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Kahrek Laume
Gallente Atropos Asylum
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Posted - 2008.07.04 03:10:00 -
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100 mil for the best (Or cheesiest) EVE themed pickup / inuendo line. This is in C&P because honestly the crowd here might be more inclined to reply and we all know that the bad boys get the girl in the end.
My personal favs so far (Which don't count for this contest)
Baby is that a hardener in your pocket or are you just happy to lock me? Oh hell you gotta be -10 cause you got angel written all over you!
Come on folks bust out your best pod moves, this runs till sunday july 6th then i arbitrarily pick the winner (Cause it's my ISK i am giving).
Regards,
Kahrek Laume.
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Celestal
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Posted - 2008.07.04 03:19:00 -
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There are actually pirates that are interested in girls ?
wow , who would have guessed ?
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar Metafarmers
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Posted - 2008.07.04 03:25:00 -
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Originally by: Celestal There are actually pirates that are interested in girls ?
wow , who would have guessed ?
What you insinuating there....
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Nimrias
Gallente Atropos Asylum
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Posted - 2008.07.04 03:30:00 -
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Hey, baby! Why don't we go back to my place so I can uncloak my typhoon and dock in your hangar!
I'm going to hell for posting here, Kah (just so you know)...
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Kahrek Laume
Gallente Atropos Asylum
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Posted - 2008.07.04 03:37:00 -
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Originally by: Nimrias Hey, baby! Why don't we go back to my place so I can uncloak my typhoon and dock in your hangar!
I'm going to hell for posting here, Kah (just so you know)...
As opposed to the hell that you go thru every day by hanging out in corp with me? :D
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Pan Fairchild
The Gosimer and Scarab
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Posted - 2008.07.04 03:40:00 -
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I don't mean to probe but can I harvest your gas?
Too much? ok how about...
You must be the damsel in distress? Theres pirate 'DNA' all over the place.
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Pan Fairchild
The Gosimer and Scarab
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Posted - 2008.07.04 03:42:00 -
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Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
Originally by: Celestal There are actually pirates that are interested in girls ?
wow , who would have guessed ?
What you insinuating there....
Nice bounty
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Kirex
Vale Heavy Industries Molotov Coalition
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Posted - 2008.07.04 03:46:00 -
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Don't try to MWD away, I got you dual webbed. Now get in my car or I'll take you down this alley and rapier.
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Jei'son Bladesmith
The Storm Knights The Cool Kids Club
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Posted - 2008.07.04 03:48:00 -
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sortof on a related topic....
Zaiem > ok when u come inside start shooting the cruisers far away ok? Jake RIvers > okay Zaiem > k come inside Jei'son Bladesmith > you really should use a condom Jei'son Bladesmith > you dont know where hes been Zaiem > jake warp out Jake RIvers > k Jei'son Bladesmith > condoms easier, then you dont have to worry bout pullin out Jake RIvers > blew one up before my warp kicked in Jei'son Bladesmith > see, told you so Jei'son Bladesmith > sometimes you just cant hold it long enough
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar Metafarmers
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Posted - 2008.07.04 05:02:00 -
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Originally by: Pan Fairchild
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
Originally by: Celestal There are actually pirates that are interested in girls ?
wow , who would have guessed ?
What you insinuating there....
Nice bounty
I been a good little capsuleer... only ganked 1 non farmer since I joined Metafarmers and he was the alt of a guy that was in a gang that tried to gank me but failed because I too awesome for them to take out
You're not afraid of the dark, are you? |
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar Metafarmers
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Posted - 2008.07.04 05:03:00 -
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oh, I just checked... haha, cheapskate
You're not afraid of the dark, are you? |
Artemis Rose
Eleckrostatik
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Posted - 2008.07.04 05:21:00 -
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I'll give you a story. So in your intrepid travels, you happen to find a nice looking Gallente Lass.
"Hotness, please uncloak your Typhoon so I can dock my Armageddon of luv!"
She smiles, bats her eyelashes and giggles.
Then... when it happens...
"OMG! Your Armageddon is bigger than mine!!!!"
Its a rough universe out there, be prepared for anything.
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Currently Playing: Trolls from Outer Space Current Equipment: VISAcard chain mail, +2 Amulet of Epic Whine. WTB Purple Nerf Bat. |
Sumi Pong
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Posted - 2008.07.04 05:22:00 -
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Girl, I would fly through Jita and back just to lock in your eyes.
/Not a pirate yet! =( |
Pan Fairchild
The Gosimer and Scarab
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Posted - 2008.07.04 05:32:00 -
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Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny oh, I just checked... haha, cheapskate
Now that I've bought you dinner perhaps you and I could do the transversal shuffle.
Booyah! I'm on a role tonight, tied back into thread. Or better yet; you might just be male irl but your female in eve... close enough for me
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar Metafarmers
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Posted - 2008.07.04 05:39:00 -
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Originally by: Pan Fairchild
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny oh, I just checked... haha, cheapskate
Now that I've bought you dinner perhaps you and I could do the transversal shuffle.
Booyah! I'm on a role tonight, tied back into thread. Or better yet; you might just be male irl but your female in eve... close enough for me
*Starts fumbling for doorknob*
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MarleWH
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Posted - 2008.07.04 05:45:00 -
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Originally by: Jei'son Bladesmith sortof on a related topic....
Zaiem > ok when u come inside start shooting the cruisers far away ok? Jake RIvers > okay Zaiem > k come inside Jei'son Bladesmith > you really should use a condom Jei'son Bladesmith > you dont know where hes been Zaiem > jake warp out Jake RIvers > k Jei'son Bladesmith > condoms easier, then you dont have to worry bout pullin out Jake RIvers > blew one up before my warp kicked in Jei'son Bladesmith > see, told you so Jei'son Bladesmith > sometimes you just cant hold it long enough
Holy shit thats hilarious.
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar Metafarmers
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Posted - 2008.07.04 05:48:00 -
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Edited by: Surfin''s PlunderBunny on 04/07/2008 05:53:47
Originally by: MarleWH
Originally by: Jei'son Bladesmith sortof on a related topic....
Zaiem > ok when u come inside start shooting the cruisers far away ok? Jake RIvers > okay Zaiem > k come inside Jei'son Bladesmith > you really should use a condom Jei'son Bladesmith > you dont know where hes been Zaiem > jake warp out Jake RIvers > k Jei'son Bladesmith > condoms easier, then you dont have to worry bout pullin out Jake RIvers > blew one up before my warp kicked in Jei'son Bladesmith > see, told you so Jei'son Bladesmith > sometimes you just cant hold it long enough
Holy shit thats hilarious.
oh your god!
That's going in my bio
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Wideen
Contraband Inc.
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Posted - 2008.07.04 06:58:00 -
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Originally by: Kirex Don't try to MWD away, I got you dual webbed. Now get in my car or I'll take you down this alley and rapier.
don't use "rapier" in a pick-up line.. a slip of the tongue and you're screwed
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Rhak Amharr
Minmatar Metafarmers
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Posted - 2008.07.04 07:08:00 -
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"What? You're actually female? Proof or stfu."
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Scatim Helicon
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.07.04 07:12:00 -
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Widz
Caldari Third Return Inc. Blue Sun Trust
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Posted - 2008.07.04 08:32:00 -
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Originally by: Scatim Helicon
0.0 Win.
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Nexus Kinnon
Fusion Enterprises Ltd Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2008.07.04 08:37:00 -
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Originally by: Scatim Helicon
I want to try and make up an EVE pickup line but this is discouraging as it's better than anything I could ever think up.
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Dihania
Gallente Mucho Dolor
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Posted - 2008.07.04 10:21:00 -
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Originally by: Jei'son Bladesmith sortof on a related topic....
Zaiem > ok when u come inside start shooting the cruisers far away ok? Jake RIvers > okay Zaiem > k come inside Jei'son Bladesmith > you really should use a condom Jei'son Bladesmith > you dont know where hes been Zaiem > jake warp out Jake RIvers > k Jei'son Bladesmith > condoms easier, then you dont have to worry bout pullin out Jake RIvers > blew one up before my warp kicked in Jei'son Bladesmith > see, told you so Jei'son Bladesmith > sometimes you just cant hold it long enough
**** now I'm laughing in the office and all the guys are giving me wierd looks. . EVE: "The Hand-holding Age". I need isk!Accepting donations. Renting sig space.Taking various jobs. |
Oregon sinful
Black Plague. RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.07.04 10:28:00 -
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Damn girl... Meet me behind planet six, I'll show you my blasterthron
o/... Meet me behind planet sex, I wanna test your tank... o7 (.)(.) + B====D ?
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Manson Forte
A Private Space Venture
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Posted - 2008.07.04 10:57:00 -
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Hey, let me **** you.
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Nocturnal Avenger
Black Plague. RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.07.04 11:04:00 -
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Wanna go home and see my collection of corpses?
- Carebear Pirate - |
the member
Minmatar Republic University
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Posted - 2008.07.04 11:25:00 -
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can i has yur stuffs?
Quote: "You're obviously from France." -- Intel CEO Paul Ottelini
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Kehmor
Caldari PAK
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Posted - 2008.07.04 11:27:00 -
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Hey dud.. erm "babe", I have voice editing software so it's easier to pretend. - Violence isn't the answer, it is the question. The answer is yes. |
Jebus Gallente
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Posted - 2008.07.04 11:40:00 -
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Originally by: Kahrek Laume 100 mil for the best (Or cheesiest) EVE themed pickup / inuendo line. This is in C&P because honestly the crowd here might be more inclined to reply and we all know that the bad boys get the girl in the end.
My personal favs so far (Which don't count for this contest)
Baby is that a hardener in your pocket or are you just happy to lock me? Oh hell you gotta be -10 cause you got angel written all over you!
Come on folks bust out your best pod moves, this runs till sunday july 6th then i arbitrarily pick the winner (Cause it's my ISK i am giving).
Regards,
Kahrek Laume.
My personal favorite pirate pick up line is..... "Heave to me lassie, and prepare to boarded!"
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Lugburz
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Posted - 2008.07.04 12:01:00 -
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um.... align into position then we can grind this out together..... or you could just go bumping people with yer iteron V saying 'you like to TOUCH!!' true borat style.......
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