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Newbear
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Posted - 2008.07.05 15:40:00 -
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So I was flying around with a few billion isk in faction tower bpcs like I usually do when lo and behold, I see that a few jumps away there has been a dozen ships destroyed in the last hour.
Being the careless bear that I am, I immedately changed corse to the low sec system of doom. There must be wrecks to salvage! It would be against my carebear ethics to let good isk go to waste.
One jump in, okay 15 man gate camp, np! Just tell them to look at my employment history and have them lag locked for 10-30 sec, I call it the carebear stare, then I warp away.
Two jumps in, hmm the numbers of wrecks on the gates are increasing but so are the campers! Looking for an empty gate to salvage, I warp to the next system. Next system all clear! No one on the gate so I start warping around.
I find 3 or 5 blinking red sitting close to a gate. I think okay, lets test the carebear ninja skills! Their lock speed against my salvage speed! Unfortuinately I forogt about smart bombs as I was clearly distracted by the fireworks outisde.
So pop went my ares, pink pony #6 going down with the handfull of tower bpcs. The moral of the story is that if your a bear don't drop the salmon in your mouth while trying to catch another one and nerf smart bombs plz. Click here for my High Security POS Service
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Lailake
Emperor's Technology and Research.
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Posted - 2008.07.05 15:48:00 -
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Wow
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Mr Krinklle
University of Caille
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Posted - 2008.07.05 15:55:00 -
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Newbear = Loserbear Loserbear > Newbear
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MarleWH
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Posted - 2008.07.05 19:13:00 -
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Holy shit that is so stupid.
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Lucas Liu
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Posted - 2008.07.05 19:21:00 -
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I actually really enjopyed this, carebear that god blown up and loosing loads of isk and youre not complaining, or threatening to cancel your 6 accounts etc.
Although a VERY stupid thing you did, it's still quite funny and sounds more like you were gettin your thrills from the risk rather than being a total noob.
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Deja Thoris
Invicta.
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Posted - 2008.07.05 20:50:00 -
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♥ Newbear.
Still my fav bio in eve )
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Joe Starbreaker
AnTi. Atrocitas
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Posted - 2008.07.05 21:40:00 -
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Originally by: Newbear The moral of the story is that if your a bear don't drop the salmon in your mouth while trying to catch another one
This is an excellent quotation!
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Newbear
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Posted - 2008.07.05 21:41:00 -
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Edited by: Newbear on 05/07/2008 21:41:39 Its okay! I'll go into early hibernation and sell time codes
Yes, in addition to being king of the carebears, I am also the perpetual newb
Special thanks to deja's sympathy! Click here for my High Security POS Service
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waferzankko
Caldari Bears Inc Violent-Tendencies
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Posted - 2008.07.06 06:39:00 -
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u are giving bear a good name.
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eliminator2
Gallente Black Water.
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Posted - 2008.07.06 07:59:00 -
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Originally by: Newbear nerf smart bombs plz.
ok so we can now no that there will be a smartbomb nerf cause some1 thats a carebear said it and ccp r run by whiners/carebears /me waves bb to smartbombs
AND ur in a fast warping ship even if there was alot of kills in the high sec system u could of gone there if its the kills on the out gate warp there at 100km to see wats goin of or if its on in gate jut warp for ur life shesh carebears grow a brain will ya MINING MELTS UR BRAIN!!!
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Odre Echee
Equestrian Knight Order of Lolicon
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Posted - 2008.07.06 09:22:00 -
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Originally by: eliminator2 ok so we can now no that there will be a smartbomb nerf cause some1 thats a carebear said it and ccp r run by whiners/carebears /me waves bb to smartbombs
AND ur in a fast warping ship even if there was alot of kills in the high sec system u could of gone there if its the kills on the out gate warp there at 100km to see wats goin of or if its on in gate jut warp for ur life shesh carebears grow a brain will ya MINING MELTS UR BRAIN!!!
Someone obviously cannot grasp simple sarcasm.
And has pathetic English. Those two aren't necessarily mutually exclusive, however.
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eliminator2
Gallente Black Water.
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Posted - 2008.07.06 11:39:00 -
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Originally by: Odre Echee
Originally by: eliminator2 ok so we can now no that there will be a smartbomb nerf cause some1 thats a carebear said it and ccp r run by whiners/carebears /me waves bb to smartbombs
AND ur in a fast warping ship even if there was alot of kills in the high sec system u could of gone there if its the kills on the out gate warp there at 100km to see wats goin of or if its on in gate jut warp for ur life shesh carebears grow a brain will ya MINING MELTS UR BRAIN!!!
Someone obviously cannot grasp simple sarcasm.
And has pathetic English. Those two aren't necessarily mutually exclusive, however.
or theres a name for that disclesic :p
and yea i figured out it was sarcasm but could ccp thats wat im meanin sheesh maybe u need to learn more?
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Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
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Posted - 2008.07.06 16:18:00 -
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I come back after WEEKS of doing other things and I find this thread, which confirms that people will never wise up to anything in this game. I'm going back underground now. Thanks a lot Newbear.
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fac3hunter
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Posted - 2008.07.06 16:36:00 -
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Edited by: fac3hunter on 06/07/2008 16:36:40
Originally by: eliminator2
Originally by: Odre Echee
Originally by: eliminator2 ok so we can now no that there will be a smartbomb nerf cause some1 thats a carebear said it and ccp r run by whiners/carebears /me waves bb to smartbombs
AND ur in a fast warping ship even if there was alot of kills in the high sec system u could of gone there if its the kills on the out gate warp there at 100km to see wats goin of or if its on in gate jut warp for ur life shesh carebears grow a brain will ya MINING MELTS UR BRAIN!!!
Someone obviously cannot grasp simple sarcasm.
And has pathetic English. Those two aren't necessarily mutually exclusive, however.
or theres a name for that disclesic :p
and yea i figured out it was sarcasm but could ccp thats wat im meanin sheesh maybe u need to learn more?
Can someone translate this for me?
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Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
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Posted - 2008.07.06 16:56:00 -
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Edited by: Dirk Magnum on 06/07/2008 16:56:58
Originally by: fac3hunter Can someone translate this for me?
It is clearly an argument between two fish, babbling nonsense underwater. I mean that's what I derived from the sound of it when I read it aloud.
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Katamarino
Sanguine Marauders Chances of Misfortune
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Posted - 2008.07.06 17:05:00 -
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Once, I was ganked by Newbear
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Windjammer
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.07.07 07:50:00 -
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Obviously the OP's humor is wasted upon the vast majority. It seems to have flown sky high over most of the respondents in this thread.
Windjammer
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Celador Nane
the united
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Posted - 2008.07.07 07:59:00 -
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/me remembers when newbear wanted to be his friend...
/me remembers wanting to gank him ever scince...
/me remembers convos about his cat.....
/me is glad he isnt a carebear....
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.07.07 08:15:00 -
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/me is billion isk
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Terra Mikael
NightCrew
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Posted - 2008.07.07 08:25:00 -
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I lol'd in real life. thanks for that. _________________________________________________ Ninja Looter, Ninja Salvager, And High sec suicide Ganker - Making high-sec feel like low-sec, not for ISK, but for LuLz. |
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Izo Azlion
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.07.07 10:03:00 -
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Originally by: Lailake Wow
This.
Izo Azlion.
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Complete Tart
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Posted - 2008.07.07 11:07:00 -
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Originally by: eliminator2
Originally by: Newbear nerf smart bombs plz.
ok so we can now no that there will be a smartbomb nerf cause some1 thats a carebear said it and ccp r run by whiners/carebears /me waves bb to smartbombs
AND ur in a fast warping ship even if there was alot of kills in the high sec system u could of gone there if its the kills on the out gate warp there at 100km to see wats goin of or if its on in gate jut warp for ur life shesh carebears grow a brain will ya MINING MELTS UR BRAIN!!!
What the hell
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Zloj MaNGooST
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Posted - 2008.07.07 11:58:00 -
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mmm i**ot, i can say
btw after some stupid loses, i never leave loot in cargo if i go some more pew-pew
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Tardar Muller
Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.07.07 11:59:00 -
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Originally by: eliminator2 MINING MELTS UR BRAIN!!!
Zrzly, mainin meltz yurz braiinz!!!!!!!!!!??????????
Yurz ar kidin, rite????!!!
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Sir SmellyFart
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Posted - 2008.07.07 15:14:00 -
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Teh newbear made me lol
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ShadowDraqon
Awesome Industries Group
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Posted - 2008.07.08 17:57:00 -
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Originally by: Newbear don't drop the salmon in your mouth while trying to catch another one
agree and lawl |
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