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Le Skunk
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2008.07.14 02:38:00 -
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LE SKUNK ANNOYANCE REGISTRATION POST NUMBER 3883
RE: Annoyance growing at CCPs money splurging, quango-marketing division constantly playing both sides of the field.
1) HI YOU DUMB NERDS - STFU YOUR MOANING - YOU PAY MORE FOR EVE BECAUSE IT IS A PREMIUM PRODUCT
2) HI YOU STUPID ADDICTS - STFU YOUR MOANING BECAUSE YOU GET FREE CONTENT UPDATES
Now call me susan, but these two dont match up. Its not "free updates" if we are paying more for "premium content".
We ARE paying for the updates - except over 12 months instead of in one go. Thats one more garbage catchphrases revealed , exposed by the shining truth beam of Le Skunk
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Secondly - I have obtained evidence that several of the CCP staff are on HOLIDAY. I just want to ask them this:
DO YOU THINK THE "NEW PLAYER EXPERIMENT" LABRATS CAN AFFORD A HOLIDAY?
No they cant - not after you threw them out like a piece of rubbish after episode one of EVE TV -
And there is no "spotty man" to climb though the window to give THEM super powers with cosmic dust.
LE SKUNK - "To Orangey for CCP"
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Arvald
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.07.14 02:43:00 -
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dont like it then **** off, no one is making you pay for the game
Originally by: Siddy
APERANTLY GEED PEE VEE PEE PLAYAS!!111
im in your forums, derailing your threads |
Tarminic
24th Imperial Crusade
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Posted - 2008.07.14 02:47:00 -
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This is an OUTRAGE! I'll immediately protest by continuing to give CCP my money month after month. That'll learn 'em! ---------------- Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.83 (Updated 7/3) |
DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings Souls of Vengeance
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Posted - 2008.07.14 02:49:00 -
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Edited by: DubanFP on 14/07/2008 02:50:31 I love the people who say they're paying for the game so CCP should wipe thier ass. Then of course people like you threaten to quit by instead keep whining. So many people are cowards like that. Why don't any of you actually take your own crap advice and stop paying them? Threats mean nothing unless you're willing to follow through. Otherwise you're just an idiot.
P.S. the "Premium Cake" is a lie. _______________
CCP Atropos > I pod people because there's money to be made in selling tears. |
Le Skunk
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2008.07.14 02:51:00 -
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Originally by: DubanFP I love the people who say they're paying for the game so CCP should wipe thier ass.
I would be up for this as long as it was "premium quilted paper"
SKUNK
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Le Skunk
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2008.07.14 02:53:00 -
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Edited by: Le Skunk on 14/07/2008 02:53:44
Originally by: Arvald dont like it then **** off, no one is making you pay for the game
No I would prefer to pod you in game repeatedly until YOU leave. Your lack of concern for the New Player Experiment rejects sickens me.
SKUNK
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DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings Souls of Vengeance
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Posted - 2008.07.14 02:54:00 -
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Edited by: DubanFP on 14/07/2008 02:55:07
Originally by: Le Skunk
No I would prefer to pod you in game repeatedly until YOU leave.
SKUNK
So basically you're saying "I'm going to not leave if my demands aren't met"? Oh and woe on to us if the CCP devs to have personal lives. _______________
CCP Atropos > I pod people because there's money to be made in selling tears. |
Le Skunk
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2008.07.14 03:15:00 -
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Edited by: Le Skunk on 14/07/2008 03:15:35
Originally by: DubanFP Edited by: DubanFP on 14/07/2008 02:55:07
Originally by: Le Skunk
No I would prefer to pod you in game repeatedly until YOU leave.
SKUNK
So basically you're saying "I'm going to not leave if my demands aren't met"? Oh and woe on to us if the CCP devs to have personal lives.
There are no demands in my OP.
Im simply highlighting the web of decipt spewing from the money burning marketing division at the minute.
- Lets blow a load of cash on TV adverts - oh shite subscriptions are not going up much - OK lets give EVERY old account 14 days for free - yay that boosted the numbers TICK BOX
Also - Im highlighting the disgusting treatment of the new player experiment people - who's very images were edited out of any CCP records like some sort of STALIN REGIME.
Theres things going on at CCP HQ that they dont want you to know about. The "chummy drunkards singing songs and baring their ass" front is a smoke screen.
Current evidence shows that the "new player experiment" people were handpicked by CCP who trawled through colleges looking for ideal candidates (theatre studies and sports science graduates and the like ) and lured them into CCP HQ with the promise of "a great job in media" which turned out to be basically 1 episode gurning at the camera shouting "WOW MY SHIP IS MOVING " outside the noob stations - before being whisked away to a secret location deep in the bowels of CCPHQ.
The evidences point to the involvement of the Artificial Intelligence (know on the forums as the Puppet master CCP RYAND) who manifests himself on the physical plane - in the CCP control room as a Giant Holographic Head peering down from the celling on his workers.
Rumors that their life forces are somehow being siphoned to somehow FUEL this Evil Genius need further investigation
SKUNK
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Terianna Eri
Amarr Terianna Eri Corp
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Posted - 2008.07.14 03:16:00 -
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Skunk, are you drunk? __________________________________
Originally by: Arthur Frayn How much to ruin all your holes, luv?
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Doc Fury
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Posted - 2008.07.14 03:18:00 -
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Marketing is a helluva drug...
The beginning was the end (of everything) The Ape regards his tail, (he's stuck on it) Repeats until he fails..half a goon and half a god.. a man's not made of steel...
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Aindrias
Amarr Celestial Janissaries Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2008.07.14 03:28:00 -
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Cake! \o/ I wantz it!
HEY SUSAN!
and.... stuff.....?
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Anubis Xian
Reavers
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Posted - 2008.07.14 03:39:00 -
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Jebus Marty and Yoseph...the phrase is: 'You can't eat your cake and have it too.'
Originally by: CCP Oveur The client handles no logic, it is simply a dumb terminal.
I'm the Juggernaut, *****! |
Tippia
Caldari School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2008.07.14 03:42:00 -
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…how can you eat a cake if you don't have it too?
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Anubis Xian
Reavers
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Posted - 2008.07.14 03:44:00 -
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Originally by: Tippia …how can you eat a cake if you don't have it too?
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You have it...till you eat it...then you don't have it...
Originally by: CCP Oveur The client handles no logic, it is simply a dumb terminal.
I'm the Juggernaut, *****! |
Fabien Aldric
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.07.14 03:45:00 -
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Originally by: Le Skunk Edited by: Le Skunk on 14/07/2008 03:15:35
Originally by: DubanFP Edited by: DubanFP on 14/07/2008 02:55:07
Originally by: Le Skunk
No I would prefer to pod you in game repeatedly until YOU leave.
SKUNK
So basically you're saying "I'm going to not leave if my demands aren't met"? Oh and woe on to us if the CCP devs to have personal lives.
There are no demands in my OP.
Im simply highlighting the web of decipt spewing from the money burning marketing division at the minute.
- Lets blow a load of cash on TV adverts - oh shite subscriptions are not going up much - OK lets give EVERY old account 14 days for free - yay that boosted the numbers TICK BOX
Also - Im highlighting the disgusting treatment of the new player experiment people - who's very images were edited out of any CCP records like some sort of STALIN REGIME.
Theres things going on at CCP HQ that they dont want you to know about. The "chummy drunkards singing songs and baring their ass" front is a smoke screen.
Current evidence shows that the "new player experiment" people were handpicked by CCP who trawled through colleges looking for ideal candidates (theatre studies and sports science graduates and the like ) and lured them into CCP HQ with the promise of "a great job in media" which turned out to be basically 1 episode gurning at the camera shouting "WOW MY SHIP IS MOVING " outside the noob stations - before being whisked away to a secret location deep in the bowels of CCPHQ.
The evidences point to the involvement of the Artificial Intelligence (know on the forums as the Puppet master CCP RYAND) who manifests himself on the physical plane - in the CCP control room as a Giant Holographic Head peering down from the celling on his workers.
Rumors that their life forces are somehow being siphoned to somehow FUEL this Evil Genius need further investigation
SKUNK
I'd ask for your stuff, but...can I just have some of what you're smoking instead?
THE STATE PREVAILS! |
Tippia
Caldari School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2008.07.14 03:49:00 -
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Originally by: Anubis Xian You have it...till you eat it...then you don't have it...
…but imagine if CCP had found a way to eat cake without having it! I'd easily pay €5 more bimonthly for that!
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Tarminic
24th Imperial Crusade
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Posted - 2008.07.14 04:00:00 -
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Originally by: Le Skunk Edited by: Le Skunk on 14/07/2008 03:15:35
Originally by: DubanFP Edited by: DubanFP on 14/07/2008 02:55:07
Originally by: Le Skunk
No I would prefer to pod you in game repeatedly until YOU leave.
SKUNK
So basically you're saying "I'm going to not leave if my demands aren't met"? Oh and woe on to us if the CCP devs to have personal lives.
There are no demands in my OP.
Im simply highlighting the web of decipt spewing from the money burning marketing division at the minute.
- Lets blow a load of cash on TV adverts - oh shite subscriptions are not going up much - OK lets give EVERY old account 14 days for free - yay that boosted the numbers TICK BOX
Also - Im highlighting the disgusting treatment of the new player experiment people - who's very images were edited out of any CCP records like some sort of STALIN REGIME.
Theres things going on at CCP HQ that they dont want you to know about. The "chummy drunkards singing songs and baring their ass" front is a smoke screen.
Current evidence shows that the "new player experiment" people were handpicked by CCP who trawled through colleges looking for ideal candidates (theatre studies and sports science graduates and the like ) and lured them into CCP HQ with the promise of "a great job in media" which turned out to be basically 1 episode gurning at the camera shouting "WOW MY SHIP IS MOVING " outside the noob stations - before being whisked away to a secret location deep in the bowels of CCPHQ.
The evidences point to the involvement of the Artificial Intelligence (know on the forums as the Puppet master CCP RYAND) who manifests himself on the physical plane - in the CCP control room as a Giant Holographic Head peering down from the celling on his workers.
Rumors that their life forces are somehow being siphoned to somehow FUEL this Evil Genius need further investigation
SKUNK
And this, folks, is why drugs are bad. ---------------- Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.83 (Updated 7/3) |
Zurrar
Gallente Epiphyte Mining and Exploration Combined Planetary Union
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Posted - 2008.07.14 04:02:00 -
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Originally by: Le Skunk Now call me susan
hi susan.
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Faife
Minmatar Kinda'Shujaa
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Posted - 2008.07.14 04:04:00 -
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didn't you rage quit over something already OP?
i swear i thought you did like a few months ago - -
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Patient 2428190
Eleckrostatik
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Posted - 2008.07.14 04:19:00 -
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Well, I'm sorry Le Skunk... Susan if I may....
1) Don't buy GTCs, use your credit card or w/e. If thats not an option, its just bad luck.Though it is annoying (I, being somebody who buys GTC w/ ISK), I'm pretty sure the raise in GTC prices is not going to cripple your personal finances.
It is a fairly premium product, a single shard MMO is the exception, not the norm in this business.
2) Well, they could charge you for expansions and then continue to charge you higher due to being a premium product. Then how ****ed off would you be?
How in the world would YOU change the EVE's new player experience then? I mean, honestly, if I could get you to answer one thing for this epic whine post, that'd be it. Please expose that to your shining truth beam of Le Skunk.
No tutorial, no dungeon, no newbie rats ever prepared me for what I've faced in EVE, everything I learned from experience and from reading this forum and chatting with other players. Lalala. |
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Quelque Chose
New Eden Roller Disco Supply
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Posted - 2008.07.14 04:23:00 -
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Elaborate troll is downright f'ing byzantine. Stop the thread, I'm getting motion sickness. ___________________________________________
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Arvald
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.07.14 04:41:00 -
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Edited by: Arvald on 14/07/2008 04:43:18
Originally by: Le Skunk Edited by: Le Skunk on 14/07/2008 02:53:44
Originally by: Arvald dont like it then **** off, no one is making you pay for the game
No I would prefer to pod you in game repeatedly until YOU leave. Your lack of concern for the New Player Experiment rejects sickens me.
SKUNK
hell go for it, i get killed all the time doest bother me
ok ok after reading further into the post
le skunk for king of the forums *golfclap* excelent work my friend
Originally by: Siddy
APERANTLY GEED PEE VEE PEE PLAYAS!!111
im in your forums, derailing your threads |
Doc Fury
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Posted - 2008.07.14 04:50:00 -
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Originally by: Patient 2428190
1) Don't buy GTCs, use your credit card or w/e. If thats not an option, its just bad luck.Though it is annoying (I, being somebody who buys GTC w/ ISK), I'm pretty sure the raise in GTC prices is not going to cripple your personal finances.
So, you expect me to trust CCP's patently buggy CC billing system not to double or triple bill me and then suspend my account for no good reason only to spend 2 weeks via. billing petitions to rectify the problem? No, thanks.. "we're sorry for any inconvenience" only goes so far, not to mention that CCP does not accept a lot of widely popular payment methods. (I buy GTC with isk now, so CCP will NEVER get my CC info again.)
Originally by: Patient 2428190
2) Well, they could charge you for expansions and then continue to charge you higher due to being a premium product. Then how ****ed off would you be?
The minute CCP starts charging for their "expansions" is when 1/3 or more of their current players (beta testers) find something else to spend $15+/mo on. With greater fees, come greater accountability and justified customer expectations, and CCP just isn't up to that level of capability and responsiveness yet.
As always, I am fully prepared to be impressed and/or rebuked by CCP altering its demonstrated apathy and lack of ability in this area.
The beginning was the end (of everything) The Ape regards his tail, (he's stuck on it) Repeats until he fails..half a goon and half a god.. a man's not made of steel...
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Admiral Pelleon
Caldari White Shadow Imperium
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Posted - 2008.07.14 04:57:00 -
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Sometimes skunk.. Sometimes.. ________
Originally by: Tarminic I believe your mother should have re-rolled her birth control.
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Hyveres
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.07.14 05:20:00 -
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Originally by: Le Skunk
LE SKUNK ANNOYANCE REGISTRATION POST NUMBER 3883
RE: Annoyance growing at CCPs money splurging, quango-marketing division constantly playing both sides of the field.
1) HI YOU DUMB NERDS - STFU YOUR MOANING - YOU PAY MORE FOR EVE BECAUSE IT IS A PREMIUM PRODUCT
2) HI YOU STUPID ADDICTS - STFU YOUR MOANING BECAUSE YOU GET FREE CONTENT UPDATES
Now call me susan, but these two dont match up. Its not "free updates" if we are paying more for "premium content".
We ARE paying for the updates - except over 12 months instead of in one go. Thats one more garbage catchphrases revealed , exposed by the shining truth beam of Le Skunk
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Being european I actually pay less for eve than for most other MMOs due to the simple fact that I pay in dollars , not euro.
"I dont need facts when I have the truth" |
Zeba
Minmatar Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2008.07.14 05:26:00 -
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Hi Susan.
inappropriate signature. ~WeatherMan |
Victor Valka
Caldari Kissaki Corporation
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Posted - 2008.07.14 05:27:00 -
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I object! |
WulfWestphal
Minmatar Niflhel
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Posted - 2008.07.14 07:05:00 -
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Well Susan, no matter how hard you try (and tried in the past), you fail at the whole "Look im acting all rebell, i'm like another famous poster who got banned!". the stuff you are making up in your twisted mind is not even funny to read.
Bye, Susan. ---
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Gaven Blands
Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.07.14 08:46:00 -
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I get free talk minutes and free texts with my mobile phone...
I get free upgrades to my mobile, free voice messaging, free video and free internet.
I get Eve for free too.
All this free stuff costs me a fortune. Sleep tight.
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Fink Angel
Caldari The Merry Men
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Posted - 2008.07.14 08:57:00 -
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What's the labrats thing you speak of mate, do you have a link?
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