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Fribbles Ik-a-Tala
Bank of Free Association
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Posted - 2012.03.10 13:17:00 -
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The bank of free association is a corporation dedicated to finding players who are willing to pool in resources to obtain big ticket items such as Tech 3 battle cruisers, carriers, expensive skill books, blueprints, and more. The Company is 100% completely fail safe as anyone who attempts to steal will have a large enough bounty put on their heads to have every hunter in that region searching for the thief. These big ticket items will be accessible to everyone, which will give new players or players who are looking to profit a new opportunity!
For example, let's say all members pool enough resources to create a tech level 3 battle cruiser/ advanced mining vessel, usable by everyone. A player who temporarily borrows that battle cruiser/mining vessel can go to low sec space mine and kill pirates, return the ship(s), and have enough isk from the ore and salvaged material to buy their own battle cruiser, and have plenty of isk left over!! If the idea still has not clicked, think of it as a 24 hour fitness center in a sense, where equipment for all to use benefits not only the user, but the provider of the equipment. Once again, remember that the sharing agreements we have with 'bounty hunters' so to speak are completely fail-safe . If you still have any questions on what we are proposing, feel free to email me in-game or post on the forums, and I will get back to you as soon as possible.
PLEASE READ: All investors, customers, and potential employees must have a minimum of 10 million isk for acceptance. NOTE: This money will directly go into buying products available for all to use, and is considered sufficient resources to allow you to use the products in which you helped create.
JOINING PROCESS: Simply search for the corporation titled Bank of Free Association and apply. Once again, players with 10 million isk or more who are willing to contribute to buying expensive equipment will be permitted to enter.
I hope you are as excited as I am in making profit for all you accompanying us on this profitable business venture. |
Raiz Nhell
DEEP CORPS
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Posted - 2012.03.10 13:31:00 -
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I reckon someone will make a profit... Might not be you or the corp though...
I'm so carebear my Pod bleeds rainbow...
Beers + nullsec + dodgy fit = Loss mail |
Lord Jita
Lord Jita's Big Gay Corp
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Posted - 2012.03.10 13:34:00 -
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Quote:The Company is 100% completely fail safe as anyone who attempts to steal will have a large enough bounty put on their heads to have every hunter in that region searching for the thief.
Wait, so you will give the thief even more isk when he pods himself with his alt?
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Fribbles Ik-a-Tala
Bank of Free Association
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Posted - 2012.03.10 13:44:00 -
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Simply type in the name Bank of Free Association under the in-game corporation search, and apply! |
Fribbles Ik-a-Tala
Bank of Free Association
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Posted - 2012.03.10 13:48:00 -
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Lord Jita, you may have been confused, but if a member of the community in our corporation attempts to steal, bounty hunters will, for a price which we will cover, track and hunt down the thief. The money or items which were stolen would be returned. That is what I meant in my original post. |
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
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Posted - 2012.03.10 14:19:00 -
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But how do you actually intend on enforcing this 'asset redistribution-through-bounty hunter' application? Seems to me you might not be able to get anything back...at all.
---- CONCORD arrested two n00bs yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. |
Molic Blackbird
Orion Faction Industries Orion Consortium
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Posted - 2012.03.10 14:25:00 -
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Once someone takes an item, there is nothing you do can force its return. Paying someone to kill thieves will do nothing to get items back or prevent them from being stolen. |
Ariana DeSoto
Merch Industrial Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.10 15:31:00 -
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Come on Oaty, are your really this ******* stupid? I love scams but at least put some effort into it. |
KrakizBad
Eve Defence Force Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2012.03.10 15:44:00 -
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Zero points for effort. http://blog.beyondreality.se/Incursion-hose Remove all incursions from hisec |
Nex apparatu5
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2012.03.10 15:56:00 -
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I wish this was real so I could join and steal everything. |
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David Forge
Forge Enterprises
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Posted - 2012.03.10 16:20:00 -
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If this is for real then it is a very bad idea. If it is a scam then it is a very bad effort. |
Zraxe
6th Dimension Research and Development
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Posted - 2012.03.10 16:41:00 -
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I'll join Oath if I can get director roles. |
OfBalance
Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.03.10 17:29:00 -
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Ban elevens. |
Samroski
Games Inc. EVE Trade Consortium
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Posted - 2012.03.11 18:18:00 -
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Shouldn't this scam be in the corp recruitment forum?
9/10 for the idea least likely to work. |
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
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Posted - 2012.03.11 18:26:00 -
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OfBalance wrote:Ban elevens.
This isn't SA, 4chan or what-have-you. This is Game.
---- CONCORD arrested two n00bs yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. |
Scion Lex
LEX Investments Solid Foundation
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Posted - 2012.03.12 05:39:00 -
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David Forge wrote:If this is for real then it is a very bad idea. If it is a scam then it is a very bad effort.
.....enough said. |
Jan VanRijkdom
Sardaukar Merc Guild General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2012.03.13 06:52:00 -
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Wow, one of the more entertaining posts in a while. Tough I am stupider for having read it.
Awful attempt though. .5/10
Next?
In the smallest small chance that this is a nonscam...just go ahead and leave now, while your hopes and dreams in life and childlike enthusiasm are not yet crushed.
Ahhh, but what am I saying? Sign me up.
I love free stuff Mmmm...beer... -áAnd no, I'm not actually Dutch. |
Jan VanRijkdom
Sardaukar Merc Guild General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2012.03.13 06:54:00 -
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Oh, you also forgot EVE rule #4
Don't EVER make an' EVE Bank', (not to be confused with EVEBANK), ....ever.
Ever. Mmmm...beer... -áAnd no, I'm not actually Dutch. |
Fracy
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
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Posted - 2012.03.14 13:58:00 -
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Fribbles Ik-a-Tala wrote:Lord Jita, you may have been confused, but if a member of the community in our corporation attempts to steal, bounty hunters will, for a price which we will cover, track and hunt down the thief. The money or items which were stolen would be returned. That is what I meant in my original post.
your stupid |
Utemetsu
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Posted - 2012.03.14 14:16:00 -
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Ahh, MD. How I love thee Eve Morning Report - Daily Economic News of New Eden www.evemorningreport.themumm.com "I almost pooped my pants." ~ Lord Jita
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Liberty Eternal
Taggart Transdimensional Virtue of Selfishness
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Posted - 2012.03.16 17:25:00 -
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Fribbles Ik-a-Tala wrote: The Company is 100% completely fail
Keep it up wiv yur invemstents Fribbles, ur doing reely well
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Broken Thoughts
ZERO T0LERANCE RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2012.03.17 15:56:00 -
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Fribbles Ik-a-Tala wrote:naive stuff
you must be new here |
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