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Ruri Dant
Onorata Societa
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Posted - 2008.06.07 06:43:00 -
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Hello,
I bet there are other posts with some of the "You know when you've been playing too much EvE when:" but i couldn't find any so here goes what i collected, please add any you heard so we can have a laugh!
You know when you've been playing too much Eve when.... after a car crash you run away so you don't get podded
You know when you've been playing too much Eve when.... at the supermarket you complain there is cheaper stuff 4 jumps away.
You know when you've been playing too much Eve when.... you go to the club and start checking local for wartargets.
You know when you've been playing too much Eve when.... when arguing with your girlfriend you wish you could press ctrl+q.
You know when you've been playing too much Eve when.... you go outside and get confused at not finding the warp button.
You know when you've been playing too much Eve when.... in a pub fight you circle the guy throwing punches at him.
You know when you've been playing too much Eve when.... you're chasing someone down the street and you yell "someone get a point on him".
You know when you've been playing too much Eve when.... in a club entrance you send someone in first so he can scout local.
You know when you've been playing too much Eve when.... you try to bump away undesired people from near your house
You know when you've been playing too much Eve when.... wait a sec, did my wife just throw a frying pan at me? damn she's lucky she didnt hit my laptop!
You know when you've been playing too much Eve when.... you try to set up a buy order so your housemate will go and buy beer for you.
This is all i got, some i saw in recruitment channel, some just came up chattin with friends, if you have any new ones please Evemail em to me!
Fly safe all, and don't forget about the real world! btw that fryin pan really hurt!
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Nikita Alterana
Malice.
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Posted - 2008.06.07 06:48:00 -
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you've seen this topic for the third time. __________________________________________________ |
ThaMa Gebir
Raddick Explorations
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Posted - 2008.06.07 07:05:00 -
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Originally by: Nikita Alterana you've seen this topic for the third time.
16th time for me. Pretty cool huh?
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Confirmed heaviest member of RDEX........
Hah, no more hijacks here!!!!
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Philopoemen Locke
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2008.06.07 07:06:00 -
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... when you've seen this topic enough times that you just want to troll it.
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Amberly Coteaz
Crimson Flag
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Posted - 2008.06.07 07:15:00 -
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Originally by: Philopoemen Locke ... when you've seen this topic enough times that you just want to troll it.
When you've seen this topic enough times that you troll it.
If you find yourself in a fair fight, something has gone wrong |
Arvald
The Ninjapirates
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Posted - 2008.06.07 07:16:00 -
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Originally by: Amberly Coteaz
Originally by: Philopoemen Locke ... when you've seen this topic enough times that you just want to troll it.
When you've seen this topic enough times that you troll it.
i would not turn around if i were you, it will only anger the ninja -_-
Originally by: Xanos Blackpaw Stealthbomber combat(or as i like to call it: Just because you are paranoid dont mean there isnt a invissible demon about to eat your face)
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Amberly Coteaz
Crimson Flag
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Posted - 2008.06.07 07:19:00 -
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Originally by: Arvald
Originally by: Amberly Coteaz
Originally by: Philopoemen Locke ... when you've seen this topic enough times that you just want to troll it.
When you've seen this topic enough times that you troll it.
i would not turn around if i were you, it will only anger the ninja -_-
Oh god ninjas, hundreds of them. So sudden
But hey its okay your gun doesn't shoot shurikens and lightning
If you find yourself in a fair fight, something has gone wrong |
F'nog
Celestial Horizon Corp. Valainaloce
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Posted - 2008.06.07 09:04:00 -
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Dibs on his endocrine system. And the liver. I think I may need a new one soon.
Originally by: Kazuma Saruwatari
F'nog for Amarr Emperor. Nuff said
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Bloody Puppy
Onorata Societa
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Posted - 2008.06.07 10:20:00 -
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Edited by: Bloody Puppy on 07/06/2008 10:21:49 0/
yeah man old junk... let's flame him
i'll add
You know when you've been playing too much Eve when....you call you'r provider call center at 2AM because the line stop working
edit RESPECT TO THE BOSS ------------------------------------------------- The puppy -- yarr
WHY EVERYONE LOVES ME BUT NOONE UNDERSTAND ME? Albert Heinstein |
Splender Jones
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Posted - 2008.06.07 10:39:00 -
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When you used to think that the poeple moaning about these threads coming up all the time just had no fun in their lives, but you now agree with them and are just as twisted inside as them.
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Dragons Talon
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Posted - 2008.06.07 20:19:00 -
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You know when you've been playing too much Eve when.... You see a hot naked chick wearing sunglasses and think (MINMATARS ROCK)
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Gealbhan
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.06.07 20:34:00 -
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Originally by: Amberly Coteaz
Originally by: Philopoemen Locke ... when you've seen this topic enough times that you just want to troll it.
When you've seen this topic enough times that you troll it.
...When people still try to catch you with pathetic Rick Roll vids.
(always check the link!)
"Concentrate all your fire on one target, when it is destroyed, move on to the next. That is how you secure victory". - Tactica Imperium. |
Deverian Tarik
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.06.07 20:38:00 -
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Originally by: Amberly Coteaz
Originally by: Philopoemen Locke ... when you've seen this topic enough times that you just want to troll it.
When you've seen this topic enough times that you troll it.
Fell for it.
Luckily, I like the song.
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Armoured C
Globaltech Industries The ENTITY.
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Posted - 2008.06.07 20:41:00 -
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Edited by: Armoured C on 07/06/2008 20:41:45
Originally by: Amberly Coteaz
Originally by: Arvald
Originally by: Amberly Coteaz
Originally by: Philopoemen Locke ... when you've seen this topic enough times that you just want to troll it.
When you've seen this topic enough times that you troll it.
i would not turn around if i were you, it will only anger the ninja -_-
Oh god ninjas, hundreds of them. So sudden
But hey its okay your gun doesn't shoot shurikens and lightning
yatzie
and i have the new rick roll which is more fun
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Squirrrel
Squirrrel Industries
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Posted - 2008.06.07 20:47:00 -
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Originally by: Ruri Dant
You know when you've been playing too much Eve when.... you go to the club and start checking local for wartargets. You know when you've been playing too much Eve when.... in a club entrance you send someone in first so he can scout local.
You know when you've been playing too much Eve when.... you think that clubs even HAVE local.
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mamolian
Eternity INC. Project Alice.
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Posted - 2008.06.07 22:18:00 -
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When I see this ******* topic come up for the 100th time. -----------
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Tortun Nahme
Umbra Synergy Final Retribution Alliance
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Posted - 2008.06.07 22:27:00 -
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you know you play eve too much when your car runs out of fuel and you wonder where the heck the warning mail went?
you know you play eve too much when you at the busstop and wondering how long until it will respawn
Originally by: Cecil Montague They should change that warning on entering low sec to:
"Go read Crime and Punishment for a few days then come back."
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Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2008.06.07 22:41:00 -
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When you're watching a space battle in a random sci-fi movie and you try and pan around it with your mouse. ---------------- Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.81 (Updated 4/8) |
Mellinok
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Posted - 2008.06.07 22:51:00 -
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YKYBPETM - While watching NASA-TV and seeing a view from space of the International Space Station, you say to yourself "Ahh, definitely a Minmatar design."
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Grarr Dexx
Naval Protection Corp Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2008.06.07 22:52:00 -
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When you rightclick someone in another mmo and look for the 'look at' option :(
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Deverian Tarik
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.06.07 23:32:00 -
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When, in non eve related stuff, you mis-read "Americans" as "Amarrians".
I've done this several times.
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LUH 3471
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Posted - 2008.06.08 00:14:00 -
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Originally by: Deverian Tarik When, in non eve related stuff, you mis-read "Americans" as "Amarrians".
I've done this several times.
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LUH 3471
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Posted - 2008.06.08 00:15:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic When you're watching a space battle in a random sci-fi movie and you try and pan around it with your mouse.
roflmao what a visual
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Viktor Fyretracker
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.06.08 07:44:00 -
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when you gain the image that jumping to EC-P8R is still safer then going to Philadelphia at night....
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Arvald
The Ninjapirates
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Posted - 2008.06.08 07:58:00 -
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Originally by: Amberly Coteaz
Originally by: Arvald
Originally by: Amberly Coteaz
Originally by: Philopoemen Locke ... when you've seen this topic enough times that you just want to troll it.
When you've seen this topic enough times that you troll it.
i would not turn around if i were you, it will only anger the ninja -_-
Oh god ninjas, hundreds of them. So sudden
But hey its okay your gun doesn't shoot shurikens and lightning
best game EVER
Originally by: Xanos Blackpaw Stealthbomber combat(or as i like to call it: Just because you are paranoid dont mean there isnt a invissible demon about to eat your face)
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Fraszoid
ULTRA VEGA
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Posted - 2008.06.08 08:17:00 -
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You are bird watching and your friend points out a raven. You immediately think about if its torps or cruise and if you can tank it. You see a black bird on the ground looking at you, and run away screaming "its trying to Jam me, oh god I its jamming my sight". You wonder if you car has enough cap to run the windshield wipers, defrost, heat, radio and head lights. You begin to devise how to fit a 75mm rail gun to your minivan, and wonder if you have enough power grid available. -------------------------------------------------- Everyone is born right handed, only the great over come it.
Check out my players guide at: http://www.eve-miners.info/guide/minersguide.html |
Jovoich
X-Fire space weaponry and trade
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Posted - 2008.06.08 11:50:00 -
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when you work in a bank and put isk instead of ú... (yes i got a complaint from h/o about it) :(
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ThaDollaGenerale
Endless Destruction Total Eclipse Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.06.09 06:59:00 -
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When you're talking to your girlfriend and your thumb presses the Mouse button to activate Vent
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Gabbot
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Posted - 2008.06.09 11:43:00 -
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What happen?
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Kusha'an
RuffRyders Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2008.06.09 12:15:00 -
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...when, even though your wife has repeatedly demonstrated to you that she thinks Eve is stupid, you still rush out of the room to tell her something funny somebody just said in local...
---- What part of "shorn't" do you not understand? |
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