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Wowbaggar
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Posted - 2008.06.04 00:11:00 -
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Edited by: Wowbaggar on 04/06/2008 00:29:39 Edited by: Wowbaggar on 04/06/2008 00:13:17
If you're anything like me, you've probably come to the conclusion long ago that GoonSwarm and their disrespectful, dishonorable and disreputable play style is leeching every last drop of life from this truly great game. The recruitment channel is filled with goons 23/7, all aiming to steal the hard earned isk of ignorant newbies. Half the scam contracts in Jita are posted by Goonies or their alts. Both myself and too many of my friends have been bilked by one goon scam or another, yet their directors take no action to punish these insolent newbies. Rather, the massively organized scam effort put forth by the goons is actually encouraged!
More than that, they have stolen our end-game from us. The goonies and their alliance now control more space in 0.0 than any other organization in the history of EvE, yet there is no way for even the most experience pilot to join! They only recruit from their terror based internet website, Something Awful. This means that until the goonies are gone, we will never be able to see Wicked Creek, The Drone Lands, or the rest of the 0.0 territory in peace.
I am not a rich man, but I am putting my own 200 million in the pot to start this off. It is the same amount which a goon once stole from me, so it seems only fitting to use it to pay for his elimination. If anyone here represents a corporation interested in taking this contract, by all means, post here with a little bit about yourself!
I'm sure you have your reasons for hating the goons. They step on the weak, steal from the poor, and have no regard for the EvE community which we have worked so hard to build. We have been powerless too long. I propose that if we all chip in and hire every single merc corp available, starting with MC, nothing will be able to stop us. We can roll over their stations, burn their ships, and chase them back to the swamp they crawled out of. Join me, brothers, and I promise that we will triumph!
Current funds: 1.230 Billion Needed to eliminate goons: 5 Billion
To do your part, donate to Wowbaggar and fly safe! o/`
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Johli
AWE Corporation Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2008.06.04 00:14:00 -
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Edited by: Johli on 04/06/2008 00:15:17 lol. ninjaedit: 9/10 for having an image.
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DubanFP
Four Rings Souls of Vengeance
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Posted - 2008.06.04 00:15:00 -
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Originally by: Wowbaggar Current funds: 0.230 Billion Needed to eliminate goons: 5 Billion
To do your part, donate to Wowbaggar and fly safe! o/`
I bet 100 mil that this is a goon alt trying to scam people _______________
ReiAyanami> We bring you tidings of AARRRRRRRRR |
Wowbaggar
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Posted - 2008.06.04 00:18:00 -
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Okay, let me nip this in the bud.
How do you know I'm not a scammer Well, I'm not in goonswarm *rimshot* But seriously, as a well known producer in empire, I live by my reputation. If I started scamming, it would make me no better than the ragoons who are running this game into the ground. |
z0de
The Bastards
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Posted - 2008.06.04 00:18:00 -
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Edited by: z0de on 04/06/2008 00:19:47 1bill sent. Hope it helps. I image you'll need a lot more though. how do you plan to use 5bill to do what you claim.
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Tai Paktu
Mortis Incarnatus
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Posted - 2008.06.04 00:21:00 -
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Edited by: Tai Paktu on 04/06/2008 00:21:35 fofofofo pubbie there are no goons lolwut k/d c/d? poast hit me up ingame
That about cover it?
Also, posting in a Goonie alt thread.
edit: oh yeah, OP: get out.
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Fifth Symphony
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Posted - 2008.06.04 00:22:00 -
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Originally by: Wowbaggar ...their terror based internet website, Something Awful.
I lul'd.
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Wowbaggar
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Posted - 2008.06.04 00:24:00 -
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Edited by: Wowbaggar on 04/06/2008 00:26:45
Originally by: z0de Edited by: z0de on 04/06/2008 00:19:47 1bill sent. Hope it helps. I image you'll need a lot more though. how do you plan to use 5bill to do what you claim.
It depends on the turnout. The first mercs I will hire are MC, who haven't gotten back to me with a price quote on this contract. However, I'm not going to stop there. Empire is full of bored PvP trained pilots who would love to jump into this war. R.E.P.O is already involved, and for only a mere handful of isk. With a little price shopping, I know that we can assemble an army even larger than their 2,000 some pilots. If luck and the public opinion is on our side, we may even be able to do this with less than the 5 billion I estimated necessary.
Edit: Did you donate to the correct character? I have not received your donation.
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Havohej
The Defias Brotherhood DEFI4NT
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Posted - 2008.06.04 00:25:00 -
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lol
5 billion... I heard Darius JOHNSON had a 3 day old GoonFleet noob sc*****5 billion out from between the treads of his boot after they took BWF c/d?
Originally by: techzer0 I'm invincible until proven wrong
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Fifth Horseman
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Posted - 2008.06.04 00:30:00 -
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You know.. .life is a lot better if you just ignore them.
--- Did I upset the wrong alliance with this post? Please don't ban me when it's your shift to control the Mitnal account.
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Dez Affinity
Ore Mongers Black Hand.
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Posted - 2008.06.04 00:32:00 -
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Originally by: Wowbaggar Edited by: Wowbaggar on 04/06/2008 00:26:45
Originally by: z0de Edited by: z0de on 04/06/2008 00:19:47 1bill sent. Hope it helps. I image you'll need a lot more though. how do you plan to use 5bill to do what you claim.
It depends on the turnout. The first mercs I will hire are MC, who haven't gotten back to me with a price quote on this contract. However, I'm not going to stop there. Empire is full of bored PvP trained pilots who would love to jump into this war. R.E.P.O is already involved, and for only a mere handful of isk. With a little price shopping, I know that we can assemble an army even larger than their 2,000 some pilots. If luck and the public opinion is on our side, we may even be able to do this with less than the 5 billion I estimated necessary.
Edit: Did you donate to the correct character? I have not received your donation.
Good luck with MC and the rest of your sc... project. _______________
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Ga'len
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2008.06.04 00:32:00 -
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Okay, for the sake of argument here, let's say that all the goonies were kicked from the game. What's to stop them from creating new accounts under different names and create new characters and come back in all over again?
Let's be real here, it's just not gonna happen. There are always going to be people scamming in any MMORPG that's out there. You just have to pay attention and only do business with people you trust.
They are here to stay, just accept it and move on.
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Franky Mouse
Back Alley Imports
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Posted - 2008.06.04 00:33:00 -
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50 mil sent. it's not much, but i hope it helps
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Rooker
Lysian Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.06.04 00:35:00 -
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OH GOD BEES
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Nikos Iscariot
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.06.04 00:35:00 -
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Edited by: Nikos Iscariot on 04/06/2008 00:35:11 lawls _______ Sig removed. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] with a link to your signature. - Elmo Pug
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Wowbaggar
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Posted - 2008.06.04 00:37:00 -
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Originally by: Ga'len Okay, for the sake of argument here, let's say that all the goonies were kicked from the game. What's to stop them from creating new accounts under different names and create new characters and come back in all over again?
Let's be real here, it's just not gonna happen. There are always going to be people scamming in any MMORPG that's out there. You just have to pay attention and only do business with people you trust.
They are here to stay, just accept it and move on.
People said that about BoB once. If EvE history proves anything, it's that no empire lasts forever.
Originally by: Franky Mouse 50 mil sent. it's not much, but i hope it helps
It's enough to put guns of a flock of beeswatters. o/`
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Valandril
Epic Fail Inc.
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Posted - 2008.06.04 00:42:00 -
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Originally by: Tai Paktu Edited by: Tai Paktu on 04/06/2008 00:21:35 fofofofo pubbie there are no goons lolwut k/d c/d? poast hit me up ingame
That about cover it?
Also, posting in a Goonie alt thread.
edit: oh yeah, OP: get out.
Now goons don't have to post, because u told everything they can say :P ---
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Joe Starbreaker
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Posted - 2008.06.04 01:47:00 -
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WHAT DID THEY EVER DO???
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Ilvan
Post with your Brain
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Posted - 2008.06.04 01:51:00 -
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I need to set up a scam like this. People just ******* throw money at you.
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Larkonis Trassler
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2008.06.04 01:52:00 -
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Originally by: Wowbaggar
People said that about BoB once. If EvE history proves anything, it's that no empire lasts forever.
LOL Wut? Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed filesize of 24000 bytes -Navigator ([email protected]) |
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Farrqua
Turbo Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.06.04 01:55:00 -
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5 billion isk. To do what? Pfft if 5 Billion isk is all it takes to wipe them out wouldn't you think Smash, BoB, TRI or any of the others would have done this by now?
And another thing you might have 2000 pilots but from different corps that might not even be willing to work together and you will need several FC's that have some sort of clue flying fleet battles in huge lagged out systems. And the pilots that will actually follow and FC of another corp/alliance that they might not even like.
Raiding parties don't work. They live by that on a daily basis. You will have to have corps with cap ship capable and a titan ta boot. And no sensible CEO is going to risk their multi billion isk cap ships for a few hundred isk.
They can match your 5 billion isk with in a few hours and hire the same guys you hired back to turn on you. Ever thought of that?
If you want to do the Teddy Bear gig well that's cool, and making their beebears life miserable in Empire would be alright. But thinking you are going to wipe out "Ragoons" as you put (which you have just included the Russians) for 5 Bil...um yea. I do not think you have a clue on what you are asking.
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Vaal Erit
Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2008.06.04 02:01:00 -
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Originally by: Wowbaggar It depends on the turnout. The first mercs I will hire are MC, who haven't gotten back to me with a price quote on this contract.
Lulz. MC. Ahahahahaha.
Good luck with the scam, mr. goon. You know that someone has already done this (but wasn't a scam) right?
Originally by: CCP Casqade Please refrain from making assumptions on game mechanics and then presenting them as facts before testing them yourself.
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Spork Thalamus
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Posted - 2008.06.04 02:19:00 -
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I think the 5 billion is for the BOOYAH!!1 skillbook.
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Shiodome
Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.06.04 02:21:00 -
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it's a pretty much ignored fact that well over 80% of goons are normal players, ratting, missioning, roaming etc with virtually none of the attitude the 'swarm' is infamous for. they just join goons as an entry level into 0.0 and alliance life, and play the game to have fun and relax, just like so many others. the ultra smacktalking, smartass, disruptive, attention deficit disorder crowd is just the very very vocal minority
(posting wiv' da main, and no, i ain't in or affiliated with goons.) _____________________________________ today i am this cool: [uncool]================[*]====[cool]
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Kylegar
Dawn of Fire
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Posted - 2008.06.04 02:41:00 -
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I got it. Lets create a ton of alts, start a corp called the Anti-Goon Flash Mob, then put up a bunch of cans everywere in Highsec advertising for it. --
Originally by: CCP Ginger No sex changes.
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Kiki Arnolds
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Posted - 2008.06.04 03:25:00 -
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This is just silly. 5B is pennies compared to what it will take to defeat the goon menace. That might cover one day of a major offensive against goons, IF THAT.
If you want to help defeat the goon menace there are several methods available that are VERY secure against scamming:
1. Join the war yourself, join a corp, and use your funds to pay for your own personal fight against goons. 2. Look at the goon killboard, look for people the goons have killed recently, most are actively fighting the goons, use your isk to help replace the losses of a goon enemy 3. Look at the goon killboard, identify corps/alliances that are getting alot of kills, contact them and ask how you, or your isk, can help them in the fight against goon
(For #2 or #3, look at goon losses as well, see who killed them)
As for the OP, it seems very much like a scam, but even if its not, the OP clearly does not grasp what the eventual defeat of the Goons will entail. Do you trust the OP to spend your money wisely? ç¦ |
teh punisher
Noob Mercs
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Posted - 2008.06.04 03:37:00 -
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post your api if this is serious, so we can see how the money is used.
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MuddyFunster
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Posted - 2008.06.04 03:41:00 -
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I hope this is a scam because damn that is a good idea!
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Karasuma Akane
Dirty Sexy Pilots
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Posted - 2008.06.04 03:52:00 -
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Originally by: Wowbaggar their terror based internet website
I pretty much stopped reading after this. Are you serious? ---------- "annoyed trit bars can deliver quite an income"
Originally by: Richard Phallus
Originally by: Kyrial Tidolfas damn spies.
Damn counter intelligence officers.
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Mankirks Wife
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Posted - 2008.06.04 04:13:00 -
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5 billion - that's enough for what... five carriers? A mothership? Enough frigates re-enact the Death Star scene from the first (fourth?) Star Wars movie at a POS?
If this is an attempt at scamming.. it's pretty weak. If it's serious.. it's still pretty weak.
Besides, the fact that people like the Goons actually have a place here (someone has to be the Big Ebil Bad Guys, it's not like the NPCs are going to do it) is a testament to how well CCP has build the sandbox.
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