julian Lynq
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Posted - 2008.05.23 15:33:00 -
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Originally by: thisiswrong LAUGH ALL YOU WANT! I PAY CCP GAMES to play this game and I'm expecting them to fix my sec status. My wife is a lawer and shes good!
i fear you must attune your wife to industry standards. :(
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thisiswrong
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Posted - 2008.05.23 15:34:00 -
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Originally by: Julian Lynq
Originally by: thisiswrong LAUGH ALL YOU WANT! I PAY CCP GAMES to play this game and I'm expecting them to fix my sec status. My wife is a lawer and shes good!
i fear you must attune your wife to industry standards. :(
What the heck is that supposed to mean?
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4IROW
Aliastra
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Posted - 2008.05.23 15:34:00 -
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Originally by: thisiswrong LAUGH ALL YOU WANT! I PAY CCP GAMES to play this game and I'm expecting them to fix my sec status. My wife is a lawer and shes good!
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Princess Jodi
Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.05.23 15:34:00 -
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You must just be trolling...it would be too delicious of a failure if you actually didn't understand why this is happening to you.
Just in case you're serious... LOL
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Blane Xero
The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2008.05.23 15:35:00 -
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Originally by: thisiswrong LAUGH ALL YOU WANT! I PAY CCP GAMES to play this game and I'm expecting them to fix my sec status. My wife is a lawer and shes good!
Screw your stuff, can i have your wife?
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Dex Nederland
Lai Dai Infinity Systems
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Posted - 2008.05.23 15:37:00 -
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Or your character can suffer the ingame consequences of your character's actions. You are free to delete your current character and create a new one on your current account who has no record of in-character criminal acts.
I would suggest you let your wife read the EULA, she will most likely have to side with CCP.
Thanks for playing.
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Havohej
The Defias Brotherhood DEFI4NT
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Posted - 2008.05.23 15:39:00 -
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Originally by: acompton
Originally by: Kehmor If you jump in with a battleship I believe the police won't engage you. The RP reason is they will only take on smaller threats.
Actually a faction BS, just to be sure...
Only if it's an Officer fitted Faction BS.
Originally by: techzer0 I'm invincible until proven wrong
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Siigari Kitawa
The Aduro Protocol
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Posted - 2008.05.23 15:39:00 -
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WIFE NOW!!
www.siigarikitawa.com |
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Mashie Saldana
Hooligans Of War
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Posted - 2008.05.23 15:40:00 -
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Obvious troll is obvious.
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thisiswrong
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Posted - 2008.05.23 15:40:00 -
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Originally by: Princess Jodi You must just be trolling...it would be too delicious of a failure if you actually didn't understand why this is happening to you.
Just in case you're serious... LOL
I NOW undertand why this is happening, but NO ONE told me about this. CCP SURE AS HELL DID NOT!
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Esmenet
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Posted - 2008.05.23 15:41:00 -
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Originally by: thisiswrong LAUGH ALL YOU WANT! I PAY CCP GAMES to play this game and I'm expecting them to fix my sec status. My wife is a lawer and shes good!
I think you meant your mother?
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Blank Protection
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.05.23 15:42:00 -
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Are you an idiot or something? Plenty of ships to buy in 0.6 and below to 0.0 space. If not i realy like to now in what corner of the Eve universe you are. Btw if you pod yourself you always get beemed to a station. Buy a shuttle or whatever. Even better Concord doesnt podkill players so even with a -10 standing you can fly to 1.0 space. Cant believe you dont now this *******
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Morte Noir
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Posted - 2008.05.23 15:42:00 -
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You surley must be joking. Security status and restriction is in Eve 101. If you want to go into high sec raise your security level by ratting in low sec 0.0. Or by doing missions for a non pirate faction, i.e. Gallente Amarr etc.
LONG LIVE ADMIRAL NOIR
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Blane Xero
The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2008.05.23 15:43:00 -
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Originally by: thisiswrong
Originally by: Princess Jodi You must just be trolling...it would be too delicious of a failure if you actually didn't understand why this is happening to you.
Just in case you're serious... LOL
I NOW undertand why this is happening, but NO ONE told me about this. CCP SURE AS HELL DID NOT!
No, but the tutorial did. Oh wait CCP MADE THE TUTORIAL.
I still want your wife.
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Dr Slaughter
Rabies Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.23 15:45:00 -
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CCP didn't tell me to read this stuff they wrote about piracy and killing people in empire either! The horror.
Rabies is unexpected ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ dealing with the UNDERPANTS of eve since 2004 |
QuantumX
Sicarri Covenant Notoriety Alliance
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Posted - 2008.05.23 15:45:00 -
[28]
funny thread...
========================== I came i saw i got blown up!
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thisiswrong
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Posted - 2008.05.23 15:49:00 -
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Originally by: Blane Xero
I still want your wife.
Back off buster!
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Tssa
Black Lotus Heavy Industries Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2008.05.23 15:49:00 -
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It's been a while since I shot anyone outside of 0.0, but doesn't it still pop up a little message when it bumps your sec status? And isn't there a nag dialog about hostile acts that you have to disable?
Either way, you're either trolling or ********...the quicker you drop your Eve account and move on to Sims Online, the better. Let's have a traditional thanks giving this year...invite the neighbors over for dinner..then kill 'em and salvage the wrecks!
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Tiirae
The New Era HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2008.05.23 15:53:00 -
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Originally by: thisiswrong
Originally by: Morte Noir You surley must be joking. Security status and restriction is in Eve 101. If you want to go into high sec raise your security level by ratting in low sec 0.0. Or by doing missions for a non pirate faction, i.e. Gallente Amarr etc.
LONG LIVE ADMIRAL NOIR
I once went to 0.0 but I got podded by griefers they had warp bubble and 15 ships when i was alone who are you trying to kid?
Oh lord...so people protecting their space in 0.0 where podding is OK are griefers, but you podding people in hisec where there is a penalty are hard done by?
Must be a troll. Well played!
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Disco Flint
The Flaming Sideburn's Blackguard Coalition
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Posted - 2008.05.23 15:54:00 -
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Originally by: thisiswrong
CCP I cant move to high sec anymore no one told me about this just because my main podded some ppl in a belt
Originally by: thisiswrong I once went to 0.0 but I got podded by griefers they had warp bubble and 15 ships when i was alone
lol
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Shivaja
CHON Aphelion.
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Posted - 2008.05.23 15:56:00 -
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Originally by: thisiswrong
Originally by: Princess Jodi You must just be trolling...it would be too delicious of a failure if you actually didn't understand why this is happening to you.
Just in case you're serious... LOL
I NOW undertand why this is happening, but NO ONE told me about this. CCP SURE AS HELL DID NOT!
AM SURE AS HELL THEY DID cos before u start shooting the poor bastard there was this nice pop up window saying that u are gonna commit criminal act. Am guessing u did not pay attention to that but thats completely your problem so plz stop whining Shivaja Queen of Outer Ring CHON ceo
THE R0NIN Kill Board
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Johnathan Roark
Quantum Industries RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.05.23 15:57:00 -
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last time I checked, first time you go to shoot someone there is a little warning that pops up that tells you whats going to happen.
Originally by: thisiswrong
I once went to 0.0 but I got podded by griefers they had warp bubble and 15 ships when i was alone who are you trying to kid?
Originally by: thisiswrong
CCP I cant move to high sec anymore no one told me about this just because my main podded some ppl
I expect to pvp in 0.0, unlike that poor carebear you shot mining or ratting in the belt. Go kill some npc rats, your sec status will go back up.
POS-Tracker 2.1.0 Hosting |
Anti Excedrin
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Posted - 2008.05.23 15:59:00 -
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Originally by: thisiswrong
CCP I cant move to high sec anymore no one told me about this just because my main podded some ppl in a belt now I cant go anywhere without concord or faction navies shooting me what the bloody hell CCP how am I supposed to get ships and modules or agents in safe space ok please someone tell me this is a joke Im virtually banned from all systems above +6 this is NOT RIGHT CCP whats going on?
I tried to petitin to get my sec back up but the gm turned me down ok CCP thats it im cancelling my account.
Troll Thread Trolls.
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Lyn Quan
State War Academy
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Posted - 2008.05.23 16:01:00 -
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...nah too obvious. 9/10 for effort though!
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Siberys
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Posted - 2008.05.23 16:03:00 -
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Podding=dumb. If you are a pirate, never pod. That is the moral here.
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Haakon Jarl
direkte
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Posted - 2008.05.23 16:04:00 -
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Originally by: Lyn Quan ...nah too obvious. 9/10 for effort though!
Thanks. Apreciated.
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Blane Xero
The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2008.05.23 16:05:00 -
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Originally by: thisiswrong
Originally by: Blane Xero
I still want your wife.
Back off buster!
But..But..But
I have more security status than you so i can pod more people before feeling it.
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Face Palmer
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.05.23 16:13:00 -
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Originally by: Blane Xero
Originally by: thisiswrong LAUGH ALL YOU WANT! I PAY CCP GAMES to play this game and I'm expecting them to fix my sec status. My wife is a lawer and shes good!
Screw your stuff, can i have your wife?
Can I screw your wife and can I have your stuff?
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Balen Organa
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Posted - 2008.05.23 16:15:00 -
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I know I have a little bit of warp sickness but as I understand it.
You podded people, your a pirate, your not allowed in high sec because of that, and your questioning why?
Mmmkay
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Stermy
Sankkasen Mining Conglomerate
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Posted - 2008.05.23 16:22:00 -
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If you are serious then LOL!
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searess
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Posted - 2008.05.23 16:22:00 -
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Originally by: Tssa It's been a while since I shot anyone outside of 0.0, but doesn't it still pop up a little message when it bumps your sec status? And isn't there a nag dialog about hostile acts that you have to disable?
Either way, you're either trolling or ********...the quicker you drop your Eve account and move on to Sims Online, the better.
I would have thaught that HELLO KITTY would have been more appropriate I dont think you really need to read the rules for that one, To the OP I take it you just jumped straight in with out reading any form of instruction nor went through the mini training when you first loged on to the game, So you wanted to blow up some people in empire possabilly removing some of their fun for the day to get some instant gratification of your own you now find yourself in low sec space TBH 0.5 is not really low sec its the boundary for most pirates stop whining read up and sort your sec status or put your main through the bio recycler terminate your account and go play HELLO KITTY. Hijackzorzzzz
Sig removed, lacks Eve-related content. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] - Cortes |
Shadow Joy
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Posted - 2008.05.23 16:27:00 -
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Originally by: thisiswrong
CCP I cant move to high sec anymore no one told me about this just because my main podded some ppl in a belt now I cant go anywhere without concord or faction navies shooting me what the bloody hell CCP how am I supposed to get ships and modules or agents in safe space ok please someone tell me this is a joke Im virtually banned from all systems above +6 this is NOT RIGHT CCP whats going on?
I tried to petitin to get my sec back up but the gm turned me down ok CCP thats it im cancelling my account.
Unlike the rest of the people on this thread, I have done the ultra rare mission "Find the Donut". That gave me the right to bribe Concord whenever I want to - allowing me and my friends to pirate without consequences.
Send me 500 million ISK and I will raise your security level to the point where you can enter high sec and pod as many people as you like. For 1 billion ISK I will tell you the one agent that gives out this coveted mission.
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Slickdrac
JET FORCE Ka-Tet
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Posted - 2008.05.23 16:33:00 -
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Basically, as a summation...
"DAMMIT CCP, WHY DO MY ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES. FIX THIS FACT OF LIFE AND EVE IMMEDIATELY!!" I suck at forums |
Pans Exual
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2008.05.23 16:38:00 -
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Originally by: Blane Xero
Screw your stuff, can i have your wife?
Have your stuff, can I screw your wife? --- basically: "nerf rock, paper is fine" -scissors |
Nhi'Khuna
Strife Mercenaries Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.23 16:49:00 -
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Welcome to the life of a pirate, kid.
Best bit o'advice that I can give yer is to get a hauling alt. Most pirates have an alt account to do their high sec hauling around.
Nhi.
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Sergio Ling
Veto.
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Posted - 2008.05.23 16:52:00 -
[48]
So wait, I can't go into hi-sec? _
BET ISK ON ANYTHING AT ALL |
Take Enemy
Dead Gnoll's Eye Socket
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Posted - 2008.05.23 17:23:00 -
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Originally by: thisiswrong
Originally by: Morte Noir You surley must be joking. Security status and restriction is in Eve 101. If you want to go into high sec raise your security level by ratting in low sec 0.0. Or by doing missions for a non pirate faction, i.e. Gallente Amarr etc.
LONG LIVE ADMIRAL NOIR
I once went to 0.0 but I got podded by griefers they had warp bubble and 15 ships when i was alone who are you trying to kid?
Thanks. I needed a lol this morning. Troll or not, this is one of the better ones.
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Boomer 4
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Posted - 2008.05.23 17:31:00 -
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LOL Dips on the wife, i pay my subscription to but they still let nubs like you in, perhaps i should petition to get my money back to.
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Danadur
Naval Protection Corp
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Posted - 2008.05.23 17:43:00 -
[51]
1. Punctuation 2. Sentences 3. Capitol letters 4. ROFLMFAO
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Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
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Posted - 2008.05.23 17:45:00 -
[52]
I have enjoyed this thread.
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LED R0BSTER
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Posted - 2008.05.23 17:46:00 -
[53]
whas the OP serious ? :D
I am the LED ROBSTER. All your starbase are belong to me. |
Wren Alterana
The Baros Syndicate Kissaki Republic
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Posted - 2008.05.23 17:48:00 -
[54]
My Raven was equipped with the following:
HIGH 06 x Cruise Missile Launcher I 01 x SMALL TRACTOR BEAM 1 01 x SALVAGER I
MEDIUM 04 x LARGE SHIELD EXTENDERS 01 x 'HYPHNOS' ECM 01 x MEDIUM SHIELD BOOSTER
LOW 01 x EMERGENCY DAMAGE CONTROL 01 x ARMOR KINETIC HARDENER I 01 x ARMOR THREMIC HARDENER I 02 x WARP CORE STABILIZER I
DRONES 02 x WARRIOR I DRONES 03 x HAMMERHEAD I DRONES
UPGRADES 01 x ROCKET FUEL CACHE PARTINTION I 01 x BAY LOADING ACCELERATOR I _________
Dynamic Maps |
Kiiikoooloool
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Posted - 2008.05.23 17:49:00 -
[55]
/+1
can i have your wife too ?
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Tyrantus
Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2008.05.23 17:59:00 -
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To the OP. Steps to get ur stuff in high sec:
~Terminate your current forum alt unless you have a free slot.
~Roll a Minmatar alt that gives you the nice sp in navigation and level 4 in frigates.
~Purchase the Minmatar Industrial skill and work it to level 4 which should take about 7 days.
~You now have a Mammoth alt that will haul 17389 m3 with 4 cargo II and over 20k m3 with a single cargo rig.
Enjoy. Future Member Of The 24th Imperial |
000Hunter000
Missiles 'R' Us
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Posted - 2008.05.23 18:04:00 -
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LOL post 4TW!!!
I vote this the funny thread of the day! _______________________________________________________ CCP, let us pay the online shop with Direct Debit!!!
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Xiaodown
Anoint
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Posted - 2008.05.23 18:09:00 -
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When you go to high sec, make sure your raven is fit like this:
HIGH 06 x Cruise Missile Launcher I 01 x SMALL TRACTOR BEAM 1 01 x SALVAGER I
MEDIUM 04 x LARGE SHIELD EXTENDERS 01 x 'HYPHNOS' ECM 01 x MEDIUM SHIELD BOOSTER
LOW 01 x EMERGENCY DAMAGE CONTROL 01 x ARMOR KINETIC HARDENER I 01 x ARMOR THREMIC HARDENER I 02 x WARP CORE STABILIZER I
DRONES 02 x WARRIOR I DRONES 03 x HAMMERHEAD I DRONES
UPGRADES 01 x ROCKET FUEL CACHE PARTINTION I 01 x BAY LOADING ACCELERATOR I --
Sig under construction.
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Fwaps Continuously
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Posted - 2008.05.23 18:11:00 -
[59]
Originally by: thisiswrong
Originally by: Wren Alterana My Raven was equipped with the following:
HIGH 06 x Cruise Missile Launcher I 01 x SMALL TRACTOR BEAM 1 01 x SALVAGER I
MEDIUM 04 x LARGE SHIELD EXTENDERS 01 x 'HYPHNOS' ECM 01 x MEDIUM SHIELD BOOSTER
LOW 01 x EMERGENCY DAMAGE CONTROL 01 x ARMOR KINETIC HARDENER I 01 x ARMOR THREMIC HARDENER I 02 x WARP CORE STABILIZER I
DRONES 02 x WARRIOR I DRONES 03 x HAMMERHEAD I DRONES
UPGRADES 01 x ROCKET FUEL CACHE PARTINTION I 01 x BAY LOADING ACCELERATOR I
Even though you cross posted obviously by accident I will recommend a better set up than your n00b setup. I have flown battleship for more than 3 months now and I mate it pretty well.
First of all you want to change your cruise missile launchers with heave launchers as heavy launchers do more damage.
Midium slots : Here you want something to make you more dangerous. 3 webbefiers will take care of all frigates, your heavy launchers will solve the cruisers while your hammerheads solve the frigates you have webbed. Then, fit one xl shield booster and the rest multi frequency hardener.
Low : Medium armour repairer (saves a lot of cap compared to large one) and 4 armour plates.
With this setup you should be able to own all lv3 missions.
Someone sticky this thread NNNNNOOOOOOOOWW!!!!!!!!!
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thisiswrong
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Posted - 2008.05.23 18:11:00 -
[60]
Originally by: Xiaodown When you go to high sec, make sure your raven is fit like this:
Wren Alterana ALLREADY posted that setup and I have already posted a better one
Learn how to read thread and L2P and GBTW
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Quaxtl
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Posted - 2008.05.23 18:13:00 -
[61]
Originally by: thisiswrong
Originally by: Wren Alterana My Raven was equipped with the following:
HIGH 06 x Cruise Missile Launcher I 01 x SMALL TRACTOR BEAM 1 01 x SALVAGER I
MEDIUM 04 x LARGE SHIELD EXTENDERS 01 x 'HYPHNOS' ECM 01 x MEDIUM SHIELD BOOSTER
LOW 01 x EMERGENCY DAMAGE CONTROL 01 x ARMOR KINETIC HARDENER I 01 x ARMOR THREMIC HARDENER I 02 x WARP CORE STABILIZER I
DRONES 02 x WARRIOR I DRONES 03 x HAMMERHEAD I DRONES
UPGRADES 01 x ROCKET FUEL CACHE PARTINTION I 01 x BAY LOADING ACCELERATOR I
Even though you cross posted obviously by accident I will recommend a better set up than your n00b setup. I have flown battleship for more than 3 months now and I mate it pretty well.
First of all you want to change your cruise missile launchers with heave launchers as heavy launchers do more damage.
Midium slots : Here you want something to make you more dangerous. 3 webbefiers will take care of all frigates, your heavy launchers will solve the cruisers while your hammerheads solve the frigates you have webbed. Then, fit one xl shield booster and the rest multi frequency hardener.
Low : Medium armour repairer (saves a lot of cap compared to large one) and 4 armour plates.
With this setup you should be able to own all lv3 missions.
I'm sorry... it was funny, but you've just taken a butchers knife to it
On the odd chance that, you really do mean this, well... I find it hard to believe you know how to turn on the computer...
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Xiao Up
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Posted - 2008.05.23 18:13:00 -
[62]
Originally by: thisiswrong
Originally by: Xiaodown When you go to high sec, make sure your raven is fit like this:
Wren Alterana ALLREADY posted that setup and I have already posted a better one
Learn how to read thread and L2P and GBTW
learn2fit like dis:
HIGH 06 x Cruise Missile Launcher I 01 x SMALL TRACTOR BEAM 1 01 x SALVAGER I
MEDIUM 04 x LARGE SHIELD EXTENDERS 01 x 'HYPHNOS' ECM 01 x MEDIUM SHIELD BOOSTER
LOW 01 x EMERGENCY DAMAGE CONTROL 01 x ARMOR KINETIC HARDENER I 01 x ARMOR THREMIC HARDENER I 02 x WARP CORE STABILIZER I
DRONES 02 x WARRIOR I DRONES 03 x HAMMERHEAD I DRONES
UPGRADES 01 x ROCKET FUEL CACHE PARTINTION I 01 x BAY LOADING ACCELERATOR I
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Zephyr Rengate
Prophets Of a Damned Universe
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Posted - 2008.05.23 18:15:00 -
[63]
In before the lame ass mod ruins all the fun.
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire I habe no life.
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Haakon Jarl
direkte
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Posted - 2008.05.23 18:16:00 -
[64]
Originally by: Haakon Jarl
Originally by: Lyn Quan ...nah too obvious. 9/10 for effort though!
Thanks. Apreciated.
Funs over.
In it for the state |
Take Enemy
Dead Gnoll's Eye Socket
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Posted - 2008.05.23 18:30:00 -
[65]
Originally by: thisiswrong
Originally by: Wren Alterana My Raven was equipped with the following:
HIGH 06 x Cruise Missile Launcher I 01 x SMALL TRACTOR BEAM 1 01 x SALVAGER I
MEDIUM 04 x LARGE SHIELD EXTENDERS 01 x 'HYPHNOS' ECM 01 x MEDIUM SHIELD BOOSTER
LOW 01 x EMERGENCY DAMAGE CONTROL 01 x ARMOR KINETIC HARDENER I 01 x ARMOR THREMIC HARDENER I 02 x WARP CORE STABILIZER I
DRONES 02 x WARRIOR I DRONES 03 x HAMMERHEAD I DRONES
UPGRADES 01 x ROCKET FUEL CACHE PARTINTION I 01 x BAY LOADING ACCELERATOR I
Even though you cross posted obviously by accident I will recommend a better set up than your n00b setup. I have flown battleship for more than 3 months now and I mate it pretty well.
First of all you want to change your cruise missile launchers with heave launchers as heavy launchers do more damage.
Midium slots : Here you want something to make you more dangerous. 3 webbefiers will take care of all frigates, your heavy launchers will solve the cruisers while your hammerheads solve the frigates you have webbed. Then, fit one xl shield booster and the rest multi frequency hardener.
Low : Medium armour repairer (saves a lot of cap compared to large one) and 4 armour plates.
With this setup you should be able to own all lv3 missions.
Ooooh, I don't know which is funnier, the original loadout or thisiswrong's response. I am going to refresh this post all day long now.
+1 for obvious forum troll, but still...
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Zalathar
Stellar Research Incorporated DEFI4NT
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Posted - 2008.05.23 18:32:00 -
[66]
Originally by: thisiswrong
Even though you cross posted obviously by accident I will recommend a better set up than your n00b setup. I have flown battleship for more than 3 months now and I mate it pretty well.
First of all you want to change your cruise missile launchers with heave launchers as heavy launchers do more damage.
Midium slots : Here you want something to make you more dangerous. 3 webbefiers will take care of all frigates, your heavy launchers will solve the cruisers while your hammerheads solve the frigates you have webbed. Then, fit one xl shield booster and the rest multi frequency hardener.
Low : Medium armour repairer (saves a lot of cap compared to large one) and 4 armour plates.
With this setup you should be able to own all lv3 missions.
This had better be a troll, as the setup you just posted is possibly the worst thing i have ever seen...
- Heavies do not do more damage than cruise missiles, maybe against cruisers, but not in general.
- 3 webs??? WTF?? With the stacking penalty (you might want to read about that in THE OFFICIAL PROVIDED DOCUMENTATION) you end up getting practically nothing from the last 2.
- This is a mission fit and you are omnitanking. And you call it a decent setup. Hang your head in shame.
- Medium armor reps on a raven?? Even large armor reps is stupid. The reason medium uses less cap than large is that it repairs less than large. Its called a tradeoff. Don't armor tank ravens.
- You should not need a raven to get you through a lvl 3 mission, you can do it in a battlecruiser.
- The setup posted by all these people is a joke, and is posted in reply to obvious trolls. They are not as bad as you at setting up ravens. Practically no-one uses the mentioned stups.
PS: learn to spell and use capital letters.
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OMEGA 8473
Free-Space-Ranger Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2008.05.23 18:35:00 -
[67]
If this is not a joke I will henceforth abandon all hope in humanity ...
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Ohkutnee
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Posted - 2008.05.23 18:44:00 -
[68]
I approve of this thread. Funniest troll I have read so far.
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Haakon Jarl
direkte
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Posted - 2008.05.23 18:45:00 -
[69]
Originally by: OMEGA 8473
If this is not a joke
Read the thread....carefully.
In it for the state |
Terminus adacai
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Posted - 2008.05.23 19:08:00 -
[70]
Obvious troll/alt
in be4 the lock
Opinions reflected on my posts are just that, my opinions. They do not reflect views held by my corp or alliance. |
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Billy Sastard
Life. Universe. Everything.
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Posted - 2008.05.23 19:12:00 -
[71]
I am starting to get tired of these failure troll posts... this one is not even as entertaining as the guy who was going to report to his commanding officer that CCP scammed him -=^=-
My views do not represent my alliance. TBH, my posts do not even represent my own views...I am posting while asleep. |
JamnOne
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Posted - 2008.05.23 19:16:00 -
[72]
At work so don't have time to read all three pages of posts - here is something you can do to get back to hi sec.
1.) Skills > Social > Fast Talking 2.) Start killing rats in low sec and run missions. 3.) Quit killing other players.
Those three steps will get you back to Hi-Sec. ________________________
Originally by: CCP Wrangler So, it's all my fault.
Originally by: CCP Prism X Hah! Vengeance is sweet!
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Aclyn Seriy
Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2008.05.23 19:34:00 -
[73]
utter dribble
Originally by: techzer0 I'm the failboat captain
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SteeleResolve
Dark Twilight Solutions
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Posted - 2008.05.27 13:02:00 -
[74]
OH HAI GUIZE WHATS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD?
Wife pics plzkthx or GTFO
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Banjo String
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Posted - 2008.05.27 13:09:00 -
[75]
Originally by: Blane Xero
Originally by: thisiswrong LAUGH ALL YOU WANT! I PAY CCP GAMES to play this game and I'm expecting them to fix my sec status. My wife is a lawer and shes good!
Screw your stuff, can i have your wife?
What about ahving your cake and eating it?
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thisiswrong
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Posted - 2008.05.27 13:13:00 -
[76]
Originally by: SteeleResolve OH HAI GUIZE WHATS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD?
Wife pics plzkthx or GTFO
Why do you trolls insist on typing with all caps? I suggest you visit http://www.anticapslock.com/ because capslock is cruise controll for 13 year old r-tard.
As far as my wife goes, she prefers sophisticated gentlemen so that would exclude you. I also find it incredible funny that no one has been able to provide me with a logical answer to this security status injustice forced on players by CCP.
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SteeleResolve
Dark Twilight Solutions
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Posted - 2008.05.27 13:16:00 -
[77]
Originally by: thisiswrong
Originally by: SteeleResolve OH HAI GUIZE WHATS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD?
Wife pics plzkthx or GTFO
Why do you trolls insist on typing with all caps? I suggest you visit http://www.anticapslock.com/ because capslock is cruise controll for 13 year old r-tard.
As far as my wife goes, she prefers sophisticated gentlemen so that would exclude you. I also find it incredible funny that no one has been able to provide me with a logical answer to this security status injustice forced on players by CCP.
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Cpt Branko
Surge. NIght's Dawn
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Posted - 2008.05.27 13:19:00 -
[78]
Originally by: Banjo String
Originally by: Blane Xero
Screw your stuff, can i have your wife?
What about ahving your cake and eating it?
Yeah, screwing the stuff and taking the wife is wrong. You're supposed to do the exact opposite, duh.
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Javiir Soban
Amarrian Religious Reformation Society Exalted
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Posted - 2008.05.27 13:28:00 -
[79]
Originally by: thisiswrong ... I also find it incredible funny that no one has been able to provide me with a logical answer to this security status injustice forced on players by CCP.
You still haven't read the documentation have you? Security Status is there to help protect new players from peeps like you. High sec is meant to be a safer "kiddy pool" for people who don't want to blast everyone in sight. I assume you are also miffed that you got CONCORDKENed when you killed those people? |
Trovarion
Foundation R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2008.05.27 14:02:00 -
[80]
Originally by: thisiswrong
Originally by: SteeleResolve OH HAI GUIZE WHATS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD?
Wife pics plzkthx or GTFO
Why do you trolls insist on typing with all caps? I suggest you visit http://www.anticapslock.com/ because capslock is cruise controll for 13 year old r-tard.
As far as my wife goes, she prefers sophisticated gentlemen so that would exclude you. I also find it incredible funny that no one has been able to provide me with a logical answer to this security status injustice forced on players by CCP.
she sure doesn't care about brains tho
Custom made EVE Sigs and Graphics |
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J'Mkarr Soban
Proxenetae Invicti
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Posted - 2008.05.27 14:12:00 -
[81]
Bah, obvious troll is betterering his grammar each post he makes.
Booo...it was funny till the end.
-- These are my personal views and in no way represent the views of Proxenetae Invicti, which maintains a neutral stance stemming from the strong ethics demanded of its work. |
Haradgrim
Tyrell Corp INTERDICTION
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Posted - 2008.05.27 14:17:00 -
[82]
Crappy thread is crappy --
Originally by: CCP Oveur ...every forum whine feels like a baby pony is getting killed
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Sol Halcon
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Posted - 2008.05.27 14:17:00 -
[83]
Is this guy actually serious??!!
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Gnaus
Tyr Na Nog'th Roids'Are'Us
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Posted - 2008.05.27 14:59:00 -
[84]
I don't see how it could not be a troll. and, sorry for that mate, but it's a bad troll post. It's TOO big to be true.
If it were real, the OP may not know the forum or knew that posting here would not resolve anything.
I would maybe have trusted him if he had just asked the ways to raise his sec status cause he made a mistake and didn't know. If he could not or almost not read english I would maybe have given a chance that it could be true.
soo, for trolling : 1/10 for the try (not as good as the 9/10 given by someone else) but keep on trying you'll maybe become better. You can find many others exemples that are trolls too but with 'panache' and i even enjoyed reading them, was fun. When it can be trust, you can read people who try to convince the OP, you see the flames etc, and at the end when OP reveal his troll attitude everyone just laugh, and laugh again when they read someone who post before having read that it was a troll :)
If by an extraordinary miracle, it's not a troll (I give 1/10000 chance, soo that can happen) just cancel your account, spend more time with your wife or go play WoW if you want GMs to answer your whines.
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Ohkutnee
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Posted - 2008.05.27 15:16:00 -
[85]
Edited by: Ohkutnee on 27/05/2008 15:16:56
Originally by: thisiswrong <snip some drivel> I also find it incredible funny that no one has been able to provide me with a logical answer to this security status injustice forced on players by CCP.
Maybe because there is no injustice ?
Whoops...did I just feed the troll again ?
HAND
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Dihania
Mucho Dolor
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Posted - 2008.05.27 15:22:00 -
[86]
Originally by: thisiswrong LAUGH ALL YOU WANT! I PAY CCP GAMES to play this game and I'm expecting them to fix my sec status. My wife is a lawer and shes good!
OMG, the BS in this is amazing.. because otherwise the IQ level sould be negative which contradicts you being married to a (successfull) lawyer.
Oh wait, she's a lawer.. now I get it.
Who is your main ? I want to meet you :)
. Bounty system [red]I need isk! Accepting donations :) Renting this sig space. Open to take on various job |
Hanneshannes
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Posted - 2008.05.27 15:27:00 -
[87]
Originally by: thisiswrong LAUGH ALL YOU WANT! I PAY CCP GAMES to play this game and I'm expecting them to fix my sec status. My wife is a lawer and shes good!
Rofl, you can't really argue about something that is like implemented into the game for like ages. It's supposed to be that way. You are a pirate, ppl don't like you, police shoots you.
One way to get back up to -.9 or smth is to shoot lots of rats.
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AltBier
Blue. Blue Federation
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Posted - 2008.05.27 15:35:00 -
[88]
Originally by: Xiao Up learn2fit like dis:
HIGH 06 x Cruise Missile Launcher I 01 x SMALL TRACTOR BEAM 1 01 x SALVAGER I
MEDIUM 04 x LARGE SHIELD EXTENDERS 01 x 'HYPHNOS' ECM 01 x MEDIUM SHIELD BOOSTER
LOW 01 x EMERGENCY DAMAGE CONTROL 01 x ARMOR KINETIC HARDENER I 01 x ARMOR THREMIC HARDENER I 02 x WARP CORE STABILIZER I
DRONES 02 x WARRIOR I DRONES 03 x HAMMERHEAD I DRONES
UPGRADES 01 x ROCKET FUEL CACHE PARTINTION I 01 x BAY LOADING ACCELERATOR I
Where's the hull repairer? The DAMAGE CONTROL is useless without one !!!
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Chinger
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.27 15:36:00 -
[89]
Edited by: Chinger on 27/05/2008 15:36:48 Originally by: Xiao Up -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- learn2fit like dis:
HIGH 06 x Cruise Missile Launcher I 01 x SMALL TRACTOR BEAM 1 01 x SALVAGER I
MEDIUM 04 x LARGE SHIELD EXTENDERS 01 x 'HYPHNOS' ECM 01 x MEDIUM SHIELD BOOSTER
LOW 01 x EMERGENCY DAMAGE CONTROL 01 x ARMOR KINETIC HARDENER I 01 x ARMOR THREMIC HARDENER I 02 x WARP CORE STABILIZER I
DRONES 02 x WARRIOR I DRONES 03 x HAMMERHEAD I DRONES
UPGRADES 01 x ROCKET FUEL CACHE PARTINTION I 01 x BAY LOADING ACCELERATOR I --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Terrible setup tbqh, you have no place to store your honor!
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Senzei
Satriales Pork Store Guardian Federation
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Posted - 2008.05.27 15:36:00 -
[90]
This is going to be an epic one here...
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FooB2
KR0M
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Posted - 2008.05.27 15:37:00 -
[91]
OBVIOUS
TROLL
IS
OBVIOUS
FOR
GODS
SAKE coming soon
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Caiman Graystock
Quantum of Solace
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Posted - 2008.05.27 15:37:00 -
[92]
CCP should deploy its lawers in response to this.
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Ellmar
Old Dominion Engineering Nihil-Obstat
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Posted - 2008.05.27 15:38:00 -
[93]
well u made me laugh 8/10
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the member
Republic University
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Posted - 2008.05.27 16:00:00 -
[94]
Originally by: Pans Exual
Originally by: Blane Xero
Screw your stuff, can i have your wife?
Have your stuff, can I screw your wife?
can i wife your screw?
Quote: "You're obviously from France." -- Intel CEO Paul Ottelini
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Verone
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.05.27 16:04:00 -
[95]
Originally by: thisiswrong
CCP I cant move to high sec anymore no one told me about this just because my main podded some ppl in a belt now I cant go anywhere without concord or faction navies shooting me what the bloody hell CCP how am I supposed to get ships and modules or agents in safe space ok please someone tell me this is a joke Im virtually banned from all systems above +6 this is NOT RIGHT CCP whats going on?
I tried to petitin to get my sec back up but the gm turned me down ok CCP thats it im cancelling my account.
your avatar makes your post infinately more amusing.
\o/ EON FICTION WRITER OF THE YEAR! \o/
>>> THE LIFE OF AN OUTLAW <<< |
Ho HsienKo
Delictum 23216
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Posted - 2008.05.27 17:17:00 -
[96]
There is an easy fix for this, it may be considered an exploit though.... so if anyone asks I didn't tell you about it.... OK?
Good
When your security status hits lower than -10.0 it goes back to +10.0 so all you really need to do is keep lowering it until the counter rolls over to the positive side!!
Have fun ; ]
And its faster and easier than trying to raise it the other way!!
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Megan Maynard
Out of Order
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Posted - 2008.05.27 17:24:00 -
[97]
You know going ratting for a while will fix this problem........................
Miz Stelth Bomerz iz the ****nit.
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thisiswrong
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Posted - 2008.05.27 17:34:00 -
[98]
Originally by: Verone
Originally by: thisiswrong
CCP I cant move to high sec anymore no one told me about this just because my main podded some ppl in a belt now I cant go anywhere without concord or faction navies shooting me what the bloody hell CCP how am I supposed to get ships and modules or agents in safe space ok please someone tell me this is a joke Im virtually banned from all systems above +6 this is NOT RIGHT CCP whats going on?
I tried to petitin to get my sec back up but the gm turned me down ok CCP thats it im cancelling my account.
your avatar makes your post infinately more amusing.
WTF?
Not just that I have to endure sheep herd mentality from all the unable to think for themselves toons who post stereotype 14 year old EVE lamer stuff such as 'obvious troll obvioous', but now my picture is attacked?
I was recoomended this game by a friend who said it was a mature mmo a few years back but its obvious the community ag has been lowered as the majority in this thread is obviously under the age of 20.
Heres a hint to everyone : Just because you got pubes doesnt make you less of a baby when you talk like one.
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Ohkutnee
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Posted - 2008.05.27 17:37:00 -
[99]
Originally by: thisiswrong <snip drivel>... I was recoomended this game by a friend who said it was a mature mmo ... <snip rest of drivel>
You must be new here
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Zaphod Jones
Shining Horses
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Posted - 2008.05.27 17:38:00 -
[100]
Originally by: the member
Originally by: Pans Exual
Originally by: Blane Xero
Screw your stuff, can i have your wife?
Have your stuff, can I screw your wife?
can i wife your screw?
wife I screw your can ?
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Javiir Soban
Amarrian Religious Reformation Society Exalted
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Posted - 2008.05.27 18:51:00 -
[101]
Originally by: thisiswrong
<snip>agE has been lowered as the majority in this thread is obviously under the age of 20.
Heres a hint to everyone : Just because you got pubes doesn't make you less of a baby when you talk like one.
Fixed your spelling for, you and as for young people being less mature than older people I resent that remark. I may be only 19, but I'm not the one trying to get long established game mechanics changed to better suit me, or demanding that the consequences of my actions are undone by CCP. --- --- --- --- --- My views don't reflect those of my corporation, and definitely not those of my alliance as I don't have an alliance :p . |
Dionisius
The Circle STYX.
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Posted - 2008.05.27 18:53:00 -
[102]
Omg are you serious? _____________________________________ I am the destroyer of worlds and the also the cokie thief. |
Pithecanthropus
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Posted - 2008.05.27 19:54:00 -
[103]
This and this oh... and this too.
--------------------------------- Pithecanthropus erectus, a name derived from Greek and Latin roots meaning upright ape-man. |
Syniztur
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.05.27 20:21:00 -
[104]
Originally by: thisiswrong
Originally by: Blane Xero
I still want your wife.
Back off buster!
I already had his wife \o/ but it was
Oh.. and not only is OP stupid... ╔═╦═╦╦═╗ ║═╣═║║╔╝ ║═╣╔╣║╚╗ ╚═╩╝╚╩═╝ ╔═╦══╦╦╗ ║╔╣╔╗║║║ ║╚╣╚╝║║║ ║╔╣╔╗║║╚╗ ╚╝╚╝╚╩╩═╝
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Colbie Yoshi
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Posted - 2008.05.27 20:32:00 -
[105]
Originally by: thisiswrong
Originally by: SteeleResolve OH HAI GUIZE WHATS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD?
Wife pics plzkthx or GTFO
Why do you trolls insist on typing with all caps? I suggest you visit http://www.anticapslock.com/ because capslock is cruise controll for 13 year old r-tard.
As far as my wife goes, she prefers sophisticated gentlemen so that would exclude you. I also find it incredible funny that no one has been able to provide me with a logical answer to this security status injustice forced on players by CCP.
I'm a sophisticated gentleman; can I have your wife?
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JamnOne
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Posted - 2008.05.27 20:35:00 -
[106]
Originally by: thisiswrong
I also find it incredible funny that no one has been able to provide me with a logical answer to this security status injustice forced on players by CCP.
Look, I know you are just baiting and I am falling for it but in case you are serious -
1.) There is a warning before you shoot another player saying it will hurt your security status. If you chose to ignore this warning it is against you. Even your wife, who you claim is a lawyer, can't help you because you chose to ignore a warning.
2.) If you really want to get back to systems that are higher than 0.6 then do the following:
a) run level 3 & 4 missions in 0.5 and 0.4 systems. b) Train skill: Fast Talk c) Kill rats in all the belts over and over again d) Stop killing people
There is no injustice because you were warned before you fired your first shot. ________________________
Originally by: CCP Wrangler So, it's all my fault.
Originally by: CCP Prism X Hah! Vengeance is sweet!
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p1ngp0ng
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Posted - 2008.05.27 21:46:00 -
[107]
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Lithalnas
Headcrabs
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Posted - 2008.05.27 21:49:00 -
[108]
Originally by: thisiswrong
Originally by: Verone
Originally by: thisiswrong
CCP I cant move to high sec anymore no one told me about this just because my main podded some ppl in a belt now I cant go anywhere without concord or faction navies shooting me what the bloody hell CCP how am I supposed to get ships and modules or agents in safe space ok please someone tell me this is a joke Im virtually banned from all systems above +6 this is NOT RIGHT CCP whats going on?
I tried to petitin to get my sec back up but the gm turned me down ok CCP thats it im cancelling my account.
your avatar makes your post infinately more amusing.
WTF?
Not just that I have to endure sheep herd mentality from all the unable to think for themselves toons who post stereotype 14 year old EVE lamer stuff such as 'obvious troll obvioous', but now my picture is attacked?
I was recoomended this game by a friend who said it was a mature mmo a few years back but its obvious the community ag has been lowered as the majority in this thread is obviously under the age of 20.
Heres a hint to everyone : Just because you got pubes doesnt make you less of a baby when you talk like one.
dude, you got trolled by one of the most e-famous people here.
and your avatar does look a bit odd, it kinda looks like one of my old evil english teachers. -------------
fixed for greater eve content |
woddel
CH Manufacturing and Trading
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Posted - 2008.05.27 21:50:00 -
[109]
yeah, this is a really funny thread. this shows that like only 5% of all players consider reading manuals or forums... well, it's always tough to learn the hard way. wait until you get ganked for the first time, or killed at a gatecamp... :)
cheerios, woddel --- creator and maintainer of eve-commander complete web based character information tool. |
Illwill Bill
Svea Rike SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2008.05.27 21:54:00 -
[110]
Posting in epic pirate whine-thread, wohoo! On a side note, it's perfectly possible to jump into hisec with well-tanked ship, and survive, as long as you don't have global. ____________________ Honk if you think that I'm a n00b Lance fighter > Honk. |
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Nirvana Dest
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Posted - 2008.05.27 22:07:00 -
[111]
You killed people and lowered your security status and now you can't play? This is to funny..."pay back" is a ***** huh? And this is your in game character or just a alt so you can post your boo hoos?
lol
Tough, ND
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Poreuomai
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
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Posted - 2008.05.27 22:07:00 -
[112]
Edited by: Poreuomai on 27/05/2008 22:09:38
Originally by: thisiswrong I was recoomended this game by a friend who said it was a mature mmo a few years back but its obvious the community ag has been lowered as the majority in this thread is obviously under the age of 20.
Hmm ...
http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=771740&page=1#14
Originally by: thisiswrong Yap-yap.
Can I have your stuff before you go back to wow?
Yes, very mature.
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Sionide
THE FINAL STAND
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Posted - 2008.05.27 22:11:00 -
[113]
This thread delivers!
To the OP here is a tip.
If you have a bad sec status, the trick is to buy a battleship and fly it into high sec. Align right away to the nearest stargate and if you can successfully make it to the next area CONCORD will realize they are dealing with a bad ass pilot and your sec status will be fixed.
=== In Eve, never bring a knife to a knife fight.
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hydraSlav
Synergy Evolved Daisho Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.05.27 22:19:00 -
[114]
OMG ROFL . Did you think that you pirating was completely without consequences? LOL. Read the warning next time. == Above comments are my personal views Oveur >Local shouldn't be a tactical tool, it's for chat
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DrHolliday
Aristotle Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.05.27 22:35:00 -
[115]
Originally by: thisiswrong LAUGH ALL YOU WANT! I PAY CCP GAMES to play this game and I'm expecting them to fix my sec status. My wife is a lawer and shes good!
There's no way you managed to get a smart chick to marry you. Unless it makes her feel good after a hard day at work. You know, how chicks go to bars and bring along their uglier friends to make themselves look hotter?
Originally by: thisiswrong
Originally by: Morte Noir You surley must be joking. Security status and restriction is in Eve 101. If you want to go into high sec raise your security level by ratting in low sec 0.0. Or by doing missions for a non pirate faction, i.e. Gallente Amarr etc.
LONG LIVE ADMIRAL NOIR
I once went to 0.0 but I got podded by griefers they had warp bubble and 15 ships when i was alone who are you trying to kid?
Not griefers. EVE players. In EVE, griefing is a whole new level of asshattery; it's not a horde dude raiding a low-level alliance... village or whatever.
Originally by: Wren Alterana My Raven was equipped with the following:
HIGH 06 x Cruise Missile Launcher I 01 x SMALL TRACTOR BEAM 1 01 x SALVAGER I
MEDIUM 04 x LARGE SHIELD EXTENDERS 01 x 'HYPHNOS' ECM 01 x MEDIUM SHIELD BOOSTER
LOW 01 x EMERGENCY DAMAGE CONTROL 01 x ARMOR KINETIC HARDENER I 01 x ARMOR THREMIC HARDENER I 02 x WARP CORE STABILIZER I
DRONES 02 x WARRIOR I DRONES 03 x HAMMERHEAD I DRONES
UPGRADES 01 x ROCKET FUEL CACHE PARTINTION I 01 x BAY LOADING ACCELERATOR I
Did you just express your Raven fit in COBOL?
Originally by: thisiswrong
Originally by: Verone your avatar makes your post infinately more amusing.
WTF?
Not just that I have to endure sheep herd mentality from all the unable to think for themselves toons who post stereotype 14 year old EVE lamer stuff such as 'obvious troll obvioous', but now my picture is attacked?
I was recoomended this game by a friend who said it was a mature mmo a few years back but its obvious the community ag has been lowered as the majority in this thread is obviously under the age of 20.
Heres a hint to everyone : Just because you got pubes doesnt make you less of a baby when you talk like one.
Yeah, that's Verone. He's made of win and yarr. You can't come out ahead here. EVE's playerbase IS mature. Just because we flame the ever-loving **** out of people for failing hard does not make us immature. The spread of memes into the internet mainstream does, but those are just plain fun, no?
At anyrate, please continue. I wish to wake up to much lulz tomorrow (omfg I did it didn't I I used 'lulz' **** I'm immature rite? rite?)
Reject GTC Price Hike: Thread | CSM |
Stefx
Moons of Pluto
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Posted - 2008.05.27 22:43:00 -
[116]
Originally by: thisiswrong
CCP I cant move to high sec anymore no one told me about this just because my main podded some ppl in a belt now I cant go anywhere without concord or faction navies shooting me what the bloody hell CCP how am I supposed to get ships and modules or agents in safe space ok please someone tell me this is a joke Im virtually banned from all systems above +6 this is NOT RIGHT CCP whats going on?
I tried to petitin to get my sec back up but the gm turned me down ok CCP thats it im cancelling my account.
The fact that you have a 0.0 sec status kinda makes it obvious you're trolling... ----------- MOP recruiting Industrialists/miners/traders/missioners/etc |
the member
Republic University
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Posted - 2008.05.27 23:15:00 -
[117]
Originally by: Zaphod Jones
Originally by: the member
Originally by: Pans Exual
Originally by: Blane Xero
Screw your stuff, can i have your wife?
Have your stuff, can I screw your wife?
can i wife your screw?
wife I screw your can ?
screw i wife can your?
Quote: "You're obviously from France." -- Intel CEO Paul Ottelini
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DubanFP
Four Rings Souls of Vengeance
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Posted - 2008.05.27 23:26:00 -
[118]
Originally by: thisiswrong LAUGH ALL YOU WANT! I PAY CCP GAMES to play this game and I'm expecting them to fix my sec status. My wife is a lawer and shes good!
meh, even i'm not falling for this troll _______________
ReiAyanami> We bring you tidings of AARRRRRRRRR |
Sparticus VI
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Posted - 2008.05.27 23:51:00 -
[119]
I FIT MY RAVEN LIKE THIS, IT WORK GOOD FOR LV4
HIGH 06 x Cruise Missile Launcher I 01 x SMALL TRACTOR BEAM 1 01 x SALVAGER I
MEDIUM 04 x LARGE SHIELD EXTENDERS 01 x 'HYPHNOS' ECM 01 x MEDIUM SHIELD BOOSTER
LOW 01 x EMERGENCY DAMAGE CONTROL 01 x ARMOR KINETIC HARDENER I 01 x ARMOR THREMIC HARDENER I 02 x WARP CORE STABILIZER I
DRONES 02 x WARRIOR I DRONES 03 x HAMMERHEAD I DRONES
UPGRADES 01 x ROCKET FUEL CACHE PARTINTION I 01 x BAY LOADING ACCELERATOR I
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Envey Sengir
The Illuminati.
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Posted - 2008.05.28 00:55:00 -
[120]
lol awesome
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Sloppy Podfarts
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Posted - 2008.05.28 01:44:00 -
[121]
Originally by: thisiswrong shes good!
she suuuure is
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Cambarus
The Baros Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.05.28 04:50:00 -
[122]
Originally by: the member
Originally by: Zaphod Jones
Originally by: the member
Originally by: Pans Exual
Originally by: Blane Xero
Screw your stuff, can i have your wife?
Have your stuff, can I screw your wife?
can i wife your screw?
wife I screw your can ?
screw i wife can your?
Joke this old getting is? Please resize image to a maximum of 400 x 120, not exceeding 24000 bytes, ty. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint |
Kweel Nakashyn
Aeden Tau Ceti Federation
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Posted - 2008.05.28 06:22:00 -
[123]
Originally by: thisiswrong LAUGH ALL YOU WANT! I PAY CCP GAMES to play this game and I'm expecting them to fix my sec status. My wife is a lawer and shes good!
lot of lulz 2isk
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Vanessa Vale
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Posted - 2008.05.28 07:02:00 -
[124]
I'd really really would love to subscribe to your newsletter and career advice column.
Minmatar Boost Brigade |
White Ronin
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Posted - 2008.05.28 09:16:00 -
[125]
Originally by: thisiswrong LAUGH ALL YOU WANT! I PAY CCP GAMES to play this game and I'm expecting them to fix my sec status. My wife is a lawer and shes good!
Ok, this is the best quote I have ever read. Thank you. It is now my sig.
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thisiswrong
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Posted - 2008.05.28 13:03:00 -
[126]
Originally by: DrHolliday
EVE's playerbase IS mature. Just because we flame the ever-loving **** out of people for failing hard does not make us immature. The spread of memes into the internet mainstream does, but those are just plain fun, no?
At anyrate, please continue. I wish to wake up to much lulz tomorrow (omfg I did it didn't I I used 'lulz' **** I'm immature rite? rite?)
Yeah? Eh, no!
When you type without using your brain
examples :
-Obvious troll obvious -massive fail -thread fail -epic fail
then its a sign the poster is not mature because to post something like that doesnt require more than an iq of that of a monkey.
I'm sure you are a mature guy and really nice in RL and all of that, but the posters I'm talking baout is complete r-tards who sit in their parents basement being losers without a job or a career. I just got a raise today how bout that huh? When I was young got a bronze medal at the nationals in hurdling how bout that huh? I could probably buy shares in CCP and cancel all your accounts how bout that huh?
Dont worry though, I have asked my wife to examine the possibilites of suing some of the posters in this thread for discrimination.
He who laughs last.
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Grarr Dexx
Naval Protection Corp Carpe Universitas
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Posted - 2008.05.28 13:06:00 -
[127]
Laughs best, by the way. Unfinished sayings irk me.
Okay, let me get this straight. You deliberately flew to a low-sec gate, IGNORED the concord warning that you're gonna get the living **** beaten out of you, don't check the starmap for kills in last 24/1h, pilot reports from last 30 minutes, and you still jump through?
I'm sorry if your 'lawer' wife laughs at you for even bringing this up.
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Dark Voynix
Garoun Investment Bank
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Posted - 2008.05.28 13:11:00 -
[128]
Originally by: thisiswrong
CCP I cant move to high sec anymore no one told me about this just because my main podded some ppl in a belt now I cant go anywhere without concord or faction navies shooting me what the bloody hell CCP how am I supposed to get ships and modules or agents in safe space ok please someone tell me this is a joke Im virtually banned from all systems above +6 this is NOT RIGHT CCP whats going on?
I tried to petitin to get my sec back up but the gm turned me down ok CCP thats it im cancelling my account.
1) you are a troll or realy an idiot ( choose by yourself what to be) 2) the first time you agress someone it popups a message that advice you the conseguences. if you dont read and even flag to not apear again its your fault 3) Out of curiosity .. what do you think the "sec status" was there for ? just for fun? 4) go back in low sec and run missions.. slowly your sec status will raise again.
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Lazal Nahn
Nebula Rasa Vanguard Nebula Rasa
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Posted - 2008.05.28 13:18:00 -
[129]
Originally by: thisiswrong
Dont worry though, I have asked my wife to examine the possibilites of suing some of the posters in this thread for discrimination.
He who laughs last.
Ah the American law system never ceases to amuse me. But please do us all a favour and keep us up to date about the lawsuit regarding your discrimination under international law.
PS:If you really are a troll you are doing well so far!
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the member
Republic University
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Posted - 2008.05.28 13:41:00 -
[130]
Originally by: Cambarus Joke this old getting is?
no, it not it do if like not do read you...
Quote: "You're obviously from France." -- Intel CEO Paul Ottelini
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Empyre
Domestic Reform
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Posted - 2008.05.28 15:15:00 -
[131]
eve may be a cruel world but, really good troll attempt or otherwise, the forums are a far more cruel world.
You're doing it wrong. |
Chinger
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.28 16:16:00 -
[132]
Originally by: thisiswrong
Originally by: DrHolliday
EVE's playerbase IS mature. Just because we flame the ever-loving **** out of people for failing hard does not make us immature. The spread of memes into the internet mainstream does, but those are just plain fun, no?
At anyrate, please continue. I wish to wake up to much lulz tomorrow (omfg I did it didn't I I used 'lulz' **** I'm immature rite? rite?)
Yeah? Eh, no!
When you type without using your brain
examples :
-Obvious troll obvious -massive fail -thread fail -epic fail
then its a sign the poster is not mature because to post something like that doesnt require more than an iq of that of a monkey.
I'm sure you are a mature guy and really nice in RL and all of that, but the posters I'm talking baout is complete r-tards who sit in their parents basement being losers without a job or a career. I just got a raise today how bout that huh? When I was young got a bronze medal at the nationals in hurdling how bout that huh? I could probably buy shares in CCP and cancel all your accounts how bout that huh?
Dont worry though, I have asked my wife to examine the possibilites of suing some of the posters in this thread for discrimination.
He who laughs last.
Yes, because assuming that those people are all losers who sit in their parents basements is such a nice way of thinking. Also, although it is very nice that you got a bronze medal, a raise and all that, but honestly, I think you might be taking things abit seriously. Remember guys, we are playing a GAME about INTERNET SPACESHIPS. (Plus would you really want to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars just to shut down a game company just to spite the dozen or so people here, oh yes lets ignore the thousands of people who havent done a thing to you, just ignore them)
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Ohkutnee
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Posted - 2008.05.28 16:20:00 -
[133]
Originally by: Dark Voynix 1) you are a troll and hence you are an idiot
There. Fixed that for ya
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Don J
Doom Guard
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Posted - 2008.05.28 17:54:00 -
[134]
Originally by: FooB2 OBVIOUS
TROLL
IS
OBVIOUS
FOR
GODS
SAKE
I'm still hopeful tbh.
We have someone like this in corp for entertainment purposes & it's JUST possible there could be another out there
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DrHolliday
Aristotle Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.05.28 18:57:00 -
[135]
Edited by: DrHolliday on 28/05/2008 18:59:02
Originally by: thisiswrong
Originally by: DrHolliday
EVE's playerbase IS mature. Just because we flame the ever-loving **** out of people for failing hard does not make us immature. The spread of memes into the internet mainstream does, but those are just plain fun, no?
At anyrate, please continue. I wish to wake up to much lulz tomorrow (omfg I did it didn't I I used 'lulz' **** I'm immature rite? rite?)
Yeah? Eh, no!
When you type without using your brain
examples :
-Obvious troll obvious -massive fail -thread fail -epic fail
then its a sign the poster is not mature because to post something like that doesnt require more than an iq of that of a monkey.
I'm sure you are a mature guy and really nice in RL and all of that, but the posters I'm talking baout is complete r-tards who sit in their parents basement being losers without a job or a career. I just got a raise today how bout that huh? When I was young got a bronze medal at the nationals in hurdling how bout that huh? I could probably buy shares in CCP and cancel all your accounts how bout that huh?
Dont worry though, I have asked my wife to examine the possibilites of suing some of the posters in this thread for discrimination.
He who laughs last.
I'm an EXCEEDINGLY mature guy and REALLY nice in real life and ALL of that. Not just some of that, but ALL of it. Thank you for recognising my inner nice-guy. You're just confusing the use of Internet memes with having a low IQ, and it's making you look like the real idiot here.
Re-read your posts in this thread. You look like an idiot with all this acting like a child, throwing his rattle out of the pram because the other kids are being mean, and thinking you're some prodigal smartypants come to lecture us on the wickedness of our ways. No one gives a damn about your medals or how much you earn, no one gives a damn about my medals or how much I earn, or any other person's accolades outside of the game. This is the Internet. We're all fracking idiots until proven otherwise, so start making sense 'cause you're coming dead last in the race here buddy.
Also, you can't buy shares in CCP and cancel our accounts with them. You don't understand how that works. Double also, you can't sue some of the posters in this thread for discrimination. You didn't need to ask your imaginary wife that. Here's why: link. We know the rules, now so do you.
-Dr.
Reject GTC Price Hike: Thread | CSM |
Neth'Rae
Neth's Workshop
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Posted - 2008.05.28 19:03:00 -
[136]
Edited by: Neth''Rae on 28/05/2008 19:05:51
Originally by: Blane Xero Screw your stuff, can i have your wife?
Don't you mean, "screw" the wife and have the stuff? :P
Request signatures at EVE-GFX |
Kweel Nakashyn
Aeden Tau Ceti Federation
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Posted - 2008.05.28 19:12:00 -
[137]
Originally by: thisiswrong
Originally by: DrHolliday
EVE's playerbase IS mature. Just because we flame the ever-loving **** out of people for failing hard does not make us immature. The spread of memes into the internet mainstream does, but those are just plain fun, no?
At anyrate, please continue. I wish to wake up to much lulz tomorrow (omfg I did it didn't I I used 'lulz' **** I'm immature rite? rite?)
Yeah? Eh, no!
When you type without using your brain
examples :
-Obvious troll obvious -massive fail -thread fail -epic fail
then its a sign the poster is not mature because to post something like that doesnt require more than an iq of that of a monkey.
I'm sure you are a mature guy and really nice in RL and all of that, but the posters I'm talking baout is complete r-tards who sit in their parents basement being losers without a job or a career. I just got a raise today how bout that huh? When I was young got a bronze medal at the nationals in hurdling how bout that huh? I could probably buy shares in CCP and cancel all your accounts how bout that huh?
Dont worry though, I have asked my wife to examine the possibilites of suing some of the posters in this thread for discrimination.
He who laughs last.
These are a few of memes the community uses since their birth. Some use them blindly... Since there's no RL implications I don't think it's a good idea to waste your money like this imho.
You know, it's not the first case of "What did you wrote on the web ? I'll sue you". 2isk
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Omarvelous
Destry's Lounge XIII Legio
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Posted - 2008.05.28 19:29:00 -
[138]
Bravo! Bravo! Well done thisiswrong!
First good laugh I've gotten in the forums today - thanks! __________________________________________________ Sup brosef! Destry's Lounge is looking for a few good drunks - contact me in game.
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Qanael Radlari
Kinetic Vector Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2008.05.28 19:35:00 -
[139]
Edited by: Qanael Radlari on 28/05/2008 19:36:55 -1/0 for effort. 10/10 for laughs.
Also, obvious troll is obvious, fail troll, fail thread, massive fail, epic fail, gb2WoW, Hello Kitty Online is ---> THAT way, etc.
Edit: Am I going to get sued now?
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Da'iel Zehn
Construct Core Operations Construct Consortium
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Posted - 2008.05.28 19:47:00 -
[140]
Originally by: Pithecanthropus This and this oh... and this too.
LOL
I especially like the punch to the face one. --
DZ's website
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Exodus Alpha
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Posted - 2008.05.28 19:52:00 -
[141]
How the hell did the obvious Obvious Troll get 5 pages of replies?
Crap, what did I just do...
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masternerdguy
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Posted - 2008.05.28 20:18:00 -
[142]
Originally by: Julian Lynq
Originally by: thisiswrong LAUGH ALL YOU WANT! I PAY CCP GAMES to play this game and I'm expecting them to fix my sec status. My wife is a lawer and shes good!
i fear you must attune your wife to industry standards. :(
ROFL THIS IS HILARIOUS YOUR GONNA SUE CCP CUZ YOU MESSED UP UR SECURITY STATUS? i see a very big epic fail in court........
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Havok Dryke
Golden Gavel Enterprises The Cooperative
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Posted - 2008.05.28 20:31:00 -
[143]
This thread delivers! Good to see some decent trolling, people are getting sloppy nowadays. Yes, I bumped the thread, because it's been amusing me for days now
Originally by: thisiswrong
*snip* Dont worry though, I have asked my wife to examine the possibilites of suing some of the posters in this thread for discrimination.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Nope, it's still legal to discriminate against people based on intelligence.
Fixed your quote for you. ---
Kaboom: The process by which large objects are broken down into many small objects.
Originally by: Alz Shado Chribba doesn't mine Veldspar -- the ore offers itself to him in tribute.
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NightmareX
Quam Singulari
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Posted - 2008.05.28 20:53:00 -
[144]
Originally by: Zalathar - 3 webs??? WTF?? With the stacking penalty (you might want to read about that in THE OFFICIAL PROVIDED DOCUMENTATION) you end up getting practically nothing from the last 2.
Wow, amazing. So the documantation also says you have stacking penalty on guns to?
LOL not sure what you are on, but Webbers have never had any stacking penaltys.
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Archon T'orn
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Posted - 2008.05.28 21:04:00 -
[145]
FFS
It's that one guy who got banned for trolling. He states things that are obviously wrong and illicit your responses... just wish I could think of his name.
You're all idiots for listening or even replying to him. And I'm a bigger idiot for letting you know how dumb you are, but meh. |
Belmarduk
de Prieure Four Elements
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Posted - 2008.05.28 21:26:00 -
[146]
Originally by: Grarr Dexx Laughs best, by the way. Unfinished sayings irk me.
Okay, let me get this straight. You deliberately flew to a low-sec gate, IGNORED the concord warning that you're gonna get the living **** beaten out of you, don't check the starmap for kills in last 24/1h, pilot reports from last 30 minutes, and you still jump through?
I'm sorry if your 'lawer' wife laughs at you for even bringing this up.
Oh wow Mr Dexx and me are have the SAME opinion for once :) *Highfive Mr Dexx* :) CCP Please give us casual players a Skill-Queue !
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Demarcus
Corp 1 Allstars Insurgency
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Posted - 2008.05.28 21:32:00 -
[147]
Originally by: thisiswrong
Originally by: DrHolliday
EVE's playerbase IS mature. Just because we flame the ever-loving **** out of people for failing hard does not make us immature. The spread of memes into the internet mainstream does, but those are just plain fun, no?
At anyrate, please continue. I wish to wake up to much lulz tomorrow (omfg I did it didn't I I used 'lulz' **** I'm immature rite? rite?)
Yeah? Eh, no!
When you type without using your brain
examples :
-Obvious troll obvious -massive fail -thread fail -epic fail
then its a sign the poster is not mature because to post something like that doesnt require more than an iq of that of a monkey.
I'm sure you are a mature guy and really nice in RL and all of that, but the posters I'm talking baout is complete r-tards who sit in their parents basement being losers without a job or a career. I just got a raise today how bout that huh? When I was young got a bronze medal at the nationals in hurdling how bout that huh? I could probably buy shares in CCP and cancel all your accounts how bout that huh?
Dont worry though, I have asked my wife to examine the possibilites of suing some of the posters in this thread for discrimination.
He who laughs last.
If it makes you feel better I am LOLing you from the 200sq ft office I got when I was promoted to IT Admin.
You fail simply because even the average 12 year old acts more mature when ranting, and your wife fails for having married you. And fyi, how is calling you a f*cking idiot discrimination? I am pretty sure that is just stating the obvious. Heck I could even legally put that a reason for refusing to hire you or for firing you.
------------------------------------- You are all worthless, and weak.
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Coconut Joe
VIRTUAL LIFE VANGUARD Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2008.05.28 22:31:00 -
[148]
I like this thread. - Eve IGB Store Template - The complete eve retail solution. |
Face Palmer
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.05.28 23:43:00 -
[149]
@the OP: can you post linkehs for pics of urs wife?
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masternerdguy
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Posted - 2008.05.29 00:44:00 -
[150]
2008.05.29 00:29:00
Victim: boba fett666567 Alliance: NONE Corp: Frantic FreeBirds Destroyed: Raven System: Todaki Security: 1.0 Damage Taken: 28510
Involved parties:
Name: Anorganic (laid the final blow) Security: -1.1 Alliance: NONE Corp: Aaarg Icorporated Ship: Megathron Weapon: Ogre I Damage Done: 24901
Name: masternerdguy Security: 0.9 Alliance: NONE Corp: Aaarg Icorporated Ship: Condor Weapon: Small Nosferatu I Damage Done: 3141
Name: 1Blood Angel1 Security: -0.2 Alliance: NONE Corp: Aaarg Icorporated Ship: Unknown Weapon: 'Malkuth' Standard Missile Launcher I Damage Done: 235
Name: alig8r Security: -0.1 Alliance: NONE Corp: Aaarg Icorporated Ship: Capsule Weapon: 150mm Railgun I Damage Done: 233
Destroyed items:
Ballistic Control System I, Qty: 2 Juggernaut Torpedo, Qty: 1113 (Cargo) Large F-S9 Regolith Shield Induction Juggernaut Torpedo, Qty: 13 Heat Dissipation Field I Ballistic Deflection Field I Siege Missile Launcher I, Qty: 4 Hornet I, Qty: 3 (Drone Bay)
Dropped items:
Ballistic Control System I, Qty: 3 Mjolnir Torpedo, Qty: 500 (Cargo) Antimatter Charge S, Qty: 43 Inferno Torpedo, Qty: 200 (Cargo) Large F-S9 Regolith Shield Induction Non-Inertial Ballistic Screen Augmentation I Juggernaut Torpedo, Qty: 6 Bane Torpedo, Qty: 500 (Cargo) Light Ion Blaster I Heat Dissipation Field I Antimatter Charge S, Qty: 171 (Cargo) Siege Missile Launcher I, Qty: 2 Hornet I, Qty: 5 (Drone Bay)
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PI Staker
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Posted - 2008.05.29 00:55:00 -
[151]
What i find amusing is that he needs a raven to do level 3 missions
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Face Palmer
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.05.29 01:30:00 -
[152]
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Caia
Scrutari
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Posted - 2008.05.29 03:08:00 -
[153]
Posting in epic thread.
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Havok Dryke
Golden Gavel Enterprises The Cooperative
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Posted - 2008.05.29 03:45:00 -
[154]
Officially on page 6 of the most epic thread in quite a while. Keep the trollin coming thisiswrong! ---
Kaboom: The process by which large objects are broken down into many small objects.
Originally by: Alz Shado Chribba doesn't mine Veldspar -- the ore offers itself to him in tribute.
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Celestal
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Posted - 2008.05.29 04:32:00 -
[155]
Originally by: thisiswrong LAUGH ALL YOU WANT! I PAY CCP GAMES to play this game and I'm expecting them to fix my sec status. My wife is a lawer and shes good!
nah shes crap
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thisiswrong
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Posted - 2008.05.29 05:36:00 -
[156]
Originally by: DrHolliday
I'm an EXCEEDINGLY mature guy and REALLY nice in real life and ALL of that.
I would have believed you if it hadnt been for what you post as seen here :
Quote: You look like an idiot with all this acting like a child, throwing his rattle out of the pram because the other kids are being mean, and thinking you're some prodigal smartypants come to lecture us on the wickedness of our ways.
Yes you are really mature arent you? try arguing like an adult, please.
Quote:
No one gives a damn about your medals or how much you earn, no one gives a damn about my medals or how much I earn, or any other person's accolades outside of the game. This is the Internet. We're all fracking idiots until proven otherwise, so start making sense 'cause you're coming dead last in the race here buddy.
People do give a damn about my medal because I scored a sponsor deal and was in a tv comercial. I did something great for my country and it took a lot of hard work, people respect me for it and I'm a genuine role model.
How many autographs have you signed lately eh? I'm in the top 5000 on facebook when it comes to number of friends.
Quote:
Also, you can't buy shares in CCP and cancel our accounts with them. You don't understand how that works. Double also, you can't sue some of the posters in this thread for discrimination. You didn't need to ask your imaginary wife that. Here's why: link. We know the rules, now so do you.
-Dr.
So your evidence is a youtube link? Guess what buddy, in a court of law you would been fined for contempt. Keep digging the hole, unless someone deletes this thread this thread is evidence.
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thisiswrong
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Posted - 2008.05.29 05:38:00 -
[157]
Originally by: PI Staker What i find amusing is that he needs a raven to do level 3 missions
Raven is the best ship in the game, whats your point? I drive a hummer in RL, I dont need it when I go out to buy dipers for my baby but I still use it because I roll with style.
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Flaming Lemming
Puppeteer Press
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Posted - 2008.05.29 05:41:00 -
[158]
Originally by: thisiswrong
Originally by: DrHolliday
I'm an EXCEEDINGLY mature guy and REALLY nice in real life and ALL of that.
I would have believed you if it hadnt been for what you post as seen here :
Quote: You look like an idiot with all this acting like a child, throwing his rattle out of the pram because the other kids are being mean, and thinking you're some prodigal smartypants come to lecture us on the wickedness of our ways.
Yes you are really mature arent you? try arguing like an adult, please.
Quote:
No one gives a damn about your medals or how much you earn, no one gives a damn about my medals or how much I earn, or any other person's accolades outside of the game. This is the Internet. We're all fracking idiots until proven otherwise, so start making sense 'cause you're coming dead last in the race here buddy.
People do give a damn about my medal because I scored a sponsor deal and was in a tv comercial. I did something great for my country and it took a lot of hard work, people respect me for it and I'm a genuine role model.
How many autographs have you signed lately eh? I'm in the top 5000 on facebook when it comes to number of friends.
Quote:
Also, you can't buy shares in CCP and cancel our accounts with them. You don't understand how that works. Double also, you can't sue some of the posters in this thread for discrimination. You didn't need to ask your imaginary wife that. Here's why: link. We know the rules, now so do you.
-Dr.
So your evidence is a youtube link? Guess what buddy, in a court of law you would been fined for contempt. Keep digging the hole, unless someone deletes this thread this thread is evidence.
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Malverious Prime
NQX Innovations
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Posted - 2008.05.29 06:00:00 -
[159]
Originally by: thisiswrong Raven is the best ship in the game, whats your point? I drive a hummer in RL, I dont need it when I go out to buy dipers for my baby but I still use it because I roll with style. [/quote
You should train up gallantean and fly a velator...
and no, you dont roll with style, you roll with dreams... which are free, granted.
If you're a troll... i kill you with my Troll Slayer Battle Axe +1. Your stoopidity brings such joy to us all, to fake it is wrong i tells ye. WRONG!
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thisiswrong
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Posted - 2008.05.29 06:02:00 -
[160]
Edited by: thisiswrong on 29/05/2008 06:02:42
At least I know how to use UBB code. N00b LH2P
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Wideen
Contraband Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.29 06:04:00 -
[161]
Originally by: Face Palmer
Originally by: Blane Xero
Originally by: thisiswrong LAUGH ALL YOU WANT! I PAY CCP GAMES to play this game and I'm expecting them to fix my sec status. My wife is a lawer and shes good!
Screw your stuff, can i have your wife?
Can I screw your wife...
gtfo show some respect
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Grarr Dexx
Naval Protection Corp Carpe Universitas
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Posted - 2008.05.29 06:39:00 -
[162]
I'm convinced this is a troll now.
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Malverious Prime
NQX Innovations
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Posted - 2008.05.29 06:42:00 -
[163]
Originally by: Grarr Dexx I'm convinced this is a troll now.
I know... it sux. I was getting so much joy out of his outlandish idiocy. Too good to be true i suppsoe.
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Grainsalt
Free-Corp Foundation Liberty Alliance
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Posted - 2008.05.29 07:21:00 -
[164]
Ah if only this was real ... sigh ... ---
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DrHolliday
Aristotle Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.05.29 08:28:00 -
[165]
Originally by: thisiswrong
Originally by: DrHolliday I'm an EXCEEDINGLY mature guy and REALLY nice in real life and ALL of that.
I would have believed you if it hadnt been for what you post as seen here :
Quote: You look like an idiot with all this acting like a child, throwing his rattle out of the pram because the other kids are being mean, and thinking you're some prodigal smartypants come to lecture us on the wickedness of our ways.
Yes you are really mature arent you? try arguing like an adult, please.
Quote: No one gives a damn about your medals or how much you earn, no one gives a damn about my medals or how much I earn, or any other person's accolades outside of the game. This is the Internet. We're all fracking idiots until proven otherwise, so start making sense 'cause you're coming dead last in the race here buddy.
People do give a damn about my medal because I scored a sponsor deal and was in a tv comercial. I did something great for my country and it took a lot of hard work, people respect me for it and I'm a genuine role model.
How many autographs have you signed lately eh? I'm in the top 5000 on facebook when it comes to number of friends.
Quote: Also, you can't buy shares in CCP and cancel our accounts with them. You don't understand how that works. Double also, you can't sue some of the posters in this thread for discrimination. You didn't need to ask your imaginary wife that. Here's why: link. We know the rules, now so do you.
-Dr.
So your evidence is a youtube link? Guess what buddy, in a court of law you would been fined for contempt. Keep digging the hole, unless someone deletes this thread this thread is evidence.
Well I was hoping you weren't just a poor troll (this thread was too good to be true) but nobody could actually believe what you've written in that reply, so you've blown your cover I'm afraid. You either genuinely don't know what maturity is, are genuinely arrogant enough to think that these medals you've won (assuming you're not the ignorant teenage you sound like) mean anything, and stupid enough to compare someone RickRolling you on an Internet forum to contempt of fracking court (Jesus that one will never get old), or you're trolling too flamboyantly to keep your cover intact. Stupid, ignorant, or bad at trolling. Pick any two. - Reject GTC Price Hike: Thread | CSM |
Zaerlorth Maelkor
The Maverick Navy Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Originally by: Xiaodown When you go to high sec, make sure your raven is fit like this:
HIGH 06 x Cruise Missile Launcher I 01 x SMALL TRACTOR BEAM 1 01 x SALVAGER I
MEDIUM 04 x LARGE SHIELD EXTENDERS 01 x 'HYPHNOS' ECM 01 x MEDIUM SHIELD BOOSTER
LOW 01 x EMERGENCY DAMAGE CONTROL 01 x ARMOR KINETIC HARDENER I 01 x ARMOR THREMIC HARDENER I 02 x WARP CORE STABILIZER I
DRONES 02 x WARRIOR I DRONES 03 x HAMMERHEAD I DRONES
UPGRADES 01 x ROCKET FUEL CACHE PARTINTION I 01 x BAY LOADING ACCELERATOR I
Most of everyone (sadly) didn't get this by the looks of it. I'll try and find the thread for your viewing pleasure when I get home from work. It's a truly epic thread from around a year ago.
To the op: LOL ==================================================
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Father Dibbles
Self Aggrandisement Society
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Posted - 2008.05.29 09:59:00 -
[167]
Originally by: thisiswrong
Dont worry though, I have asked my wife to examine the possibilites of suing some of the posters in this thread for discrimination.
He who laughs last.
May god save you, it is right that he should do so
May god save me, if it is right that he should do so...
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the member
Republic University
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Posted - 2008.05.29 10:10:00 -
[168]
i'd like to take this opportunity and nominate the OP for TotM (Troll of the Month) award.
Quote: "You're obviously from France." -- Intel CEO Paul Ottelini
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masternerdguy
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Posted - 2008.05.29 10:21:00 -
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my god your the ultimate troll. i am so honored to post in your thread. to the top! hi ho silver away! now to tell you about my weird video game dreams.... 1. i had a supreme commander dream 2. i had a sins of a solar empire dream 3. i had a nightmare my pc poped. 4. i had an eve dream where i was in fleet war and no lag. 5. i had another eve dream where i lost everything systematically. 6. finally i had a cnc 3 tiberium wars halucination.
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Armoured C
Globaltech Industries The ENTITY.
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Posted - 2008.05.29 10:35:00 -
[170]
Originally by: thisiswrong
Originally by: DrHolliday
I'm an EXCEEDINGLY mature guy and REALLY nice in real life and ALL of that.
I would have believed you if it hadnt been for what you post as seen here :
Quote: You look like an idiot with all this acting like a child, throwing his rattle out of the pram because the other kids are being mean, and thinking you're some prodigal smartypants come to lecture us on the wickedness of our ways.
Yes you are really mature arent you? try arguing like an adult, please.
Quote:
No one gives a damn about your medals or how much you earn, no one gives a damn about my medals or how much I earn, or any other person's accolades outside of the game. This is the Internet. We're all fracking idiots until proven otherwise, so start making sense 'cause you're coming dead last in the race here buddy.
People do give a damn about my medal because I scored a sponsor deal and was in a tv comercial. I did something great for my country and it took a lot of hard work, people respect me for it and I'm a genuine role model.
How many autographs have you signed lately eh? I'm in the top 5000 on facebook when it comes to number of friends.
Quote:
Also, you can't buy shares in CCP and cancel our accounts with them. You don't understand how that works. Double also, you can't sue some of the posters in this thread for discrimination. You didn't need to ask your imaginary wife that. Here's why: link. We know the rules, now so do you.
-Dr.
So your evidence is a youtube link? Guess what buddy, in a court of law you would been fined for contempt. Keep digging the hole, unless someone deletes this thread this thread is evidence.
LAWL
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Adonis 4174
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Posted - 2008.05.29 10:38:00 -
[171]
People are still posting here? ---- Infiniband can do more than just prevent lag |
m17624
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Posted - 2008.05.29 10:38:00 -
[172]
Originally by: thisiswrong
Dont worry though, I have asked my wife to examine the possibilites of suing some of the posters in this thread for discrimination.
He who laughs last.
Lol theres some great sig material in this thread
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masternerdguy
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Posted - 2008.05.29 10:38:00 -
[173]
Originally by: Adonis 4174 People are still posting here?
im prowling this thread
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Cown
Xenophobes
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Posted - 2008.05.29 10:44:00 -
[174]
ROFL
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MotherMoon
Huang Yinglong FOUNDATI0N
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Posted - 2008.05.29 10:48:00 -
[175]
Originally by: thisiswrong
Originally by: PI Staker What i find amusing is that he needs a raven to do level 3 missions
Raven is the best ship in the game, whats your point? I drive a hummer in RL, I dont need it when I go out to buy dipers for my baby but I still use it because I roll with style.
could you be any more immature?
Please go back and read what your writting.
listen I got nothing agiasnt people that aren't mature enough to just ask the comunity "hey guys I just found out I can't enter high sec because ym sec stats went down, what's up with that?"
Instead you post
"OMG I PAY CCP I DESERVE RESPECT THEY SHOULD CHANGE THE GAME FOR ME, CCP YOU HATE ME"
why? What powers convinced you that this attidtude used by by 21 year old college kids that still think the world owes them would get you any kind of respect? I've met people like you before, you get really mad at people that don't respect you I bet.
Your the 40 year old adult that throws a temper tantrum at a resteruat when his food is cold because you paid for it so it better be hot and it's not so I'm going to freak out. You ever just try saying "hey, waiter, my food is cold, could you heat it up for me? or make me a new plate?"
see wasn't that easy? it's called maturity, and if you don't like to be told how to act to be mature, then I guess your not fit to part of an online community. Because there is nothing more dangerous than a full grown adult that thinks the world owes me on an internet form full of people playing a game. a GAME, of spaceships. Your going to find people that either A.are imature or B. people that don't feel like being mature because they are flying a spaceship in a fictional world.
Also saying things like "my wife will sue you" and "I ride my hummer to school becuase I'm stylish"
are about as immature statements as humanly possible.
NOW! as for your issue, sec stat is put in the game so that if you want to pod someone and/or shoot other people, you pay the price. You are labeled a criminal until you prove by running missions and ratting that you are in fact safe to be trusted around the empires space.
So open the market window, find a trading hub in .5, and run missions or rat in low sec until your trusted again.
A mature player could handle this, and a married man should be mature... then again you do gloat about driving your child in a hummer...
well I'll have to call troll, but I posted anyways, have a nice day.
Also post with your main, then maybe if you came off as "Oh man I messed up I didn't know this would happen!"
people would of sent you ships and help and maybe even took you into their corp to help you back up.
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Jason Edwards
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Posted - 2008.05.29 10:49:00 -
[176]
Originally by: thisiswrong
CCP I cant move to high sec anymore no one told me about this just because my main podded some ppl in a belt now I cant go anywhere without concord or faction navies shooting me what the bloody hell CCP how am I supposed to get ships and modules or agents in safe space ok please someone tell me this is a joke Im virtually banned from all systems above +6 this is NOT RIGHT CCP whats going on?
I tried to petitin to get my sec back up but the gm turned me down ok CCP thats it im cancelling my account.
You cant just all of a sudden go heavily negative sec you newb. You podded far more then a few people... and you were warned repeatedly that you were losing sec. ------------------------ "There was this bright flash of light - and now this egg shaped thing is on my screen - did I level up?" |
Mica Swanhaven
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Posted - 2008.05.29 10:51:00 -
[177]
Quote: How many autographs have you signed lately eh? I'm in the top 5000 on facebook when it comes to number of friends.
No one that says anything like this has wife.
Nor have they possibly ever gotten laid.
I mean really a married man? your age? why would you care?
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Quelque Chose
New Eden Roller Disco Supply
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Posted - 2008.05.29 10:57:00 -
[178]
Originally by: Adonis 4174 People are still posting here?
That's what I said; consequently I'm going to have to award this a 10/10... 6 pages and people are still posting essays, this guy's got Mad Skillz(tm).
My favorite part personally has got to be "I'm going to have my wife sue you." I don't think I could think of a more effete threat if I spent all day working on it; in fact I may have to steal that one some time, although I'm thinking replacing wife with mom or girlfriend might kick it up a notch. ___________________________________________
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masternerdguy
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Posted - 2008.05.29 10:59:00 -
[179]
omg lol page 7! 7!
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Helplessandlost
Convergent Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2008.05.29 11:20:00 -
[180]
I looked at this whole thread and still don't see pics of the wife In Memory of Deacon Hasp
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Father Dibbles
Self Aggrandisement Society
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Posted - 2008.05.29 11:25:00 -
[181]
Originally by: Helplessandlost I looked at this whole thread and still don't see pics of the wife
She dresses and looks how you want her to
May god save me, if it is right that he should do so...
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thisiswrong
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Posted - 2008.05.29 11:39:00 -
[182]
Originally by: MotherMoon
you get really mad at people that don't respect you I bet.
Ofcorse I get mad when people dont respect me. I'm not paying for getting disrespected. If I wanted disrespect I would quit my job and become a looser.
Quote:
Your the 40 year old adult that throws a temper tantrum at a resteruat when his food is cold because you paid for it so it better be hot and it's not so I'm going to freak out. You ever just try saying "hey, waiter, my food is cold, could you heat it up for me? or make me a new plate?"
Theres nothing wrong with asking for what you paid for!!!
Quote:
a GAME, of spaceships.
That I pay for.
Quote:
Also saying things like "my wife will sue you" and "I ride my hummer to school becuase I'm stylish"
are about as immature statements as humanly possible.
Please dont be so shallow. I posted about my car and wife simply because I wanted people to know that I'm a man of success and I deserve recognition for it. Would you ever bother listening to what a homeless person would say?
Quote:
NOW! as for your issue, sec stat is put in the game so that if you want to pod someone and/or shoot other people, you pay the price. You are labeled a criminal until you prove by running missions and ratting that you are in fact safe to be trusted around the empires space.
So open the market window, find a trading hub in .5, and run missions or rat in low sec until your trusted again.
A mature player could handle this, and a married man should be mature... then again you do gloat about driving your child in a hummer...
well I'll have to call troll, but I posted anyways, have a nice day.
Also post with your main, then maybe if you came off as "Oh man I messed up I didn't know this would happen!"
people would of sent you ships and help and maybe even took you into their corp to help you back up.
It's funny how you "call troll" as all you really did was to let your envy of my success shine through.
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thisiswrong
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Posted - 2008.05.29 11:41:00 -
[183]
Originally by: Mica Swanhaven
Quote: How many autographs have you signed lately eh? I'm in the top 5000 on facebook when it comes to number of friends.
No one that says anything like this has wife.
Nor have they possibly ever gotten laid.
I mean really a married man? your age? why would you care?
Guess how I met my wife, genious! Heres a hint: it was on-line.
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Rafael Tonka
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Posted - 2008.05.29 11:56:00 -
[184]
Originally by: thisiswrong
Guess how I met my wife, genious! Heres a hint: it was on-line.
Ask your wife to do the spell check next time genius!
If you spent as much time reading about eve as you obviously did reading your wife's statistics online then I'm quite sure you would have realised this security status thing existed before you went and attacked people. In fact, the 1st time you tried to attack you would have had a warning that your actions would have an effect on your security status which could restrict your movements in hi-sec areas of the game.
Heaven help your poor lawyer wife when you find she's not 100% understandable too!
This is one of the funniest threads I've seen on the eve forums for ages Can't believe that you really do believe that you should be compensated for your stupidity! Go on, tell us that you're really serious
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Ishitar senpai
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Posted - 2008.05.29 11:58:00 -
[185]
Originally by: thisiswrong
Originally by: Mica Swanhaven
Quote: How many autographs have you signed lately eh? I'm in the top 5000 on facebook when it comes to number of friends.
No one that says anything like this has wife.
Nor have they possibly ever gotten laid.
I mean really a married man? your age? why would you care?
Guess how I met my wife, genious! Heres a hint: it was on-line.
Sigh... pixels don't count. Nobody told you this?
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p1ngp0ng
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Posted - 2008.05.29 12:26:00 -
[186]
Hummer Facebook leet Bronze Medal
Small pewpew
I see a pattern evolving here.
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WA Dragon
108 Field Squadron RM RE
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Posted - 2008.05.29 12:33:00 -
[187]
Just give a thought to the players you podded they lost stuff as well why should you be allowed to get away with murder scot free. Funny post thanks for putting a smile on my face.
To be or not to be......sorry can you repeat the question? |
Face Palmer
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.05.29 12:50:00 -
[188]
Originally by: thisiswrong
Originally by: Mica Swanhaven
Quote: How many autographs have you signed lately eh? I'm in the top 5000 on facebook when it comes to number of friends.
No one that says anything like this has wife.
Nor have they possibly ever gotten laid.
I mean really a married man? your age? why would you care?
Guess how I met my wife, genious! Heres a hint: it was on-line.
Post links to 'wife' pics or GTFO.
(Lara Croft doesn't count BTW )
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masternerdguy
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Posted - 2008.05.29 13:50:00 -
[189]
lol you met ur wife online..... nooby..... |
Tiirae
The New Era HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2008.05.29 14:40:00 -
[190]
I just can't pick between this guy and the other recent idiot who reported CCP up his military chain of command for fraud after he lost GTC-sourced ISK by getting scammed in-game.
Somehow we need to contrive a situation where these two argue against each other for some sort of prize.
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Pliskkenn
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.05.29 14:41:00 -
[191]
Originally by: masternerdguy lol you met ur wife online..... nooby.....
Well it's marginally better than a phonecall entailing "Suprise I'm pregnant" and hastily selling your soul away. ---
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Anariel Andurill
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2008.05.29 14:51:00 -
[192]
which mod let this get to 7 pages?! :(
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Face Palmer
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.05.29 14:51:00 -
[193]
Edited by: Face Palmer on 29/05/2008 14:52:28
Originally by: Tiirae I just can't pick between this guy and the other recent idiot who reported CCP up his military chain of command for fraud after he lost GTC-sourced ISK by getting scammed in-game.
Somehow we need to contrive a situation where these two argue against each other for some sort of prize.
Yeah, that one was priceless.
I think the only prize they would want would be a sticky for their epic thread.
Of course, one could be the alt of the other.......
Edit: Oh and this:
Originally by: Anariel Andurill which mod let this get to 7 pages?! :(
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Amarant'h
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Posted - 2008.05.29 14:54:00 -
[194]
Originally by: thisiswrong LAUGH ALL YOU WANT! I PAY CCP GAMES to play this game and I'm expecting them to fix my sec status. My wife is a lawer and shes good!
Welcome to Europe. We dont sue everyone here.. Thanks for the laughter.
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Blind Jhon
Alenia psy departement
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Posted - 2008.05.29 15:01:00 -
[195]
Originally by: thisiswrong LAUGH ALL YOU WANT! I PAY CCP GAMES to play this game and I'm expecting them to fix my sec status. My wife is a lawer and shes good!
knock knock convo from
WIFE NOW !!!
sig removed, it broke our forums - Mitnal |
Blind Jhon
Alenia psy departement
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Posted - 2008.05.29 15:03:00 -
[196]
Edited by: Blind Jhon on 29/05/2008 15:03:50 double post
sig removed, it broke our forums - Mitnal |
RaTTuS
BIG
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Posted - 2008.05.29 15:27:00 -
[197]
thanks for giving me this thread to read.
It's now time for me to do some work -- BIG Lottery, BIG Deal, InEve
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Empyre
Domestic Reform
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Posted - 2008.05.29 18:37:00 -
[198]
Originally by: Mica Swanhaven
Quote: How many autographs have you signed lately eh? I'm in the top 5000 on facebook when it comes to number of friends.
No one that says anything like this has wife.
Nor have they possibly ever gotten laid.
I mean really a married man? your age? why would you care?
travel the world a bit if you don't see it in your home town. a lot of girls will do anything (or anyone) for some financial support and a little recognition, positive or otherwise.
You're doing it wrong. |
thisiswrong
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Posted - 2008.05.29 18:44:00 -
[199]
Originally by: Empyre
travel the world a bit if you don't see it in your home town. a lot of girls will do anything (or anyone) for some financial support and a little recognition, positive or otherwise.
Thats true. My wife chose me because I'm a winner. I'm alpha male.
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Amaron Ghant
Pierre Vorvuden Corp
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Posted - 2008.05.29 18:47:00 -
[200]
Originally by: thisiswrong
Originally by: Empyre
travel the world a bit if you don't see it in your home town. a lot of girls will do anything (or anyone) for some financial support and a little recognition, positive or otherwise.
Thats true. My wife chose me because I'm a winner. I'm alpha male.
and using a female avatar. |
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Element 22
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Posted - 2008.05.29 19:13:00 -
[201]
We get it, you're a young man, confused about his sexuality and place in the world. You want to be respected, and you're afraid that your organ is too small to pleasure a woman.
How did you guess you wonder? Well, your posts give you away, you try hard, but you try too hard. You are giving yourself things that in your mind confer power, respect, and sexual prowess. But it's ok, time will change most things and we, the loving, caring, eve community will help you grow.
Now, much as one person's sig (please speak up when you read this, it truly is lovly) says: "Respect is given freely, and taken grudgingly, only when necessary" (paraphrased). It's ok to not understand everything and be wrong. And it is ok to bring up issues you have with certain game parts, that's partly why the forums are here.
Now, we can give you many things here, respect, a kind place where people will listen and give good, well thought out advice, and of course ships, isk, and courses in how to fly said ship if you only ask. We cannot give you a bigger organ, for one, I don't think anyone is willing to give up theirs (I for one am certainly not, sorry).
But also you may be pleasantly surprised to find out that you weren't as small as you thought you were. The ones in the movies are hired for specifically that reason and are far above normal. Many women don't even like the idea of something that big. And even if it does turn out that you are on the shady side of the bell-curve, you can put that mouth of yours to good use. Remember, women always appreciate cunning linguists.
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Princess Jodi
Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.05.29 19:30:00 -
[202]
Troll or not, I'm now a complete fan of thisiswrong!
We are being provided with:
- Idiocy beyond bounds in the initial post. - Superiority Complex from a Fool. - Threats of legal action from 'my online mail-order bride' - References to RL which somehow are supposed to prove that RL goods means he's right about Internet Spaceship Game rules. - Righetous Indignation about an imagined slight in a GAME. - Continuious retorts by the OP, each time escalating his pathetic desire to be respected by our online community. - Complete blindness about such things as Consequences for Your Actions.
This guy deserves a seat beside the greatest fools of all time! Lo! For he hath ascended to the right hand of the Scirus! (spelling...ya know the Honor Tank guy.)
I'd write more, but I gotta go get a Hummer from this hooker dressed as a Lawyer who is gonna spank me for wearing a diaper.
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Saju Somtaaw
Amarrian Religious Reformation Society Exalted
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Posted - 2008.05.29 20:02:00 -
[203]
Edited by: Saju Somtaaw on 29/05/2008 20:03:33 I think the mods are laughing so hard they can't hit the lock button...Or maybe they are enjoying his "intelligence" as much as we are I'll probably end up saving this with another collection of "intelligence" from another forum, where the guy called us immature for not giving him our CD-Keys as he got a pirated copy of the game for his birthday from a friend.
edit:and before calling me immature/uncaring/etc check my in-game bio(hint: it's in nice bold letter up top...) ---- --- --- My views don't represent those of my corporation or alliance. |
LongHong Dong
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Posted - 2008.05.29 20:03:00 -
[204]
HIGH 06 x Cruise Missile Launcher I 01 x SMALL TRACTOR BEAM 1 01 x SALVAGER I
MEDIUM 04 x LARGE SHIELD EXTENDERS 01 x 'HYPHNOS' ECM 01 x MEDIUM SHIELD BOOSTER
LOW 01 x EMERGENCY DAMAGE CONTROL 01 x ARMOR KINETIC HARDENER I 01 x ARMOR THREMIC HARDENER I 02 x WARP CORE STABILIZER I
DRONES 02 x WARRIOR I DRONES 03 x HAMMERHEAD I DRONES
UPGRADES 01 x ROCKET FUEL CACHE PARTINTION I 01 x BAY LOADING ACCELERATOR I
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Armoured C
Globaltech Industries The ENTITY.
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Posted - 2008.05.29 21:12:00 -
[205]
pics of the wife
the wife =P
that right she doesn't exist
RP is for ingame not RL
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Bahhs Deep
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Posted - 2008.05.29 21:20:00 -
[206]
NCC is that you? LAWLS
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Armoured C
Globaltech Industries The ENTITY.
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Posted - 2008.05.29 21:26:00 -
[207]
bet on if this get to page 10
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Nightsheir
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Posted - 2008.05.29 21:29:00 -
[208]
Quote:
Please dont be so shallow. I posted about my car and wife simply because I wanted people to know that I'm a man of success and I deserve recognition for it. Would you ever bother listening to what a homeless person would say?
-Whoa hold on there , not in everyplace you can find a proper woman to be considered as wife. -Not everybody has 2arms 2legs and a healty body to try his whatever luck on finding a companion. -Not everybody needs someone else to share his life (there are many lives out there)
And you call yourself a man of success because you have a wife and a car ? Boy you have grown up with wrong set of goals .
What is a success ? Is it your crotch , your car ? -> ("OR") What you share with or mean to OTHER people .
Right now, you have shared with us , how poor your definition of success was , and no , you dont deserve respect for that.
Respect is earned, not showed. And yes, boost amarr . Tired of playing with laser toyguns. |
Armoured C
Globaltech Industries The ENTITY.
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Posted - 2008.05.29 21:42:00 -
[209]
i think the last epiosde of warpdrive active put it like this with the interveiw with the woman of the lead something or other (useless with names) community project manager or something
everyone is equal in this game
you could be a billionare in RL and it wouldnt matter in this game you could be poor and it still wouldnt matter in this game
you still wrote this post on a board in which the people that actually go on this forum seen and people have posted with various background to life and your saying that you better than everyone else , but yet calling everyone else immature because of it
if you idea of being mature is nothing like you then i am immature
man you have some issues that you need to sort out because this is a game of internet space ships it doesnt matter if you nothing or everything in RL because your not in RL when your sign on to those servers and you can and most likely be killed by anyone ingame how is you "hummer" or you supposed"laywer of a wife(who you obvisouly brag about way to much which make it really unbelivable)" going to effect you ingame
and and you cant sue CCP as you have agreed to the EULA which pretty much asks for your soul to play
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Element 22
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Posted - 2008.05.29 21:47:00 -
[210]
Originally by: Armoured C and and you cant sue CCP as you have agreed to the EULA which pretty much asks for your soul to play
pretty much nothing, it's right after section 12, paragraph 17 line 5, you know, the one the guarantees your first born to CCP.
Although I must say, section 7 paragraph 9 line 3 was more interesting, more to the point, you have made a legally binding contract to supply as much beer as desired by CCP if they ever enter your home. Signatures are annoying...kinda like me. |
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Blind Jhon
Alenia psy departement
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Posted - 2008.05.29 21:52:00 -
[211]
Edited by: Blind Jhon on 29/05/2008 21:52:22
Originally by: thisiswrong
Guess how I met my wife, genious! Heres a hint: it was on-line.
1)an explicit sexuality content site (evryone tought, noone writed)
2)you are e-married but sHE only sent you mail and pics, and "sam" is not for SAMUEL but for samantha
3)just once more
sig removed, it broke our forums - Mitnal |
Havok Dryke
Golden Gavel Enterprises The Cooperative
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Posted - 2008.05.29 22:14:00 -
[212]
Edited by: Havok Dryke on 29/05/2008 22:18:54
Originally by: the member i'd like to take this opportunity and nominate the OP for TotM (Troll of the Month) award.
Seconded. The original post was obvious as frick but he's a persistant bugger (most trolls tire out on page 3-4), and is on his 8th page with essay-length replies. He's obvious, but he's good ---
Kaboom: The process by which large objects are broken down into many small objects.
Originally by: Alz Shado Chribba doesn't mine Veldspar -- the ore offers itself to him in tribute.
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Kweel Nakashyn
Aeden Tau Ceti Federation
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Posted - 2008.05.29 22:22:00 -
[213]
Originally by: thisiswrong I posted about my car and wife simply because I wanted people to know that I'm a man of success and I deserve recognition for it.
O M G T R O L L 2isk
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Face Palmer
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.05.29 23:28:00 -
[214]
Originally by: Armoured C bet on if this get to page 10
This won't go beyond 9 I recon (earthquakes permitting eh mods?)
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JamnOne
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Posted - 2008.05.29 23:34:00 -
[215]
Originally by: thisiswrong Please dont be so shallow. I posted about my car and wife simply because I wanted people to know that I'm a man of success and I deserve recognition for it. Would you ever bother listening to what a homeless person would say?
Now who is being shallow? So you won't speak to a homeless person and listen to what they have to say. Shame on you.
I will admit there are a few "homeless" people that I listen to only to make them happy that someone is listening. A lot of the ones I have met are actually hard workers and some even have a degree that fell on hard times.
Remember one thing with your "success" - it can all be taken away. ________________________
Originally by: CCP Wrangler So, it's all my fault.
Originally by: CCP Prism X Hah! Vengeance is sweet!
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MotherMoon
Huang Yinglong FOUNDATI0N
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Posted - 2008.05.29 23:57:00 -
[216]
Originally by: thisiswrong
Originally by: Mica Swanhaven
Quote: How many autographs have you signed lately eh? I'm in the top 5000 on facebook when it comes to number of friends.
No one that says anything like this has wife.
Nor have they possibly ever gotten laid.
I mean really a married man? your age? why would you care?
Guess how I met my wife, genious! Heres a hint: it was on-line.
Please grow up.
Then again I'm sure your wife would sue me for saying that.
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Porcellon
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Posted - 2008.05.30 00:57:00 -
[217]
If the OP is for a real, i mean if this is his real personality and he really does have a wife, she should be scared because this guy seems to be a properly unstable megalomaniac. Where better to delight in your fantasy of wealth and power than on an internet forum where no one can dissprove your claims of power and superiority?
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Sarkkon
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Posted - 2008.05.30 01:03:00 -
[218]
cant belive you gave this guy 8 pages of FODDER
DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS
thanx for your understanding....
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wafumatelot
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Posted - 2008.05.30 01:22:00 -
[219]
Edited by: wafumatelot on 30/05/2008 01:23:06 Surely this has to have been a Wah!? http://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Wah
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xyledex01
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Posted - 2008.05.30 02:42:00 -
[220]
OMG lol... i hope the OP isn't serious... "just podded some hisec people" can equate to "just destroyed a few bil worth of implants". Enjoy lowsec |
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Upright
Dirt Nap Squad Dirt Nap Associates
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Posted - 2008.05.30 04:46:00 -
[221]
You fail at life, Go kill yourself.
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Disco Flint
The Flaming Sideburn's Blackguard Coalition
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Posted - 2008.05.30 04:56:00 -
[222]
Wow, this thread is still going on? Hasn't your wife sued CCP yet?
Hi mom! o/
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Luyshin
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Posted - 2008.05.30 05:01:00 -
[223]
My Raven was equipped with the following:
HIGH 06 x Cruise Missile Launcher I 01 x SMALL TRACTOR BEAM 1 01 x SALVAGER I
MEDIUM 04 x LARGE SHIELD EXTENDERS 01 x 'HYPHNOS' ECM 01 x MEDIUM SHIELD BOOSTER
LOW 01 x EMERGENCY DAMAGE CONTROL 01 x ARMOR KINETIC HARDENER I 01 x ARMOR THREMIC HARDENER I 02 x WARP CORE STABILIZER I
DRONES 02 x WARRIOR I DRONES 03 x HAMMERHEAD I DRONES
UPGRADES 01 x ROCKET FUEL CACHE PARTINTION I 01 x BAY LOADING ACCELERATOR I
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Sore Below
State War Academy
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Posted - 2008.05.30 05:11:00 -
[224]
man.... i dont usually reply but this is too good to miss, way to go for OP, ur mum is proud of ya!
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Jmanis Catharg
Stickler inc
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Posted - 2008.05.30 05:27:00 -
[225]
Quote:
That I pay for.
And I pay for it to. And I demand that CCP keep the game this way.
You going to wave your e-peen around and tell me your opinion is more important than mine now right?
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thisiswrong
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Posted - 2008.05.30 07:16:00 -
[226]
Originally by: Princess Jodi
- Idiocy beyond bounds in the initial post. - Superiority Complex from a Fool. - Threats of legal action from 'my online mail-order bride'
What you describe negatively I see as positive. At least I try to do something about all the grieving in this game. Have you seen all the can flippers in this game? I pay to play this game and I want to make it better.(unlike some losers ) I have written pages with suggestions to make things better. I got can flipped and lost my moa because of two damn fast condors with webbers. People whine like little whiners about low sec not being populated because they want easy ganks but I know how to fix it. Add unanchored npc sentry guns to lowsec space, so if you get attacked in a belt the sentry gun will come and attack the grievers. Remove all station services from highsec and people will come to lowsec and the economy will boom because the people are happy there. To end suicide simply make it so that if you enter empire space all guns are automatically turned off line.
Quote:
- References to RL which somehow are supposed to prove that RL goods means he's right about Internet Spaceship Game rules. - Righetous Indignation about an imagined slight in a GAME. - Continuious retorts by the OP, each time escalating his pathetic desire to be respected by our online community. - Complete blindness about such things as Consequences for Your Actions.
RL can be a useful pointer to who can help CCP. If CCP had hired people with masters degrees or successful business owners such as myself then the interstellar council would be a success instead of the disasters it is now. Do you think I employ 12 people because I'm stupid? Do you think my gold watch is a asign of being stupid? No, its a sign of me being smart and very good at what I do. If there were to be a nuclear war and the government had to choose x amount of people to go into the underground shelters then people like me would be first in line. So you can flame me all you want, but I think we both know what your real motives are and thats just jealousy. Stop hating on me.
Quote:
(spelling...ya know the Honor Tank guy.)
I injured my hand when I spendt the weekend in mexico at my private resort rafting. It will become better again and my spelling will improve. Oh whats that, I cant hear you, are you jealous?
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thisiswrong
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Posted - 2008.05.30 07:18:00 -
[227]
Originally by: MotherMoon
Please grow up.
Then again I'm sure your wife would sue me for saying that.
I'm the one being attacked here by imature and shallow beings. This has to be the mos rude comunity ever
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Allaria Kriss
Elipse Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.30 07:34:00 -
[228]
Thread delivers in comedy value. Stamp of approval.
To the OP: Obvious troll is obvious. More proof that money can't buy brains, but an Internet connection can buy you the ability to make up any fantasy you want.
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Blind Jhon
Alenia psy departement
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Posted - 2008.05.30 07:50:00 -
[229]
Edited by: Blind Jhon on 30/05/2008 07:50:22
Originally by: thisiswrong
Originally by: Princess Jodi
- Idiocy beyond bounds in the initial post. - Superiority Complex from a Fool. - Threats of legal action from 'my online mail-order bride'
What you describe negatively I see as positive. At least I try to do something about all the grieving in this game. Have you seen all the can flippers in this game? I pay to play this game and I want to make it better.(unlike some losers ) I have written pages with suggestions to make things better. I got can flipped and lost my moa because of two damn fast condors with webbers. People whine like little whiners about low sec not being populated because they want easy ganks but I know how to fix it. Add unanchored npc sentry guns to lowsec space, so if you get attacked in a belt the sentry gun will come and attack the grievers. Remove all station services from highsec and people will come to lowsec and the economy will boom because the people are happy there. To end suicide simply make it so that if you enter empire space all guns are automatically turned off line.
Quote:
- References to RL which somehow are supposed to prove that RL goods means he's right about Internet Spaceship Game rules. - Righetous Indignation about an imagined slight in a GAME. - Continuious retorts by the OP, each time escalating his pathetic desire to be respected by our online community. - Complete blindness about such things as Consequences for Your Actions.
RL can be a useful pointer to who can help CCP. If CCP had hired people with masters degrees or successful business owners such as myself then the interstellar council would be a success instead of the disasters it is now. Do you think I employ 12 people because I'm stupid? Do you think my gold watch is a asign of being stupid? No, its a sign of me being smart and very good at what I do. If there were to be a nuclear war and the government had to choose x amount of people to go into the underground shelters then people like me would be first in line. So you can flame me all you want, but I think we both know what your real motives are and thats just jealousy. Stop hating on me.
Quote:
(spelling...ya know the Honor Tank guy.)
I injured my hand when I spendt the weekend in mexico at my private resort rafting. It will become better again and my spelling will improve. Oh whats that, I cant hear you, are you jealous?
i just think you'r post are stupind. imo the mind who think em is broken..... imo...... show me you aren't stupid draw the conclusion
(onto page 10 ftw epic one ) sig removed, it broke our forums - Mitnal |
the member
Republic University
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Posted - 2008.05.30 07:58:00 -
[230]
"Ironing or smoothing is the work of using a heated tool to remove wrinkles from washed clothes. The common tools for this purpose are called "irons" (sometimes clothes irons, flat irons, or smoothing irons). Modern designs are no longer made of iron, and are heated electrically rather than on a fire.
Ironing works by loosening the bonds between the long-chain polymer molecules in the fibers of the material. While the molecules are hot, the fibers are straightened by the weight of the iron, and they hold their new shape as they cool. Some fabrics, such as cotton, require the addition of water to loosen the intermolecular bonds. Many modern fabrics (developed in or after the mid-twentieth century) are advertised as needing little or no ironing.
Ironing may also be used as a germ/parasite killing hygienic operation".
Wikipedia
Quote: "You're obviously from France." -- Intel CEO Paul Ottelini
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Cyrano Tyranus
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Posted - 2008.05.30 09:00:00 -
[231]
WOW... I mean....just WOW!
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Nightsheir
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Posted - 2008.05.30 09:23:00 -
[232]
Quote:
RL can be a useful pointer to who can help CCP. If CCP had hired people with masters degrees or successful business owners such as myself
Hahah , this has gone out of hand .
99.9 You have gained 0.1 more skill, your skill is now 100.0 Master degree .
People here you are trying to talk to , all of them , one by one criticized you and that your words are meaningless . Since your lack of comunication skills (oo master degree) you are still failing to understand how miserable you actualy are.
But your tick head is , yes , it is very succesful at blocking every suggestion to make you adress whats wrong with you. I would say , 99% resistance to positive criticism.
Unless you turn off those officer suggestion resistance modules . You will keep polluting the forums and you leave us no other option to..
HEy Stop feeding the Troll !
And yes, boost amarr . Tired of playing with laser toyguns. |
Nightsheir
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Posted - 2008.05.30 09:32:00 -
[233]
Quote:
Do you think my gold watch is a asign of being stupid? No, its a sign of me being smart and very good at what I do. If there were to be a nuclear war and the government had to choose x amount of people to go into the underground shelters then people like me would be first in line.
Amazing, he is surviver too , i personaly blame the movies . When a nuclear war happens (^^that kind of people do that to eliminate low lives from earth)
Since he is the example of highlife .. bare with me.
Boys and girls ! In a nuclear warfare, if you want to be saved into shelters ! You need to have these conditions! -have a car (preferably hummer) -have a wife (anything counts, even from the sites) -have some master degree (written on toilet paper is not acceptable) -be a succesful business man and have at least 12 idiot under your control. (mastaa , what we do now , succesful busines mastaa)
"Guys , hold on, almost everything is complete for the nuclear shelter, stay with me and we will win the enterance ticket !!!"
->Make sure you dont go into a bear cave by mistake lol. It would be a waste to all those precisious minds and the hummer. I worry about the hummer. And yes, boost amarr . Tired of playing with laser toyguns. |
Chaosgabe TWC
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Posted - 2008.05.30 10:24:00 -
[234]
Whoa whats up? Noone mentioned his gold watch! This guy must surely be a winner of life!
. . .
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the member
Republic University
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Posted - 2008.05.30 10:59:00 -
[235]
Originally by: thisiswrong ...I drive a hummer in RL, I dont need it when I go out to buy dipers for my baby but I still use it because I roll with style.
Quick, quiet, confident Comfortable, permanent Undisputed every tense Not a trace of what went left More equal than the best Unparalleled success Everybody V.impressed
Quote: "You're obviously from France." -- Intel CEO Paul Ottelini
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thisiswrong
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Posted - 2008.05.30 11:31:00 -
[236]
Open letter to Diana.
Dear beloved Diana.
I hearby apologize for involving you in this twist with different eve players and I apologize for mentioning your work and that you would have participated in this forum war with the other players. You have made it perfectly clear that you want to be neutral and for that I apologize. Please remember than I love you and that you are the love of my life. I promise to become better at keeping the house tidy and I promise to not roleplay when you are on the phone. I post this apology here because you said it was the only reason you would let me back into the house. Please let me come home.
yours eternally Steve.
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Nightsheir
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Posted - 2008.05.30 11:50:00 -
[237]
Hey hey, turn down the radio , cant hear anything while its buzzing.
I think he is going to say something .
And ... ? And yes, boost amarr . Tired of playing with laser toyguns. |
Face Palmer
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.05.30 11:56:00 -
[238]
Edited by: Face Palmer on 30/05/2008 11:58:22
Originally by: thisiswrong Open letter to Diana.
Dear beloved Diana.
I hearby apologize for involving you in this twist with different eve players and I apologize for mentioning your work and that you would have participated in this forum war with the other players. You have made it perfectly clear that you want to be neutral and for that I apologize. Please remember than I love you and that you are the love of my life. I promise to become better at keeping the house tidy and I promise to not roleplay when you are on the phone. I post this apology here because you said it was the only reason you would let me back into the house. Please let me come home.
yours eternally Steve.
Please post links to pictures of Diana. I can type with one hand.
OMFG! 9 pages. Please CCP, can you end your dispute with the Union of Moderators so they can come back to work?
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Molpadia Devaux
Applied Creations
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Posted - 2008.05.30 12:00:00 -
[239]
This has gone on long enough.
Please Lock.
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San Guine
Scalar Aurora
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Posted - 2008.05.30 12:27:00 -
[240]
Meh, I'll bite.
Patronizing players who, unlike you, understood the consequences of high-sec podding by meassuring your 'RL' gadgets.
I don't need a golden watch to prove I'm doing a good job (nurse, no fat wallet, but love it), I don't need a big car to drive my ego around, demanding 'respect' for what I do ( '86 rusty car), I don't need a man to prove I'm worthy. I'm a proud individual, raising my son alone for 10 years, not a dime to scratch, we're happy and healthy and certainly nothing could awake a flinch of jealousy compared to you. Pathetic (sue me).
'When God ( or any creator you prefer) put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good *******'. ~ Adversity does not build character, it reveals it. ~ |
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beor oranes
Black Water.
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Posted - 2008.05.30 12:30:00 -
[241]
This thread delivers!!
I'm banned from ALL highsec, you think you have it bad... ------------------------------------------------ Either pick a dry year when fighting wars or civilize the moronic races and have no wars at all! |
JamnOne
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Posted - 2008.05.30 12:40:00 -
[242]
Edited by: JamnOne on 30/05/2008 12:44:57 Ok - after reading "Open Letter Diana" it is now time to ask CCP to lock this thread. It not fun anymore. ________________________
Originally by: CCP Wrangler So, it's all my fault.
Originally by: CCP Prism X Hah! Vengeance is sweet!
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Todd Doughnut
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Posted - 2008.05.30 13:22:00 -
[243]
I injured my hand when I spent the weekend in Brasil at my secret underground **** dungeon. Luckily my wives are those chicks from Charlies Angels, they will help me with my hand..and destroy my enemies in lowesec!
Also, when are ccp going to do something about ALL THE SHOOTING BACK that goes on? Its like these ships have minds of their own or something.
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MotherMoon
Huang Yinglong FOUNDATI0N
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Posted - 2008.05.30 13:41:00 -
[244]
Quote: I injured my hand when I spendt the weekend in mexico at my private resort rafting. It will become better again and my spelling will improve. Oh whats that, I cant hear you, are you jealous?
What is special about a rafting trip?
and what now your wife has broken up with you?
well sorry but maybe now you'll learn some reqect :P well that minus the fact that your not a real person and this is all a game :P
you really don't think ANYONE in here is failing for your life story right?
we all know your most likely I'd say 21-23 and you have or just broke up with your girl friend.
or else you'd post your facebook account.
which doesn't exist.
oh and I too have a piravte astate by a river good for rafting, my boy scout troop built it for free form wood we gathered and bought our selfs.
It was hard work but it stores our rafts, and We even added a basement for food!. It has 3 three tier bunkbeds, and a table. it even has a light blub that we can hook up a generator too!
Every time we go back it's awesome to know we build our little boat home :)
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Adonis 4174
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Posted - 2008.05.30 13:55:00 -
[245]
Doubleyou tee eff?
The troll just got funnier. ---- Infiniband can do more than just prevent lag |
Quelque Chose
New Eden Roller Disco Supply
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Posted - 2008.05.30 14:00:00 -
[246]
That's nothing. I injured both my ponderous junk and my internasal septum snorting yayo and banging swiss frSuleins on the roof of my private chalet in Biarritz when from a clear blue sky as it were I was struck by a bolt of lightning. According to my personal physician, had it not been for the insulating effects of the jimmy hat I fortunately happened to be wearing at the time I wouldn't be here today to make this post at all -- much less spell it correctly.
Let this be a lesson to you, kids: unsafe sex kills. ___________________________________________
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Hearts bane
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Posted - 2008.05.30 14:05:00 -
[247]
Originally by: Quelque Chose That's nothing. I injured both my ponderous junk and my internasal septum snorting yayo and banging swiss frSuleins on the roof of my private chalet in Biarritz when from a clear blue sky as it were I was struck by a bolt of lightning. According to my personal physician, had it not been for the insulating effects of the jimmy hat I fortunately happened to be wearing at the time I wouldn't be here today to make this post at all -- much less spell it correctly.
Let this be a lesson to you, kids: unsafe sex kills.
Really? Wow! I survived a lightning strike too, because I'm so tough. The OP talks about having a masters degree to get into a nuclear shelter, that's nothing. I'm so tough doctors agree I could survive anything short of a direct nuclear strike. That's why I play Eve, I get to feel the vulnerability I never suffer from in the real world. |
Face Palmer
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.05.30 14:20:00 -
[248]
Originally by: Hearts bane
Originally by: Quelque Chose That's nothing. I injured both my ponderous junk and my internasal septum snorting yayo and banging swiss frSuleins on the roof of my private chalet in Biarritz when from a clear blue sky as it were I was struck by a bolt of lightning. According to my personal physician, had it not been for the insulating effects of the jimmy hat I fortunately happened to be wearing at the time I wouldn't be here today to make this post at all -- much less spell it correctly.
Let this be a lesson to you, kids: unsafe sex kills.
Really? Wow! I survived a lightning strike too, because I'm so tough. The OP talks about having a masters degree to get into a nuclear shelter, that's nothing. I'm so tough doctors agree I could survive anything short of a direct nuclear strike. That's why I play Eve, I get to feel the vulnerability I never suffer from in the real world.
Thats nothing, I survived 2 yes TWO supernovas and I'm married to several supermodels. This can directly be attributed to my l33tness as I child (I was a highly decorated boy-scout y'know!) and the size of my peen.
I also own floating sky-castle built by my army of warrior-pixies.
Did I mention my peen?
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AltBier
Blue. Blue Federation
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Posted - 2008.05.30 14:23:00 -
[249]
Originally by: thisiswrong I injured my hand when I spendt the weekend in mexico at my private resort rafting. It will become better again and my spelling will improve. Oh whats that, I cant hear you, are you jealous?
Serious question: Are you a compulsive lier? Serious suggestion: Get help.
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Todd Doughnut
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Posted - 2008.05.30 14:29:00 -
[250]
I ate 14 dolphins once. PLus another 2 dolphins I didnt tell you about. Do I win five pounds?
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Blutreiter
Digital Fury Corporation Digital Renegades
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Posted - 2008.05.30 14:35:00 -
[251]
Originally by: Todd Doughnut I ate 14 dolphins once. PLus another 2 dolphins I didnt tell you about. Do I win five pounds?
Five pounds meat?
Cogito ergo boom - I think i'll blow sh*t up
Originally by: CCP Explorer I know we have said this before, but this time we really mean itÖ
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Quelque Chose
New Eden Roller Disco Supply
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Posted - 2008.05.30 14:40:00 -
[252]
Originally by: Blutreiter
Originally by: Todd Doughnut I ate 14 dolphins once. PLus another 2 dolphins I didnt tell you about. Do I win five pounds?
Five pounds meat?
Clearly, five pounds of beluga caviar.
By the by, Todd Doughnut... is that Todd Doughnut of the Oxfordshire Doughnuts or the Binghamton Doughnuts? One of your cousins may have been a boarding school chum of mine. ___________________________________________
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PI Staker
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Posted - 2008.05.30 15:48:00 -
[253]
anyone ever consider that this is a dev doing this to judge our reactions?
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Valkazm
Eve Defence Force Insurgency
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Posted - 2008.05.30 15:58:00 -
[254]
op has no corp history and 0.0 sec status obvious troll since why would you post with an alt if you were quitting anyway .. .......................................
Quote: CCP Navigator mail at [email protected] for isk
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JamnOne
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Posted - 2008.05.30 15:59:00 -
[255]
Originally by: PI Staker anyone ever consider that this is a dev doing this to judge our reactions?
What would be the point... ________________________
Originally by: CCP Wrangler So, it's all my fault.
Originally by: CCP Prism X Hah! Vengeance is sweet!
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Jin Shugo
HOMELESS. Atrum Tempestas Foedus
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Posted - 2008.05.30 16:19:00 -
[256]
pics of lawyer wife plz. then i will help you. bikini if you can manage it.
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Element 22
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Posted - 2008.05.30 16:19:00 -
[257]
OMG the devs are doing this to weed out the dissenters and the trouble makers!
SHEEPLE you have let it get this far, the jackbooted devs are coming!
Run for your lives
(/channeling reddit) (/tinfoil hat) Signatures are annoying...kinda like me. |
Face Palmer
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.05.30 16:21:00 -
[258]
Originally by: Jin Shugo pics of lawyer wife plz. then i will help you. bikini if you can manage it.
^^ This
*Opens a beer and a box of Kleenex*
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Corpsecrow
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Posted - 2008.05.30 17:00:00 -
[259]
To OP...RTFM
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searess
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Posted - 2008.05.30 17:10:00 -
[260]
As Mr T from the " A Team " would say
Shut up CRAZY fool Hijackzorzzzz
Sig removed, lacks Eve-related content. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] - Cortes |
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Jonathos
The Scope
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Posted - 2008.05.30 17:15:00 -
[261]
Originally by: thisiswrong Open letter to Diana.
Dear beloved Diana.
I hearby apologize for involving you in this twist with different eve players and I apologize for mentioning your work and that you would have participated in this forum war with the other players. You have made it perfectly clear that you want to be neutral and for that I apologize. Please remember than I love you and that you are the love of my life. I promise to become better at keeping the house tidy and I promise to not roleplay when you are on the phone. I post this apology here because you said it was the only reason you would let me back into the house. Please let me come home.
yours eternally Steve.
This thrad just hit awesomeness LVL 5.
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Wet Ferret
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Posted - 2008.05.30 17:17:00 -
[262]
This is a first... lol
But, yeah. These forums seriously need some indicator that the post has ended and the sig has started.
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MirrorGod
Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.05.30 17:19:00 -
[263]
Edited by: MirrorGod on 30/05/2008 17:19:23 Can I subscribe to your newsletter? Please?
Recruitment: [ANTI]
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Grarr Dexx
Naval Protection Corp Carpe Universitas
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Posted - 2008.05.30 17:22:00 -
[264]
I endorse this product/service/whatever.
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theteck
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Posted - 2008.05.30 17:30:00 -
[265]
lol omg
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iloni atoriandra
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2008.05.30 17:35:00 -
[266]
Had to skip to the end as iv got an appointment now and cant read it all yet but this is my fav thread of the day.
As long as you think that this guy is a real ****** and not a troll then this is hilarious.
The fact its really a troll makes me sad there are people so desperate for attention so im going to close my eyes and pretend he is for real and laugh at the 12yr old dumbass a bit more
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Princess Jodi
Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.05.30 17:40:00 -
[267]
I LOVE the letter to Diana!
I'm very happily invoking my Willing Suspension of Disbelief, just so I can believe that the OP is truly not a Troll.
Because what we have just seen is a pompus ass go from flaunting his supposed RL as better than everyone elses (Even to the point he would be hand-picked for survival in a Nuclear War!), to a *****-whipped moron who's locked out of his own house!
Oh, a little tip for the OP: Your loving lawyer wife will take EVERYTHING you've ever earned,and all you'll earn in the future, when she divorces your ass. That goes for your little diaper-rat Toto too! After all, I heard she was good.
Yet in spite of all that, he's still believing that his little security-status issue deserves all the energy he's pouring into convincing us that CCP wronged him.
Please-please-please not be a Troll!
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iloni atoriandra
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2008.05.30 18:06:00 -
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Edited by: iloni atoriandra on 30/05/2008 18:06:30 Also im an MD for an investment banking company IRL with ~150 employees at any given time. I dont drive a car but i do have a chauffeur driven Rolls.
As an investment banker (apart from earning a huge income) i get many questions on how to make money including some not so "above-board" methods. One of my clients was a lady named Diana who worked as a lawyer, she was smoking hot and after she spent a couple of hours "convincing" me to help since she didnt have a large amount of disposable cash to pay my extremely offsenive fee i told her how to best put her talents to use.
The best way for someone with her skills to make a large amount of money in a short amount of time with as little capital invested as possible was to find a complete and utter moron who owned a small business, marry him, have a kid and then divorce him over something completely stupid which, as he was an idiot would surely do at some point. As she was a lawyer she could easily represent herself in court or in the worst case, do some of her "convincing" with the judge/jury.
The bottom line is, thats MY condo in Mexico now
Edit : OMG page 10 :D
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Blind Jhon
Alenia psy departement
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Posted - 2008.05.30 18:58:00 -
[269]
10th page \O/ posting in epic rolf thread
please ccp fix my eye i pay for this account... my character is blind sig removed, it broke our forums - Mitnal |
Alenia Swift
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.05.30 19:02:00 -
[270]
Originally by: thisiswrong
CCP I cant move to high sec anymore no one told me about this just because my main podded some ppl in a belt now I cant go anywhere without concord or faction navies shooting me what the bloody hell CCP how am I supposed to get ships and modules or agents in safe space ok please someone tell me this is a joke Im virtually banned from all systems above +6 this is NOT RIGHT CCP whats going on?
I tried to petitin to get my sec back up but the gm turned me down ok CCP thats it im cancelling my account.
LOL... did you happen to notice the Pop Up window they first time you went after someone???
To fix you faction You will need to go to low sec/no sec space and kill rats.
Hint: Eve takes a brain to play. |
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Bleeshtar
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Posted - 2008.05.30 19:27:00 -
[271]
Epic thread..
Its got it all humor, niavety, sarcasim, and outright supidity!
Awsome... keep it up!
Oh yea and obvious troll is obvious but sucessfull.
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Princess Jodi
Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.05.30 20:01:00 -
[272]
Originally by: thisiswrong
Please dont be so shallow. I posted about my car and wife simply because I wanted people to know that I'm a man of success and I deserve recognition for it. Would you ever bother listening to what a homeless person would say?
Jesus was homeless. Lots of people listened to what he had to say.
On the other hand, you're homeless now too, since Wifey locked you out, so I guess we don't have to respect you based on your own statements.
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Havok Dryke
Golden Gavel Enterprises The Cooperative
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Posted - 2008.05.30 21:13:00 -
[273]
Edited by: Havok Dryke on 30/05/2008 21:13:03 This thread has reached page 10, and is hereby classified as a Threadnought.
I demand a sticky. ---
Kaboom: The process by which large objects are broken down into many small objects.
Originally by: Alz Shado Chribba doesn't mine Veldspar -- the ore offers itself to him in tribute.
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thisiswrong
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Posted - 2008.05.30 23:14:00 -
[274]
It shames me to see so many people take personal joy from my suffering. First from game mechanic, and now from my personal life.
I hope you sleep well at night
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Tank CEO
Dark Cartel
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Posted - 2008.05.30 23:18:00 -
[275]
Originally by: thisiswrong It shames me to see so many people take personal joy from my suffering. First from game mechanic, and now from my personal life.
I hope you sleep well at night
Ha, and another Ha.
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Face Palmer
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.05.30 23:28:00 -
[276]
Originally by: thisiswrong It shames me to see so many people take personal joy from my suffering. First from game mechanic, and now from my personal life.
I hope you sleep well at night
I'll sleep well, but better if you post links of your sexeh lawyer wife in a bikini for our 'evaluation'
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Flaming Lemming
Puppeteer Press
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Posted - 2008.05.30 23:48:00 -
[277]
Originally by: thisiswrong It shames me to see so many people take personal joy from my suffering. First from game mechanic, and now from my personal life.
I hope you sleep well at night
So apparently you got locked out of the house because of the happenings on a forum of an internet spaceship game? Pure win!
At least you have a place to stay..at the
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Jmanis Catharg
Stickler inc
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Posted - 2008.05.30 23:54:00 -
[278]
Quote: It shames me to see so many people take personal joy from my suffering. First from game mechanic, and now from my personal life.
Point being nobody asked you to bring your personal life into this. Doing so is why you got flamed in the first place.
You brought this one on yourself, and I've got no shame in saying it.
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Hasta Pasta
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Posted - 2008.05.31 01:27:00 -
[279]
I just must say LOL
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PI Staker
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Posted - 2008.05.31 03:12:00 -
[280]
Epic Thread where Epic Win comes from Epic Fail!
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Havok Dryke
Golden Gavel Enterprises The Cooperative
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Posted - 2008.05.31 04:33:00 -
[281]
Originally by: thisiswrong It shames me to see so many people take personal joy from my suffering. First from game mechanic, and now from my personal life.
I hope you sleep well at night
I'll be chuckling in between every snore. That's right, I can troll forums in my sleep.
Anyone want to make any bets on how far this thread gets? (# of pages). I say >15. ---
Kaboom: The process by which large objects are broken down into many small objects.
Originally by: Alz Shado Chribba doesn't mine Veldspar -- the ore offers itself to him in tribute.
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Niko medes
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Posted - 2008.05.31 07:08:00 -
[282]
Quote: CCP I cant move to high sec anymore no one told me about this just because my main podded some ppl in a belt now I cant go anywhere without concord or faction navies shooting me what the bloody hell CCP how am I supposed to get ships and modules or agents in safe space ok please someone tell me this is a joke Im virtually banned from all systems above +6 this is NOT RIGHT CCP whats going on?
you fail sir you fail so miserbly at this game.. --------------------------------------
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Olavane Riftsnake
Madison Industrial Co.
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Posted - 2008.05.31 08:04:00 -
[283]
Thanks for sharing this!
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Kami Nodachi
Lobstosity
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Posted - 2008.05.31 08:26:00 -
[284]
I support this thread and all that it stands for. -Minna miteite kure- |
Alex Under
0utbreak
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Posted - 2008.05.31 08:31:00 -
[285]
OMFG, how did I ever miss this gem of a thread. I actually read through all 10 pages just to see what other comments were posted. This thread made me laugh a ton...
Do we have the equivalent of 'Darwin' awards for EVE players? Because I'd nominate this player at the top of the list.
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Demitria Fernir
Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2008.05.31 08:51:00 -
[286]
one of the few threads this year that made me laugh hard. brb, rofling
/signed for Darwin's Award 10100110010100101010011010100101001100101110101001 I will Conquer My Signature Somewhere in the future 10100110010100101010011010100101001100101110101001 |
Whosyour Daddy
30 ounces
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Posted - 2008.05.31 09:11:00 -
[287]
Originally by: thisiswrong
CCP I cant move to high sec anymore no one told me about this just because my main podded some ppl in a belt now I cant go anywhere without concord or faction navies shooting me what the bloody hell CCP how am I supposed to get ships and modules or agents in safe space ok please someone tell me this is a joke Im virtually banned from all systems above +6 this is NOT RIGHT CCP whats going on?
I tried to petitin to get my sec back up but the gm turned me down ok CCP thats it im cancelling my account.
Firstly let me say : , you chose to do this dastardly actions, now you cry about the price?? well if you get 0.0 access and rat forever your security status will come back, otherwise join a good low-sec / pirate corp and enjoy. One final word:
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northwesten
Trinity Corporate Services
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Posted - 2008.05.31 09:31:00 -
[288]
Originally by: thisiswrong LAUGH ALL YOU WANT! I PAY CCP GAMES to play this game and I'm expecting them to fix my sec status. My wife is a lawer and shes good!
yer! umm!! trool?
Trinity Corporate Services
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Adonis 4174
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Posted - 2008.05.31 10:38:00 -
[289]
I don't know which is better, the fact that the OP wants to bring real-world qualifications into this or the fact his real-world qualifications are so mediocre. Every student who can't get a job within a year of graduating goes on to do a masters degree. Hell, my local university practically gives them away. ---- Infiniband can do more than just prevent lag |
Erichk Knaar
Maelstrom Crew Project Alice.
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Posted - 2008.05.31 11:14:00 -
[290]
Originally by: thisiswrong I got can flipped and lost my moa because of two damn fast condors with webbers.
For some reason, this brings up images of mud wrestling, midget luchadores.
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Sir Doom
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Posted - 2008.05.31 11:30:00 -
[291]
Mate! Its youre own fault , noone didnt ask you to shoot pods! You did know that you will lose Sec status
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thisiswrong
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Posted - 2008.05.31 11:48:00 -
[292]
Originally by: Whosyour Daddy
well if you get 0.0 access and rat forever your security status will come back, otherwise join a good low-sec / pirate corp and enjoy. One final word:
Yeah right. You are contradicting yourself here. How can my sec status get back if it will take forever ratting? Think before you post please.
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Javiir Soban
Amarrian Religious Reformation Society Exalted
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Posted - 2008.05.31 12:16:00 -
[293]
He didn't mean it literally...just that it would take a good deal of time as only the toughest rat in a 15 minute period counts towards improving your sec status. --- --- --- --- --- My views don't reflect those of my corporation, and definitely not those of my alliance as I don't have an alliance :p . |
Demtalin le'Mercennaire
The Arrow Project Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2008.05.31 14:23:00 -
[294]
Origional Poster for CSM? -------- Billy Jean is not my lover |
thisiswrong
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Posted - 2008.05.31 14:46:00 -
[295]
Ok thats it for me. I'm going to spend the next few days in a motel and I dont think there is internet there so I wont be able to post to you anymore. at least not for some days I'm not sure.
To all that were supportive of me I would like to say thank you and to those that were abusiv eI will only say one thing : go eject from your pod in space loosers!
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Grarr Dexx
Naval Protection Corp
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Posted - 2008.05.31 15:19:00 -
[296]
Originally by: Grarr Dexx Laughs best, by the way. Unfinished sayings irk me.
Okay, let me get this straight. You deliberately flew to a low-sec gate, IGNORED the concord warning that you're gonna get the living **** beaten out of you, don't check the starmap for kills in last 24/1h, pilot reports from last 30 minutes, and you still jump through?
I'm sorry if your 'lawer' wife laughs at you for even bringing this up.
I said laugh at you, not kick you out of the house! This is comedy gold
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Slade Trillgon
Siorai Iontach Brotherhood of the Spider
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Posted - 2008.05.31 15:23:00 -
[297]
Edited by: Slade Trillgon on 31/05/2008 15:22:55 Someone failed to do the tutorials. CCP warned you of the consequences. Now find some rats and starting grinding sec status. Those are the mechanics.
Get intouch with IAC or CVA diplomats for standings to rat in their Sov. Make sure you refrain from piratting in their territory for you will end up in a pod, not able to dock, and be banished to low sec in your pod.
Slade
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Armoured C
Globaltech Industries The ENTITY.
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Posted - 2008.05.31 15:32:00 -
[298]
LOL 11 pages ^_^ pure win
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Jack Rowanburn
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.05.31 20:28:00 -
[299]
Originally by: Face Palmer
Thats nothing, I survived 2 yes TWO supernovas and I'm married to several supermodels. This can directly be attributed to my l33tness as I child (I was a highly decorated boy-scout y'know!) and the size of my peen.
I also own floating sky-castle built by my army of warrior-pixies.
Did I mention my peen?
roflmao (seriously, i cant see the screen for the tears)
------------- Freedom is the right of all sentient species - Optimus Prime |
Kendarr
Epix Freelancer
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Posted - 2008.05.31 21:17:00 -
[300]
tell me something. if you break the law in the real world what happens?
YOU ARE PUNISHED!
you break the law in eve. what happens?
YOU ARE PUNISHED!
You Deserve it. Leave us carebears alone!!!!!
Structural Engineering Director SKYGEN Enterprises Building Better Worlds |
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Nightsheir
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Posted - 2008.06.01 10:45:00 -
[301]
Originally by: thisiswrong It shames me to see so many people take personal joy from my suffering. First from game mechanic, and now from my personal life.
He is right , guys straighten up yourself . No more having fun with rolling in hummer's with style. Its just an everyday thing now.
Or.. You dont have a hummer yet? And yes, boost amarr . Tired of playing with laser toyguns. |
Felysta Sandorn
Celestial Apocalypse Insurgency
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Posted - 2008.06.01 11:31:00 -
[302]
I just read this thread from start to finish, and would read it again! Comedy genius...
Sometime soon I'm gonna have to make an alt and pretend to do something stupid for the entertainment of the masses!
Latest Video, Click Here!
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Armoured C
Globaltech Industries The ENTITY.
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Posted - 2008.06.01 12:19:00 -
[303]
man up :P
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Elysarian
dudetruck corp
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Posted - 2008.06.01 16:14:00 -
[304]
Just read this thread from beginning to end...
Hilarious (if the OP's posts are true)
to summarize what seems to have happened:
OP kills a bunch of people and can no longer go into Hi-Sec - threatens to sue CCP because he failed at "manual reading 101".
OP is flamed for above fail.
OP then threatens other posters with litigation from his "high powered lawyer" "wife".
OP is then flamed for several pages.
OP is thrown out of his house by his wife for reasons that are unclear but could relate to bull*hitting about her etc and posts an apology (therefore also failing epically at relationships).
my question here is: where does any of this make him more mature and sucessful than (for example) me?
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Bad Harlequin
Chiroptera Factor
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Posted - 2008.06.01 18:48:00 -
[305]
Originally by: Elysarian my question here is: where does any of this make him more mature and sucessful than (for example) me?
gullibility? -----
-- we all live in a yellow subroutine -- |
Ezri Filth
Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2008.06.01 19:03:00 -
[306]
Originally by: thisiswrong
CCP I cant move to high sec anymore no one told me about this just because my main podded some ppl in a belt now I cant go anywhere without concord or faction navies shooting me what the bloody hell CCP how am I supposed to get ships and modules or agents in safe space ok please someone tell me this is a joke Im virtually banned from all systems above +6 this is NOT RIGHT CCP whats going on?
I tried to petitin to get my sec back up but the gm turned me down ok CCP thats it im cancelling my account.
/wins forums.
I love you.
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Armoured C
Globaltech Industries The ENTITY.
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Posted - 2008.06.01 20:38:00 -
[307]
lol
i dont think he could say anymore
he flamed so bad that he cant even be reconised from his first post to his last post
i never though i see the day where someome can be destroyed souly on the forums with out firing a shot in space
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Bad Harlequin
Chiroptera Factor
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Posted - 2008.06.01 22:43:00 -
[308]
Originally by: Armoured C i never thought i'd see the day where someone can be destroyed solely on the forums without firing a shot in space
hmm. you new here?
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Armoured C
Globaltech Industries The ENTITY.
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Posted - 2008.06.01 22:56:00 -
[309]
no =(
i just never seen such a flaming since well since the carrier incodent
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Matthew Cooper
Who What When Where Why and How
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Posted - 2008.06.01 23:06:00 -
[310]
This is the thread that doesn't end. Yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started posting to it, not knowing what it was. And they'll continue posting to it forever just because...
Originally by: Tarminic Stop posting with your alt Kieron.
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Armoured C
Globaltech Industries The ENTITY.
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Posted - 2008.06.01 23:09:00 -
[311]
nice
is he even hear anymore or did his lawyer tell him he has no case
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Face Palmer
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.06.02 00:52:00 -
[312]
Originally by: Armoured C nice
is he even hear anymore or did his lawyer tell him he has no case
It seems his lawyer is forcing him to live out of his case.
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shoresy
StarHunt Fallout Project
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Posted - 2008.06.02 08:46:00 -
[313]
Please stop it my sides hurt from laughing way to go OP
Shoresy ............................ HALO Homepage
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Niccolado Starwalker
Shadow Templars
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Posted - 2008.06.02 09:45:00 -
[314]
Edited by: Niccolado Starwalker on 02/06/2008 09:45:32 Congratulations OP!
Your OP is really Epic trolling full of epic fun!
This thread have given me one hour of epic entertainment! So keep up the good work of creating threads of epic failure!
Sincerely yours, Niccolado
Originally by: Dianabolic Your tears are absolutely divine, like a fine fine wine, rolling down your cheeks until they flow down the river of LOL |
thisiswrong
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Posted - 2008.06.02 10:06:00 -
[315]
Then thats taken care of, back in the house its all good.
Me and the wife is going to celebrate with a cruise in the caribian next month. Too bad all you lamers will be sitting in your basements being pale due to lack of sunlight when me and the wife travel first class drinking champagne on one of the largest cruise ships in the world. Before I quit Im going to reply to some posts that annoyed me in this thread
Quote: my Kendar
tell me something. if you break the law in the real world what happens?
YOU ARE PUNISHED!
you break the law in eve. what happens?
YOU ARE PUNISHED!
Why should I be punished when I PAY TO PLAY THIS GAME?
Quote: by elys something
my question here is: where does any of this make him more mature and sucessful than (for example) me?
Yes. I seriously doubt you are in any way more sucessful than me.
Quote: by Ezri Filth
I love you
thanks but Im already married. And my wife is probably better looking than you.
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Adonis 4174
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Posted - 2008.06.02 10:07:00 -
[316]
Originally by: thisiswrong Why should I be punished when I PAY TO PLAY THIS GAME?
Exactly. You are paying to be punished. Is your wife aware of this? ---- Infiniband can do more than just prevent lag |
Hanneshannes
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Posted - 2008.06.02 10:24:00 -
[317]
Originally by: Adonis 4174
Originally by: thisiswrong Why should I be punished when I PAY TO PLAY THIS GAME?
Exactly. You are paying to be punished. Is your wife aware of this?
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Vanessa Vale
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Posted - 2008.06.02 10:25:00 -
[318]
Originally by: Kendarr
you break the law in eve. what happens?
YOU ARE PUNISHED!
You Deserve it. Leave us carebears alone!!!!!
Indeed. There's nothing like blowing hulk after hulk in a fully legal and concord sanctioned war. Hurt the carebears mightily. Or suicide the 8 month noob corp guy and watch him cry because he lost his +5 implants.
Minmatar Boost Brigade |
Lakko
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Posted - 2008.06.02 10:50:00 -
[319]
Anyone thought yet that this may be intentional personal attack against the person begin portrayed here?
Think about it, all the little pieces sofar provided allow anyone to match one person in RL, who cares to find out. What if this just that kind of an attack trying to convince this person/persons posting here are indeed the RL person in question, making him look extremely bad, mentally unstable even...
If not, well...
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Face Palmer
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.06.02 11:06:00 -
[320]
Originally by: Lakko Anyone thought yet that this may be intentional personal attack against the person begin portrayed here?
Think about it, all the little pieces sofar provided allow anyone to match one person in RL, who cares to find out. What if this just that kind of an attack trying to convince this person/persons posting here are indeed the RL person in question, making him look extremely bad, mentally unstable even...
If not, well...
Read this 3 times. Still nothing. Maybe I need more coffee this morning.
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Cambarus
The Baros Syndicate Malice.
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Posted - 2008.06.02 11:07:00 -
[321]
Originally by: thisiswrong Then thats taken care of, back in the house its all good.
Me and the wife is going to celebrate with a cruise in the caribian next month. Too bad all you lamers will be sitting in your basements being pale due to lack of sunlight when me and the wife travel first class drinking champagne on one of the largest cruise ships in the world. Before I quit Im going to reply to some posts that annoyed me in this thread
And too bad that after your 11 page whinefest you STILL can't enter highsec Also, I'm going to let you in on a little secret: What you do outside of eve has little to no bearing on what people think of you inside of it. If polled I doubt a single one of the people who've replied to this topic would put your I.Q. above 110, though I suppose we could always start a poll like that just to see
If you're really wealthy and successful then f*cking act like it, instead of trying to save face on an internet forum where the majority of the people here are still laughing at your stupidity 11 pages into the thread.
Originally by: thisiswrong
Why should I be punished when I PAY TO PLAY THIS GAME?
I take it you never played sports as a kid? Or were there arguments there like this one? "My mommy paid perfectly good money to sign me up for baseball, why should I be punished for breaking someone's nose with my baseball bat?" Paid for or not, you gotta play the game by the rules. Deal with it.
Originally by: thisiswrong
Yes. I seriously doubt you are in any way more sucessful than me.
I am Jesus. Top that
Originally by: thisiswrong
thanks but Im already married. And my wife is probably better looking than you.
See previous comment. Please resize image to a maximum of 400 x 120, not exceeding 24000 bytes, ty. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint |
Ulviirala Vauryndar
Cohortes Stellaris
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Posted - 2008.06.02 11:12:00 -
[322]
thisiswrong, true. post with your main
Unfortunately, your signature is not 22239 bytes, it exceeds the 24000 byte limit allowed on the forums. -Darth Patches I fail, regards to Cortes - Ulvi |
RuleoftheBone
Ataraxia.
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Posted - 2008.06.02 11:21:00 -
[323]
Originally by: thisiswrong Comedy platinum
"Me and the wife is going to celebrate with a cruise in the caribian next month."
I hear they have pirates there.
And better lawyers .
What a rube
"Lead Me..Follow Me..Or get the **** out of my way" General George Patton USA
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Furb Killer
The Peacekeeper Core
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Posted - 2008.06.02 11:23:00 -
[324]
He doesnt need to worry. Since he payed for the cruise and his wife is lawyer, the pirates wont do anything to them
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Kami Nodachi
Lobstosity
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Posted - 2008.06.02 11:25:00 -
[325]
Originally by: Matthew Cooper This is the thread that doesn't end. Yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started posting to it, not knowing what it was. And they'll continue posting to it forever just because...
-Minna miteite kure- |
Jintau Kawazoe
Isonami Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.06.02 11:43:00 -
[326]
this thread is epic win +1
Isonami Syndicate Recruitment |
thisiswrong
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Posted - 2008.06.02 12:19:00 -
[327]
Originally by: Cambarus If polled I doubt a single one of the people who've replied to this topic would put your I.Q. above 110, though I suppose we could always start a poll like that just to see
The average IQ is 100. So 110 would be a respectable result.
I had some employees some years back who took those on-line IQ tests and they bragged about how they scored 130-140 and so on. But those tests are useless so I had them take a mensa test and none of them scored more than 105 so I fired pretty much all of them besides my secretary.
Quote:
If you're really wealthy and successful then f*cking act like it, instead of trying to save face on an internet forum where the majority of the people here are still laughing at your stupidity 11 pages into the thread.
Act like it? Im still paying for this game and I expect satesfaction damnit.
Quote:
I take it you never played sports as a kid? Or were there arguments there like this one? "My mommy paid perfectly good money to sign me up for baseball, why should I be punished for breaking someone's nose with my baseball bat?" Paid for or not, you gotta play the game by the rules. Deal with it.
I have won medal at the nationals. What have you won buster?
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Ranger802004
Aegis Evolution Blade.
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Posted - 2008.06.02 12:26:00 -
[328]
5/10 for making me laugh 0/10 for lack of common sense.. 10/10 for making a thread without the ability to think. (Very clever of you ;)
LOL seriously made me laugh.
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AltBier
Blue. Blue Federation
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Posted - 2008.06.02 12:33:00 -
[329]
You are a sci-fi fan, you are more successful than everyone here put together, and you go on a cruise?
Any self respecting genius would book with these guys: http://www.virgingalactic.com/
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Face Palmer
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.06.02 12:54:00 -
[330]
Originally by: thisiswrong
Act like it? Im still paying for this game and I expect satesfaction damnit.
I'm not sure what line of work you're in, but in my business if a customer is unsatisfied with a product, he/she will cease to purchase it and seek an alternative.
I wish I had customers like you who, instead of taking their business elsewhere - will continue to pay me whilst complaining (futilely) to other (satisfied) customers how bad the product is because they are incapable of using it correctly.
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Doddy
Omega Fleet Enterprises Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2008.06.02 13:56:00 -
[331]
12 pages? seriously guys obvious troll is obvious
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Telemicus Thrace
Thrace Inc Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2008.06.02 14:01:00 -
[332]
You know what, this is so obviously a troll... and I read only the first page and the last...
but LMFAO!!!
I have had a really **** day, thanks for the chuckle.
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Nightsheir
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Posted - 2008.06.02 14:12:00 -
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Act like it? Im still paying for this game and I expect satesfaction damnit.
Yeah! Satisfaction baby . Hummer or iq tests didnt help you learn more about spelling did they ? lol
You pay to play this game , and you are playing it among other players. Guess what. There are rules. You dont follow the rules ? Nobody will care about your satisfaction . Learn to live with people, socialise. Or shut the **** up. And yes, boost amarr . Tired of playing with laser toyguns. |
MotherMoon
Huang Yinglong FOUNDATI0N
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Posted - 2008.06.02 14:16:00 -
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Quote: Me and the wife is going to celebrate with a cruise in the caribian next month
Wow, dig your self deeper my friend.
Also you really don't get the sport metaphor?
Please logicaly tell me what would happen if you took a gun into a baseball game, and you were cuaght with it. Would you argue that because you paid to see the game that you shouldn't be treated this way? and I'm not saying you were mean about it just had your gun on you.
You know what a sim is right? For instance when ambulation comes out they are going to let your character get fat if you don't keep yourself fit, are you going to petiton CCP to make you shinny again because you pay them to pay the game??
I'm sorry but you pay CCP TO PLAY THIER GAME. as in CCP's game, as they don't listen to one unsuccessful person. I mean really you have no infulance without posting with your main.
Speaking of which why haven't you posted your facebook link yet?
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Murk Loar
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Posted - 2008.06.02 14:17:00 -
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Originally by: thisiswrong
I have won medal at the nationals.....
Proof.
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Havok Dryke
Golden Gavel Enterprises The Cooperative
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Posted - 2008.06.02 21:20:00 -
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Edited by: Havok Dryke on 02/06/2008 21:21:19 Bump, because this is too good to let die.
Originally by: Cambarus If polled I doubt a single one of the people who've replied to this topic would put your I.Q. above 110, though I suppose we could always start a poll like that just to see
Tell you what, let's do that. Also post your own IQ, seeing as the OP wants to make it an issue. Make sure that you only post your IQ if you got it as a result of an official test, not from the interwebs
Thisiswrong: <75 Myself: 122
Edit: Why isn't this stickied yet? ---
Kaboom: The process by which large objects are broken down into many small objects.
Originally by: Alz Shado Chribba doesn't mine Veldspar -- the ore offers itself to him in tribute.
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Javiir Soban
Amarrian Religious Reformation Society Exalted
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Posted - 2008.06.04 21:15:00 -
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Uhhhhh... you can afford a cruise in the Caribbean, how many times do we have to tell you most of could careless about how rich you are in real life. As for firing people for a 105 IQ, I believe that would fall under "wrongful termination" ask your wife what that means . You personally strike me as a scruge, not caring much about the suffering of others in and out of game...but I've no problem if you can provide evidence to the contrary for the last point. Since your still harping on your "accomplishments" out-of-game...go ahead and say I'm inmature for being an Eagle Scout. --- --- --- --- --- My views don't reflect those of my corporation, and definitely not those of my alliance as I don't have an alliance :p . |
Morcam
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Posted - 2008.06.04 22:07:00 -
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Sry, cookie 4 u?
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Archonus
Imperial Shipment
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Posted - 2008.06.04 22:54:00 -
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.. lol. (and can I have your stuff?) [url=http://www.simshaun.com/kb/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=39011][/url] |
Archon T'orn
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Posted - 2008.06.09 22:20:00 -
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Originally by: thisiswrong I got can flipped and lost my moa because of two damn fast condors with webbers
If you didn't get it here, you're an idiot.
Originally by: thisiswrong I had some employees some years back who took those on-line IQ tests and they bragged about how they scored 130-140 and so on. But those tests are useless so I had them take a mensa test and none of them scored more than 105 so I fired pretty much all of them besides my secretary.
This here should tell the other idiots that think he's real that he's not. No one can fire another without major repercussions in this manner.
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Armoured C
Globaltech Industries The ENTITY.
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Posted - 2008.06.09 22:27:00 -
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"in warlinks i trust" |
ceyriot
Induseng Enterprises R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2008.06.09 22:49:00 -
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Originally by: Liang Nuren I wish I could lol like the rest of you, but I just don't find these kinds of threads funny. :)
Yeah, I find them quite pathetic...
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The Crushah
Paxton Industries Paxton Federation
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Posted - 2008.06.09 23:53:00 -
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I feel a critical need to post here because of the sheer awesomeness of this thread.
Let it be said that I did not miss out on this piece of EVE history!
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Sigma Dryke
Blue. Blue Federation
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Posted - 2008.06.16 21:32:00 -
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Shameless bump for no apparent reason
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Ranger802004
Federation of Freedom Fighters Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2008.06.16 21:40:00 -
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Edited by: Ranger802004 on 16/06/2008 21:40:55
Originally by: thisiswrong LAUGH ALL YOU WANT! I PAY CCP GAMES to play this game and I'm expecting them to fix my sec status. My wife is a lawer and shes good!
LOL...I see something happening like this...
"my internet spaceship game is depriving me of my freedom!!!"
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